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XI. UTOPIAN IDEAS.
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 If I were His Majesty's Minister!
 
—Well, what would you do?
 
—I should begin by—by—upon my word, by being very much embarrassed. For I should be Minister only because I had the majority, and I should have that only because I had made it, and I could only have made it, honestly at least, by governing according to its ideas. So if I undertake to carry out my ideas and to run counter to its ideas, I shall not have the majority, and if I do not, I cannot be His Majesty's Minister.
 
—Just imagine that you are so, and that consequently the majority is not opposed to you, what would you do?
 
—I would look to see on which side justice is.
 
—And then?
 
—I would seek to find where utility was.
 
—What next?
 
—I would see whether they agreed, or were in conflict with one another.
 
—And if you found they did not agree?
 
—I would say to the King, take back your portfolio1.
 
—But suppose you see that justice and utility are one?
 
—Then I will go straight ahead.
 
—Very well, but to realize utility by justice, a third thing is necessary.
 
—What is that?
 
—Possibility.
 
—You conceded that.
 
—When?
 
—Just now.
 
—How?
 
—By giving me the majority.
 
—It seems to me that the concession2 was rather hazardous3, for it implies that the majority clearly sees what is just, clearly sees what is useful, and clearly sees that these things are in perfect accord.
 
—And if it sees this clearly, the good will, so to speak, do itself.
 
—This is the point to which you are constantly bringing me—to see a possibility of reform only in the progress of the general intelligence.
 
—By this progress all reform is infallible.
 
—Certainly. But this preliminary progress takes time. Let us suppose it accomplished4. What will you do? for I am eager to see you at work, doing, practicing.
 
—I should begin by reducing letter postage to ten centimes.
 
—I heard you speak of five, once.
 
—Yes; but as I have other reforms in view, I must move with prudence5, to avoid a deficit6 in the revenues.
 
—Prudence? This leaves you with a deficit of thirty millions.
 
—Then I will reduce the salt tax to ten francs.
 
—Good! Here is another deficit of thirty millions. Doubtless you have invented some new tax.
 
—Heaven forbid! Besides, I do not flatter myself that I have an inventive mind.
 
—It is necessary, however. Oh, I have it. What was I thinking of? You are simply going to diminish the expense. I did not think of that.
 
—You are not the only one. I shall come to that; but I do not count on it at present.
 
—What! you diminish the receipts, without lessening7 expenses, and you avoid a deficit?
 
—Yes, by diminishing other taxes at the same time.
 
(Here the interlocutor, putting the index finger of his right hand on his forehead, shook his head, which may be translated thus: He is rambling8 terribly.)
 
—Well, upon my word, this is ingenious. I pay the Treasury9 a hundred francs; you relieve me of five francs on salt, five on postage; and in order that the Treasury may nevertheless receive one hundred francs, you relieve me of ten on some other tax?
 
—Precisely; you understand me.
 
—How can it be true? I am not even sure that I have heard you.
 
—I repeat that I balance one remission of taxes by another.
 
—I have a little time to give, and I should like to hear you expound10 this paradox11.
 
—Here is the whole mystery: I know a tax which costs you twenty francs, not a sou of which gets to the Treasury. I relieve you of half of it, and make the other half take its proper destination.
 
—You are an unequaled financier. There is but one difficulty. What tax, if you please, do I pay, which does not go to the Treasury?
 
—How much does this suit of clothes cost you?
 
—A hundred francs.
 
—How much would it have cost you if you had gotten the cloth from Belgium?
 
—Eighty francs.
 
—Then why did you not get it there?
 
—Because it is prohibited.
 
—Why?
 
—So that the suit may cost me one hundred francs instead of eighty.
 
—This denial, then, costs you twenty francs?
 
—Undoubtedly.
 
—And where do these twenty francs go?
 
—Where do they go? To the manufacturer of the cloth.
 
—Well, give me ten francs for the Treasury, and I will remove the restriction12, and you will gain ten francs.
 
—Oh, I begin to see. The treasury account shows that it loses five francs on postage and five on salt, and gains ten on cloth. That is even.
 
—Your account is—you gain five francs on salt, five on postage, and ten on cloth.
 
—Total, twenty francs. This is satisfactory enough. But what becomes of the poor cloth manufacturer?
 
—Oh, I have thought of him. I have secured compensation for him by means of the tax reductions which are so profitable to the Treasury. What I have done for you as regards cloth, I do for him in regard to wool, coal, machinery13, etc., so that he can lower his price without loss.
 
—But are you sure that will be an equivalent?
 
—The balance will be in his favor. The twenty francs that you gain on the cloth will be multiplied by those which I will save for you on grain, meat, fuel, etc. This will amount to a large sum, and each one of your 35,000,000 fellow-citizens will save the same way. There will be enough to consume the cloths of both Belgium and France. The nation will be better clothed; that is all.
 
—I will think on this, for it is somewhat confused in my head.
 
—After all, as far as clothes go, the main thing is to be clothed. Your limbs are your own, and not the manufacturer's. To shield them from cold is your business and not his. If the law takes sides for him against you, the law is unjust, and you allowed me to reason on the hypothesis that what is unjust is hurtful.
 
—Perhaps I admitted too much; but go on and explain your financial plan.
 
—Then I will make a tariff14.
 
—In two folio volumes?
 
—No, in two sections.
 
—Then they will no longer say that this famous axiom "No one is supposed to be ignorant of the law" is a fiction. Let us see your tariff.
 
—Here it is: Section First. All imports shall pay an ad valorem tax of five per cent.
 
—Even raw materials?
 
—Unless they are worthless.
 
—But they all have value, much or little.
 
—Then they will pay much or little.
 
—How can our manufactories compete with foreign ones which have these raw materials free?
 
—The expenses of the State being certain, if we close this source of revenue, we must open another; this will not diminish the relative inferiority of our manufactories, and there will be one bureau more to organize and pay.
 
—That is true; I reasoned as if the tax was to be annulled15, not changed. I will reflect on this. What is your second section?
 
—Section Second. All exports shall pay an ad valorem tax of five per cent.
 
—Merciful Heavens, Mr. Utopist! You will certainly be stoned, and, if it comes to that, I will throw the first one.
 
—We agreed that the majority were enlightened.
 
—Enlightened! Can you claim that an export duty is not onerous16?
 
—All taxes are onerous, but this is less so than others.
 
—The carnival17 justifies18 many eccentricities19. Be so kind as to make this new paradox appear specious20, if you can.
 
—How much did you pay for this wine?
 
—A franc per quart.
 
—How much would you have paid outside the city gates?
 
—Fifty centimes.
 
—Why this difference?
 
—Ask the octroi[14] which added ten sous to it.
 
—Who established the octroi?
 
—The municipality of Paris, in order to pave and light the streets.
 
—This is, then, an import duty. But if the neighboring country districts had established this octroi for their profit, what would happen?
 
—I should none the less pay a franc for wine worth only fifty centimes, and the other fifty centimes would pave and light Montmartre and the Batignolles.
 
—So that really it is the consumer who pays the tax?
 
—There is no doubt of that.
 
—Then by taxing exports you make foreigners help pay your expenses.[15]
 
—I find you at fault, this is not justice.
 
—Why not? In order to secure the production of any one thing, there must be instruction, security, roads, and other costly21 things in the country. Why shall not the foreigner who is to consume this product, bear the charges its production necessitates22?
 
—This is contrary to received ideas.
 
—Not the least in the world. The last purchaser must repay all the direct and indirect expenses of production.
 
—No matter what you say, it is plain that such a measure would paralyze commerce; and cut off all exports.
 
—That is an illusion. If you were to pay this tax besides all the others, you would be right. But, if the hundred millions raised in this way, relieve you of other taxes to the same amount, you go into foreign markets with all your advantages, and even with more, if this duty has occasioned less embarrassment23 and expense.
 
—I will reflect on this. So now the salt, postage and customs are regulated. Is all ended there?
 
—I am just beginning.
 
—Pray, initiate24 me in your Utopian ideas.
 
—I have lost sixty millions on salt and postage. I shall regain25 them through the customs; which also gives me something more precious.
 
—What, pray?
 
—International relations founded on justice, and a probability of peace which is equivalent to a certainty. I will disband the army.
 
—The whole army?
 
—Except special branches, which will be voluntarily recruited, like all other professions. You see, conscription is abolished.
 
—Sir, you should say recruiting.
 
—Ah, I forgot, I cannot help admiring the ease with which, in certain countries, the most unpopular things are perpetuated26 by giving them other names.
 
—Like consolidated27 duties, which have become indirect contributions.
 
—And the gendarmes28, who have taken the name of municipal guards.
 
—In short, trusting to Utopia, you disarm29 the country.
 
—I said that I would muster30 out the army, not that I would disarm the country. I intend, on the contrary, to give it invincible31 power.
 
—How do you harmonize this mass of contradictions?
 
—I call all the citizens to service.
 
—Is it worth while to relieve a portion from service in order to call out everybody?
 
—You did not make me Minister in order that I should leave things as they are. Thus, on my advent32 to power, I shall say with Richelieu, "the State maxims33 are changed." My first maxim34, the one which will serve as a basis for my administration, is this: Every citizen must know two things—How to earn his own living, and defend his country.
 
—It seems to me, at the first glance, that there is a spark of good sense in this.
 
—Consequently, I base the national defense35 on a law consisting of two sections.
 
Section First. Every able-bodied citizen, without exception, shall be under arms for four years, from his twenty-first to his twenty-fifth year, in order to receive military instruction.—
 
—This is pretty economy! You send home four hundred thousand soldiers and call out ten millions.
 
—Listen to my second section:
 
Sec. 2. Unless he proves, at the age of twenty-one, that he knows the school of the soldier perfectly36.
 
—I did not expect this turn. It is certain that to avoid four years' service, there will be a great emulation37 among our youth, to learn by the right flank and double quick, march. The idea is odd.
 
—It is better than that. For without grieving families and offending equality, does it not assure the country, in a simple and inexpensive manner, of ten million defenders38, capable of defying a coalition39 of all the standing40 armies of the globe?
 
—Truly, if I were not on my guard, I should end in getting interested in your fancies.
 
The Utopist, getting excited: Thank Heaven, my estimates are relieved of a hundred millions! I suppress the octroi. I refund41 indirect contributions. I—
 
Getting more and more excited: I will proclaim religious freedom and free instruction. There shall be new resources. I will buy the railroads, pay off the public debt, and starve out the stock gamblers.
 
—My dear Utopist!
 
—Freed from too numerous cares, I will concentrate all the resources of the government on the repression42 of fraud, the administration of prompt and even-handed justice. I—
 
—My dear Utopist, you attempt too much. The nation will not follow you.
 
—You gave me the majority.
 
—I take it back.
 
—Very well; then I am no longer Minister; but my plans remain what they are—Utopian ideas.
 
XII.
 
SALT, POSTAGE, AND CUSTOMS.

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1 portfolio 9OzxZ     
n.公事包;文件夹;大臣及部长职位
参考例句:
  • He remembered her because she was carrying a large portfolio.他因为她带着一个大公文包而记住了她。
  • He resigned his portfolio.他辞去了大臣职务。
2 concession LXryY     
n.让步,妥协;特许(权)
参考例句:
  • We can not make heavy concession to the matter.我们在这个问题上不能过于让步。
  • That is a great concession.这是很大的让步。
3 hazardous Iddxz     
adj.(有)危险的,冒险的;碰运气的
参考例句:
  • These conditions are very hazardous for shipping.这些情况对航海非常不利。
  • Everybody said that it was a hazardous investment.大家都说那是一次危险的投资。
4 accomplished UzwztZ     
adj.有才艺的;有造诣的;达到了的
参考例句:
  • Thanks to your help,we accomplished the task ahead of schedule.亏得你们帮忙,我们才提前完成了任务。
  • Removal of excess heat is accomplished by means of a radiator.通过散热器完成多余热量的排出。
5 prudence 9isyI     
n.谨慎,精明,节俭
参考例句:
  • A lack of prudence may lead to financial problems.不够谨慎可能会导致财政上出现问题。
  • The happy impute all their success to prudence or merit.幸运者都把他们的成功归因于谨慎或功德。
6 deficit tmAzu     
n.亏空,亏损;赤字,逆差
参考例句:
  • The directors have reported a deficit of 2.5 million dollars.董事们报告赤字为250万美元。
  • We have a great deficit this year.我们今年有很大亏损。
7 lessening 7da1cd48564f42a12c5309c3711a7945     
减轻,减少,变小
参考例句:
  • So however much he earned, she spent it, her demands growing and lessening with his income. 祥子挣多少,她花多少,她的要求随着他的钱涨落。 来自汉英文学 - 骆驼祥子
  • The talks have resulted in a lessening of suspicion. 谈话消减了彼此的怀疑。
8 rambling MTfxg     
adj.[建]凌乱的,杂乱的
参考例句:
  • We spent the summer rambling in Ireland. 我们花了一个夏天漫游爱尔兰。
  • It was easy to get lost in the rambling house. 在布局凌乱的大房子里容易迷路。
9 treasury 7GeyP     
n.宝库;国库,金库;文库
参考例句:
  • The Treasury was opposed in principle to the proposals.财政部原则上反对这些提案。
  • This book is a treasury of useful information.这本书是有价值的信息宝库。
10 expound hhOz7     
v.详述;解释;阐述
参考例句:
  • Why not get a diviner to expound my dream?为什么不去叫一个占卜者来解释我的梦呢?
  • The speaker has an hour to expound his views to the public.讲演者有1小时时间向公众阐明他的观点。
11 paradox pAxys     
n.似乎矛盾却正确的说法;自相矛盾的人(物)
参考例句:
  • The story contains many levels of paradox.这个故事存在多重悖论。
  • The paradox is that Japan does need serious education reform.矛盾的地方是日本确实需要教育改革。
12 restriction jW8x0     
n.限制,约束
参考例句:
  • The park is open to the public without restriction.这个公园对公众开放,没有任何限制。
  • The 30 mph speed restriction applies in all built-up areas.每小时限速30英里适用于所有建筑物聚集区。
13 machinery CAdxb     
n.(总称)机械,机器;机构
参考例句:
  • Has the machinery been put up ready for the broadcast?广播器材安装完毕了吗?
  • Machinery ought to be well maintained all the time.机器应该随时注意维护。
14 tariff mqwwG     
n.关税,税率;(旅馆、饭店等)价目表,收费表
参考例句:
  • There is a very high tariff on jewelry.宝石类的关税率很高。
  • The government is going to lower the tariff on importing cars.政府打算降低进口汽车的关税。
15 annulled 6487853b1acaba95e5982ede7b1d3227     
v.宣告无效( annul的过去式和过去分词 );取消;使消失;抹去
参考例句:
  • Their marriage was annulled after just six months. 他们的婚姻仅过半年就宣告取消。
  • Many laws made by the former regime have been annulled. 前政权制定的许多法律被宣布无效。 来自《简明英汉词典》
16 onerous 6vCy4     
adj.繁重的
参考例句:
  • My household duties were not particularly onerous.我的家务活并不繁重。
  • This obligation sometimes proves onerous.这一义务有时被证明是艰巨的。
17 carnival 4rezq     
n.嘉年华会,狂欢,狂欢节,巡回表演
参考例句:
  • I got some good shots of the carnival.我有几个狂欢节的精彩镜头。
  • Our street puts on a carnival every year.我们街的居民每年举行一次嘉年华会。
18 justifies a94dbe8858a25f287b5ae1b8ef4bf2d2     
证明…有理( justify的第三人称单数 ); 为…辩护; 对…作出解释; 为…辩解(或辩护)
参考例句:
  • Their frequency of use both justifies and requires the memorization. 频繁的使用需要记忆,也促进了记忆。 来自About Face 3交互设计精髓
  • In my judgement the present end justifies the means. 照我的意见,只要目的正当,手段是可以不计较的。
19 eccentricities 9d4f841e5aa6297cdc01f631723077d9     
n.古怪行为( eccentricity的名词复数 );反常;怪癖
参考例句:
  • My wife has many eccentricities. 我妻子有很多怪癖。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • His eccentricities had earned for him the nickname"The Madman". 他的怪癖已使他得到'疯子'的绰号。 来自辞典例句
20 specious qv3wk     
adj.似是而非的;adv.似是而非地
参考例句:
  • Such talk is actually specious and groundless.这些话实际上毫无根据,似是而非的。
  • It is unlikely that the Duke was convinced by such specious arguments.公爵不太可能相信这种似是而非的论点。
21 costly 7zXxh     
adj.昂贵的,价值高的,豪华的
参考例句:
  • It must be very costly to keep up a house like this.维修这么一幢房子一定很昂贵。
  • This dictionary is very useful,only it is a bit costly.这本词典很有用,左不过贵了些。
22 necessitates 4a421c24d0717e67b81bbcf227596ade     
使…成为必要,需要( necessitate的第三人称单数 )
参考例句:
  • The increase in population necessitates a greater food supply. 人口的增加需要更多食物供应。
  • Your proposal necessitates borrowing money. 你的提议使借款成为必要。
23 embarrassment fj9z8     
n.尴尬;使人为难的人(事物);障碍;窘迫
参考例句:
  • She could have died away with embarrassment.她窘迫得要死。
  • Coughing at a concert can be a real embarrassment.在音乐会上咳嗽真会使人难堪。
24 initiate z6hxz     
vt.开始,创始,发动;启蒙,使入门;引入
参考例句:
  • A language teacher should initiate pupils into the elements of grammar.语言老师应该把基本语法教给学生。
  • They wanted to initiate a discussion on economics.他们想启动一次经济学讨论。
25 regain YkYzPd     
vt.重新获得,收复,恢复
参考例句:
  • He is making a bid to regain his World No.1 ranking.他正为重登世界排名第一位而努力。
  • The government is desperate to regain credibility with the public.政府急于重新获取公众的信任。
26 perpetuated ca69e54073d3979488ad0a669192bc07     
vt.使永存(perpetuate的过去式与过去分词形式)
参考例句:
  • This system perpetuated itself for several centuries. 这一制度维持了几个世纪。
  • I never before saw smile caught like that, and perpetuated. 我从来没有看见过谁的笑容陷入这样的窘况,而且持续不变。 来自辞典例句
27 consolidated dv3zqt     
a.联合的
参考例句:
  • With this new movie he has consolidated his position as the country's leading director. 他新执导的影片巩固了他作为全国最佳导演的地位。
  • Those two banks have consolidated and formed a single large bank. 那两家银行已合并成一家大银行。
28 gendarmes e775b824de98b38fb18be9103d68a1d9     
n.宪兵,警官( gendarme的名词复数 )
参考例句:
  • Of course, the line of prisoners was guarded at all times by armed gendarmes. 当然,这一切都是在荷枪实弹的卫兵监视下进行的。 来自百科语句
  • The three men were gendarmes;the other was Jean Valjean. 那三个人是警察,另一个就是冉阿让。 来自互联网
29 disarm 0uax2     
v.解除武装,回复平常的编制,缓和
参考例句:
  • The world has waited 12 years for Iraq to disarm. 全世界等待伊拉克解除武装已有12年之久。
  • He has rejected every peaceful opportunity offered to him to disarm.他已经拒绝了所有能和平缴械的机会。
30 muster i6czT     
v.集合,收集,鼓起,激起;n.集合,检阅,集合人员,点名册
参考例句:
  • Go and muster all the men you can find.去集合所有你能找到的人。
  • I had to muster my courage up to ask him that question.我必须鼓起勇气向他问那个问题。
31 invincible 9xMyc     
adj.不可征服的,难以制服的
参考例句:
  • This football team was once reputed to be invincible.这支足球队曾被誉为无敌的劲旅。
  • The workers are invincible as long as they hold together.只要工人团结一致,他们就是不可战胜的。
32 advent iKKyo     
n.(重要事件等的)到来,来临
参考例句:
  • Swallows come by groups at the advent of spring. 春天来临时燕子成群飞来。
  • The advent of the Euro will redefine Europe.欧元的出现将重新定义欧洲。
33 maxims aa76c066930d237742b409ad104a416f     
n.格言,座右铭( maxim的名词复数 )
参考例句:
  • Courts also draw freely on traditional maxims of construction. 法院也自由吸收传统的解释准则。 来自英汉非文学 - 行政法
  • There are variant formulations of some of the maxims. 有些准则有多种表达方式。 来自辞典例句
34 maxim G2KyJ     
n.格言,箴言
参考例句:
  • Please lay the maxim to your heart.请把此格言记在心里。
  • "Waste not,want not" is her favourite maxim.“不浪费则不匮乏”是她喜爱的格言。
35 defense AxbxB     
n.防御,保卫;[pl.]防务工事;辩护,答辩
参考例句:
  • The accused has the right to defense.被告人有权获得辩护。
  • The war has impacted the area with military and defense workers.战争使那个地区挤满了军队和防御工程人员。
36 perfectly 8Mzxb     
adv.完美地,无可非议地,彻底地
参考例句:
  • The witnesses were each perfectly certain of what they said.证人们个个对自己所说的话十分肯定。
  • Everything that we're doing is all perfectly above board.我们做的每件事情都是光明正大的。
37 emulation 4p1x9     
n.竞争;仿效
参考例句:
  • The young man worked hard in emulation of his famous father.这位年轻人努力工作,要迎头赶上他出名的父亲。
  • His spirit of assiduous study is worthy of emulation.他刻苦钻研的精神,值得效法。
38 defenders fe417584d64537baa7cd5e48222ccdf8     
n.防御者( defender的名词复数 );守卫者;保护者;辩护者
参考例句:
  • The defenders were outnumbered and had to give in. 抵抗者寡不敌众,只能投降。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • After hard fighting,the defenders were still masters of the city. 守军经过奋战仍然控制着城市。 来自《简明英汉词典》
39 coalition pWlyi     
n.结合体,同盟,结合,联合
参考例句:
  • The several parties formed a coalition.这几个政党组成了政治联盟。
  • Coalition forces take great care to avoid civilian casualties.联盟军队竭尽全力避免造成平民伤亡。
40 standing 2hCzgo     
n.持续,地位;adj.永久的,不动的,直立的,不流动的
参考例句:
  • After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
  • They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。
41 refund WkvzPB     
v.退还,偿还;n.归还,偿还额,退款
参考例句:
  • They demand a refund on unsatisfactory goods.他们对不满意的货品要求退款。
  • We'll refund your money if you aren't satisfied.你若不满意,我们愿意退款给你。
42 repression zVyxX     
n.镇压,抑制,抑压
参考例句:
  • The repression of your true feelings is harmful to your health.压抑你的真实感情有害健康。
  • This touched off a new storm against violent repression.这引起了反对暴力镇压的新风暴。


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