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CHAPTER XIII POKE ON CANOES
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 It was shortly after Mr. Hanks’ disconcerting assumption of the r?le of despot that Jeffrey crossed the hall to Gil and Poke1’s room one Friday evening.
“Are you fellows still grinding?” he asked.
“We are still studying,” responded Poke. “Please try to abstain2 from slang, Mr. Latham. I don’t care so much about myself, but it sets a bad example for my friend across the table. I have to be very careful about him. His parents have placed him in my charge, you see. Well, what’s on your mind, old top?”
“I’ve been thinking,” said Jeffrey gravely.
“I know.” Poke nodded sympathetically. “It does make you feel sort of queer, doesn’t it? Have a glass of water?”
“That might give him water on the brain,” observed Gil, looking up from his book.
Poke observed him sorrowfully. “Your[184] humor, Gil, is heavy, very heavy. Go on with your Latin, my poor fellow.”
“How the dickens can I, when you two chaps are talking?” asked Gil mildly, pushing his book away.
“I thought you’d be through,” said Jeffrey. “I’ll come in again later.”
“Sit still, Jeff. I am through. I was just taking a fall out of Monday’s stuff. Where’s Jim?”
“Over there; studying math.” Jeffrey indicated his room with a jerk of his head. “I’ve been thinking—”
“You said that before,” interrupted Poke sweetly.
“Shut up, Poke! Let him think if he wants to. Just because you never do it—”
“Let him tell it, Gil, can’t you? Always interrupting and annoying folks with your beastly chatter3. Go ahead, Jeff; don’t mind him; you’ve been thinking; now what’s the rest? Bet you I know the answer!”
Jeff aimed a blow at Poke’s shins with the end of a crutch4 and Poke kicked his feet up just in time. “He’s getting crutchity, Gil,” he said sadly.
Gil threatened him with a book from the table[185] and Poke retired5 to the other side of the room.
“You see,” said Jeff, taking advantage of Poke’s retreat to state his errand, “you see, fellows, I’ve been thinking—”
There was a chuckle6 from the window seat which turned quickly into a cough as Gil swung around in that direction, the book still in his hand. Jeffrey smiled.
“Thinking,” he went on, “about getting a canoe.”
“Gee, but I’m glad you aren’t thinking about getting a steam yacht!” ejaculated Poke. “You’d have brain fever by this time!”
“They say there’s a man named Sandford up the river who makes corkers.”
“There is; at Riverbend. There are two or three up there who make canoes,” replied Gil.
“Well, I’ve always heard that Sandford’s were the best. I think—”
“He’s at it again!” groaned7 Poke, who had fortified8 himself with half a dozen cushions. “He’s at it again!”
“I think I’ll buy one. Oughtn’t I get a pretty good one for thirty dollars, Gil?”
“I really don’t know, Jeff. Never bought a[186] canoe in my life. I would think so, though. How about it, Poke?”
“Oh, am I to be allowed to speak?” asked Poke in a muffled9 voice from behind his breastworks. “Had to come to old Poke when you wanted to know something, didn’t you?”
“Oh, shut up, you idiot!” laughed Gil. “How much do canoes cost?”
Poke emerged in a shower of cushions. “Canoes?” he asked. “Well now, what kind of canoes? There are canvas canoes, wooden canoes, paper canoes, birch-bark canoes, steel canoes, dug-outs—”
“Dug-outs, of course,” replied Gil sarcastically10. “Those are what Sandford makes, I suppose?”
“Irony doesn’t become you,” responded Poke critically. “Irony, Gil, should be indulged in only by those having an iron constitution. Returning to the subject of canoes and the cost thereof—”
“Thirty dollars will probably buy you a first-class one, Jeff,” Gil interrupted. “When are you going to—”
“Thirty dollars will buy a very fair one only,” Poke corrected. “Allow me, if you please, to speak on this subject. I suppose[187] there is no one in Crofton who has more knowledge of canoes than I, Jeff. Canoes are—are an open book to me. I can tell you where to buy them, how to buy them, when to buy them—and when not to! Also, I have full knowledge of what to feed them and how to bring them up. I suppose I’ve brought up more canoes—”
“Honestly, Poke, you’re silly,” said Gil disgustedly. “We’re talking seriously, so shut up or get out, will you?”
“I can be just as serious as you can, you old Mr. Grouch11!” Poke returned to his chair at the table, wearing an expression of intense dignity. “Sandford’s eighteen-foot canoe, Jeff, costs forty-two dollars, but you can get a dandy sixteen-footer for thirty-five. It isn’t finished quite as nicely, I believe. Sometimes you can pick up a good second-hand12 one up there. Perky Wright has one he only paid about fifteen for. I don’t think it came from Sandford, though. What’s that other fellow’s name up there, Gil?”
“I don’t know. There are two or three others, aren’t there? Was Perky’s second-hand when he got it, Poke?”
“Yes, and he had the fellow paint it all up[188] as good as new. You’d never have known it had been used before he got it, Jeff.”
“I think I’d rather have a brand-new one,” said Jeff doubtfully. “And I wouldn’t want an eighteen-footer; sixteen is long enough. Couldn’t you fellows go up there with me in the morning and help me buy it?”
“I guess so,” Gil answered. “We’d have to go early, though; dinner’s at twelve to-morrow on account of the game.”
“We can go up on the train,” said Poke. “Take the eight-something and be there in five minutes.”
“I thought we might paddle up,” suggested Jeff. “It wouldn’t take very long.”
“Hm, and who would do the paddling?” asked Poke with elaborate carelessness.
“I’d do most of it,” Jeffrey replied, “if some one would take a hand in the bow.”
“That’s Gil, then. He’s tried it and I never have. How many can we get in a canoe? Is Jim going along?”
“No, he says he can’t. But I thought we might take Hope if she’d like to go.”
“Four of us in one frail13 bark?” demurred14 Poke.
“Of course; easy as pie.”
[189]
“I’ve seen six fellows in some of our canoes here,” said Gil. “But I’m afraid you and I’ll be a bit tired by the time we reach Riverbend, Jeff. However, we can come back with the current.”
“Gee,” exclaimed Poke, “I wish we didn’t have a game to-morrow. We could take some grub with us and have a picnic.”
“Fine! Couldn’t we do it anyway?” Jeff asked eagerly.
“Why not, Poke? Johnny will let us off,” said Gil. “We’ll get Lady to put us up a nice big basket of grub and we’ll find a place along the river and have a fine old time! Why can’t Jim come along?”
“He says he has to attend to some things around the house in the morning,” answered Jeff.
“Shucks! Where is he? I’ll attend to him!” And Poke disappeared across the hall.
“We’ll have to make sure and be back by one-thirty,” said Gil. “Game’s at two-thirty to-morrow, you know. We’ll put on our old things so we can fall overboard if we want to. By the way, Jeff, what would happen to you if the old thing did upset?”
[190]
“I’d swim ashore15, I hope,” laughed Jeff.
“Really? Can you swim with—with those?” Gil was looking at the crutches16.
“No, I usually leave these behind when I go in swimming,” replied Jeffrey with a smile. “Swim is one thing I can do fairly well, Gil. Funny, though, isn’t it? I suppose I do most of it with my good leg, although I seem to get some push with the other, too. If we upset, you look after yourself; don’t worry about me; I dare say I’d be ashore as soon as you.”
“Here he is!” cried Poke in the doorway17. He had Jim by the coat collar. “Now apologize to Mr. Latham for so rudely refusing his kind invitation!”
“I apologize,” laughed Jim.
“Then you’ll go with us?” cried Jeffrey.
Jim hesitated. “I oughtn’t to,” he began.
“Oh, feathers!” said Poke, giving him a shake. “Of course you’ll come. What have you got to do here, I’d like to know?”
“Lots of things; lay a carpet, for one.”
“Lay it after you get back,” suggested Jeffrey.
“I want to see the game, thank you. Maybe, though, I can do it to-morrow evening.”
“Of course you can; carpets lay better in the[191] evening, anyhow.” And Poke released his prisoner.
“Will Hope come along?” asked Jeffrey.
“I guess so,” Jim replied. “Want me to find out?”
“Yes, and say, Jim, while you’re about it see if Lady will get up some sandwiches and things for us, will you?”
“Of course she will.” Jim went out to seek his mother and sister, and Poke began to chuckle.
“What are you crying about?” asked Gil.
“Oh, nothing much, thank you. I was just wondering which of us, if Hope comes, is to swim. For I’ll be switched if I want to go five in a canoe.”
“That’s so,” said Jeff. “I hadn’t thought of that. Couldn’t we take two canoes, Gil?”
“If we can get them, but some one will have to get to the boat-house pretty early or they’ll be taken; that is, if it’s a decent day. And who will paddle the second one?”
“Jim,” replied Jeffrey. “He can paddle very well now. I’ve been showing him how.”
“And who will take the bow paddle?” asked Poke uneasily.
“You, you lazy dub,” responded Gil[192] promptly18. “If you can’t paddle a canoe it’s time you learned how. You and Jeff can go in one canoe, with Hope, and Jim and I will take the other.”
“All right, but don’t blame me if something awful happens. I am subject to cramps20, and if I have a cramp19 I can’t paddle, and if I can’t paddle we’ll upset, and if we upset—”
“You’ll get wet,” ended Jeffrey. “So I guess we’ll let you and Jim take care of the luncheon21, Gil.”
“I won’t go if you’re going to put the luncheon in his care,” declared Poke. “Why, there wouldn’t be a smutch of it left by the time we got to Riverbend. I insist on staying close to the grub!”
“As close as you want, but in another boat, sweet youth,” replied Gil. “Here’s Jim. What did she say, Jim?”
“Which she? Lady says she will give us all the lunch we want and Hope says she would like to go very much indeed. To be quite exact, fellows, she said it would be ‘perfectly jimmy!’”

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1 poke 5SFz9     
n.刺,戳,袋;vt.拨开,刺,戳;vi.戳,刺,捅,搜索,伸出,行动散慢
参考例句:
  • We never thought she would poke her nose into this.想不到她会插上一手。
  • Don't poke fun at me.别拿我凑趣儿。
2 abstain SVUzq     
v.自制,戒绝,弃权,避免
参考例句:
  • His doctor ordered him to abstain from beer and wine.他的医生嘱咐他戒酒。
  • Three Conservative MPs abstained in the vote.三位保守党下院议员投了弃权票。
3 chatter BUfyN     
vi./n.喋喋不休;短促尖叫;(牙齿)打战
参考例句:
  • Her continuous chatter vexes me.她的喋喋不休使我烦透了。
  • I've had enough of their continual chatter.我已厌烦了他们喋喋不休的闲谈。
4 crutch Lnvzt     
n.T字形拐杖;支持,依靠,精神支柱
参考例句:
  • Her religion was a crutch to her when John died.约翰死后,她在精神上依靠宗教信仰支撑住自己。
  • He uses his wife as a kind of crutch because of his lack of confidence.他缺乏自信心,总把妻子当作主心骨。
5 retired Njhzyv     
adj.隐退的,退休的,退役的
参考例句:
  • The old man retired to the country for rest.这位老人下乡休息去了。
  • Many retired people take up gardening as a hobby.许多退休的人都以从事园艺为嗜好。
6 chuckle Tr1zZ     
vi./n.轻声笑,咯咯笑
参考例句:
  • He shook his head with a soft chuckle.他轻轻地笑着摇了摇头。
  • I couldn't suppress a soft chuckle at the thought of it.想到这个,我忍不住轻轻地笑起来。
7 groaned 1a076da0ddbd778a674301b2b29dff71     
v.呻吟( groan的过去式和过去分词 );发牢骚;抱怨;受苦
参考例句:
  • He groaned in anguish. 他痛苦地呻吟。
  • The cart groaned under the weight of the piano. 大车在钢琴的重压下嘎吱作响。 来自《简明英汉词典》
8 fortified fortified     
adj. 加强的
参考例句:
  • He fortified himself against the cold with a hot drink. 他喝了一杯热饮御寒。
  • The enemy drew back into a few fortified points. 敌人收缩到几个据点里。
9 muffled fnmzel     
adj.(声音)被隔的;听不太清的;(衣服)裹严的;蒙住的v.压抑,捂住( muffle的过去式和过去分词 );用厚厚的衣帽包着(自己)
参考例句:
  • muffled voices from the next room 从隔壁房间里传来的沉闷声音
  • There was a muffled explosion somewhere on their right. 在他们的右面什么地方有一声沉闷的爆炸声。 来自《简明英汉词典》
10 sarcastically sarcastically     
adv.挖苦地,讽刺地
参考例句:
  • 'What a surprise!' Caroline murmured sarcastically.“太神奇了!”卡罗琳轻声挖苦道。
  • Pierce mocked her and bowed sarcastically. 皮尔斯嘲笑她,讽刺地鞠了一躬。
11 grouch fQ0z8     
n.牢骚,不满;v.抱怨
参考例句:
  • He's always having a grouch about something.他总是发脾气抱怨这个抱怨那个。
  • One of the biggest grouches is the new system of payment.人们抱怨最多的一点就是这种新的支付方式。
12 second-hand second-hand     
adj.用过的,旧的,二手的
参考例句:
  • I got this book by chance at a second-hand bookshop.我赶巧在一家旧书店里买到这本书。
  • They will put all these second-hand goods up for sale.他们将把这些旧货全部公开出售。
13 frail yz3yD     
adj.身体虚弱的;易损坏的
参考例句:
  • Mrs. Warner is already 96 and too frail to live by herself.华纳太太已经九十六岁了,身体虚弱,不便独居。
  • She lay in bed looking particularly frail.她躺在床上,看上去特别虚弱。
14 demurred demurred     
v.表示异议,反对( demur的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句:
  • At first she demurred, but then finally agreed. 她开始表示反对,但最终还是同意了。
  • They demurred at working on Sundays. 他们反对星期日工作。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
15 ashore tNQyT     
adv.在(向)岸上,上岸
参考例句:
  • The children got ashore before the tide came in.涨潮前,孩子们就上岸了。
  • He laid hold of the rope and pulled the boat ashore.他抓住绳子拉船靠岸。
16 crutches crutches     
n.拐杖, 支柱 v.支撑
参考例句:
  • After the accident I spent six months on crutches . 事故后我用了六个月的腋杖。
  • When he broke his leg he had to walk on crutches. 他腿摔断了以后,不得不靠拐杖走路。
17 doorway 2s0xK     
n.门口,(喻)入门;门路,途径
参考例句:
  • They huddled in the shop doorway to shelter from the rain.他们挤在商店门口躲雨。
  • Mary suddenly appeared in the doorway.玛丽突然出现在门口。
18 promptly LRMxm     
adv.及时地,敏捷地
参考例句:
  • He paid the money back promptly.他立即还了钱。
  • She promptly seized the opportunity his absence gave her.她立即抓住了因他不在场给她创造的机会。
19 cramp UoczE     
n.痉挛;[pl.](腹)绞痛;vt.限制,束缚
参考例句:
  • Winston stopped writing,partly because he was suffering from cramp.温斯顿驻了笔,手指也写麻了。
  • The swimmer was seized with a cramp and had to be helped out of the water.那个在游泳的人突然抽起筋来,让别人帮着上了岸。
20 cramps cramps     
n. 抽筋, 腹部绞痛, 铁箍 adj. 狭窄的, 难解的 v. 使...抽筋, 以铁箍扣紧, 束缚
参考例句:
  • If he cramps again let the line cut him off. 要是它再抽筋,就让这钓索把它勒断吧。
  • "I have no cramps." he said. “我没抽筋,"他说。
21 luncheon V8az4     
n.午宴,午餐,便宴
参考例句:
  • We have luncheon at twelve o'clock.我们十二点钟用午餐。
  • I have a luncheon engagement.我午饭有约。


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