MID-DAY has come.
The Zouave had her steam up, ready to go. Upon the balcony of the Valentin Cafe, high above, the officers were levelling telescopes, and, with the colonel at their head, looking at the lucky little craft that was going back to France. This is the main distraction1 of the staff. On the lower level, the roads glittered. The old Turkish cannon2 breaches3, stuck up along the waterside, blazed in the sun. The passengers hurried, Biskris and Mahonnais piled their luggage up in the wherries.
Tartarin of Tarascon had no luggage. Here he comes down the Rue4 de la Marine5 through the little market, full of bananas and melons, accompanied by his friend Barbassou. The hapless Tarasconian left on the Moorish6 strand7 his gun-cases and his illusions, and now he had to sail for Tarascon with his hands in his otherwise empty pockets. He had barely leaped into the captain’s cutter before a breathless beast slid down from the heights of the square and galloped8 towards him. It was the faithful camel, who had been hunting after his master in Algiers during the last four-and-twenty hours.
On seeing him, Tartarin changed countenance9, and feigned10 not to know him, but the camel was not going to be put off. He scampered11 along the quay12; he whinnied for his friend, and regarded him with affection.
“Take me away,” his sad eyes seemed to say, “take me away in your ship, far, far from this sham13 Arabia, this ridiculous Land of the East, full of locomotives and stage coaches, where a camel is so sorely out of keeping that I do not know what will become of me. You are the last real Turk, and I am the last camel. Do not let us part, O my Tartarin!”
“Is that camel yours?” the captain inquired.
“Not a bit of it!” replied Tartarin, who shuddered14 at the idea of entering Tarascon with that ridiculous escort; and, impudently15 denying the companion of his misfortunes, he spurned16 the Algerian soil with his foot, and gave the cutter the shoving-off start. The camel sniffed17 of the water, extended its neck, cracked its joints18, and, jumping in behind the row-boat at haphazard19, he swam towards the Zouave with his humpback floating like a bladder, and his long neck projecting over the wave like the beak20 of a galley21.
Cutter and camel came alongside the mail steamer together.
“This dromedary regularly cuts me up,” observed Captain Barbassou, quite affected22. “I have a good mind to take him aboard and make a present of him to the Zoological Gardens at Marseilles.”
And so they hauled up the camel with many blocks and tackles upon the deck, being increased in weight by the brine, and the Zouave started.
Tartarin spent the two days of the crossing by himself in his stateroom, not because the sea was rough, or that the red fez had too much to suffer, but because the deuced camel, as soon as his master appeared above decks, showed him the most preposterous23 attentions. You never did see a camel make such an exhibition of a man as this.
From hour to hour, through the cabin portholes, where he stuck out his nose now and then, Tartarin saw the Algerian blue sky pale away; until one morning, in a silvery fog, he heard with delight Marseilles bells ringing out. The Zouave had arrived and cast anchor.
Our man, having no luggage, got off without saying anything, hastily slipped through Marseilles for fear he was still pursued by the camel, and never breathed till he was in a third-class carriage making for Tarascon.
Deceptive24 security!
Hardly were they two leagues from the city before every head was stuck out of window. There were outcries and astonishment25. Tartarin looked in his turn, and what did he descry26! the camel, reader, the inevitable27 camel, racing28 along the line behind the train, and keeping up with it! The dismayed Tartarin drew back and shut his eyes.
After this disastrous29 expedition of his he had reckoned on slipping into his house incognito30. But the presence of this burdensome quadruped rendered the thing impossible. What kind of a triumphal entry would he make? Good heavens! not a sou, not a lion, nothing to show for it save a camel!
“Tarascon! Tarascon!”
He was obliged to get down.
O amazement31!
Scarce had the hero’s red fez popped out of the doorway32 before a loud shout of “Tartarin for ever!” made the glazed33 roof of the railway station tremble. “Long life to Tartarin, the lion-slayer!” And out burst the windings34 of horns and the choruses of the local musical societies.
Tartarin felt death had come: he believed in a hoax35. But, no! all Tarascon was there, waving their hats, all of the same way of thinking. Behold36 the brave Commandant Bravida, Costecalde the armourer, the Chief Judge, the chemist, and the whole noble corps37 of cap-poppers, who pressed around their leader, and carried him in triumph out through the passages.
Singular effects of the mirage38! — the hide of the blind lion sent to Bravida was the cause of all this riot. With that humble39 fur exhibited in the club-room, the Tarasconians, and, at the back of them, the whole South of France, had grown exalted40. The Semaphore newspaper had spoken of it. A drama had been invented. It was not merely a solitary41 lion which Tartarin had slain42, but ten, nay43, twenty — pooh! a herd44 of lions had been made marmalade of. Hence, on disembarking at Marseilles, Tartarin was already celebrated45 without being aware of it, and an enthusiastic telegram had gone on before him by two hours to his native place.
But what capped the climax46 of the popular gladness was to see a fancifully shaped animal, covered with foam47 and dust, appear behind the hero, and stumble down the station stairs.
Tarascon for an instant believed that its dragon was come again.
Tartarin set his fellow-citizens at ease.
“This is my camel,” he said.
Already feeling the influence of the splendid sun of Tarascon, which makes people tell “bouncers” unwittingly, he added, as he fondled the camel’s hump:
“It is a noble beast! It saw me kill all my lions!”
Whereupon he familiarly took the arm of the commandant, who was red with pleasure; and followed by his camel, surrounded by the cap-hunters, acclaimed by all the population, he placidly proceeded towards the Baobab Villa; and, on the march, thus commenced the account of his mighty hunting:
“Once upon an evening, you are to imagine that, out in the depths of the Sahara”—
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n.精神涣散,精神不集中,消遣,娱乐 | |
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