New year's resolution
I Will Not
Drink more than fourteen alcohol units a week.
Smoke.
Waste money on: pasta-makers, ice-cream machines or other culinary devices which will never use; books by unreadable literary authors to put impressively on shelves; exotic underwear, since pointless as have no boyfriend.
Behave sluttishly around the house, but instead imagine others are watching.
Spend more than earn.
Allow in-tray to rage out of control.
Fall for any of following: alcoholics1, workaholics, commitment phobics, people with girlfriends or wives, misogynists2, megalomaniacs, chauvinists, emotional fuckwits or freeloaders, perverts3.
Get annoyed with Mum, Una Alconbury or Perpetua.
Get upset over men, but instead be poised5 and cool ice-queen.
Have crushes on men, but instead from relationships based on mature assessment6 of character.
Bitch about anyone behind their backs, but be positive about everyone.
Obsess7 about Daniel Cleaver8 as pathetic to have a crush on boss in manner of Miss Moneypenny or similar.
Sulk about having no boyfriend, but develop inner poise4 and authority and sense of self as woman of substance, complete without boyfriend, as best way to obtain boyfriend.
I Will
Stop smoking.
Drink no more than fourteen alcohol units a week.
Reduce circumference9 of thights by 3 inches (i.e. 11/2 inches each), using anti-cellulite diet.
Purge10 flat of all extraneous11 matter.
Give all clothes which have not worn for two years or more to homeless.
Improve career and find new job with potential.
Save up money in front of savings12. Poss start pension also.
Be more confident.
Make better use of time.
Not go out every night but stay in and read books and listen to dassical music.
Give proportion of earnings14 to charity.
Be kinder and help others more.
Eat more pulses.
Get up straight away when wake up in mornings.
Go to gym three times a week not merely to buy sandwich.
Put photographs in photograph albums.
Make up compilation15 ‘mood’ tapes so can have tapes ready with all favourite romantic/dancing/rousing/feminist etc. tracks assembled instead of turning into drink – sodden16 DJ – style person with tapes scattered17 all over floor.
Form functional18 relationship with responsible adult.
Learn to programme video.
1 Alcoholics | |
n.嗜酒者,酒鬼( alcoholic的名词复数 ) | |
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2 misogynists | |
n.厌恶女人的人( misogynist的名词复数 ) | |
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3 perverts | |
n.性变态者( pervert的名词复数 )v.滥用( pervert的第三人称单数 );腐蚀;败坏;使堕落 | |
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4 poise | |
vt./vi. 平衡,保持平衡;n.泰然自若,自信 | |
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a.摆好姿势不动的 | |
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6 assessment | |
n.评价;评估;对财产的估价,被估定的金额 | |
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7 obsess | |
vt.使着迷,使心神不定,(恶魔)困扰 | |
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8 cleaver | |
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9 circumference | |
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10 purge | |
n.整肃,清除,泻药,净化;vt.净化,清除,摆脱;vi.清除,通便,腹泻,变得清洁 | |
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11 extraneous | |
adj.体外的;外来的;外部的 | |
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12 savings | |
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13 assertive | |
adj.果断的,自信的,有冲劲的 | |
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14 earnings | |
n.工资收人;利润,利益,所得 | |
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15 compilation | |
n.编译,编辑 | |
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16 sodden | |
adj.浑身湿透的;v.使浸透;使呆头呆脑 | |
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17 scattered | |
adj.分散的,稀疏的;散步的;疏疏落落的 | |
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18 functional | |
adj.为实用而设计的,具备功能的,起作用的 | |
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