“All right,” said the Husher. “Who has any questions to ask?” he continued.
Several animals held up their paws.
“Let’s have yours first,” he said, turning to a large black French poodle.
The Poodle at once got up and made a very polite bow. “It’s a ‘Question of Etiquette1,’” he said, “and I’ve taken the liberty of putting it into verse.”
“No one should be allowed to write poetry but me,” said the King’s Minstrel sulkily.
The Poodle bowed again, and placing his feet in the first position for dancing, read the following lines:—
“The people of Japan, I’ve heard,
Are really most polite;
To compliment all sorts of things
Is daily their delight;
They speak in terms of courtesy
Of an ‘Honourable table,’
And flatter other household things
Whenever they are able.
“Determined not to be outdone
In manners so genteel,
I now express to all my goods
The deep respect I feel.
The system I’ve adopted, though,
Is really most confusing,
And circumstances oft arise
More serious than amusing.
“An instance recently occurred
Which leaves me much distressed3,
For I fear I used expressions
Which I ought to have suppressed.
On my ‘most distinguished4 table,’
Was a ‘well connected dish,’
Was an ‘influential fish.’
66“My ‘honourable cat’ (a-hem)
Was unfortunately there,
And she very quickly got up
On my ‘educated chair.’
* * * *
When seeking somewhat later
For that ‘influential fish,’
I discovered not a particle
On my ‘well connected dish.’
“The question now arises,
And I think I ought to know,
Expects a dog to go.
Am I compelled by Etiquette,
Now please to tell me that,
To call a cat that steals my fish
An ‘honourable cat?’”
“Family Coach,” called out the Husher when the Poodle had finished, and every one immediately rushed across the room and changed places with the one sitting opposite to him.
“What’s that for?” asked Girlie breathlessly, so soon as she reached the other side.
“So that we can hear both sides of the question,” replied the Penguin7, waddling8 awkwardly to her seat.
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“‘IT CERTAINLY DOES LOOK RATHER SILLY,’ SAID THE HUSHER.”
68“Silence,” called the Husher. “Now repeat the question,” he added, turning to the Poodle.
The Poodle repeated the last verse.
“Now then, what’s the verdict?” asked the Husher, looking all around the room.
A small Guineapig at the further end held up his paw.
“Well?” said the Husher.
“‘I SHOULD LIKE TO PUT A FEW QUESTIONS.’”
“Certainly,” said the Poodle politely.
“First of all,” said the Guineapig, referring to some notes that he had made, “you said you had heard that the people of Japan were most polite; now where did you hear it?”
“I read it in a book,” explained the Poodle.
“Then you didn’t hear it at all, so you are not telling the truth,” said the Guineapig severely.
“It’s the same thing,” argued the Poodle.
“It’s not!” said the Guineapig decidedly. “Now attend to me,” he continued; “has your cat left?”
“No,” said the Poodle, “she returned after she had eaten the fish.”
“Then,” said the Guineapig triumphantly11, “if she’s 69not left she must be right, so you see you must call her ‘Right honourable’ in future.”
This answer seemed to give general satisfaction, and there was some attempt at applause, but the Husher called out severely, “Silence: next question,” and the Schoolmistress stood up.
“Mine’s French,” she said importantly. “Does any one here understand French?”
“I do, a little,” said Girlie, feeling quite proud of her knowledge.
Several animals on the same side of the room as herself leaned forward and stared at her curiously12.
70“Bah! down with the foreigners!” screamed the Cockatoo.
“Silence,” called out the Husher, and every one listened attentively13 while the Schoolmistress asked the following question.
“That’s not French,” said Girlie contemptuously.
“I’m sure it is,” said the Schoolmistress; “isn’t it?” she asked, turning to the Husher.
“I’ve seen questions very much like it in my French lesson book,” he replied.
“Then, of course, it’s French,” said the Schoolmistress, while the Cockatoo screamed out, “Yah! who said she knew French and didn’t! laugh at her, laugh at her!” Before Girlie, who felt very indignant, could reply, the Husher had called out “Family Coach” again, and they all had to change places once more.
“Now does any one know the answer?” asked the Husher, after the Schoolmistress had repeated the question.
“Please, sir, I do,” said a meek-looking Donkey. “I work for the son of the miller, you know.”
“Well, has he the mustard of the gardener’s daughter?” asked the Husher.
71“Please, sir, yes,” said the Donkey.
“Because he is so hot-tempered, sir,” replied the Donkey ruefully.
“Ah! then I expect he has got it,” said the Husher reflectively. “What’s the next question?”
“‘OH! I HAVE A QUESTION, IF YOU PLEASE.’”
Girlie suddenly remembered about the Goo, and jumped up, excitedly saying, “Oh! I have a question, if you please.”
“Well, let’s have it,” said the Husher.
“A what?” said the Husher, frowning.
“A Goo,” replied Girlie.
“How do you spell it?” he asked.
“G-o-o, I think,” said Girlie.
The Husher looked perplexed17. “Family Coach,” he called at last, and they all scrambled18 across the room again.
“Now then, what’s a Goo?” he asked anxiously.
“I don’t believe she knows herself,” at last called out the Cockatoo.
“Of course I don’t,” answered Girlie, “or I shouldn’t have asked the question.”
73“It’s no use whatever asking questions,” said the Husher crossly, “if you can’t tell us whether we give you the correct answer or not; and how can you do that if you don’t know yourself? Well, you’ll all have to know by next week,” he continued, “or I shall send you all to sea.”
“What good will that do?” asked Girlie of the Penguin, who was still sitting next to her.
74“Oh! we always have to go to sea, if we don’t know things,” replied the Penguin dolefully.
Girlie was just going to ask a further question about this, when she looked up and saw that the Wallypug was wriggling20 nervously21 about on the throne, and that the Husher was glaring fiercely at him.
“Don’t jiffle,” said the Husher, “you make me giddy; what’s the matter with you?”
“I’m afraid, your Majesty,” said the Wallypug, standing22 up and speaking in a frightened voice, “that I shall have to present another petition.”
“Good gracious!” said the Husher, “what do you want now? you’re always wanting something or other; last week it was to have your boots mended, and the week before you wanted your hair cut, and now you want something else.”
“No, your Majesty,” said the Wallypug meekly23, “it’s the same thing. If you remember, you know, you couldn’t all agree as to whether I might have it cut or not, so I had to have part of it cut, and now it really looks so very ridiculous, that I humbly24 beg that you will allow me to have the rest taken off.”
There was a murmuring in the room, and then some one called out, “Take your crown off.”
75The Wallypug did so, and showed that on one side of his head his hair hung over his ear, while, on the other, it was quite short.
“Well, it certainly does look rather silly,” said the Husher. “How much will it cost to have it cut?”
“Threepence, your Majesty,” replied the Wallypug meekly.
“Too much! too much!” screamed the Cockatoo angrily. “Down with the Wallypug, down with the barbers, down with everybody and everything.”
“Hold your tongue,” shouted the Husher. “Well, what shall we say to the Wallypug’s petition,” he continued, addressing the meeting.
There was a great argument in which everybody seemed to take part at once, and, at last, it was decided10 that the Wallypug should wait until the short hair grew the same length as the other, and then he might have it all cut together.
Girlie thought this did not seem a very satisfactory arrangement for the Wallypug, and she felt quite sorry for him when, sighing disconsolately25, and pulling his crown over his head, he sat meekly down on the throne again, looking very unhappy.
“Now,” said the Husher briskly, “I beg to propose that the Wallypug invites us all to dinner.”
76“Hear, hear!” shouted all the animals.
“Oh! please, no,” said the Wallypug nervously. “My cook would be so very angry with me; he can’t bear me to bring a lot of people home unexpectedly.”
However, the animals would take no denial, so the poor Wallypug left the hall to make arrangements with his cook while the rest of the company went home to dress for dinner, leaving Girlie alone in the room.
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reposing
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fulsome
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penguin
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squeaked
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decided
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triumphantly
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curiously
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attentively
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miller
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queried
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kindly
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perplexed
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scrambled
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spoke
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wriggling
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