Chapter 23 A Surprise For Seymour's

Seymour's house took in one copy of the _Sportsman_ daily. On themorning after the Aldershot competition Linton met the paper-boy at thedoor on his return from the fives courts, where he had been playing acouple of before-breakfast games with Dunstable. He relieved him of thehouse copy, and opened it to see how the Wrykyn pair had performed inthe gymnastics. He did not expect anything great, having a rootedcontempt for both experts, who were small and, except in the gymnasium,obscure. Indeed, he had gone so far on the previous day as to express ahope that Biddle, the more despicable of the two, would fall off thehorizontal bar and break his neck. Still he might as well see wherethey had come out. After all, with all their faults, they were humanbeings like himself, and Wrykinians.

　　The competition was reported in the Boxing column. The first thing thatcaught his eye was the name of the school among the headlines.

　　"Honours", said the headline, "for St Paul's, Harrow, and Wrykyn".

　　"Hullo," said Linton, "what's all this?"Then the thing came on him with nothing to soften the shock. He hadfolded the paper, and the last words on the half uppermost were,"_Final. Sheen beat Peteiro_".

　　Linton had often read novels in which some important document "swambefore the eyes" of the hero or the heroine; but he had neverunderstood the full meaning of the phrase until he read those words,"Sheen beat Peteiro".

　　There was no mistake about it. There the thing was. It was impossiblefor the _Sportsman_ to have been hoaxed. No, the incredible,outrageous fact must be faced. Sheen had been down to Aldershot and wona silver medal! Sheen! _Sheen!!_ Sheen who had--who was--well,who, in a word, was SHEEN!!!

　　Linton read on like one in a dream.

　　"The Light-Weights fell," said the writer, "to a newcomer Sheen, ofWrykyn" (Sheen!), "a clever youngster with a strong defence and abeautiful straight left, doubtless the result of tuition from themiddle-weight ex-champion, Joe Bevan, who was in his corner for thefinal bout. None of his opponents gave him much trouble except Peteiroof Ripton, whom he met in the final. A very game and determined fightwas seen when these two met, but Sheen's skill and condition discountedthe rushing tactics of his adversary, and in the last minute of thethird round the referee stopped the encounter." (Game and determined!

　　Sheen!!) "Sympathy was freely expressed for Peteiro, who has thus beenrunner-up two years in succession. He, however, met a better man, andpaid the penalty. The admirable pluck with which Sheen bore hispunishment and gradually wore his man down made his victory the mostpopular of the day's programme."_Well!_Details of the fighting described Sheen as "cutting out the work","popping in several nice lefts", "swinging his right for the point",and executing numerous other incredible manoeuvres.

　　_Sheen!_You caught the name correctly? SHEEN, I'll trouble you.

　　Linton stared blankly across the school grounds. Then he burst into asudden yell of laughter.

　　On that very morning the senior day-room was going to court-martialSheen for disgracing the house. The resolution had been passed on theprevious afternoon, probably just as he was putting the finishingtouches to the "most popular victory of the day's programme". "This,"said Linton, "is rich."He grubbed a little hole in one of Mr Seymour's flower-beds, and laidthe _Sportsman_ to rest in it. The news would be about the schoolat nine o'clock, but if he could keep it from the senior day-room tillthe brief interval between breakfast and school, all would be well, andhe would have the pure pleasure of seeing that backbone of the housemake a complete ass of itself. A thought struck him. He unearthed the_Sportsman_, and put it in his pocket.

　　He strolled into the senior day-room after breakfast.

　　"Any one seen the _Sporter_ this morning?" he inquired.

　　No one had seen it.

　　"The thing hasn't come," said some one.

　　"Good!" said Linton to himself.

　　At this point Stanning strolled into the room. "I'm a witness," hesaid, in answer to Linton's look of inquiry. "We're doing this thing instyle. I depose that I saw the prisoner cutting off on the--whateverday it was, when he ought to have been saving our lives from the furyof the mob. Hadn't somebody better bring the prisoner into the dock?""I'll go," said Linton promptly. "I may be a little time, but don't getworried. I'll bring him all right."He went upstairs to Sheen's study, feeling like an _impresario_about to produce a new play which is sure to create a sensation.

　　Sheen was in. There was a ridge of purple under his left eye, but hewas otherwise intact.

　　"'Gratulate you, Sheen," said Linton.

　　For an instant Sheen hesitated. He had rehearsed this kind of scene inhis mind, and sometimes he saw himself playing a genial, forgiving,let's-say-no-more-about-it-we-all-make-mistakes-but-in-future! role,sometimes being cold haughty, and distant, and repelling friendlyadvances with icy disdain. If anybody but Linton had been the first tocongratulate him he might have decided on this second line of action.

　　But he liked Linton, and wanted to be friendly with him.

　　"Thanks," he said.

　　Linton sat down on the table and burst into a torrent of speech.

　　"You _are_ a man! What did you want to do it for? Where thedickens did you learn to box? And why on earth, if you can win silvermedals at Aldershot, didn't you box for the house and smash up thatsidey ass Stanning? I say, look here, I suppose we haven't been makingidiots of ourselves all the time, have we?""I shouldn't wonder," said Sheen. "How?""I mean, you did--What I mean to say is--Oh, hang it, _you_ know!

　　You did cut off when we had that row in the town, didn't you?""Yes," said Sheen, "I did."With that medal in his pocket it cost him no effort to make theconfession.

　　"I'm glad of that. I mean, I'm glad we haven't been such fools as wemight have been. You see, we only had Stanning's word to go on."Sheen started.

　　"Stanning!" he said. "What do you mean?""He was the chap who started the story. Didn't you know? He toldeverybody.""I thought it was Drummond," said Sheen blankly. "You remember meetingme outside his study the day after? I thought he told you then.""Drummond! Not a bit of it. He swore you hadn't been with him at all.

　　He was as sick as anything when I said I thought I'd seen you withhim.""I--" Sheen stopped. "I wish I'd known," he concluded. Then, after apause, "So it was Stanning!""Yes,--conceited beast. Oh. I say.""Um?""I see it all now. Joe Bevan taught you to box.""Yes.""Then that's how you came to be at the 'Blue Boar' that day. He's theBevan who runs it.""That's his brother. He's got a gymnasium up at the top. I used to gothere every day.""But I say, Great Scott, what are you going to do about that?""How do you mean?""Why, Spence is sure to ask you who taught you to box. He must know youdidn't learn with the instructor. Then it'll all come out, and you'llget dropped on for going up the river and going to the pub.""Perhaps he won't ask," said Sheen.

　　"Hope not. Oh, by the way--""What's up?""Just remembered what I came up for. It's an awful rag. The seniorday-room are going to court-martial you.""Court-martial me!""For funking. They don't know about Aldershot, not a word. I bagged the_Sportsman_ early, and hid it. They are going to get the surpriseof their lifetime. I said I'd come up and fetch you.""I shan't go," said Sheen.

　　Linton looked alarmed.

　　"Oh, but I say, you must. Don't spoil the thing. Can't you see what arag it'll be?""I'm not going to sweat downstairs for the benefit of the seniorday-room.""I say," said Linton, "Stanning's there.""What!""He's a witness," said Linton, grinning.

　　Sheen got up.

　　"Come on," he said.

　　Linton came on.

　　* * * * *Down in the senior day-room the court was patiently awaiting theprisoner. Eager anticipation was stamped on its expressive features.

　　"Beastly time he is," said Clayton. Clayton was acting as president.

　　"We shall have to buck up," said Stanning. "Hullo, here he is at last.

　　Come in, Linton.""I was going to," said Linton, "but thanks all the same. Come along,Sheen.""Shut that door, Linton," said Stanning from his seat on the table.

　　"All right, Stanning," said Linton. "Anything to oblige. Shall I bringup a chair for you to rest your feet on?""Forge ahead, Clayton," said Stanning to the president.

　　The president opened the court-martial in unofficial phraseology.

　　"Look here, Sheen," he said, "we've come to the conclusion that thishas got a bit too thick.""You mustn't talk in that chatty way, Clayton," interrupted Linton.

　　"'Prisoner at the bar's' the right expression to use. Why don't you letsomebody else have a look in? You're the rottenest president of acourt-martial I ever saw.""Don't rag, Linton," said Clayton, with an austere frown. "This isserious.""Glad you told me," said Linton. "Go on.""Can't you sit down, Linton!" said Stanning.

　　"I was only waiting for leave. Thanks. You were saying something,Clayton. It sounded pretty average rot, but you'd better unburden yoursoul."The president resumed.

　　"We want to know if you've anything to say--""You don't give him a chance," said Linton. "You bag the conversationso.""--about disgracing the house.""By getting the Gotford, you know, Sheen," explained Linton. "Claytonthinks that work's a bad habit, and ought to be discouraged."Clayton glared, and looked at Stanning. He was not equal to the task oftackling Linton himself.

　　Stanning interposed.

　　"Don't rot, Linton. We haven't much time as it is.""Sorry," said Linton.

　　"You've let the house down awfully," said Clayton.

　　"Yes?" said Sheen.

　　Linton took the paper out of his pocket, and smoothed it out.

　　"Seen the _Sporter_?" he asked casually. His neighbour grabbed atit.

　　"I thought it hadn't come," he said.

　　"Good account of Aldershot," said Linton.

　　He leaned back in his chair as two or three of the senior day-roomcollected round the _Sportsman_.

　　"Hullo! We won the gym.!""Rot! Let's have a look!"This tremendous announcement quite eclipsed the court-martial as anobject of popular interest. The senior day-room surged round the holderof the paper.

　　"Give us a chance," he protested.

　　"We can't have. Where is it? Biddle and Smith are simply hopeless. Howthe dickens can they have got the shield?""What a goat you are!" said a voice reproachfully to the possessor ofthe paper. "Look at this. It says Cheltenham got it. And here weare--seventeenth. Fat lot of shield we've won.""Then what the deuce does this mean? 'Honours for St Paul's, Harrow,and Wrykyn'.""Perhaps it refers to the boxing," suggested Linton.

　　"But we didn't send any one up. Look here. Harrow won the Heavies. StPaul's got the Middles. _Hullo!_""Great Scott!" said the senior day-room.

　　There was a blank silence. Linton whistled softly to himself.

　　The gaze of the senior day-room was concentrated on that ridge ofpurple beneath Sheen's left eye.

　　Clayton was the first to speak. For some time he had been waiting forsufficient silence to enable him to proceed with his presidentialduties. He addressed himself to Sheen.

　　"Look here, Sheen," he said, "we want to know what you've got to sayfor yourself. You go disgracing the house--"The stunned senior day-room were roused to speech.

　　"Oh, chuck it, Clayton.""Don't be a fool, Clayton.""Silly idiot!"Clayton looked round in pained surprise at this sudden withdrawal ofpopular support.

　　"You'd better be polite to Sheen," said Linton; "he won theLight-Weights at Aldershot yesterday."The silence once more became strained.

　　"Well," said Sheen, "weren't you going to court-martial me, orsomething? Clayton, weren't you saying something?"Clayton started. He had not yet grasped the situation entirely; but herealised dimly that by some miracle Sheen had turned in an instant intoa most formidable person.

　　"Er--no," he said. "No, nothing.""The thing seems to have fallen through, Sheen," said Linton. "Greatpity. Started so well, too. Clayton always makes a mess of things.""Then I'd just like to say one thing," said Sheen.

　　Respectful attention from the senior day-room.

　　"I only want to know why you can't manage things of this sort byyourselves, without dragging in men from other houses.""Especially men like Stanning," said Linton. "The same thing occurredto me. It's lucky Drummond wasn't here. Remember the last time, youchaps?"The chaps did. Stanning became an object of critical interest. Afterall, who _was_ Stanning? What right had he to come and sit ontables in Seymour's and interfere with the affairs of the house?

　　The allusion to "last time" was lost upon Sheen, but he saw that it hadnot improved Stanning's position with the spectators.

　　He opened the door.

　　"Good bye, Stanning," he said.

　　"If I hadn't hurt my wrist--" Stanning began.

　　"Hurt your wrist!" said Sheen. "You got a bad attack of Peteiro. Thatwas what was the matter with you.""You think that every one's a funk like yourself," said Stanning.

　　"Pity they aren't," said Linton; "we should do rather well down atAldershot. And he wasn't such a terror after all, Sheen, was he? Youbeat him in two and a half rounds, didn't you? Think what Stanningmight have done if only he hadn't sprained his poor wrist just in time.

　　"Look here, Linton--""Some are born with sprained wrists," continued the speaker, "someachieve sprained wrists--like Stanning--"Stanning took a step towards him.

　　"Don't forget you've a sprained wrist," said Linton.

　　"Come on, Stanning," said Sheen, who was still holding the door open,"you'll be much more comfortable in your own house. I'll show you out.""I suppose," said Stanning in the passage, "you think you've scored offme.""That," said Sheen pleasantly, "is rather the idea. Good bye."