His Grenadier, as he called her, arrived at the Legation every morning at five minutes before ten. He received her in an upper sitting room, and had made more progress in four weeks than during the six preceding months of his sojourn6 in Munich. As a rule he appeared at the rendezvous7 not more than five or six minutes later than Lutz, but one morning he arose with the greatest reluctance8. He had taken a party of English friends to the monastic cellar of the Hofbr?u the night before, and sat up until late listening to the students singing, and drinking beer in an atmosphere as thick as a London fog. He wanted to lie in bed until noon, but dared not run the risk of the loss of his Lutz. He arose when called, but entered the frigid9 presence quite twelve minutes late. Being greeted with a withering10 outburst, he was suddenly inspired to torment11 this iron-clad female, for whom he appeared to have no more magnetism12 than had he been a wooden dummy13 into which she was employed to drill holes and instil14 so much German per day. He sank into the deepest chair in the room, and drawled:
“I am so sorry—”
“That is the one thing you can say fluently in German! At least one thousand times have I heard you say it.”
“Oh—but I am—really. Not to be late, but to be obliged to come at all. I was so deliciously comfortable.”
“Deliciously—in bed—at this hour! What an admission for a man to make!”
“But to you I am only a boy,” murmured Ordham.
“Ach ja! But you would like to be thought a man. Nicht? When you have succeeded in raising a mustache you will want to be thought young again. I have taught hundreds of your sex, and not one has more sense than the other. But not one!”
“Is that the reason you have never married?”
Her mottled complexion15 turned a uniform purple, and she investigated his innocent orbs16 with her bright little black eyes. Then she demanded haughtily17: “What is that to you? Am I here to answer personal questions?”
“But this is the morning for conversation, Fr?ulein. We had those hideous18 verbs yesterday. And I am so tired! That was so easy, so natural to say, for I know that at least one Herr Professor carries an arrow in his heart.”
The personage in question had eluded19 Fr?ulein Lutz with such conspicuous20 adroitness21 some years before that the affair had become historical. She felt a natural gratification that the story had altered its front with the lapse22 of time, but replied severely23: “Enough! We will ask and answer questions of a less personal nature. Also! How many neckties do you possess? I have now taught you for four weeks and I have seen a new one every day.”
“And she calls that an impersonal24 question! But I am quite ready to answer, liebes Fr?ulein, for my man informed me yesterday. I possess exactly two hundred and eighty-four.”
“Two hundred and eighty-four neckties!” shrieked25 Fr?ulein Lutz. “It is impossible! But impossible!”
“Only until this afternoon. Then I shall possess two hundred and eighty-six. And next week I expect a box from London—”
“But it is incredible. Why, I have taught counts, barons26, princes for thirty years, and I do not believe that one of them possessed27 more than ten or twelve neckties at a time.”
“O—h—h—h—”
“Don’t dare to turn up your English nose at counts and princes—princes of the blood, let me explain. Ach Gott! Act Gott!” She looked him over. “And socks, handkerchiefs—all match! Do you assert that you have two hundred and eighty-four handkerchiefs, shirts, pairs of socks? Answer in idiomatic28 German or I shall make you write it.”
She did make him write it. Once more he lay back exhausted29. Taking out a handkerchief, he sniffed30 at it, then waved it gently.
“And scent31!” She almost choked. “I have noticed it before, but was too polite to make remarks. To-day I relieve my mind. Scent is obnoxious32, demoralizing, intended only for idle fine ladies and those others whom we never mention. Why do you use scent? Mind your idiom.”
He sank into a posture33 almost reclining; he half closed his eyes and half opened his mouth. He looked very naughty indeed. “Why?” he murmured dreamily. “Because I find in perfumes one of the exquisite34 sensations of life. I should like to lie in bed all day while some one sprinkled the crude air with distilled35 odours—and dream—ah!”
“I’ve a mind to box your ears!” she cried furiously and with a very red face. “And your German is as execrable as your sentiments.”
“Dictate it to me in pure German and I will learn it.”
“I would not pollute my lips. Sit up and say after me: ‘I am a silly young English puppy, who should be striding through the Englischergarten reciting German verbs aloud when I am dawdling36 in bed like a scented37 harlot—’?”
“Oh! oh! I shall not. How shocking of you! Mein liebes Fr?ulein!” And he stared at her so incredulously that she felt uncomfortable.
“Well, you deserve to have harsh things said to you,” she growled38, “and you would demoralize the vocabulary of a saint. Also! I shall converse39 with you no more. Conjugate40 the verb ‘arbeiten,’ and then read aloud three pages of Wallenstein. If you mispronounce a word, it shall be four, and there will be two more verbs. Sit up!”
He meekly41 obeyed her; and when she had stalked out he hastened to the tennis court and played until luncheon42.
That evening Fr?ulein Lutz, sitting alone in her musty little flat, her spectacles astride her nose, muttering aloud over the notes she had graciously been permitted to cull43 from the royal archives, became the astounded44 recipient45 of an immense bunch of violets. They were royal purple in colour and wet with what might have been the dew of the Riviera, whence they came. But they were quite scentless46. If she suspected the donor47 she made no sign, and on the following morning was more than commonly snappish. But the wide streamers of purple satin ribbon which held the violets together decorated her best bonnet48 till the last of her days.

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