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 “I am glad to see, Mrs. Wilkins,” I said, “that the Women’s Domestic Guild1 of America has succeeded in solving the servant girl problem—none too soon, one might almost say.”
 
“Ah,” said Mrs. Wilkins, as she took the cover off the bacon and gave an extra polish to the mustard-pot with her apron2, “they are clever people over there; leastways, so I’ve always ’eard.”
 
“This, their latest, Mrs. Wilkins,” I said, “I am inclined to regard as their greatest triumph.  My hope is that the Women’s Domestic Guild of America, when it has finished with the United States and Canada, will, perhaps, see its way to establishing a branch in England.  There are ladies of my acquaintance who would welcome, I feel sure, any really satisfactory solution of the problem.”
 
“Well, good luck to it, is all I say,” responded Mrs. Wilkins, “and if it makes all the gals4 contented5 with their places, and all the mistresses satisfied with what they’ve got and ’appy in their minds, why, God bless it, say I.”
 
“The mistake hitherto,” I said, “from what I read, appears to have been that the right servant was not sent to the right place.  What the Women’s Domestic Guild of America proposes to do is to find the right servant for the right place.  You see the difference, don’t you, Mrs. Wilkins?”
 
“That’s the secret,” agreed Mrs. Wilkins.  “They don’t anticipate any difficulty in getting the right sort of gal3, I take it?”
 
“I gather not, Mrs. Wilkins,” I replied.
 
Mrs. Wilkins is of a pessimistic turn of mind.
 
“I am not so sure about it,” she said; “the Almighty6 don’t seem to ’ave made too many of that sort.  Unless these American ladies that you speak of are going to start a factory of their own.  I am afraid there is disappointment in store for them.”
 
“Don’t throw cold water on the idea before it is fairly started, Mrs. Wilkins,” I pleaded.
 
“Well, sir,” said Mrs. Wilkins, “I ’ave been a gal myself in service; and in my time I‘ve ’ad a few mistresses of my own, and I’ve ’eard a good deal about others.  There are ladies and ladies, as you may know, sir, and some of them, if they aren’t exactly angels, are about as near to it as can be looked for in this climate, and they are not the ones that do most of the complaining.  But, as for the average mistress—well it ain’t a gal she wants, it’s a plaster image, without any natural innards—a sort of thing as ain’t ’uman, and ain’t to be found in ’uman nature.  And then she’d grumble7 at it, if it didn’t ’appen to be able to be in two places at once.”
 
“You fear that the standard for that ‘right girl’ is likely to be set a trifle too high Mrs. Wilkins,” I suggested.
 
“That ‘right gal,’ according to the notions of some of ’em,” retorted Mrs. Wilkins, “’er place ain’t down ’ere among us mere8 mortals; ’er place is up in ’eaven with a ’arp and a golden crown.  There’s my niece, Emma, I don’t say she is a saint, but a better ’earted, ’arder working gal, at twenty pounds a year, you don’t expect to find, unless maybe you’re a natural born fool that can’t ’elp yourself.  She wanted a place.  She ’ad been ’ome for nearly six months, nursing ’er old father, as ’ad been down all the winter with rheumatic fever; and ’ard-put to it she was for a few clothes.  You ’ear ’em talk about gals as insists on an hour a day for practising the piano, and the right to invite their young man to spend the evening with them in the drawing-room.  Perhaps it is meant to be funny; I ain’t come across that type of gal myself, outside the pictures in the comic papers; and I’ll never believe, till I see ’er myself, that anybody else ’as.  They sent ’er from the registry office to a lady at Clapton.
 
“‘I ’ope you are good at getting up early in the morning?’ says the lady, ‘I like a gal as rises cheerfully to ’er work.’
 
“‘Well, ma’am,’ says Emma, ‘I can’t say as I’ve got a passion for it.  But it’s one of those things that ’as to be done, and I guess I’ve learnt the trick.’
 
“‘I’m a great believer in early rising,’ says my lady; ‘in the morning, one is always fresher for one’s work; my ’usband and the younger children breakfast at ’arf past seven; myself and my eldest9 daughter ’ave our breakfest in bed at eight.’
 
“‘That’ll be all right, ma’am,’ says Emma.
 
“‘And I ’ope,’ says the lady, ‘you are of an amiable10 disposition11.  Some gals when you ring the bell come up looking so disagreeable, one almost wishes one didn’t want them.’
 
“‘Well, it ain’t a thing,’ explains Emma, ‘as makes you want to burst out laughing, ’earing the bell go off for the twentieth time, and ’aving suddenly to put down your work at, perhaps, a critical moment.  Some ladies don’t seem able to reach down their ’at for themselves.’
 
“‘I ’ope you are not impertinent,’ says the lady; ‘if there’s one thing that I object to in a servant it is impertinence.’
 
“‘We none of us like being answered back,’ says Emma, ‘more particularly when we are in the wrong.  But I know my place ma’am, and I shan’t give you no lip.  It always leads to less trouble, I find, keeping your mouth shut, rather than opening it.’
 
“‘Are you fond of children,’ asks my lady.
 
“‘It depends upon the children,’ says Emma; ‘there are some I ’ave ’ad to do with as made the day seem pleasanter, and I’ve come across others as I could ’ave parted from at any moment without tears.’
 
“‘I like a gal,’ says the lady, ‘who is naturally fond of children, it shows a good character.’
 
“‘How many of them are there?’ says Emma.
 
“‘Four of them,’ answers my lady, ‘but you won’t ’ave much to do except with the two youngest.  The great thing with young children is to surround them with good examples.  Are you a Christian12?’ asks my lady.
 
“‘That’s what I’m generally called,’ says Emma.
 
“‘Every other Sunday evening out is my rule,’ says the lady, ‘but of course I shall expect you to go to church.’
 
“‘Do you mean in my time, ma’am,’ says Emma, ‘or in yours.’
 
“‘I mean on your evening of course,’ says my lady.  ‘’Ow else could you go?’
 
“‘Well, ma’am,’ says Emma, ‘I like to see my people now and then.’
 
“‘There are better things,’ says my lady, ‘than seeing what you call your people, and I should not care to take a girl into my ’ouse as put ’er pleasure before ’er religion.  You are not engaged, I ’ope?’
 
“‘Walking out, ma’am, do you mean?’ says Emma.  ‘No, ma’am, there is nobody I’ve got in my mind—not just at present.’
 
“‘I never will take a gal,’ explains my lady, ‘who is engaged.  I find it distracts ’er attention from ’er work.  And I must insist if you come to me,’ continues my lady, ‘that you get yourself another ’at and jacket.  If there is one thing I object to in a servant it is a disposition to cheap finery.’
 
“’Er own daughter was sitting there beside ’er with ’alf a dozen silver bangles on ’er wrist, and a sort of thing ’anging around ’er neck, as, ’ad it been real, would ’ave been worth perhaps a thousand pounds.  But Emma wanted a job, so she kept ’er thoughts to ’erself.
 
“‘I can put these things by and get myself something else,’ she says, ‘if you don’t mind, ma’am, advancing me something out of my first three months’ wages.  I’m afraid my account at the bank is a bit overdrawn13.’
 
“The lady whispered something to ’er daughter.  ‘I am afraid, on thinking it over,’ she says, ‘that you won’t suit, after all.  You don’t look serious enough.  I feel sure, from the way you do your ’air,’ says my lady, ‘there’s a frivolous14 side to your nature.’
 
“So Emma came away, and was not, on the whole, too sorry.”
 
“But do they get servants to come to them, this type of mistress, do you think, Mrs. Wilkins?” I asked.
 
“They get them all right,” said Mrs. Wilkins, “and if it’s a decent gal, it makes a bad gal of ’er, that ever afterwards looks upon every mistress as ’er enemy, and acts accordingly.  And if she ain’t a naturally good gal, it makes ’er worse, and then you ’ear what awful things gals are.  I don’t say it’s an easy problem,” continued Mrs. Wilkins, “it’s just like marriages.  The good mistress gets ’old of the bad servant, and the bad mistress, as often as not is lucky.”
 
“But how is it,” I argued, “that in hotels, for instance, the service is excellent, and the girls, generally speaking, seem contented?  The work is hard, and the wages not much better, if as good.”
 
“Ah,” said Mrs. Wilkins, “you ’ave ’it the right nail on the ’ead, there, sir.  They go into the ’otels and work like niggers, knowing that if a single thing goes wrong they will be bully-ragged and sworn at till they don’t know whether they are standing15 on their ’ead or their ’eels.  But they ’ave their hours; the gal knows when ’er work is done, and when the clock strikes she is a ’uman being once again.  She ’as got that moment to look forward to all day, and it keeps ’er going.  In private service there’s no moment in the day to ’ope for.  If the lady is reasonable she ain’t overworked; but no ’ow can she ever feel she is her own mistress, free to come and go, to wear ’er bit of finery, to ’ave ’er bit of fun.  She works from six in the morning till eleven or twelve at night, and then she only goes to bed provided she ain’t wanted.  She don’t belong to ’erself at all; it’s that that irritates them.”
 
“I see your point, Mrs. Wilkins,” I said, “and, of course, in a house where two or three servants were kept some such plan might easily be arranged.  The girl who commenced work at six o’clock in the morning might consider herself free at six o’clock in the evening.  What she did with herself, how she dressed herself in her own time, would be her affair.  What church the clerk or the workman belongs to, what company he keeps, is no concern of the firm.  In such matters, mistresses, I am inclined to think, saddle themselves with a responsibility for which there is no need.  If the girl behaves herself while in the house, and does her work, there the contract ends.  The mistress who thinks it her duty to combine the rôles of employer and of maiden16 aunt is naturally resented.  The next month the girl might change her hours from twelve to twelve, and her fellow-servant could enjoy the six a.m. to six p.m. shift.  But how do you propose to deal, Mrs. Wilkins, with the smaller menage, that employs only one servant?”
 
“Well, sir,” said Mrs. Wilkins, “it seems to me simple enough.  Ladies talk pretty about the dignity of labour, and are never tired of pointing out why gals should prefer domestic service to all other kinds of work.  Suppose they practise what they preach.  In the ’ouse, where there’s only the master and the mistress, and, say a couple of small children, let the lady take her turn.  After all, it’s only her duty, same as the office or the shop is the man’s.  Where, on the other ’and, there are biggish boys and gals about the place, well it wouldn’t do them any ’arm to be taught to play a little less, and to look after themselves a little more.  It’s just arranging things—that’s all that’s wanted.”
 
“You remind me of a family I once knew, Mrs. Wilkins,” I said; “it consisted of the usual father and mother, and of five sad, healthy girls.  They kept two servants—or, rather, they never kept any servants; they lived always looking for servants, breaking their hearts over servants, packing servants off at a moment’s notice, standing disconsolately17 looking after servants who had packed themselves off at a moment’s notice, wondering generally what the world was coming too.  It occurred to me at the time, that without much trouble, they could have lived a peaceful life without servants.  The eldest girl was learning painting—and seemed unable to learn anything else.  It was poor sort of painting; she noticed it herself.  But she seemed to think that, if she talked a lot about it, and thought of nothing else, that somehow it would all come right.  The second girl played the violin.  She played it from early morning till late evening, and friends fell away from them.  There wasn’t a spark of talent in the family, but they all had a notion that a vague longing18 to be admired was just the same as genius.
 
“Another daughter fancied she would like to be an actress, and screamed all day in the attic19.  The fourth wrote poetry on a typewriter, and wondered why nobody seemed to want it; while the fifth one suffered from a weird20 belief that smearing21 wood with a red-hot sort of poker22 was a thing worth doing for its own sake.  All of them seemed willing enough to work, provided only that it was work of no use to any living soul.  With a little sense, and the occasional assistance of a charwoman, they could have led a merrier life.”
 
“If I was giving away secrets,” said Mrs. Wilkins, “I’d say to the mistresses: ‘Show yourselves able to be independent.’  It’s because the gals know that the mistresses can’t do without them that they sometimes gives themselves airs.”

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1 guild 45qyy     
n.行会,同业公会,协会
参考例句:
  • He used to be a member of the Writers' Guild of America.他曾是美国作家协会的一员。
  • You had better incorporate the firm into your guild.你最好把这个公司并入你的行业协会。
2 apron Lvzzo     
n.围裙;工作裙
参考例句:
  • We were waited on by a pretty girl in a pink apron.招待我们的是一位穿粉红色围裙的漂亮姑娘。
  • She stitched a pocket on the new apron.她在新围裙上缝上一只口袋。
3 gal 56Zy9     
n.姑娘,少女
参考例句:
  • We decided to go with the gal from Merrill.我们决定和那个从梅里尔来的女孩合作。
  • What's the name of the gal? 这个妞叫什么?
4 gals 21c57865731669089b5a91f4b7ca82ad     
abbr.gallons (复数)加仑(液量单位)n.女孩,少女( gal的名词复数 )
参考例句:
  • Jim came skipping out at the gate with a tin pail, and singing Buffalo Gals. 这时,吉姆手里提着一个锡皮桶,嘴中唱着“布法罗的女娃们”蹦蹦跳跳地从大门口跑出来。 来自英汉文学 - 汤姆历险
  • An' dey thinks dey wants mousy lil gals wid bird's tastes an' no sense at all. 他们想要的是耗子般的小姑娘,胃口小得像雀子,一点儿见识也没有。 来自飘(部分)
5 contented Gvxzof     
adj.满意的,安心的,知足的
参考例句:
  • He won't be contented until he's upset everyone in the office.不把办公室里的每个人弄得心烦意乱他就不会满足。
  • The people are making a good living and are contented,each in his station.人民安居乐业。
6 almighty dzhz1h     
adj.全能的,万能的;很大的,很强的
参考例句:
  • Those rebels did not really challenge Gods almighty power.这些叛徒没有对上帝的全能力量表示怀疑。
  • It's almighty cold outside.外面冷得要命。
7 grumble 6emzH     
vi.抱怨;咕哝;n.抱怨,牢骚;咕哝,隆隆声
参考例句:
  • I don't want to hear another grumble from you.我不愿再听到你的抱怨。
  • He could do nothing but grumble over the situation.他除了埋怨局势之外别无他法。
8 mere rC1xE     
adj.纯粹的;仅仅,只不过
参考例句:
  • That is a mere repetition of what you said before.那不过是重复了你以前讲的话。
  • It's a mere waste of time waiting any longer.再等下去纯粹是浪费时间。
9 eldest bqkx6     
adj.最年长的,最年老的
参考例句:
  • The King's eldest son is the heir to the throne.国王的长子是王位的继承人。
  • The castle and the land are entailed on the eldest son.城堡和土地限定由长子继承。
10 amiable hxAzZ     
adj.和蔼可亲的,友善的,亲切的
参考例句:
  • She was a very kind and amiable old woman.她是个善良和气的老太太。
  • We have a very amiable companionship.我们之间存在一种友好的关系。
11 disposition GljzO     
n.性情,性格;意向,倾向;排列,部署
参考例句:
  • He has made a good disposition of his property.他已对财产作了妥善处理。
  • He has a cheerful disposition.他性情开朗。
12 Christian KVByl     
adj.基督教徒的;n.基督教徒
参考例句:
  • They always addressed each other by their Christian name.他们总是以教名互相称呼。
  • His mother is a sincere Christian.他母亲是个虔诚的基督教徒。
13 overdrawn 4eb10eff40c3bcd30842eb8b379808ff     
透支( overdraw的过去分词 ); (overdraw的过去分词)
参考例句:
  • The characters in this novel are rather overdrawn. 这本小说中的人物描写得有些夸张。
  • His account of the bank robbery is somewhat overdrawn. 他对银行抢案的叙述有些夸张。
14 frivolous YfWzi     
adj.轻薄的;轻率的
参考例句:
  • This is a frivolous way of attacking the problem.这是一种轻率敷衍的处理问题的方式。
  • He spent a lot of his money on frivolous things.他在一些无聊的事上花了好多钱。
15 standing 2hCzgo     
n.持续,地位;adj.永久的,不动的,直立的,不流动的
参考例句:
  • After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。
  • They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。
16 maiden yRpz7     
n.少女,处女;adj.未婚的,纯洁的,无经验的
参考例句:
  • The prince fell in love with a fair young maiden.王子爱上了一位年轻美丽的少女。
  • The aircraft makes its maiden flight tomorrow.这架飞机明天首航。
17 disconsolately f041141d86c7fb7a4a4b4c23954d68d8     
adv.悲伤地,愁闷地;哭丧着脸
参考例句:
  • A dilapidated house stands disconsolately amid the rubbles. 一栋破旧的房子凄凉地耸立在断垣残壁中。 来自辞典例句
  • \"I suppose you have to have some friends before you can get in,'she added, disconsolately. “我看得先有些朋友才能进这一行,\"她闷闷不乐地加了一句。 来自英汉文学 - 嘉莉妹妹
18 longing 98bzd     
n.(for)渴望
参考例句:
  • Hearing the tune again sent waves of longing through her.再次听到那首曲子使她胸中充满了渴望。
  • His heart burned with longing for revenge.他心中燃烧着急欲复仇的怒火。
19 attic Hv4zZ     
n.顶楼,屋顶室
参考例句:
  • Leakiness in the roof caused a damp attic.屋漏使顶楼潮湿。
  • What's to be done with all this stuff in the attic?顶楼上的材料怎么处理?
20 weird bghw8     
adj.古怪的,离奇的;怪诞的,神秘而可怕的
参考例句:
  • From his weird behaviour,he seems a bit of an oddity.从他不寻常的行为看来,他好像有点怪。
  • His weird clothes really gas me.他的怪衣裳简直笑死人。
21 smearing acc077c998b0130c34a75727f69ec5b3     
污点,拖尾效应
参考例句:
  • The small boy spoilt the picture by smearing it with ink. 那孩子往画上抹墨水把画给毁了。
  • Remove the screen carefully so as to avoid smearing the paste print. 小心的移开丝网,以避免它弄脏膏印。
22 poker ilozCG     
n.扑克;vt.烙制
参考例句:
  • He was cleared out in the poker game.他打扑克牌,把钱都输光了。
  • I'm old enough to play poker and do something with it.我打扑克是老手了,可以玩些花样。


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