In about four hours and forty-two minutes, those Columbus scouts2 were almost as crazy as we were, or rather are.
“Say, fellows, let’s go over to the ‘Good Turn,’ and show the boys this wild country!” said I.
“Suits me,” said Hervey.
“Let’s serenade them,” said Pee-wee.
“Sere what?” asked Westy.
“Oh you know what I mean,” said Pee-wee.
“Is it a new kind of drink?” asked Warde.
By this time we had almost reached the campus of the “Good Turn.”
I said, “Hello, there, everybody happy?”
“I’ll say so,” said a chorus of voices.
“Ladies and gentlemen,” said I, “we’re here——”
“Because we’re here,” finished the Columbus scouts.
“Right,” said I. “We’re here because we’re here, but that’s not all. Pee-wee wants to give you some serenade, or something like that.”
“What kind of ade?” asked one of the boys. “If it’s something like lemonade, you’re welcome.”
“You think you’re so smart,” said Pee-wee.
“Are you going to stand here like a couple of dunces, or are we going to show these boys what we know about this part of the mountains?”
“Pee-wee’s right,” said Warde. “Roy, do your bit.”
“Ahemm,” began I. “I have come, attended by my bodyguard3, or faithful followers4, to find out whether or not we may have the pleasure of your company at dinner to-day, we——”
“Oh shut up,” said Pee-wee. “Gee5, you haven’t any brains at all. I’ll tell them. We want to take you boys around and show you the woods and the lake, an’ I know where there’s a peachy bird’s nest; I’ll show it to you,” said the good-natured little fellow.
“Pee-wee’s right,” said I.
“I’m sure we’d love to come, but some of the fellows are gone to the post office, so that leaves just a few of us left,” said one of the boys.
“But we’d, be delighted to come,” someone said.
It happened that this fellow came from Maine. That made him a special friend of Hervey and me, because he’s a Maniac6.
“All right, let’s go,” said I. And we did go.
“This is the place where we trailed that convict, isn’t it?” asked Westy.
“Wait till you see my little nest,” said Pee-wee.
“Your which?” asked the Maniac.
“Shh, we’re near it now,” said Pee-wee.
“Boys, hold your breath, don’t breathe or talk, we are now about to enter the land of mystery,” said I.
“There it is, in that bush that comes down low like. Don’t touch it though,” said Pee-wee.
“We wouldn’t harm a hair on its little head,” said the Maniac.
“That’s nothing,” said I. “Let me show you where the daisies grow. Then you’ll see something nice.”
“Are you going to take us to the land of nod?” the Maniac asked.
“Oh, you’re going to do more than nod,” I promised. “Wait ’til you get there! Just wait.”
“Let’s go up the hill,” suggested Westy.
“By the old haunted farm house?” asked Warde.
“Nothing doing,” said the Maniac. “I’m scared of such places. If you promise to take me by the hand and shield me from all danger, I might think it over. Otherwise, I’ll go home and finish my knitting!”
“We promise,” said Westy.
Now I’ll tell you all about this haunted farm, so that you won’t be frightened. In the first place, it’s not haunted at all. That is I don’t think so, but the people that lived there did think so, ’cause they moved out and left the farm just as it was. (When I get married I’m coming up here and start farming, there’s enough tools and things.)
“Gee, you can have lots of fun here,” said Pee-wee. “I like the apple trees and the big swing. You can see way over Overlook Mountain and Black Lake when you’re eating an apple.”
“What? Do you mean to tell me they have magic apples up here? That’s some record,” said the Maniac. “I know you can see stars, when you’re hit over the head or something like it, but seeing mountains and lakes when you’re eating an apple, beats anything I’ve ever heard.”
Westy said, “Didn’t you hear Roy say we’re about to enter the land of mystery? You should listen.”
“Sure,” I said, “if you eat enough apples you can look right through the Woolworth Building.”
“Swingin’ of course, oh you fellows know what I mean——” began poor Pee-wee.
“Sure we do,” said the Maniac. “You mean if you take an apple and a cup of hot water before retiring, you’ll never get a puncture7.”
I wish you could have seen that yard. It was a dandy place for a picnic. The grass was so soft and green. Gee, it was a dandy farm.
“How can anyone ever accuse this place of being haunted?” asked the Maniac. “I think it’s a picture.”
“Be careful, that’s all I’ve got to say,” said Westy.
“I suppose it’s all right for us to climb up, we’re not hurting anything, or breaking anything, what do you think, Roy?” asked Warde.
“I think it’s all right, we’re just having some fun, or honest pleasure, (oh what’s that saying again?) and I don’t think anyone’s mean enough to begrudge9 us our fun.”
“You’ve got a good line, Roy,” said Warde.
“Who, me?” said I. “Let Pee-wee lead us. Why to-morrow the whole town will know about the brave scouts; when Mr. Oltiemer reads his paper, he will know how the brave scouts, or rather how the charge of the light brigade swept the country side, how it invaded the poor old defenseless barn, with brigadier-general Harris leading his brave regiment11 through all sorts of falls and somersaults!”
I wish you could of seen that kid. There he was, at the top of the ladder, ready to climb over to the loft, when good night, he stumbled.
“Going down, Pee-wee?” asked the Maniac.
“No stops ’til we reach the ground floor!” said Warde.
And with a soft thud, Pee-wee landed on the bottom of the barn, hay and straw fairly sprouting12 from him. He was a picture no artist could paint.
“Ooohh,” was about the only answer we could get from him.
“Why, Walter, don’t you know how to eat straw and hay?” asked one of the Columbus scouts.
“Ooohh,” Pee-wee said once more. “Why don’t you fellows try it? It’s great. Only it’s not so very great when your mouth is full of it and you can’t talk.”
“All rightie,” said I. “We’ll try anything once, we’re brave, we can face the ‘Perils of Pauline’ without flinching13 or moving a muscle of our mouths.”
“We ought to leave that up to Pee-wee. He can handle that situation better than any of us,” said Warde.
“Thank goodness we’re not on a funny-bone hike now,” said Westy. “Falling down hay lofts14 won’t even count as adventures, will they, Hervey?”
“Follow your leader, wherever he goes,” replied Hervey.
“Don’t, please have pity, if you start those verses again, we’ll all get crazy again,” said I.
“That’s all right,” said the Maniac, “if it wasn’t for those verses, we wouldn’t be here to-day. I’ll stand up for those verses whenever I get a chance, so there.”
“Let’s climb the apple tree,” said Pee-wee.
“Do you want to eat again?” asked Warde.
“Yes, let’s go over there,” said the Maniac. “I want to see Broadway. You’re all right, Pee-wee, your eyes should be called an academy, because there are pupils there.”
“Say you’re pretty good for a new one, when you get back to Maine, you’ll go back as bad almost as Roy Blakeley,” said Pee-wee.
“Ah, you have given me hope, that I may be so clever!” said the Maniac.
“Clever?” said Pee-wee scornfully.
“Hey, you fellows, come on over and see what I have found.”
“What is it?” someone asked.
“That’s the joke, what is it?” I answered.
“It’s an old use to be buggy,” said Hervey.
“I should think it is buggy,” said I.
“Gee, we ought to have some fun with it,” said Westy.
“Let’s take it up to the hill, in back of the barn and ride down in it,” suggested Hervey.
“No sooner said than stung,” said I.
“Just make believe we didn’t have fun rolling up the hill with a use to be buggy, that was very buggy!”
“Roy, grab hold of this end,” said Hervey. “We’ll soon have her in high!”
“We didn’t have quite enough thrills on our hike,” said Warde, “so please take the wheel and let’s have it over with.”
“Wheel? Just try and find a wheel,” said Hervey. “You’d stand a better chance of taking the reins16.”
“Taking the reins? I should worry as long as the rains don’t take us!” said I.
“Will you stop your fooling, Roy,” asked Warde, “and get started?”
It’s really a shame how they pick on poor little me.
Well, we finally got the thing all set ready to go.
“Say, Roy, we ought to have a speech in honor of the first ride with the Boy Scouts!” said the Maniac.
“Speech, speech,” cried several boys.
“Let’s sere—I mean christen it,” said Pee-wee.
“Yes,” said Hervey, “we must do this thing right and spare no expenses.”
“K. O.,” said I. “Here, cutie, run to the pump and fill up this bottle with the best sparkling water there is; spare no expenses, as Hervey said.”
The poor bottle did the best it could, with a certain amount of pensive17 resignation, for it had undoubtedly18 seen better days.
“Let’s do it in a different way. Let’s all get in and just as soon as Roy is finished with the toast, (at which Pee-wee started) we’ll start off,” said Hervey.
We always did anything Hervey suggested because we knew that it would be crazy, so we didn’t hesitate this time.
“Hey, wait a minute,” yelled Pee-wee, “think I’m going to stand here and watch you go down?” Oh that kid, just as he said that, he gave a jump and hopped19 on the buggy. The jar was so great that the buggy buggy went buggy, and started off without even waiting for my speech.
Honestly, it seemed as though everyone was falling over each other, as the buggy went down and down. Upside down and inside out. Oh you should of seen it.
There sat Hervey and the Maniac, holding up the shaft20, (at least what was left of it) and even then, as we bumped into a rock, the rest of it broke off. I had forgotten that I still held the water, until Pee-wee jumped up and threw the bottle from my hand.
“Say, do you think I look as though I need a cold shower? I’m not afraid of water, but when it comes to people spilling it right and left, I object,” said Warde.
“Gee, I only have a few drops left, a scout’s supposed not to waste anything, he——”
I didn’t get a chance to say any more, for just then we heard a long drawn21 moan, as though someone was in agony, and we were just in the center of the hill, and couldn’t stop, or it would never have happened. Another jolt22, something like a turn in the Virginia Reel in Palisade Park, and we were good for scrambled23 eggs.
“W-w-what was that?” asked Pee-wee.
“Only one of the wheels came off,” said Hervey. “Long as we don’t get hurt, we should worry if the whole thing comes apart.”
I guess the buggy didn’t want to go without its wheel, for it headed towards a ditch, and each time the other wheels went around, it knocked us all over. Laugh, I thought I’d die.
“Gosh, if it would only stop,” said one of the boys, “I’d like to get my breath again. This is great, but every time I get it, another jolt t-t-takes it aw-w-way again.”
With a final bang, we hit the side of the hill, and went sprawling24 for the last time, gee, I was sorry.
While we were lying there, undecided whether to get up or not, Pee-wee saved the day.
“D-d-do you hear that?” fairly screamed Pee-wee. “Do you know what that is? If you don’t, I do, and I’m going to answer it——”
It was the mess call, even if it took Pee-wee to hear it first, we heard it now, and once more we dropped everything, for important things come first. And as usual, Hervey started it again.
“Come on, fall in line,” he said, and “Follow Your Leader.”
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