HAWK1 HAD TRAPPED the roach under an eight-ounce drinking glass upended on top of the worktable he used as a desk in his room at home. The roach was a Blatta orientalis, the oriental cockroach3, about an inch long and shiny black, commonly found in all the swank houses of Palo Alto.
But although this bug4 was common, he was special to Hawk.
“You’re doing very well, Macho,” Hawk said to the roach. “It’s not much of a bug’s life, I have to admit, but you’re worthy5 of the challenge.”
Behind Hawk, Pidge lay on Hawk’s bed reading background material on an upcoming class project: a three-dimensional fax, something that had probably been inspired by the “beam me up, Scotty” technology from Star Trek6 and was now becoming manifest in the real world.
How it worked was, a machine scanned an object at point A, and an identical object was created by a laser carving7 out a replica8 from another material at point Z. But Pidge knew all of this. He’d seen the demo. So what he was doing was busywork while he waited for Hawk to get his lazy ass2 in gear.
“You’re behind on the dialogue,” Pidge grumbled9. “Instead of talking to that bug, you should do the dialogue before your stupid parents come home.”
“Why don’t you like Macho?” Hawk asked. “He’s been living on air and whatever body oil might have been on the desk for, um, sixteen days. Haven’t you, Macho? It’s damned admirable, Pidge. Seriously.”
“Seriously, bro, you’re an asshole.”
“You’re missing the nobility of the experiment,” Hawk continued, unfazed. “A creature descended10 from insects that’ve been around since the first ass crack of time. Macho is living on air. And if he lives for four more days, I’m going to release him. That’s the deal I made with him. I’m thinking up his reward right now.
“Macho,” Hawk said, bending over to examine his captive. He tapped on the glass. The roach’s antennae11 waved at him. “I’m thinking chocolate brownie, dude.”
Pidge got up off the bed, strode to the desk, reached over Hawk’s shoulder, and removed the glass. He made a fist, pounded it down on the bug, squashing it on the Formica table. One of Macho’s legs moved in a postterminal reflex.
“Hey! Why’d you do that, man? Why’d you -”
“Ars longa, vita brevis. Art is long, dude. Life is short. Write the dialogue for the freaking chapter, bug man, or I’m outta here.”
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