He was a stout5, shiny-coated man, with the round eyes and human expression of a seal. He took me quite seriously, however, which some of them had not. Also himself, and the world in general. 12When I had briefly6 stated my convictions he put his fingers together in front of his comfortable roundness and regarded me solemnly. Then he said:
“My dear young man, you are pursuing what science terms an ignis fatuus, commonly and vulgarly known as a will-o’-the-wisp. You are wasting your time, and I assure you that neither I nor my associates in science could, or would, indorse your sophistries7, or even stand idly by and see you induce the unthinking man of means to invest in an undertaking8 which we, as men of profound research and calm understanding, could not, and therefore would not approve.” He cleared his throat with a phocine bark at the end of this period and settled himself for the next. “Men in all ages,” he proceeded, “have undertaken, in the cause of science, difficult tasks, and at vast expenditure9, when there was a proper scientific basis for the effort.”
He paused again. My case was hopeless so far as he was concerned—that was clear. I would close the interview with a bit of pleasantry.
“Ah, yes,” I suggested, “such as the ‘hunting of the snark,’ for instance. Well, perhaps I shall find the snark at the South Pole, when I get there, who knows?”
The human seal lifted one flipper10 and scratched 13his head for a moment gravely. Then he said with great severity:
“Young man, I do not recall the genus snark. I do not believe that science recognizes the existence of such a creature. Yet, even so, it is most unlikely that its habitat should be the South Pole.”
I retired11 then, strong in the conclusion that the imagination of the average scientist is a fixed12 equation, and his humor an unknown quantity. Also that his chief sphere of usefulness lies in being able to establish mathematically a fact already discovered by accident. The accident had not yet occurred, hence the time for the scientist and his arithmetic was not at hand.
I now sought capital without science, but the results though interesting were not gratifying.
A millionaire editor, a very Cr?sus of journalism13, was my final experience in this field. He didn’t have any time to throw away, but I seemed reasonably well-fed, and he saw I was in earnest, so he was willing to listen. He put his feet upon a table near me while he did it. When I got the bald facts out and was getting ready to amplify14 a little he broke in:
“How long would it take you to go there and get back?” he asked.
“I hardly know—five years, perhaps—possibly longer.”
14The millionaire editor took his feet down.
“Humph! Hundred thousand dollars for a Sunday beat and five years to get it! No, I don’t think we want any South Poles in this paper——”
“But in the cause of human knowledge and science,” I argued.
“My friend,” he said, “the only human knowledge and science that I am interested in is the knowledge and science of getting out, next Sunday and the Sunday after, a better paper than that lantern-faced pirate down the street yonder. When you’ve found your South Pole and brought back a piece of it, come in, and I’ll pay you more for the first slice than anybody else, no matter what they offer. But you’re too long range for us just at present. Good day!”

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