JOYFUL1 would I be, my dear readers, if I were a painter — a great artist, I mean — in order to set under your eyes, at the head of this second episode, the various positions taken by Tartarin’s red cap in the three days’ passage it made on board of the Zouave, between France and Algeria.
First would I show you it at the steaming out, upon deck, arrogant2 and heroic as it was, forming a glory round that handsome Tarasconian head. Next would I show you it at the harbour-mouth, when the bark began to caper3 upon the waves; I would depict4 it for you all of a quake in astonishment5, and as though already experiencing the preliminary qualms6 of sea-sickness. Then, in the Gulf7 of the Lion, proportionably to the nearing the open sea, where the white caps heaved harder, I would make you behold8 it wrestling with the tempest, and standing9 on end upon the hero’s cranium, with its mighty10 mane of blue wool bristling11 out in the spray and breeze. Position Fourth: at six in the afternoon, with the Corsican coast in view; the unfortunate chechia hangs over the ship’s side, and lamentably12 stares down as though to plumb13 the depths of ocean. Finally and lastly, the Fifth Position: at the back of a narrow state-room, in a box-bed so small it seemed one drawer in a nest of them, something shapeless rolled on the pillow with moans of desolation. This was the fez — the fez so defiant14 at the sailing, now reduced to the vulgar condition of a nightcap, and pulled down over the very ears of the head of a pallid15 and convulsed sufferer.
How the people of Tarascon would have kicked themselves for having constrained16 the great Tartarin to leave home, if they had but seen him stretched in the bunk17 in the dull, wan18 gleam through the dead-light, amid the sickly odour of cooking and wet wood — the heart-heaving perfume of mail-boats; if they had but heard him gurgle at every turn of the screw, wail19 for tea every five minutes, and swear at the steward20 in a childish treble!
On my word of honour as a story-teller, the poor Turk would have made a paste-board dummy21 pity him. Suddenly, overcome by the nausea22, the hapless victim had not even the power to undo23 the Algerian girdle-cloth, or lay aside his armoury; the lumpy-handled hunting-sword pounded his ribs24, and the leather revolver-case made his thigh25 raw. To finish him arose the taunts26 of Sancho-Tartarin, who never ceased to groan27 and inveigh28:
“Well, for the biggest kind of imbecile, you are the finest specimen29! I told you truly how it would be. Ha, ha! you were bound to go to Africa, of course! Well, old merriman, now you are going to Africa, how do you like it?”
The cruellest part of it was that, from the retreat where he was moaning, the hapless invalid30 could hear the passengers in the grand saloon laughing, munching31, singing, and playing at cards. On board the Zouave the company was as jolly as numerous, composed of officers going back to join their regiments32, ladies from the Marseilles Alcazar Music Hall, strolling-players, a rich Mussulman returning from Mecca, and a very jocular Montenegrin prince, who favoured them with imitations of the low comedians33 of Paris. Not one of these jokers felt the sea-sickness, and their time was passed in quaffing34 champagne35 with the steamer captain, a good fat born Marseillais, who had a wife and family as well at Algiers as at home, and who answered to the merry name of Barbassou.
Tartarin of Tarascon hated this pack of wretches36; their mirthfulness deepened his ails37.
At length, on the third afternoon, there was such an extraordinary hullabaloo on the deck that our hero was roused out of his long torpor38. The ship’s bell was ringing and the seamen’s heavy boots ran over the planks39.
“Go ahead! Stop her! Turn astern!” barked the hoarse40 voice of Captain Barbassou; and then, “Stop her dead!”
There was an abrupt41 check of movement, a shock, and no more, save the silent rolling of the boat from side to side like a balloon in the air. This strange stillness alarmed the Tarasconian.
“Heaven ha’ mercy upon us!” he yelled in a terrifying voice, as, recovering his strength by magic, he bounded out of his berth42, and rushed upon deck with his arsenal43.
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