These words although not intended to be were overheard by two of the pupils from the school who had also come out.
“Oh pray have a snack with us” said the plumper one, “I am Gerald Majpottel and this is my brother Rupert. Our father is a lord. We are in the satire1 class, we write a good few poems and move among the very best.”
“In that case,” replied the hungry Selia, “we shall be delited to come thanks.”
So they slipped all four into a taxi and very soon arrived at the Majpottels house in Park Lane, a tall place with green blinds, behind 44whose covert2 pink housemaids flitted and peeped in galore, beneath the swey of a handsom butler who was proudly figetting with the blind tassel3 in the diningroom window.
Chucking one of the pretty housemaids under the chin Gerald Majpottel and his young brother led Mr. Withersq within and politely told them where to wash their hands.
The bathroom was on top of the stares and very smart being all lined through with pink and blue tiles. The rich looking bath was pink china, almost enough to have a swim in with a few neat texts stampt on it to wile4 away the time while soaking, and a pretty mat saying “BATH” to step out on to after.
“Oh, behold” cried Selia to Mr. Withersq who was doing his nails with a pin while she wiped up above the wrists. For they had the makings of good stuff although of humbel extract.
“Look dearest Harold how very chaste5, in 45this little cupboard are the under attires6 of our hosts, arent they indeed smart?”
Mr. Withersq fainting with jealousy8 replied: “Oh Selia, they are indeed modish9, how lucky we struck with them, perhaps they will teach us a few wrinkles to success.”
For in the airing cupboard by the bath reposed10 elegant heaps of under attire7. On the right hand side beneath a little card printed “Gerald” was a great pile of blue ones made some of finest fleece and some of silk both vests and other things while behind these lurked11 shirts in hues12 of pale and bright tones very tricky13 indeed. On the left was a similar heep only with a card saying “Rupert” and all these were pink the same.
“See,” cried Selia, “they are all marked in sewn letters with their own names, and a little crown above. Isn’t it pretty? That is because their father is a lord you know.”
“Ah yes,” sighed he, “how too-too!” for he 46had caught that saying up by now. “Selia!” he went on madly, “I too must go as soon as we’ve got through the food and buy some things like theirs in dozens, and I shall have Withersquash wrote on in sewn letters being smarter than Harold. Never never before did I know the shame of only having two of everything one to wear and one to wash until I peeped into this splendid wardrobe!”
“Yes, you must indeed,” Selia agreed, “and why not have a neat little “￡sd” done underneath14 like they have their little crowns done, that would surely be a pretty touch seeing you are a millionaire!”
“Selia, my own!” cried he, “you have said it! And it shall be done and you shall have some attire too for your pretty thought!”
She was so glad at these words that she poked15 about a bit more in the cupboard and what did she espy16 but two littler piles of close all as white as snow with a little card over 47them saying “Sunday.” That finished Mr. Withersq and he slid down the bannisters after her, they were so pleased with things, to the room where the Majpottels were waiting.
Five of the pink housemaids were dojjing round the table which was nice and large and full of good food in plenty.
“Pray be seated,” cried Gerald, “and fall too.” He was a nice sleek17 young man with black slick hair and talked as though with sweets tucked in the mouth.
“How nice your room is,” said Selia through the food she had stuffed in her mouth.
“Is it not?” modestly replied Rupert, then he went on: “Our colours are good are not they?” at which Selia and Mr. Withersquash both nodded a good many times over and ate some more.
The room was a grand site indeed, crimson20 48and scarlet21 and red and vermilion, very odd, with purpley curtains like pretty ink.
“And what do you think of our fireplace?” went on Rupert, blinking his green eyes.
It was all made of white stone carved out into dogs and monkeys and things like that with a great face in the middel, twinkley drop things of sparkling glass stood at each end of it and a gold clock in the middel under a shade.
“That is very nice,” politely replied Selia.
“Yes, it cost a good bit,” Rupert said.
He then past them some salmon22 done up with bits of egg and greenery and they ate that, and then some ham with hot pickels, and then some nice boiled pudding with jam on it and some frute tart19 with blobs of stiff cream and a few ices after (wrapped up in lace paper they were too), and some very costly23 kinds of fruits like aprycots and grapes which they washed down with every kind of wines 49and beer for as soon as Selia and Mr. Withersquash had emtied a glass of wines or beer a pink housemaid came and filled it up again, because the butler who was leaning against the wall at the back told them to. But the brothers Majpottel ate almost nothing which is a very polite thing to do, and in that case you have it in the pantry or up in your bedroom later on.
When they had eaten all they could they pushed back from the tabel and had a bit of talk.
“And are you glad now, dear Withersq that you got made head poet?” asked Rupert in a polite tired voice.
“Oh yes, that I am” said Mr. Withersq, “for I dearly want to get on.”
“Come, brother,” cried Rupert Majpottel 50to Gerald with kind condescencion. “Why not lets help this young pair.”
“Why yes,” replied Gerald, “they must fix up some more brite idears like the poetry and become famous for that is the way to shine, and get on, if you are not born to the manner.”
Mr. Withersquash was feeling a bit sick but he cheered up now and enquired25 the way to make the smartest baronesses26 and such to take notice. “You see, dear sir,” he said, “I would very much like to ask Miss Selia to become Mrs. W. but I cant27 very well until I know where I am, can I? Eh?”
Selia was overcome with blushes, for she had learnt to love her Harold by now, and very much fancied herself as his wife, though this was the first he had said of it.
“It is all right for you,” replied Rupert, “seeing you have come in to a good bit of money and are now the head poet, although 51not quite the thing in some ways if I may say so without offence.”
“Not at all,” said Mr. Withersq. “What you mean is that Selia must have her bit of success too, do you?”
“Well, yes,” said the brothers, “it is a hard world for the ladys if they are not quite the thing, and you see when a lady is a wife, she must be up to all the ways of the world else she looks a bit silly doesn’t she, and people dont come to see her you know, which is rather a bore.”
“Give us a few handy tips,” said Selia for she was not so stuck up but what she was willing to try and go one better.
“Well to begin with you must get a few clothes, such as fur coats and some nice evening togs and some long narrow shoes,” said Rupert rather thoughtfully. “If you go to a good shop the ladys there will tell you what you ought to have.”
52 “Why yes” said she gleefully, “Harold you shall buy me all those and some good hats and a gold-stalked umberella.”
“Certenly, certenly” replied the good Mr. Withersq.
“Then you might try talking in that boomy voice we use” Gerald took up the tale, “and try and look a bit fed up with things, you know, but that isnt really all, for you simply must be a bit of a toff at something or other and then the baronesses will notice and remember who you are which is the great idear.”
“With pleasure” replied Selia with a hiccup28 from the stout29 she had had, “but what had I better do? I am only a simple girl, and know very little.”
“What do you say to that?” Mr. Withersq asked the brothers with a scratch at his nose, “I hardly know what to suggest myself.”
“Do you sing?” Gerald asked.
“No” said Selia dully.
53 “Cant you do anything besides play the piano?” asked Mr. Withersq.
“Oh! The piano! Dont ever let anyone know you can play that!” warned Gerald. “That is a very low thing to do. The banjo or the cello30 if you like but not the rotten piano!”
“Let us think,” said Mr. Withersq. “What would be the best thing for her to do?”
“Well now, let us think then” agreed the brothers Majpottel tipping back their chairs. “There is politics but it would be too long before she got in the cabinet and perhaps also she would never get in at all. She cant very well go in for science, seeing she doesn’t know any, she cant very well become a painter nor even a dressmaker because she dont know how to dress herself. I dont really know what she can do.”
“Oh dear, oh dear!” wailed31 the poor girl and dropped into Mr. Withersquashes bosom32 54for comfort, all the pride had gone out of her now.
“It’s a pity she isnt a sporty girl,” muttered Rupert half to himself for he had taken a liking33 to his humbel friends and could not bear to see her weep.
“What did you say?” shreiked Selia darting34 like an asp from Mr. Withersquashes embrace. “A sporty girl? Me? Who says I’m not? Aint I got the challenge cup for the Hoxton tennis club three years running? Aint I the best roller skatist they ever seen at Holland Park? Say I’m not sporty?”
“Tennis?” yelled Gerald and Rupert together, till one of the vanished housemaids put her head round the door thinking she was wanted.
“Yes” yelled back Selia, “and why not?”
“Hurrah35! Hurrah!” the two lordly brothers cried. “That’s a good girl! You’ll be the success of the season if your pashent” 55and then chatter36 chatter they went making plans for Selia’s springing her talents on the smart world, which would make it possible for Mr. Withersq to wed37 her without her getting the cold shoulder as a matron.
It was settled at last that the brothers should arrange for her first appearance.
“Very well” said Selia, “thank you. You may rely on me to do my best. Come on Harold we must go to the shops.”
“Goodbye dear friends” said Gerald rising very elegantly to lead them to the door “and thank you for coming. Mind and brush up your sports now Miss Selia and get some suitable raiment for the great day and we will shew them the stuff you are made of.”
“Very good” said Selia at the door, “and you see if we dont make a splash in socierty with a vengeance38.” With these words she and Mr. Withersq went off and that is all that happened there.
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wile
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hues
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tricky
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