This entertaining and rather puzzling stranger caused the boys much perplexity and they tried among themselves to determine what business he was engaged in.
For a while they did not even know his name. Then they learned it was Madison C. Wilde. And because he kept a cigar tilted2 up in the extreme corner of his mouth and showed a propensity3 for “jollying” them they decided4 (and it was a likely sort of guess) that he was a traveling salesman.
Mr. Wilde had the time of his life laughing at the good scouts6, and, moreover, he humorously belittled7 scouting8, seeming to see it as a sort of pretty game for boys, like marbles or hide-and-seek.
He had his little laugh, and then afterward9 the three boys had their little laugh. And he who laughs last is said to have somewhat the advantage in laughing.
Mr. Wilde told the three scouts that Yellowstone Park was full of grizzlies10. “Oh, hundreds of them,” he said. “But they’re not as savage11 as the wallerpagoes. The skehinkums are pretty wild too,” he added.
“Is that so?” laughed Westy.
“You didn’t happen to see any killy loo birds while you were there, did you?”
Mr. Madison C. Wilde worked his cigar over to the corner of his mouth, contemplating12 the boys with an expression of cynical13 good humor. “Do they let you use popguns in the Boy Scouts?” he asked. “Because it isn’t safe to go in the woods without a popgun.”
“Oh, yes,” said Warde Hollister, “and we carry cap pistols too to be on the safe side. Scouts are supposed to be prepared, you know.”
“Some warriors,” laughed Mr. Wilde. “You’ll see the real thing out here, you kids,” he added seriously. “No running around and getting lost in back yards. If you get lost out here you’ll come pretty near knowing you’re lost.”
“What could be sweeter?” Ed Carlyle asked.
The foregoing is a fair sample of the kind of banter14 that had passed back and forth15 between Mr. Wilde and the boys ever since they had struck up an acquaintance. They had told him all about scouting, tracking, signaling and such things, and he had derived much idle entertainment in poking16 fun at them about their flaunted17 skill and resourcefulness.
“I’d like to see some boy scouts up against the real thing,” he said. “I’d like to see you get really lost in the mountains out west here. You’d all starve to death, that’s what would happen to you—unless you could eat that wonderful handbook manual, or whatever you call it, that you get your stunts18 out of.”
“We eat everything,” said Westy.
“Yes?” laughed Mr. Wilde. “Well, I’m pretty good at eating myself, but there’s one thing I can’t swallow and that’s the stories I hear about scouts saving drowning people and finding kidnapped children and all that kind of stuff. You kids seem to have the newspapers hypnotized. I read about a kid that put out a forest fire and saved a lot of lives at the risk of his own life. How much do you suppose the scout5 people pay to get that kind of stuff into the papers?”
“Oh, vast sums,” said Warde.
Mr. Wilde contemplated19 the three of them where they sat crowded on the Pullman seat opposite him. There was great amusement twinkling in his eyes, but approval too. He did not take them too seriously as scouts, real scouts, but just the same he liked them immensely.
“I bet you’ve been to the Yellowstone a lot of times,” said Ed Carlyle.
“Oh, a few,” said Mr. Wilde. “I’ve been up in woods off the trails where little boys don’t go—without their nurse girls.”
“I’ve heard there are bandits in the park,” said Westy.
“Millions of them,” said Mr. Wilde. “But don’t be afraid, they don’t hang out at the hotels where you’ll be.”
“Is it true there are train robbers out this way?” Westy asked.
“Getting scared? Why, I thought boy scouts could handle train robbers.”
“We can’t even handle you,” Warde said.
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vi.起源;由来;衍生;导出v.得到( derive的过去式和过去分词 );(从…中)得到获得;源于;(从…中)提取 | |
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侦察员[机,舰]( scout的名词复数 ); 童子军; 搜索; 童子军成员 | |
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深思,细想,仔细考虑( contemplate的现在分词 ); 注视,凝视; 考虑接受(发生某事的可能性); 深思熟虑,沉思,苦思冥想 | |
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