`Well, this IS grand!' said Alice. `I never expected I should be aQueen so soon--and I'll tell you what it is, your majesty1,' she went on in asevere tone (she was always rather fond of scolding herself), `it'll never dofor you to be lolling about on the grass like that! Queens have to bedignified, you know!'
So she got up and walked about--rather stiffly just at first, as shewas afraid that the crown might come off: but she comforted herselfwith the thought that there was nobody to see her, `and if I really am aQueen,' she said as she sat down again, `I shall be able to manage it quitewell in time.'
Everything was happening so oddly that she didn't feel a bitsurprised at finding the Red Queen and the White Queen sitting close toher, one on each side: she would have liked very much to ask them howthey came there, but she feared it would not be quite civil. However,there would be no harm, she thought, in asking if the game was over.
`Please, would you tell me--' she began, looking timidly at the Red Queen.
`Speak when you're spoken to!' The Queen sharply interrupted her.
`But if everybody obeyed that rule,' said Alice, who was alwaysready for a little argument, `and if you only spoke2 when you were spokento, and the other person always waited for YOU to begin, you see nobodywould ever say anything, so that--'
`Ridiculous!' cried the Queen. `Why, don't you see, child--' hereshe broke off with a frown, and, after thinking for a minute, suddenlychanged the subject of the conversation. `What do you mean by "If youreally are a Queen"? What right have you to call yourself so? You can'tbe a Queen, you know, till you've passed the proper examination. Andthe sooner we begin it, the better.'
`I only said "if"!' poor Alice pleaded in a piteous tone.
The two Queens looked at each other, and the Red Queen remarked,with a little shudder3, `She SAYS she only said "if"--'
`But she said a great deal more than that!' the White Queen moaned, wringing4 her hands. `Oh, ever so much more than that!'
`So you did, you know,' the Red Queen said to Alice. `Alwaysspeak the truth--think before you speak--and write it down afterwards.'
`I'm sure I didn't mean--' Alice was beginning, but the Red Queeninterrupted her impatiently.
`That's just what I complain of! You SHOULD have meant!
What do you suppose is the use of child without any meaning? Even ajoke should have some meaning--and a child's more important than a joke,I hope. You couldn't deny that, even if you tried with both hands.' `Idon't deny things with my HANDS,' Alice objected.
`Nobody said you did,' said the Red Queen. `I said you couldn't ifyou tried.'
`She's in that state of mind,' said the White Queen, `that she wants todeny SOMETHING--only she doesn't know what to deny!'
`A nasty, vicious temper,' the Red Queen remarked; and then therewas an uncomfortable silence for a minute or two.
The Red Queen broke the silence by saying to the White Queen, `Iinvite you to Alice's dinner-party this afternoon.'
The White Queen smiled feebly, and said `And I invite YOU.'
`I didn't know I was to have a party at all,' said Alice; `but if there isto be one, I think _I_ ought to invite the guests.'
`We gave you the opportunity of doing it,' the Red Queen remarked:
`but I daresay you've not had many lessons in manners yet?'
`Manners are not taught in lessons,' said Alice. `Lessons teach youto do sums, and things of that sort.'
`And you do Addition?' the White Queen asked. `What's one andone and one and one and one and one and one and one and one and one?'
`I don't know,' said Alice. `I lost count.'
`She can't do Addition,' the Red Queen interrupted. `Can you doSubtraction? Take nine from eight.'
`Nine from eight I can't, you know,' Alice replied very readily: `but-'
`She can't do Subtraction5,' said the White Queen. `Can you doDivision? Divide a loaf by a knife--what's the answer to that?'
`I suppose--' Alice was beginning, but the Red Queen answered forher. `Bread-and-butter, of course. Try another Subtraction sum. Takea bone from a dog: what remains6?'
Alice considered. `The bone wouldn't remain, of course, if I tookit--and the dog wouldn't remain; it would come to bite me --and I'm sure Ishouldn't remain!'
`Then you think nothing would remain?' said the Red Queen.
`I think that's the answer.'
`Wrong, as usual,' said the Red Queen: `the dog's temper wouldremain.'
`But I don't see how--'
`Why, look here!' the Red Queen cried. `The dog would lose itstemper, wouldn't it?'
`Perhaps it would,' Alice replied cautiously.
`Then if the dog went away, its temper would remain!' the Queenexclaimed triumphantly7.
Alice said, as gravely as she could, `They might go different ways.'
But she couldn't help thinking to herself, `What dreadful nonsense weARE talking!'
`She can't do sums a BIT!' the Queens said together, with greatemphasis.
`Can YOU do sums?' Alice said, turning suddenly on the WhiteQueen, for she didn't like being found fault with so much.
The Queen gasped8 and shut her eyes. `I can do Addition,' `if yougive me time--but I can do Subtraction, under ANY circumstances!'
`Of course you know your A B C?' said the Red Queen.
`To be sure I do.' said Alice.
`So do I,' the White Queen whispered: `we'll often say it overtogether, dear. And I'll tell you a secret--I can read words of one letter!
Isn't THAT grand! However, don't be discouraged. You'll come to it intime.'
Here the Red Queen began again. `Can you answer usefulquestions?' she said. `How is bread made?'
`I know THAT!' Alice cried eagerly. `You take some flour--'
`Where do you pick the flower?' the White Queen asked. `In agarden, or in the hedges?'
`Well, it isn't PICKED at all,' Alice explained: `it's GROUND --'
`How many acres of ground?' said the White Queen. `You mustn'tleave out so many things.'
`Fan her head!' the Red Queen anxiously interrupted. `She'll befeverish after so much thinking.' So they set to work and fanned her withbunches of leaves, till she had to beg them to leave off, it blew her hairabout so.
`She's all right again now,' said the Red Queen. `Do you knowLanguages? What's the French for fiddle-de-dee?'
`Fiddle-de-dee's not English,' Alice replied gravely.
`Who ever said it was?' said the Red Queen.
Alice thought she saw a way out of the difficulty this time. `If you'lltell me what language "fiddle-de-dee" is, I'll tell you the French for it!' sheexclaimed triumphantly.
But the Red Queen drew herself up rather stiffly, and said `Queensnever make bargains.'
`I wish Queens never asked questions,' Alice thought to herself.
`Don't let us quarrel,' the White Queen said in an anxious tone.
`What is the cause of lightning?'
`The cause of lightning,' Alice said very decidedly, for she felt quitecertain about this, `is the thunder--no, no!' she hastily corrected herself.
`I meant the other way.'
`It's too late to correct it,' said the Red Queen: `when you've oncesaid a thing, that fixes it, and you must take the consequences.'
`Which reminds me--' the White Queen said, looking down andnervously clasping and unclasping her hands, `we had SUCH athunderstorm last Tuesday--I mean one of the last set of Tuesdays, youknow.'
Alice was puzzled. `In OUR country,' she remarked, `there's onlyone day at a time.'
The Red Queen said, `That's a poor thin way of doing things. NowHERE, we mostly have days and nights two or three at a time, and sometimes in the winter we take as many as five nights together--forwarmth, you know.'
`Are five nights warmer than one night, then?' Alice ventured to ask.
`Five times as warm, of course.'
`But they should be five times as COLD, by the same rule--'
`Just so!' cried the Red Queen. `Five times as warm, AND fivetimes as cold--just as I'm five times as rich as you are, AND five times asclever!'
Alice sighed and gave it up. `It's exactly like a riddle11 with noanswer!' she thought.
`Humpty Dumpty saw it too,' the White Queen went on in a lowvoice, more as if she were talking to herself. `He came to the door with acorkscrew in his hand--'
`What did he want?' said the Red Queen.
`He said he WOULD come in,' the White Queen went on, `becausehe was looking for a hippopotamus12. Now, as it happened, there wasn'tsuch a thing in the house, that morning.'
`Is there generally?' Alice asked in an astonished tone.
`Well, only on Thursdays,' said the Queen.
`I know what he came for,' said Alice: `he wanted to punish thefish, because--'
Here the White Queen began again. `It was SUCH a thunderstorm,you can't think!' (She NEVER could, you know,' said the Red Queen.)`And part of the roof came off, and ever so much thunder got in--and itwent rolling round the room in great lumps-- and knocking over the tablesand things--till I was so frightened, I couldn't remember my own name!'
Alice thought to herself, `I never should TRY to remember my namein the middle of an accident! Where would be the use of it?' but she didnot say this aloud, for fear of hurting the poor Queen's feeling.
`Your Majesty must excuse her,' the Red Queen said to Alice, takingone of the White Queen's hands in her own, and gently stroking it: `shemeans well, but she can't help saying foolish things, as a general rule.'
The White Queen looked timidly at Alice, who felt she OUGHT tosay something kind, but really couldn't think of anything at the moment.
`She never was really well brought up,' the Red Queen went on: `butit's amazing how good-tempered she is! Pat her on the head, and see howpleased she'll be!' But this was more than Alice had courage to do.
`A little kindness--and putting her hair in papers--would do wonderswith her--'
The White Queen gave a deep sigh, and laid her head on Alice'sshoulder. `I AM so sleepy?' she moaned.
`She's tired, poor thing!' said the Red Queen. `Smooth her hair-lend her your nightcap--and sing her a soothing13 lullaby.'
`I haven't got a nightcap with me,' said Alice, as she tried to obeythe first direction: `and I don't know any soothing lullabies.'
`I must do it myself, then,' said the Red Queen, and she began:
`Hush-a-by lady, in Alice's lap! Till the feast'sready, we've time for a nap: When the feast's over, we'll go tothe ball-- Red Queen, and White Queen, and Alice, and all!
`And now you know the words,' she added, as she put her headdown on Alice's other shoulder, `just sing it through to ME. I'm gettingsleepy, too.' In another moment both Queens were fast asleep, andsnoring loud.
`What AM I to do?' exclaimed Alice, looking about in greatperplexity, as first one round head, and then the other, rolled down fromher shoulder, and lay like a heavy lump in her lap. `I don't think it EVERhappened before, that any one had to take care of two Queens asleep atonce! No, not in all the History of England--it couldn't, you know,because there never was more than one Queen at a time. `Do wake up,you heavy things!' she went on in an impatient tone; but there was noanswer but a gentle snoring.
The snoring got more distinct every minute, and sounded more likea tune14: at last she could even make out the words, and she listened soeagerly that, when the two great heads vanished from her lap, she hardlymissed them.
She was standing15 before an arched doorway16 over which were thewords QUEEN ALICE in large letters, and on each side of the arch therewas a bell-handle; one was marked `Visitors' Bell,' and the other `Servants'
Bell.'
`I'll wait till the song's over,' thought Alice, `and then I'll ring--the-WHICH bell must I ring?' she went on, very much puzzled by the names.
`I'm not a visitor, and I'm not a servant. There OUGHT to be one marked"Queen," you know--'
Just then the door opened a little way, and a creature with a longbeak put its head out for a moment and said `No admittance till the weekafter next!' and shut the door again with a bang.
Alice knocked and rang in vain for a long time, but at last, a veryold Frog, who was sitting under a tree, got up and hobbled slowly towardsher: he was dressed in bright yellow, and had enormous boots on.
`What is it, now?' the Frog said in a deep hoarse17 whisper.
Alice turned round, ready to find fault with anybody. `Where's theservant whose business it is to answer the door?' she began angrily.
`Which door?' said the Frog.
Alice almost stamped with irritation18 at the slow drawl in which hespoke. `THIS door, of course!'
The Frog looked at the door with his large dull eyes for a minute:
then he went nearer and rubbed it with his thumb, as if he were tryingwhether the paint would come off; then he looked at Alice.
`To answer the door?' he said. `What's it been asking of?' He wasso hoarse that Alice could scarcely hear him.
`I don't know what you mean,' she said.
`I talks English, doesn't I?' the Frog went on. `Or are you deaf?
What did it ask you?'
`Nothing!' Alice said impatiently. `I've been knocking at it!'
`Shouldn't do that--shouldn't do that--' the Frog muttered. `Vexes it,you know.' Then he went up and gave the door a kick with one of hisgreat feet. `You let IT alone,' he panted out, as he hobbled back to histree, `and it'll let YOU alone, you know.'
At this moment the door was flung open, and a shrill19 voice washeard singing:
`To the Looking-Glass world it was Alice that said, "I've asceptre in hand, I've a crown on my head; Let the Looking-Glass creatures, whatever they be, Come and dine with the Red Queen, theWhite Queen, and me."'
And hundreds of voices joined in the chorus:
`Then fill up the glasses as quick as you can, And sprinklethe table with buttons and bran: Put cats in the coffee, and mice inthe tea-- And welcome Queen Alice with thirty-times-three!'
Then followed a confused noise of cheering, and Alice thought toherself, `Thirty times three makes ninety. I wonder if any one'scounting?' In a minute there was silence again, and the same shrill voicesang another verse;`"O Looking-Glass creatures," quothe Alice, "draw near!
'Tis an honour to see me, a favour to hear: 'Tis a privilege high tohave dinner and tea Along with the Red Queen, the White Queen,and me!"'
Then came the chorus again: -`Then fill up the glasses with treacle20 and ink, Or anythingelse that is pleasant to drink: Mix sand with the cider, and wool withthe wine-- And welcome Queen Alice with ninety-times-nine!'
`Ninety times nine!' Alice repeated in despair, `Oh, that'll never bedone! I'd better go in at once--' and there was a dead silence the momentshe appeared.
Alice glanced nervously10 along the table, as she walked up the largehall, and noticed that there were about fifty guests, of all kinds: somewere animals, some birds, and there were even a few flowers among them.
`I'm glad they've come without waiting to be asked,' she thought: `Ishould never have known who were the right people to invite!'
There were three chairs at the head of the table; the Red and WhiteQueens had already taken two of them, but the middle one was empty.
Alice sat down in it, rather uncomfortable in the silence, and longing21 forsome one to speak.
At last the Red Queen began. `You've missed the soup and fish,'
she said. `Put on the joint22!' And the waiters set a leg of mutton beforeAlice, who looked at it rather anxiously, as she had never had to carve ajoint before.
`You look a little shy; let me introduce you to that leg of mutton,'
said the Red Queen. `Alice--Mutton; Mutton--Alice.' The leg of muttongot up in the dish and made a little bow to Alice; and Alice returned thebow, not knowing whether to be frightened or amused.
`May I give you a slice?' she said, taking up the knife and fork, andlooking from one Queen to the other.
`Certainly not,' the Red Queen said, very decidedly: `it isn't etiquetteto cut any one you've been introduced to. Remove the joint!' And thewaiters carried it off, and brought a large plum-pudding in its place.
`I won't be introduced to the pudding, please,' Alice said ratherhastily, `or we shall get no dinner at all. May I give you some?'
But the Red Queen looked sulky, and growled23 `Pudding--Alice;Alice--Pudding. Remove the pudding!' and the waiters took it away soquickly that Alice couldn't return its bow.
However, she didn't see why the Red Queen should be the only oneto give orders, so, as an experiment, she called out `Waiter! Bring back thepudding!' and there it was again in a moment like a conjuring-trick. Itwas so large that she couldn't help feeling a LITTLE shy with it, as shehad been with the mutton; however, she conquered her shyness by a greateffort and cut a slice and handed it to the Red Queen.
`What impertinence!' said the Pudding. `I wonder how you'd likeit, if I were to cut a slice out of YOU, you creature!'
It spoke in a thick, suety sort of voice, and Alice hadn't a word tosay in reply: she could only sit and look at it and gasp9.
`Make a remark,' said the Red Queen: `it's ridiculous to leave allthe conversation to the pudding!'
`Do you know, I've had such a quantity of poetry repeated to me today,' Alice began, a little frightened at finding that, the moment sheopened her lips, there was dead silence, and all eyes were fixed24 upon her;`and it's a very curious thing, I think-- every poem was about fishes insome way. Do you know why they're so fond of fishes, all about here?'
She spoke to the Red Queen, whose answer was a little wide of themark. `As to fishes,' she said, very slowly and solemnly, putting hermouth close to Alice's ear, `her White Majesty knows a lovely riddle--all in poetry--all about fishes. Shall she repeat it?'
`Her Red Majesty's very kind to mention it,' the White Queenmurmured into Alice's other ear, in a voice like the cooing of a pigeon.
`It would be SUCH a treat! May I?'
`Please do,' Alice said very politely.
The White Queen laughed with delight, and stroked Alice's cheek.
Then she began:
`"First, the fish must be caught." That is easy: ababy, I think, could have caught it. "Next, the fish must bebought." That is easy: a penny, I think, would have bought it.
"Now cook me the fish!" That is easy, and will not takemore than a minute. "Let it lie in a dish!" That is easy,because it already is in it.
"Bring it here! Let me sup!" It is easy to set such adish on the table. "Take the dish-cover up!" Ah, THAT isso hard that I fear I'm unable!
For it holds it like glue-- Holds the lid to the dish,while it lies in the middle: Which is easiest to do, Undish-cover the fish, or dishcover the riddle?'
`Take a minute to think about it, and then guess,' said the RedQueen. `Meanwhile, we'll drink your health--Queen Alice's health!' shescreamed at the top of her voice, and all the guests began drinking itdirectly, and very queerly they managed it: some of them put their glassesupon their heads like extinguishers, and drank all that trickled25 down theirfaces--others upset the decanters, and drank the wine as it ran off the edgesof the table--and three of them (who looked like kangaroos) scrambledinto the dish of roast mutton, and began eagerly lapping up the gravy26, `justlike pigs in a trough!' thought Alice.
`You ought to return thanks in a neat speech,' the Red Queen said,frowning at Alice as she spoke.
`We must support you, you know,' the White Queen whispered, asAlice got up to do it, very obediently, but a little frightened.
`Thank you very much,' she whispered in reply, `but I can do quitewell without.'
`That wouldn't be at all the thing,' the Red Queen said verydecidedly: so Alice tried to submit to it with a good grace.
(`And they DID push so!' she said afterwards, when she was tellingher sister the history of the feast. `You would have thought they wantedto squeeze me flat!')In fact it was rather difficult for her to keep in her place while shemade her speech: the two Queens pushed her so, one on each side, thatthey nearly lifted her up into the air: `I rise to return thanks--' Alicebegan: and she really DID rise as she spoke, several inches; but she gothold of the edge of the table, and managed to pull herself down again.
`Take care of yourself!' screamed the White Queen, seizing Alice'shair with both her hands. `Something's going to happen!'
And then (as Alice afterwards described it) all sorts of thinghappened in a moment. The candles all grew up to the ceiling, lookingsomething like a bed of rushes with fireworks at the top. As to the bottles,they each took a pair of plates, which they hastily fitted on as wings, andso, with forks for legs, went fluttering about in all directions: `and verylike birds they look,' Alice thought to herself, as well as she could in thedreadful confusion that was beginning.
At this moment she heard a hoarse laugh at her side, and turned tosee what was the matter with the White Queen; but, instead of the Queen,there was the leg of mutton sitting in the chair. `Here I am!' cried a voicefrom the soup tureen, and Alice turned again, just in time to see theQueen's broad good-natured face grinning at her for a moment over theedge of the tureen, before she disappeared into the soup.
There was not a moment to be lost. Already several of the guestswere lying down in the dishes, and the soup ladle was walking up the tabletowards Alice's chair, and beckoning27 to her impatiently to get out of itsway.
`I can't stand this any longer!' she cried as she jumped up and seizedthe table-cloth with both hands: one good pull, and plates, dishes, guests,and candles came crashing down together in a heap on the floor.
`And as for YOU,' she went on, turning fiercely upon the RedQueen, whom she considered as the cause of all the mischief--but the Queen was no longer at her side--she had suddenly dwindled28 down to thesize of a little doll, and was now on the table, merrily running round andround after her own shawl, which was trailing behind her.
At any other time, Alice would have felt surprised at this, but shewas far too much excited to be surprised at anything NOW. `As for YOU,'
she repeated, catching29 hold of the little creature in the very act of jumpingover a bottle which had just lighted upon the table, `I'll shake you into akitten, that I will!'
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