"Captain Audaine," said she, at last, "the situation is awkward."
"Sure, madam," I returned, "and that is the precise thought which has just occurred to me."
"And I am of the opinion," she continued, "that you owe me some sort of explanation. For I had planned to elope with Mr. Vanringham—"
"Do I understand your Ladyship to allude5 to Mr. Francis Vanringham, the play-actor, at present the talk of Tunbridge?"
She bowed a grave response.
"This is surprising news," said I. "And grant me leave to tell you that a woman of mature years, possessed6 of an abundant fortune and unassailable gentility, does not by ordinary sneak7 out of the kitchen door to meet a raddle-faced actor in the middle of the night. 'Tis, indeed, a circumstance to stagger human credulity. Oh, believe me, madam, for a virtuous8 woman the back garden is not a fitting approach to the altar, nor is a comedian9 an appropriate companion there at eleven o'clock in the evening."
"Hey, my fine fellow," says my wife, "and what were you doing in the back garden?"
"Among all true lovers," I returned, "it is an immemorial custom to prowl like sentinels beneath the windows of the beauteous adored. And I, madam, had the temerity10 to aspire11 toward an honorable union with your granddaughter."
She wrung12 her withered13 hands. "That any reputable woman should have nocturnal appointments with gentlemen in the back garden, and beguile14 her own grandmother into an odious15 marriage! I protest, Captain Audaine, the degenerate16 world of to-day is no longer a suitable residence for a lady!"
"Look you, sir, this is a cruel bad business," the Parson here put in.
He was pacing the apartment in an altercation17 of dubiety and amaze. "Mr.
"You will pardon me," I retorted, "if I lack pity to waste upon your Mr.
Vanringham. At present I devote all funds of compassion19 to my own affairs.
Am I, indeed, to understand that this lady and I are legally married?"
He rubbed his chin. "By the Lord Harry," says he, "'tis a case that lacks precedents20! But the coincidence of the Christian21 names is devilish awkward; the service takes no cognizance of surnames; and I have merely united a Francis and a Dorothy."
"O Lord, Mr. What-d'ye-call-um," said I, "then there is but one remedy and that is an immediate22 divorce."
My wife shrieked23. "Have you no sense of decency24, Captain Audaine? Never has there been a divorce in my family. And shall I be the first to drag that honored name into a public court,—to have my reputation worried at the bar by a parcel of sniggering lawyers, while the town wits buzz about it like flies around carrion25? I pray you, do not suggest any such hideous26 thing."
"Here's the other Francis," says the Parson, at this point. And it was,—a raffish27, handsome, slender, red-haired fellow, somewhat suggestive of the royal duke, yet rather more like a sneak-thief, and with a whiff somewhere of the dancing-master. At first glance you recognized in the actor a personage, for he compelled the eye with a monstrous28 vividness of color and gesture. To-night he had missed his lady at their rendezvous29, owing to my premature30 appearance, and had followed us post-haste.
"My Castalio!" she screamed. "My Beaugard!" [Footnote: I never saw the rascal31 act, thank Heaven, since in that event, report assures me, I might conceivably have accredited32 him with the possession of some meritorious33 qualities, however trivial; but, it appears, these two above-mentioned rôles were the especial puppetry in which Mr. Vanringham was most successful in wringing34 tears and laughter from the injudicious.—F.A.] She ran to him, and with disjointed talk and quavering utterance35 disclosed the present lamentable36 posture37 of affairs.
And I found the tableau38 they presented singular. My wife had been a toast, they tell me, in Queen Anne's time, and even now the lean and restless gentlewoman showed as the abandoned house of youth and wit and beauty, with here and there a trace of the old occupancy; always her furtive39 eyes shone with a cold and shifting glitter, as though a frightened imp40 peeped through a mask of Hecuba; and in every movement there was an ineffable41 touch of something loosely hinged and fantastic. In a word, the Marchioness was not unconscionably sane42, and was known far and wide as a gallant43 woman resolutely44 oblivious45 to the batterings of time, and so avid46 of flattery that she was ready to smile on any man who durst give the lie to her looking-glass. Demented landlady47 of her heart, she would sublet48 that antiquated49 chamber50 to the first adventurer who came prepared to pay his scot in the false coin of compliment; and 'twas not difficult to comprehend how this young Thespian51 had acquired its tenancy.
But now the face of Mr. Vanringham was attenuated52 by her revelations, and the wried53 mouth of Mr. Vanringham suggested that the party be seated, in order to consider more at ease the unfortunate contretemps. Fresh lights were kindled54, as one and all were past fear of discovery by this; and we four assembled about a table which occupied the centre of the apartment.
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