The colonel was deep in a heraldic design and was whistling through his teeth when Patricia came into the Library. He looked up, with the outlines of a frown vanishing like pencilings under the india-rubber of professional courtesy,—for he was denoting or at the moment, which is fussy4 work, as it consists exclusively of dots.
Then his chair scraped audibly upon the floor as he pushed it from him. It occurred to Rudolph Musgrave after an interval5 that he was still half-way between sitting and standing6, and that his mouth was open….
He could hear a huckster outside on Regis Avenue. The colonel never forgot the man was crying "Fresh oranges!"
"He kissed me, Olaf. Yes, I let him kiss me, even after he had asked me if he could. No sensible girl would ever do that, of course. And then I knew—"
Patricia was horribly frightened.
"And afterwards the jackass-fool made matters worse by calling me 'his darling.' There is no more hateful word in the English language than 'darling.' It sounds like castor-oil tastes, or a snail7 looks after you have put salt on him."
The colonel deliberated this information; and he appeared to understand.
"So Parkinson has gone the way of Pevensey,—. and of I wonder how many others? Well, may Heaven be very gracious to us both!" he said. "For I am going to do it."
Then composedly he took up the telephone upon his desk and called Roger
Stapylton.
"I want you to come at once to Dr. Rabbet's,—yes, the rectory, next door to St. Luke's. Patricia and I are to be married there in half an hour. We are on our way to the City Hall to get the license8 now…. No, she might change her mind again, you see…. I have not the least notion how it happened. I don't care…. Then you will have to be rude to him or else not see your only daughter married…. Kindly9 permit me to repeat, sir, that I don't care about that or anything else. And for the rest, Patricia was twenty-one last December."
The colonel hung up the receiver. "And now," he said, "we are going to the City Hall."
"Are you?" said Patricia, with courteous10 interest. "Well, my way lies uptown. I have to stop in at Greenberg's and get a mustard plaster for the parrot."
He had his hat by this. "It isn't cool enough for me to need an overcoat, is it?"
"I think you must be crazy," she said, sharply.
"Of course I am. So I am going to marry you."
"Let me go—! Oh, and I had thought you were a gentleman—."
"I fear that at present I am simply masculine." He became aware that his hands, in gripping both her shoulders, were hurting the girl.
"Come now," he continued, "will you go quietly or will I have to carry you?"
She said, "And you would, too—." She spoke11 in wonder, for Patricia had glimpsed an unguessed Rudolph Musgrave.
His hands went under her arm-pits and he lifted her like a feather. He held her thus at arm's length.
"You—you adorable whirligig!" he laughed. "I am a stronger animal than you. It would be as easy for me to murder you as it would be for you to kill one of those flies on the window-pane. Do you quite understand that fact, Patricia?"
"Oh, but you are an idiot—."
"In wanting you, my dear?"
"Please put me down."
She thoroughly12 enjoyed her helplessness. He saw it, long before he lowered her.
"Why, not so much in that," said Miss Stapylton, "because inasmuch as I am a woman of superlative charm, of course you can't help yourself. But how do you know that Dr. Rabbet may not be somewhere else, harrying13 a defenseless barkeeper, or superintending the making of dress-shirt protectors for the Hottentots, or doing something else clerical, when we get to the rectory?"
After an irrelevant14 interlude she stamped her foot.
"I don't care what you say, I won't marry an atheist15. If you had the least respect for his cloth, Olaf, you would call him up and arrange—Oh, well! whatever you want to arrange—and permit me to powder my nose without being bothered, because I don't want people to think you are marrying a second helping16 to butter, and I never did like that Baptist man on the block above, anyhow. And besides," said Patricia, as with the occurrence of a new view-point, "think what a delicious scandal it will create!"
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