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I met him when I was in town at a party, where he and I were about the only grownups; he took a good deal of trouble over the youngsters, doing conjuring1 tricks to amuse them, and singing songs at the pianoforte that made them laugh.  Later in the evening, when some of the kids had been fetched, he and I became friendly, and we had a most interesting chat.  He agreed with my views regarding the Australian team of the previous summer; he was in full sympathy concerning the difficulty of making one pair of white gloves do for two evenings.  I asked for his name and address.

“Don’t think I have a card to spare, old chap,” he said, in his easy way.  “Daresay we shall meet again.”

“I’d awfully2 like to make sure of it,” I p. 2said.  “My mother may want you to run down to our place.”

“That’s a different matter.  Here’s a pencil; write it on something.  Or allow me.  I’m coming back here at ten,” he went on.  “You won’t be gone before that, I hope?”

“I must,” I replied.  “My governess will call at half-past nine to take me home.”

“What an existence we men about town do live, to be sure.  Always hurrying from one place to another.”

“If my mother writes to you, Mr. Cartwright,” I said, offering my hand, “you won’t fail to come along.”

My mater is peculiar4; she has a fixed5 and permanent idea that any suggestion coming from me must necessarily be overruled and treated as of no serious importance; I fancy this comes from the feeling, often expressed by her, that she has to be both father and mother.  It is rather a lonely life for her, with only my governess and the servants for company.  I have heard the maids saying more than once to each other that they wondered mistress did not marry again.  “She could well afford to,” remarked cook.

p. 3I do think I showed cleverness and tact—something very like high diplomacy6.  I reminded my mother of the parties I had attended, and said I felt glad there was no necessity for us to have our house turned upside down and to give an evening in return.  At lunch time I referred to the matter again.  Later I said good-night to her, and once more made similar allusion7 to the subject.

Cards of invitation went out the next day, and my governess started on the preparation of a charade8.  My governess is not, if I may say so, possessed9 of incredible cleverness, and after writing out the charade and starting rehearsals10, she found she had forgotten the word, and as no one could guess it, and she appeared unable to think of another, it became evident that we could not rely upon this as a source of entertainment.  It was then I announced to my mother that I had already sent a note to a friend of mine, a man whose equal for entertaining a party was rarely encountered, and that I expected a reply from him in the course of a post or two.  She blamed me for taking the step without asking permission, and praised me for coming to the rescue with such an excellent idea.

p. 4“Did you say Cartwright—Mr. Cartwright, dear?”

“Yes, mother.  Do you know him?”

“I don’t think I have met the name.”

When Mr. Cartwright’s postcard arrived, and the maid put it by the side of my plate, my mother, glancing down the table before opening her own letters, asked quickly from whom it had come, and when I told her she contradicted me, quoting, rather excitedly, the usual Biblical and historical cases where severe punishment had been given for the telling of lies, or commendation awarded for the statement of exact truth.  I ventured to repeat the information, and passed the card to her as a document in support; she looked at it, cried a little, and asked me to forgive her for being so cross.  I begged her not to mention it.

“Just for the moment,” she explained, “it took me back about twelve years.”

“Before my time, mother?”

“Yes.  You were not thought of then.  Does your friend sign himself Cartwright?”

“My dear mother, how else could he sign himself?”

“Send him another line, and say that your p. 5mother is looking forward to the pleasure of making his acquaintance.”

“You must tell me how to spell some of the words,” I said.

The carriage was to meet some of the guests who came from London, and I went down to the station myself and arranged with one of the cabmen there, so that Mr. Cartwright should be brought up alone and without being crowded by the children.  My mother said I could ask him to stay the night, and ordered a room at the hotel; but he wrote to say he had another engagement in town, and he desired to catch the seven fifty-four back.  I remarked that this showed how popular he was in society; my mother gave a word approving businesslike habits.  It seemed exactly like Mr. Cartwright that he should arrive in the cab at the precise hour arranged.

“Had a good journey?” I cried, running to him in the hall as he was getting out of his thick overcoat.  “I was afraid, somehow, that you’d back out of it at the last moment.”

“Never disappoint the public,” he replied cheerfully.  “Sometimes I disappoint myself, but that is another matter.”

p. 6I asked what he had in his large bag.

“Brought down a figure; thought perhaps a little ventriloquism would be a novelty.”

“Anything you do will be sure to be appreciated.  I’ve been thinking ever since I met you of the perfectly11 splendid way you entertained at that party.”

“Good man!”

“And I do feel it’s most awfully kind of you to come all this distance just to oblige me.  Let’s go upstairs, shall we, Mr. Cartwright?  I’ll take you to the room that used to be called the nursery.”

He got rid of his overcoat there, and, asking me for a pair of scissors, went carefully with them around the edge of his shirt cuffs12.  I inquired whether he had been going out to many parties since I last saw him: he replied that he had no right to complain; there were plenty of exceedingly clever people about and he could only regard himself as cleverish.  I exhibited the soldiers that mother had given me for my birthday.  He took the blue men, I took the red, and he was Napoleon and I Wellington.  We sat upon the floor, and he was so very good as to show me exactly what happened at the battle of p. 7Waterloo, an incident of peculiar interest to me, because it occurred on one of the few dates I am able to retain in my memory.

“But, Mr. Cartwright, how is it you know so much about this?”  He was moving some dominoes up from the right to represent the approach of Blucher and the German troops.

“Used to be a soldier man,” he replied.

“Why ever didn’t you stay in the army, and become a Field Marshal?”

“By Jove!” he cried, “that would have been a rattling13 good idea.  Wonder I didn’t think of it at the time.”

“Is it too late now?”

“Surely not,” he answered promptly14, “for such an exceptionally fortunate person as I am.  Anyway, so far as 1815 is concerned, Blucher, you see, had Grouchy15 to compete with—this double-six is Grouchy, with thirty-five thousand men—but Blucher outmarched him, came up, and—”  He swept the rest of his blue men down with a wave of the hand, and hummed “Rule, Britannia.”

I expressed a wish that he had selected the reds, so that he might have won; but he p. 8remarked in a change of mood that anything like success in any game would, by reason of its novelty, have given him serious alarm.  I asked how the time was going.

“Lent my watch to a relative,” he mentioned.  “A rather distant relative; but I see a good deal of him, from the waist upwards16.”

And he went to the mantelpiece to inspect the clock.

“Little man,” in a sharp voice, “who is this?”

“That?  Oh, that’s dear mother.”

He looked at it closely, whistled a tune17 softly.

“I shall have to catch an earlier train,” he announced suddenly.  “I’m sorry.  You make my apologies to every one, and say the muddle18 was entirely19 mine.”

“But you can’t, Mr. Cartwright.  There’s nothing before the six minutes to eight.”

My governess came in, and he replaced the frame quickly.  My governess has sometimes complained that the house is lacking in male society; she took advantage of this opportunity to talk with great vivacity20, and, in tones very different from those she uses in p. 9addressing me, inquired with affectation concerning the theatres in town, and entertainments generally.  Fearing she would try Mr. Cartwright’s patience, as she has often tried mine, I endeavoured to detach her; but the task proved one beyond my abilities, and she went on to submit, with deference21, that what was required was an increase of merriment in life, a view that, coming from her, amazed me into silence.  Mr. Cartwright answered that in his opinion life was full of rollicking fun, completely furnished with joy.

“What a gift,” cried my governess, “to be able always to see the cheerful side!  It means, of course, that you have been singularly free from anything like disaster.  Tell me, now, what is the nearest to a sad experience that you ever had?”

“I expect we ought to be getting downstairs,” he remarked.

In the hall I introduced Mr. Cartwright, with pride, to my mother.

“Charmed to meet you,” she said, offering her hand.  My mother can be very pleasant, and if, at the moment, she gave signs of agitation22, it was not to be wondered at; I myself felt nervous.  “My boy tells me that p. 10you are going to be so very kind—”  She appeared unable to go on with the sentence.

“I was glad,” he said, “to find he had not forgotten me.  It isn’t everybody who has a good memory.”

“It isn’t everybody who cares to possess one,” she said, with some spirit.  “I have heard of cases where men forget their real names.”

“I have heard of cases,” he remarked, “where women have been in a great hurry to change theirs.”

It struck me they were not hitting it off, as one might say, and I took his hand and led him into the drawing-room, where the children were having refreshment23 between the dances.  He made himself at home with them at once, danced a quadrille with the smallest girl, consulted with my governess about the playing of some accompaniments, and amused her by a remark which he made.  A man who could make my governess laugh was a man capable of anything.  Going to the end of the room, he took a figure of a boy in a Tam o’ Shanter cap out of his bag, and, setting it upon his knee, started absolutely the best entertainment I have seen p. 11in the whole course of my existence.  We all rested on the floor; my mother stood near the doorway24, but I was too much interested in Mr. Cartwright’s performance to pay attention to her.  When I did look around once, to get her to join in the applause, I found she was looking hard at my friend, trying, I suppose, to find out how he did it.  He began to sing, with the figure making absurd interruptions that sent us all into fits of laughter; my mother, still serious, took a chair.  Mr. Cartwright had a good voice; I don’t know whether you would call it a baritone or a tenor25, but it was so pleasant to listen to that I half agreed with a sensible girl sitting just in front of me, who said she wished the figure would cease interfering26.

“Lor’ bless my soul,” said the figure, “thought you’d never get that note, Mr. Cartwright.  Only just managed it.”  And, in a confidential27 way, “Aren’t you a rotten singer, though?  Don’t you think so, strictly28 between ourselves?  Have you ever tried selling coke?  That would be about your mark, you know!”

We clapped hands and stamped feet when he finished, and even the girls declared they p. 12would rather hear something more from him than go on with the dances.  He looked at his watch, and I called out to him that he was all right for his train; he had a quarter of an hour to spare.  He came back to the pianoforte.  There he touched the keys, making a selection in his mind.

“No, no!” cried my mother, as the prelude29 to a song began.  “Please, not that one!”

He changed the air at once, and went off into an Irish song.  You know the kind of tune—one that makes you keep on the move all the time you are listening.  About a ball given by Mrs. O’Flaherty, where the fiddler, once started, declined to stop, and the couples kept on with the hop3, hop, hop, so that the dance lasted for I forget how long—three weeks, I think.  The couples gradually became tired, the tune went slower and slower.

“Mr. Cartwright,” cried my governess, in her high voice, “you ought to be a professional.”

“I am a professional,” he replied.

I rushed like mad out into the hall.  I wanted to get the opportunity of thinking as hard and as swiftly as possible.  There was p. 13no time to lose; the station cab stood outside the door, waiting for him I went up, three stairs at a time, and opened the door of my room; it had been used as a temporary cloak-room, and jackets and hats were littered all over the place.  As I threw these about—everything had been moved by the servants with some idea of making elaborate preparations—it struck me it was not unlike a nightmare; one of those nightmares where you are in a most terrific hurry, and everything slips away and eludes30 you.  I could have cried with annoyance31 at the thought that Mr. Cartwright was now preparing to leave, asking for me, perhaps, and certainly wondering when and how he was to receive his fee for making the special visit from town.  In my excitement I took the pillow and threw it into the air; underneath32 I found my money-box, and some other articles which had been shifted from the dressing-table.  I seized one of my dumb-bells, smashed the box, counted out the money with trembling fingers.

“Four and three,” I said to myself.  “I shall give him four shillings, and tell him I’ll send the rest on.”

p. 14I slid down two flights.  As I neared the landing above the hall I could hear that music had started afresh and dancing had recommenced.  I was engaged to a rather sensible girl—already referred to—for the polka, and she would be looking out for me; but for the moment I was too full of troubles of my own to consider those of other people.  The front door was open, and my mother was waving her hand.

“Mr. Cartwright!” I called out, running past her.  “Mr. Cartwright!  Oh, do let me speak to you for a minute.”

“Can’t stop, old boy,” he said from the cab.  He seemed rather quiet.

“But I must speak to you.  Mother, may I go down to the station with him?  Oh, you are a good sort,” as she nodded her consent.  I jumped in, and the cab started.

I felt so thankful when I saw in his hand an envelope with some pieces of gold, and I felt proud of her.  I might have guessed mother would know how to do the right thing.

“Little man!”  He was looking at a slip of paper with some pencilled words which the envelope also contained.  “Do you ever take advice, I wonder?”

p. 15“Do you, Mr. Cartwright?”

“I find it easier to give.  People have been filling me up with it ever since I was about your age, and some of it has been good, but I have always done exactly as I pleased.”

“I suppose that’s the best plan.”

“No!” he replied.  “It has some advantages, but not many.”

“But aren’t you”—I scarcely knew how to phrase it—“aren’t you exactly what you want to be, Mr. Cartwright?  You’re so good-humoured and jolly.”

He gave a gasp33 and looked at the window.

“I don’t lose my temper now,” he said.  “I used to, and the last time I lost with it everything that was worth having.  Here’s the advice I want to give you.  Forget me, but try to remember this.  Quarrel, if you must quarrel, with the people who don’t matter.  Never quarrel with your friends.  I had fierce words once with the best friend a man ever had.”

“What was his name?”

“It has taken her twelve years to forgive me, and in that time I’ve gone to pieces.  All just for the luxury of five minutes of wild talk.  Here’s the station; my wife will be p. 16waiting for me at the other end, to take the money I’ve earned.”  He laughed in a peculiar way.  “Goodbye, old chap.  Not too big for this, are you?”  He placed his hands on either side of my face.  “I wish—oh, I wish you were my boy!”

My mother asked me, when I got back and told her, to show her exactly where he had kissed me, and she pressed her lips for some moments to the place on my forehead.  Then we went in and brightened up the party.

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1 conjuring IYdyC     
n.魔术
参考例句:
  • Paul's very good at conjuring. 保罗很会变戏法。
  • The entertainer didn't fool us with his conjuring. 那个艺人变的戏法没有骗到我们。
2 awfully MPkym     
adv.可怕地,非常地,极端地
参考例句:
  • Agriculture was awfully neglected in the past.过去农业遭到严重忽视。
  • I've been feeling awfully bad about it.对这我一直感到很难受。
3 hop vdJzL     
n.单脚跳,跳跃;vi.单脚跳,跳跃;着手做某事;vt.跳跃,跃过
参考例句:
  • The children had a competition to see who could hop the fastest.孩子们举行比赛,看谁单足跳跃最快。
  • How long can you hop on your right foot?你用右脚能跳多远?
4 peculiar cinyo     
adj.古怪的,异常的;特殊的,特有的
参考例句:
  • He walks in a peculiar fashion.他走路的样子很奇特。
  • He looked at me with a very peculiar expression.他用一种很奇怪的表情看着我。
5 fixed JsKzzj     
adj.固定的,不变的,准备好的;(计算机)固定的
参考例句:
  • Have you two fixed on a date for the wedding yet?你们俩选定婚期了吗?
  • Once the aim is fixed,we should not change it arbitrarily.目标一旦确定,我们就不应该随意改变。
6 diplomacy gu9xk     
n.外交;外交手腕,交际手腕
参考例句:
  • The talks have now gone into a stage of quiet diplomacy.会谈现在已经进入了“温和外交”阶段。
  • This was done through the skill in diplomacy. 这是通过外交手腕才做到的。
7 allusion CfnyW     
n.暗示,间接提示
参考例句:
  • He made an allusion to a secret plan in his speech.在讲话中他暗示有一项秘密计划。
  • She made no allusion to the incident.她没有提及那个事件。
8 charade WrmzH     
n.用动作等表演文字意义的字谜游戏
参考例句:
  • You must not refine too much upon this charade.你切不可过分推敲这个字谜。
  • His poems,despite their dignity and felicity,have an air of charade.他的诗篇虽然庄严巧妙,却有猜迷之嫌。
9 possessed xuyyQ     
adj.疯狂的;拥有的,占有的
参考例句:
  • He flew out of the room like a man possessed.他像着了魔似地猛然冲出房门。
  • He behaved like someone possessed.他行为举止像是魔怔了。
10 rehearsals 58abf70ed0ce2d3ac723eb2d13c1c6b5     
n.练习( rehearsal的名词复数 );排练;复述;重复
参考例句:
  • The earlier protests had just been dress rehearsals for full-scale revolution. 早期的抗议仅仅是大革命开始前的预演。
  • She worked like a demon all through rehearsals. 她每次排演时始终精力过人。 来自《简明英汉词典》
11 perfectly 8Mzxb     
adv.完美地,无可非议地,彻底地
参考例句:
  • The witnesses were each perfectly certain of what they said.证人们个个对自己所说的话十分肯定。
  • Everything that we're doing is all perfectly above board.我们做的每件事情都是光明正大的。
12 cuffs 4f67c64175ca73d89c78d4bd6a85e3ed     
n.袖口( cuff的名词复数 )v.掌打,拳打( cuff的第三人称单数 )
参考例句:
  • a collar and cuffs of white lace 带白色蕾丝花边的衣领和袖口
  • The cuffs of his shirt were fraying. 他衬衣的袖口磨破了。
13 rattling 7b0e25ab43c3cc912945aafbb80e7dfd     
adj. 格格作响的, 活泼的, 很好的 adv. 极其, 很, 非常 动词rattle的现在分词
参考例句:
  • This book is a rattling good read. 这是一本非常好的读物。
  • At that same instant,a deafening explosion set the windows rattling. 正在这时,一声震耳欲聋的爆炸突然袭来,把窗玻璃震得当当地响。
14 promptly LRMxm     
adv.及时地,敏捷地
参考例句:
  • He paid the money back promptly.他立即还了钱。
  • She promptly seized the opportunity his absence gave her.她立即抓住了因他不在场给她创造的机会。
15 grouchy NQez8     
adj.好抱怨的;愠怒的
参考例句:
  • Grouchy people are always complaining for no reason.满腹牢骚的人总是毫无理由地抱怨。
  • Sometimes she is grouchy, but all in all she is an excellent teacher.有时候她的脾气很坏,但总的来说她还是一位好老师。
16 upwards lj5wR     
adv.向上,在更高处...以上
参考例句:
  • The trend of prices is still upwards.物价的趋向是仍在上涨。
  • The smoke rose straight upwards.烟一直向上升。
17 tune NmnwW     
n.调子;和谐,协调;v.调音,调节,调整
参考例句:
  • He'd written a tune,and played it to us on the piano.他写了一段曲子,并在钢琴上弹给我们听。
  • The boy beat out a tune on a tin can.那男孩在易拉罐上敲出一首曲子。
18 muddle d6ezF     
n.困惑,混浊状态;vt.使混乱,使糊涂,使惊呆;vi.胡乱应付,混乱
参考例句:
  • Everything in the room was in a muddle.房间里每一件东西都是乱七八糟的。
  • Don't work in a rush and get into a muddle.克服忙乱现象。
19 entirely entirely     
ad.全部地,完整地;完全地,彻底地
参考例句:
  • The fire was entirely caused by their neglect of duty. 那场火灾完全是由于他们失职而引起的。
  • His life was entirely given up to the educational work. 他的一生统统献给了教育工作。
20 vivacity ZhBw3     
n.快活,活泼,精神充沛
参考例句:
  • Her charm resides in her vivacity.她的魅力存在于她的活泼。
  • He was charmed by her vivacity and high spirits.她的活泼与兴高采烈的情绪把他迷住了。
21 deference mmKzz     
n.尊重,顺从;敬意
参考例句:
  • Do you treat your parents and teachers with deference?你对父母师长尊敬吗?
  • The major defect of their work was deference to authority.他们的主要缺陷是趋从权威。
22 agitation TN0zi     
n.搅动;搅拌;鼓动,煽动
参考例句:
  • Small shopkeepers carried on a long agitation against the big department stores.小店主们长期以来一直在煽动人们反对大型百货商店。
  • These materials require constant agitation to keep them in suspension.这些药剂要经常搅动以保持悬浮状态。
23 refreshment RUIxP     
n.恢复,精神爽快,提神之事物;(复数)refreshments:点心,茶点
参考例句:
  • He needs to stop fairly often for refreshment.他须时不时地停下来喘口气。
  • A hot bath is a great refreshment after a day's work.在一天工作之后洗个热水澡真是舒畅。
24 doorway 2s0xK     
n.门口,(喻)入门;门路,途径
参考例句:
  • They huddled in the shop doorway to shelter from the rain.他们挤在商店门口躲雨。
  • Mary suddenly appeared in the doorway.玛丽突然出现在门口。
25 tenor LIxza     
n.男高音(歌手),次中音(乐器),要旨,大意
参考例句:
  • The tenor of his speech was that war would come.他讲话的大意是战争将要发生。
  • The four parts in singing are soprano,alto,tenor and bass.唱歌的四个声部是女高音、女低音、男高音和男低音。
26 interfering interfering     
adj. 妨碍的 动词interfere的现在分词
参考例句:
  • He's an interfering old busybody! 他老爱管闲事!
  • I wish my mother would stop interfering and let me make my own decisions. 我希望我母亲不再干预,让我自己拿主意。
27 confidential MOKzA     
adj.秘(机)密的,表示信任的,担任机密工作的
参考例句:
  • He refused to allow his secretary to handle confidential letters.他不让秘书处理机密文件。
  • We have a confidential exchange of views.我们推心置腹地交换意见。
28 strictly GtNwe     
adv.严厉地,严格地;严密地
参考例句:
  • His doctor is dieting him strictly.他的医生严格规定他的饮食。
  • The guests were seated strictly in order of precedence.客人严格按照地位高低就座。
29 prelude 61Fz6     
n.序言,前兆,序曲
参考例句:
  • The prelude to the musical composition is very long.这首乐曲的序曲很长。
  • The German invasion of Poland was a prelude to World War II.德国入侵波兰是第二次世界大战的序幕。
30 eludes 493c2abd8bd3082d879dba5916662c90     
v.(尤指机敏地)避开( elude的第三人称单数 );逃避;躲避;使达不到
参考例句:
  • His name eludes me for the moment. 他的名字我一时想不起来了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • But philosophers seek a special sort of knowledge that eludes exact definition. 但是,哲学家所追求的是一种难以精确定义的特殊知识。 来自哲学部分
31 annoyance Bw4zE     
n.恼怒,生气,烦恼
参考例句:
  • Why do you always take your annoyance out on me?为什么你不高兴时总是对我出气?
  • I felt annoyance at being teased.我恼恨别人取笑我。
32 underneath VKRz2     
adj.在...下面,在...底下;adv.在下面
参考例句:
  • Working underneath the car is always a messy job.在汽车底下工作是件脏活。
  • She wore a coat with a dress underneath.她穿着一件大衣,里面套着一条连衣裙。
33 gasp UfxzL     
n.喘息,气喘;v.喘息;气吁吁他说
参考例句:
  • She gave a gasp of surprise.她吃惊得大口喘气。
  • The enemy are at their last gasp.敌人在做垂死的挣扎。


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