A RISE AT THE FATHER OF ANGLING.
THE memory of Izaak Walton has hitherto floated down the stream of time without even a nibble1 at it; but, alas2! where is the long line so pure and even that does not come sooner or later to have a weak length detected in it? The severest critic of Molière was an old woman; and now a censor3 of the same sex takes upon herself to tax the immortal4 work of our Piscator with holding out an evil temptation to the rising generation Instead of concurring5 in the general admiration6 of his fascinating pictures of fishing, she boldly asserts that the rod has been the spoiling of her child, and insists that in calling the Angler gentle and inoffensive, the Author was altogether
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wrong in his dubbing7. To render her strictures more attractive she has thrown them into a poetical8 form; having probably learned by experience that a rhyme at the end of a line is a very taking bait to the generality of readers. Hark! how she rates the meek9 Palmer whom Winifred Jenkins would have called “an angle upon earth!”
To Mr. IZAAK WALTON, at Mr. MAJOR’S the Bookseller’s in Fleet Street.
Mr. Walton, it’s harsh to say it, but as a Parent I can’t help wishing
You’d been hung before you publish’d your book, to set all the young people a fishing!
There’s my Robert, the trouble I’ve had with him it surpasses a mortal’s bearing,
And all thro’ those devilish angling works—the Lord forgive me for swearing!
I thought he were took with the Morbus one day, I did with his nasty angle!
For “oh dear,” says he, and burst out in a cry, “oh my gut10 is all got of a tangle11!”
It’s a shame to teach a young boy such words—whose blood wouldn’t chill in their veins12
To hear him, as I overheard him one day, a-talking of blowing out brains?[16]
And didn’t I quarrel with Sally the cook, and a precious scolding I give her,
“How dare you,” says I, “for to stench the whole house by keeping that stinking13 liver?”
’Twas enough to breed a fever, it was! they smelt14 it next door at the Bagots’,—
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But it wasn’t breeding no fever—not it! ’twas my son a-breeding of maggots!
I declare that I couldn’t touch meat for a week, for it all seemed tainting15 and going,
And after turning my stomach so, they turned to blueflies, all buzzing and blowing;
Boys are nasty enough, goodness knows, of themselves, without putting live things in their craniums;
Well, what next? but he pots a whole cargo16 of worms along with my choice geraniums.
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1 nibble | |
n.轻咬,啃;v.一点点地咬,慢慢啃,吹毛求疵 | |
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n./vt.审查,审查员;删改 | |
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n.[pl.]胆量;内脏;adj.本能的;vt.取出内脏 | |
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n.纹理;矿脉( vein的名词复数 );静脉;叶脉;纹理 | |
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adj.臭的,烂醉的,讨厌的v.散发出恶臭( stink的现在分词 );发臭味;名声臭;糟透 | |
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