“Look at them! Look at them!” she blurted2 out, “did you ever see such objects in all your life. What a color!”
“Hm! Eggshell blue,” said the Kangaroo, examining the Wallypug critically. “Very extraordinary tint3. Never seen a face that shade before.”
“The other one is worse,” declared the Cockatoo, pointing at me derisively4. “I always knew he was something disreputable. I believe,” she added, sinking her voice into a hoarse5 whisper, “I believe he has let himself out as an advertisement for Stephen’s Blue-black Ink, or Ricket’s Paris Blue. What depravity. Down with him! Duck him in the pond! Scrub him with sandpaper! Boil him!” and so she went on.
“What’s all this bother about?” I exclaimed. “Don’t you see that his Majesty6 is engaged. If you don’t immediately go about your business I will have you put out of the room.”
“Oh! will you indeed,” exclaimed the Cockatoo excitedly, “I should like to see you attempt it. It strikes me that you are the one that will be put out. We can stand a good deal down here, but a hatless object with a blue face. Ough!”
“Here, come and do your duty,” she shouted, going to the door, and the two Crocodiles entered and caught hold of me roughly by the collar. “Bring them out into the courtyard,” shouted the infuriated bird, and before I could protest I was bundled unceremoniously out of the house by the Crocodiles, the Kangaroo and Oom Hi following with the Wallypug.
“Now then,” said the Cockatoo, stopping before a large tub of water which stood on the ground, “see what soap and water will do.”
The Kangaroo rummaged7 about and discovered a small hard piece of yellow soap, and Oom Hi brought forth8 a good sized sponge, and together they gave the poor little Wallypug such a scrubbing as I should think he had never had before in all his life.
“Ough! ough!” spluttered his Majesty. “You’re putting it all in my eyes. Oh, ach! do-o-on’t! Stop! I say, do leave off. Ough!”
The poor little fellow was nearly choked.
Oom Hi sponged the soap away and the Cockatoo stared critically at the poor Wallypug, who stood there with the water streaming from his face and the tips of his fingers.
“Hasn’t done the slightest good,” she declared; “better scrape him with a putty knife, I think.”
“Stop a minute!” said the Kangaroo, “I have it,” and he went up and whispered something in Oom Hi’s ear.
“Capital! capital! go and fetch a bottle,” cried Oom Hi, and the Kangaroo rushed off, returning a minute later with a large bottle marked Vimbril.
“Oh! don’t! don’t!” cried the poor Wallypug. “I’m not going to take any of that stuff. It killed the lady who called herself my Sister-in-Law you know, and it made the Doctor-in-Law ill. Take it away.”
“Of course you are not going to take any, Wallypug,” said Oom Hi soothingly9, “but there will be no harm in trying the effect upon your complexion10. It might make you the proper color again you know, and in that case I could alter the name and call it ‘Wallypug’s Blush,’ and advertise it well; no doubt it would be a great success. Put some on the sponge,” he continued, holding it out to the Kangaroo, who poured out some of the nasty looking stuff.
“No! no! don’t. Ough!” shuddered11 his Majesty, but despite his protests his face was well rubbed with the fluid.
“Worse than ever, he’s light brown now,” said the Cockatoo.
“No!” said Oom Hi, who seemed very greatly disappointed at the non-success of his experiment, “let it dry on.”
“We had better put him in the stocks,” he declared, “to prevent him from rubbing it off.” So the poor little Wallypug was led off to the stocks and securely fastened in, with his hands spread out to dry, and with strict injunctions not to move till he was told.
The last view that I had of his Majesty was of the poor little fellow, utterly13 worn out with his exertions14, meekly15 sitting in the stocks and falling into an uneasy slumber16, from which, however, he was frequently awakened17 by the bees and flies, which, attracted by the sticky stuff on his face and hands, flocked around him as though he were a pot of jam.
“We might keep this as a curiosity,” said the Cockatoo, turning her attention to me next. “Put in a cage with a large label, ‘Blue-faced and hatless man, Dangerous!’ he ought to be an attraction to our menagerie. I think that’s what we’ll do with him,” and despite my struggles and protests I was ignominiously18 marched off by the Crocodiles, who continued to make rude and personal remarks about my appearance all the way to the dungeon19, where it appeared I was to spend my time till a cage could be prepared for me.
Of course I was terribly indignant at my treatment, but was absolutely powerless to prevent it And the only thing that I could do when the Crocodiles had left me alone, after a few parting jeers20, was to consider the best way of effecting my escape.
I was pondering seriously upon this question, when suddenly I remembered the Gombobble with which the little blue people had presented me when I left Wer-har-wei. Taking it from my pocket I idly wondered if it were good to eat or not. It felt soft and looked something like a huge blue orange or a melon; getting out my penknife I plunged21 it in and cut the fruit open. Inside was a white juicy pulp22 which looked very tempting23, so trusting to its being good to eat I took a bite.
It was delicious!
I took another bite, and then, happening to look at my hands, I discovered to my great delight that they were regaining24 their proper color.
“Come, this is better,” I cried, tackling a third piece; and then suddenly remembering the poor Wallypug, I carefully cut the Gombobble in half and put part of it aside for his Majesty, and was just about to eat another little piece myself, when, happening to look up, I caught sight of Mr. Nobody from Nowhere, squeezing through the bars of my dungeon window.
He was as smiling and happy as ever, and made me an elaborate bow with an elegant flourish, and then looked so very knowing that I felt sure that he had something important to communicate.
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