The Baronet was completely overcome by such an incredible defeat; retired8 from the world in disgust, put himself under the government of his housekeeper9, and took to fox-hunting like a perfect Jehu. Whatever poets may say to the contrary, a man will grow out of love as he grows old; and a pack of fox hounds may chase out of his heart even the memory of a boarding-school goddess. The Baronet was when I saw him as merry and mellow10 an old bachelor as ever followed a hound; and the love he had once felt for one woman had spread itself over the whole sex; so that there was not a pretty face in the whole country round, but came in for a share.
The dinner was prolonged till a late hour; for our host having no ladies in his household to summon us to the drawing-room, the bottle maintained its true bachelor sway, unrivalled by its potent11 enemy the tea-kettle. The old hall in which we dined echoed to bursts of robustious fox-hunting merriment, that made the ancient antlers shake on the walls. By degrees, however, the wine and wassail of mine host began to operate upon bodies already a little jaded12 by the chase. The choice spirits that flashed up at the beginning of the dinner, sparkled for a time, then gradually went out one after another, or only emitted now and then a faint gleam from the socket13.
Some of the briskest talkers, who had given tongue so bravely at the first burst, fell fast asleep; and none kept on their way but certain of those long-winded prosers, who, like short-legged hounds, worry on unnoticed at the bottom of conversation, but are sure to be in at the death. Even these at length subsided14 into silence; and scarcely any thing was heard but the nasal communications of two or three veteran masticators, who, having been silent while awake, were indemnifying the company in their sleep.
At length the announcement of tea and coffee in the cedar15 parlor16 roused all hands from this temporary torpor17. Every one awoke marvellously renovated18, and while sipping19 the refreshing20 beverage21 out of the Baronet’s old-fashioned hereditary22 china, began to think of departing for their several homes. But here a sudden difficulty arose. While we had been prolonging our repast, a heavy winter storm had set in, with snow, rain, and sleet23, driven by such bitter blasts of wind, that they threatened to penetrate24 to the very bone.
“It’s all in vain,” said our hospitable25 host, “to think of putting one’s head out of doors in such weather. So, gentlemen, I hold you my guests for this night at least, and will have your quarters prepared accordingly.”
The unruly weather, which became more and more tempestuous26, rendered The hospitable suggestion unanswerable. The only question was, whether such an unexpected accession of company, to an already crowded house, would not put the housekeeper to her trumps27 to accommodate them.
“Pshaw,” cried mine host, “did you ever know of a Bachelor’s Hall that was not elastic28, and able to accommodate twice as many as it could hold?” So out of a good-humored pique29 the housekeeper was summoned to consultation30 before us all. The old lady appeared, in her gala suit of faded brocade, which rustled31 with flurry and agitation32, for in spite of mine host’s bravado33, she was a little perplexed34. But in a bachelor’s house, and with bachelor guests, these matters are readily managed. There is no lady of the house to stand upon squeamish points about lodging35 guests in odd holes and corners, and exposing the shabby parts of the establishment. A bachelor’s housekeeper is used to shifts and emergencies. After much worrying to and fro, and divers36 consultations37 about the red room, and the blue room, and the chintz room, and the damask room, and the little room with the bow window, the matter was finally arranged.
When all this was done, we were once more summoned to the standing38 Rural amusement of eating. The time that had been consumed in dozing39 after dinner, and in the refreshment40 and consultation of the cedar parlor, was sufficient, in the opinion of the rosy-faced butler, to engender41 a reasonable appetite for supper. A slight repast had therefore been tricked up from the residue42 of dinner, consisting of cold sirloin of beef; hashed venison; a devilled leg of a turkey or so, and a few other of those light articles taken by country gentlemen to ensure sound sleep and heavy snoring.
The nap after dinner had brightened up every one’s wit; and a great deal of excellent humor was expended43 upon the perplexities of mine host and his housekeeper, by certain married gentlemen of the company, who considered themselves privileged in joking with a bachelor’s establishment. From this the banter44 turned as to what quarters each would find, on being thus suddenly billeted in so antiquated45 a mansion.
“By my soul,” said an Irish captain of dragoons, one of the most merry and boisterous46 of the party—“by my soul, but I should not be surprised if some of those good-looking gentlefolks that hang along the walls, should walk about the rooms of this stormy night; or if I should find the ghost of one of these long-waisted ladies turning into my bed in mistake for her grave in the church-yard.
“Do you believe in ghosts, then?” said a thin, hatchet-faced gentleman, with projecting eyes like a lobster47.
I had remarked this last personage throughout dinner-time for one of Those incessant48 questioners, who seem to have a craving49, unhealthy appetite in conversation. He never seemed satisfied with the whole of a story; never laughed when others laughed; but always put the joke to the question. He could never enjoy the kernel50 of the nut, but pestered51 himself to get more out of the shell.
“Do you believe in ghosts, then?” said the inquisitive52 gentleman.
“Faith, but I do,” replied the jovial Irishman; “I was brought up in the fear and belief of them; we had a Benshee in our own family, honey.”
“A Benshee—and what’s that?” cried the questioner.
“Why an old lady ghost that tends upon your real Milesian families, and wails53 at their window to let them know when some of them are to die.”
“A mighty54 pleasant piece of information,” cried an elderly gentleman, with a knowing look and a flexible nose, to which he could give a whimsical twist when he wished to be waggish55.
“By my soul, but I’d have you know it’s a piece of distinction to be waited upon by a Benshee. It’s a proof that one has pure blood in one’s veins56. But, egad, now we’re talking of ghosts, there never was a house or a night better fitted than the present for a ghost adventure. Faith, Sir John, haven’t you such a thing as a haunted chamber57 to put a guest in?”
“Perhaps,” said the Baronet, smiling, “I might accommodate you even on that point.”
“Oh, I should like it of all things, my jewel. Some dark oaken room, with ugly wo-begone portraits that stare dismally58 at one, and about which the housekeeper has a power of delightful59 stories of love and murder. And then a dim lamp, a table with a rusty60 sword across it, and a spectre all in white to draw aside one’s curtains at midnight—”
“In truth,” said an old gentleman at one end of the table, “you put me in mind of an anecdote—”
“Oh, a ghost story! a ghost story!” was vociferated round the board, every one edging his chair a little nearer.
The attention of the whole company was now turned upon the speaker. He was an old gentleman, one side of whose face was no match for the other. The eyelid61 drooped62 and hung down like an unhinged window shutter63. Indeed, the whole side of his head was dilapidated, and seemed like the wing of a house shut up and haunted. I’ll warrant that side was well stuffed with ghost stories.
There was a universal demand for the tale.
“Nay,” said the old gentleman, “it’s a mere64 anecdote—and a very commonplace one; but such as it is you shall have it. It is a story that I once heard my uncle tell when I was a boy. But whether as having happened to himself or to another, I cannot recollect65. But no matter, it’s very likely it happened to himself, for he was a man very apt to meet with strange adventures. I have heard him tell of others much more singular. At any rate, we will suppose it happened to himself.”
“What kind of man was your uncle?” said the questioning gentleman.
“Why, he was rather a dry, shrewd kind of body; a great traveller, and fond of telling his adventures.”
“Pray, how old might he have been when this happened?”
“When what happened?” cried the gentleman with the flexible nose, impatiently—“Egad, you have not given any thing a chance to happen -—come, never mind our uncle’s age; let us have his adventures.”
The inquisitive gentleman being for the moment silenced, the old gentleman with the haunted head proceeded.
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