WHEN night was come, and disorder1 reigned2 throughout the camp of the allies; when both generals and men were making night jubilant with their carousing3, a cry broke forth4 in Nezub that the town was surprised by the enemy. A scene of the wildest confusion now ensued; midnight was made terrible by the howling of dogs, the beating of drums, the tramp of horses, and the clatter5 of fire-arms. Suddenly it was discovered that the town was in flames; and such was the terror excited in the hearts of the allied6 vagabonds that they took to their heels and scampered7 away like sensible men.
And here I am constrained8 to record, without the slightest disparagement9 to my ruler, that having drank three punches before he retired10 to bed, he was disturbed of his slumbers11 by seven priests, who came rushing into his chamber12, and without so much as giving him time to put on his breeches, dragged him forth in his shirt, and having mounted him on a mule13, hurried him out of town at full speed. "The fates have gone against me," said General Potter, musing14 to himself as he rode silently along on his mule, accompanied by the priests, similarly mounted, but not in their shirts. "But a few hours since, I was measuring the exact dimensions of my glory. Faith of my father! I felt the kingdom as safe between my fingers as need be; and here I am riding a mule for the diversion of these fellows in black gowns; which is an unparalleled discourtesy to a ruler of my standing15." Turning to the priests, he addressed them thus: "As you are good and holy men, may I pray that you will respect my position as ruler of this kingdom. Nor do I think it becomes you to trifle thus with my dignity: therefore give me one of your gowns, for the curious figure I am cutting becomes neither of us. And as you owe a duty to heaven, give me raiment, and tell me whither you carry me." The priests made no answer, but whipping up their mules16 continued on their journey until they reached a grove17 of palm-trees, some four miles from Nezub, where they halted. And having lighted torches, which threw a curious glow over the foliage18, and invested the scene with an air of deep solemnity, they put General Potter on his trial, preparatory to which he was ordered to sit upon the ground, while the most aged19 of the priests took a seat upon the trunk of a tree.
First, they inquired of him what he had to say touching20 their punishment in riding the asses21 in the plaza22, which grievously wounded their feelings. "As to the asses, gentlemen," replied Ruler Potter, "they, I take it, are emblematic23 of penitence24, which I am sure your reverences25 ought not be ashamed of, since if my memory serves me right, (and it is good enough to trust on such matter,) I have read somewhere in Scripture26 that the apostles rode asses, and were not ashamed."
"Aye," replied the venerable priests, "but that was so long ago, and bears so little resemblance to our case, that it will not serve as a precedent27. Heading a band of vagrants28 in pursuit of plunder29, you have overrun our country, caused the death of our good king, and made the priesthood to be scoffed30 at, which is a crime meriting death. Having set yourself up for a ruler adds no small injury to the insults you have already inflicted31 upon this kingdom; we therefore condemn32 you to death, and are resolved to see you hanged on one of these trees at six in the morning." The general essayed to speak in reply to this sentence, but the priests bid him hold his peace, and join them in preparing his soul for heaven. And forthwith they commenced chanting prayers over him; but as their prayers were in Latin, not one word could he understand. Instead, however, of bemoaning33 his fate, as the reader may be prepared to expect, the condemned34 betook himself to mourning the loss of his kingdom, and devising means to regain35 it. He was also not a little puzzled to know what road his graceless army had taken, for he knew in his heart, they would lose no time in getting safely out of the country. In truth he began to curse the day he took command of Glenmoregain's army; for though he might have been a good enough gentleman himself, and have a praiseworthy liking36 for kingdoms, his army was made up of arrant37 rascals38, who treated their commander as if he were a fool, had no fear of the devil, and deserved hanging.
While then the priests were chanting prayers for his soul, his mind was also occupied with these lines: "The funeral train, with the ruler came, And passing slowly through the grove; Dropped tears of sorrow As honored they lay him in his lonely grave." Then the priests became oppressed for want of sleep; and in short were so overcome with the fatigue39 of their ride that, having tied their mules to trees, they stripped off their gowns, and, convinced in their own minds that the prisoner would not attempt to escape in his shirt, (or if he did, that his want of raiment was proof against any one taking him in), they stretched themselves down upon the ground, and were soon fast asleep.
Now, notwithstanding General Potter still fancied himself ruler over Kalorama, he felt that his head was quite as well on his own shoulders, for there was his wife Polly, and three children, who, for aught he knew to the contrary might stand much in need of a portion of his spoils, which as yet had been small indeed. He therefore got quietly up, and habiting himself in the hat and gown of a priest, mounted the fleetest mule of the lot, and reaching the high-road, in breathless anxiety, set out at full speed toward Jolliffee, confident that he would overtake or get some tidings of his straying army on the road. When he had got some three miles over the road, he turned in his saddle, listened with great caution, and said: "To the devil with you, Mister Priests, for General Potter owes you no thanks, and can take care of himself. See what it is to leave until morning a job you should have done at night!"
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