An Officer of the Government, with a great outfit1 of mule2-waggons loaded with balloons, kites, dynamite3 bombs, and electrical apparatus4, halted in the midst of a desert, where there had been no rain for ten years, and set up a camp. After several months of preparation and an expenditure5 of a million dollars all was in readiness, and a series of tremendous explosions occurred on the earth and in the sky. This was followed by a great down-pour of rain, which washed the unfortunate Officer of the Government and the outfit off the face of creation and affected6 the agricultural heart with joy too deep for utterance7. A Newspaper Reporter who had just arrived escaped by climbing a hill near by, and there he found the Sole Survivor8 of the expedition — a mule-driver — down on his knees behind a mesquite bush, praying with extreme fervour.
“Oh, you can’t stop it that way,” said the Reporter.
“My fellow-traveller to the bar of God,” replied the Sole Survivor, looking up over his shoulder, “your understanding is in darkness. I am not stopping this great blessing9; under Providence10, I am bringing it.”
“That is a pretty good joke,” said the Reporter, laughing as well as he could in the strangling rain —“a mule driver’s prayer answered!”
“Child of levity11 and scoffing,” replied the other; “you err12 again, misled by these humble13 habiliments. I am the Rev14. Ezekiel Thrifft, a minister of the gospel, now in the service of the great manufacturing firm of Skinn & Sheer. They make balloons, kites, dynamite bombs, and electrical apparatus.”


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