50"That," rejoined the King, "is a claim of no special distinction, for there are very many widows who come from foreign parts. Pray, whatever you do, don't bore me, for I am very easily bored, and when I am bored I am very bored indeed, as you will readily perceive a true King must be."
"That I can easily understand," said the Widow, "but I hope that my Twins will not bore you. Come, my children, and make your bow to the King."
In truth, it must be said that the Widow Pickle was more frightened at the King than she thought she was going to be.
"Yes," said the King, "let us see what your children look like."
At this, very much frightened, Zuzu and Lulu came out from behind their mother and bowed very low before the King, and they had the presence of mind to make the sound "Ah-h-h!" between their teeth as the Private Secretary and others had done. The King was pleased at this. But, at the next moment, he sprang back with an exclamation5 of surprise.
"What!" said he, "what is that I see? Is it possible that we have here two young persons with the Royal Hereditary6 Hair in true malazite blue and royal corazine green? Why, bless my soul and body, not since the 51reign of Gee-Whiz the Twelfth has a true double instance of this kind of hair been found in all our kingdom!"
"Do you like their hair, your Majesty?" asked the Widow Pickle.
"What a question!" exclaimed the King. "How can I help liking7 it? Did not the Royal Queen Mother of our family three thousand years ago have blue hair; and her husband, the reigning8 monarch, green? My dear madam, I look upon this as the most fortunate thing that has occurred during my entire reign4. If I am not very much mistaken, we shall hear of strange and wonderful things before long."
"I am glad you like their hair," said the Widow Pickle proudly, "although I must say that in our country neither was considered a fashionable color."
"Yours must be a very strange country," said the King of Gee-Whiz, "and you must have associated with extraordinarily9 ignorant persons, not to know that blue and green are the finest colors in the world for hair. Really, never in my life have I seen such a delicate shade as this. I am so delighted that I shall at once, in accordance with the law of the Island, have this Prince and Princess measured for a brand-new throne each. Moreover, they shall each have one of the Fairy Wishing Wands, which are a part of the royal property. Whatever they wish 52they shall have three times a week—but of course no more, for that would not be lawful10."
"Certainly not," said the Widow Pickle, although she did not in the least understand what all this was about.
"As to yourself, madam," resumed the Monarch, "although you claim to be the mother of these children, I do not observe that your own hair shows any token of the royal colors. In short, it is somewhat the color of my own. I regret to state that my hair, although once of a royal tint11, was bleached12 by a sudden exposure to the sun by a careless nurse when I was young." He smiled sadly, but soon recovered. "This, however, shall not happen to this young Prince and Princess," he said, "for they shall have royal umbrellas and attendants to carry them when they walk abroad.
"Let me think," went on the King. "I forget what I was about to say. Was I going to banish13 you, my dear madam, or have you beheaded? Jiji, get up and tell me what I was going to say."
At this, the Private Secretary, who had been prostrate14 with his face upon the ground all this time, arose very quickly.
"Your Majesty," said he, "let me suggest that you neither banish nor behead this good lady. Her husband was a very remarkable15 man, a dealer16 in Chemical Substances. 53It was in this way, as I am assured, that he discovered the means of making a very wonderful dish known as the Waffle, which is considered to be a sovereign cure for what are called the high crimes and misdemeanors of the Royal Stomach."
"It was not my husband," began the Widow Pickle indignantly; but the Private Secretary, bowing low, stepped in front of her, wriggling17 his hands behind him very hard.
"Her husband, your Majesty," said he quickly, "was a wonderful man. I have myself seen one of these Waffles, and they are extraordinarily fine to look upon, although I have never eaten one. That is reserved for royalty18 alone."
"I have eaten them often," exclaimed Zuzu.
"That," said the King, "is not remarkable, my dear, because you evidently are of royal blood. But, madam, tell me where can I get one of these Waffles to eat?"
"That," said the Widow Pickle, "is very easy, if you will but get me a Waffle-iron and permit me to build a fire here in front of the palace."
The King turned to the Private Secretary. "Jiji," said he, "get her a Waffle-iron at once. If there is no such thing, have it made by the royal smiths. Pray, madam, what is a Waffle-iron made of?"
54"Of iron, your Majesty."
"That is too bad," said the King. "We have no such precious metal as that. I suppose we shall have to make it out of gold. Do you mind if we make it of gold?"
"I never saw one of gold, your Majesty," replied the Widow Pickle, "but perhaps I could make out with it." In her heart she was thinking that if she ever told her friends she had baked Waffles on a gold Waffle-iron, they certainly would not believe her; but we can easily see how much mistaken her friends would have been in that case.
"Very well," said the King. "Get the lady a gold Waffle-iron and help her all you can with her work. If she is half as good a cook as you think, she also may have some sort of throne; although I much regret that her hair is far from the desirable color for those of the royal household."
"I ought to have a little flour," said the Widow, "and a little milk."
"Milk?" said the King. "How unfortunate! The royal cows are all lost in the woods, every one of them, and not even the Court Detective, whom I employ for that purpose, can find them."
"Don't you know how to find them?" cried Zuzu eagerly.
55"No, to be sure I don't. I'm too busy to learn such things."
"You ask a Daddy-long-legs," said Zuzu.
"I beg pardon?" said the King. But just then, as Zuzu and Lulu happened to grasp the Enchanted19 Banjo, the latter began to tell the King how to find the cows—a thing which any child could have told him.
DADDY-LONG-LEGS
Ho, Mister Daddy-long-legs, it is queer
How much you know.
You are not, though.
You tell us where to find the cows.
Ho, Daddy-long-legs, tell me, tell me now
Which direction I must go if I find my cow.
'Way over yonder—'way over there—
That's the way he points us with his long leg in the air.
Upon the fence,
One wouldn't think the cows would moo at all
When you commence
To show us where their feet have made
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Ho, Daddy-long-legs, tell me, tell me now
Which direction I must go if I find my cow.
'Way through the meadow—'way down the brook—
See his long leg pointing out the place where we must look!
"Well!" said the King, "that is a most extraordinary thing, most extraordinary indeed, and I shall certainly have to call the matter to the attention of my Court Detective. But, madam, as we have no cows at present, how would a little cocoanut milk do? We can get you any amount of that."
"I have never tried it," said the Widow, "but I am sure it will be very much better than no milk at all."
"Very well, then," said the King, "I'll have Jiji get you all you want."
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dealer
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royalty
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