FORTHWITH, I put myself into active training, and got into splendid condition for doing “justice to Ireland.” I read Moore's Melodies; I played Nora Creina upon the flute1, not perhaps with that rapidity which is usual outside the Peepshows, but with much more expression; I discoursed2 with reapers3; I tried to pronounce Drogheda, till I was nearly black in the face; I drank whiskey-punch (subsequently discovered to be Hollands); I ate Irish stew4 (a dish never heard of in that country) and I bought the sweetest thing in portmanteaus, with drawers, trays, pockets, compartments5, recesses6, straps7, and buckles8, more than enough to drive that traveller mad, who should forget where he had placed his razors. Amid these preparations, I am ashamed to state, that I became disgracefully oblivious9 of my little disappointment in the shrubberies, and soon realised the Chinese maxim10, more truthful11 than genteel,—“the dog that is idle barks at his fleas12, but he that is hunting feels them not.” Indeed, to make my confession13 complete, and to descend14 the staircase of inconstancy to the lowest depth of humiliation15, I must acknowledge that on the day of our departure I fell violently in love at Crewe Station, whence my heart was borne away, in the direction of Derby, by the loveliest girl, that is to say, one of the loveliest girls, that ever beautified an express train.
I begin to fear that my unhappy tendencies to this kind of fierce, but fugitive16 attachment17, have not been at all improved by communion with Mr. Thomas Moore, and I tremble to find myself listening complacently18 to the fickle19 philosophies of Marmontel,—“Quand on na pas ce que ion aime, il faut aimer ce que l'on a.”
“The Rows” of Chester are very picturesque20 and quaint21, but do not make a favourable22 impression upon a giant with a new hat, and, being on the upper side of six feet, I was glad to leave them for that pleasant, briny23, breezy, railway, which takes one, via Conway, to Bangor, and thence,—thundering through the Britannia Tube, and just allowing a glimpse of Telfords triumph, the Bridge of the Menai, grand and graceful,—over drear Anglesea, 1 to Holyhead. And, oh, how glad we were, to find old Neptune24 in his mildest mood, only now and then just raising his shoulders, as some good-humoured athlete, who should say, “I'm in the jolliest frame of mind, my lads, but I could pitch the biggest of you into the middle of next week, any moment, with the most perfect ease.”
1 In the time of the Druids it was called “the Shady
Island,” and, though no longer umbrageous25, the name is not
altogether inappropriate.
Pleasant it was to pace the broad, clear deck, with perfectly26 obedient legs, and to ask what we could have for dinner, with a real curiosity on the subject. Frank C————, not distinguished27 for deeds of naval28 daring, began, in the joy of his heart, to sing songs of an ultra-marine29 description, alluding30 to the land with severe disparagement31, and stigmatising that element as “the dull, tame shore.” I must say, that when I heard him chanting,—
And white waves heaving high,”
I trembled to think what a change would take place in the keynote of that cheery vocalist, and what dismal33 misereres would ensue, should his rash petition be conceded. Happily it was not attended to, and we had but one invalid34, a lady (the captain very properly put a young man in irons, for saying something about no Cyc-lades in these seas); and she, I believe, only wanted sympathy and sherry from her husband, who was evidently a recent capture, and who administered both these cordials in due proportions, first a sip35 and then a kiss, ever and anon, when he thought that no one was looking, taking liberal gulps36 for his own private refreshment37.
It was very beautiful, as the day declined, to watch the vivid phosphorescence of the sea, myriads38 of those marine glow-worms, whose proper names I know not, but who cause this brilliant phenomenon, lighting39 up their tiny lamps. Then the light of “Ireland's eye” (bright and clear, though there must be a sty there), seemed to welcome us, blinking bonnily; and entering the bay of Dublin, with grateful recollections of its haddock, we were safely landed upon Kingstown quay40. Forty minutes more on the rail, and we reach the city, some of our fellow-passengers having only left London that morning, and having travelled from one capital to the other in little more than twelve hours.
We had our first experience of Ireland proper when, emerging from the station at Dublin, we called for an “outside car,” and a son of Nimshi, responding in the distance, charged down upon us through a phalanx of vehicles, and reached us, I know not how, amid the acrimonious41 observations of his brethren. The first feeling, as we sat on the low-backed car, “travelling edgeways,” as Sir Francis Head designates this style of transit42, was one of extreme insecurity, and though we laughed, and made believe that we liked it, we were glad enough to hold on by the iron-work until we arrived at Morrisson's. Our account with the charioteer was as follows:—
S. D.
To Driver..........................................16
To small boy, seated at drivers feet,
whipping the horse, and exciting him with cries of
“Yap”..............................................06
To man, for holding on our luggage, by
embracing it with extended arms....................10
Total..................................................30
In the next place, we committed the pious43 fraud of making a hearty44 supper under pretence45 of tea, instructing Mark the waiter, very willing and active, but with no time for works of supererogation, to brew46 us a large vessel47 of that beverage48 (which we never touched), as though it gave a dignity to the proceeding49, and justified50, by its respectable appearance, our large potations of Guinness. So we drew on to midnight, and to (Ay de mi! Won't my friend with the bandy legs denounce “this wine-bibbing book”? ) Irish whiskey. Nevertheless, of Irish whiskey this must be said, that, when tastefully arranged, it's a drink for dukes; and he who skilleth not to brew it, more Hibernico, may thank me, perhaps, for thus instructing him,—Imprimis, to take the chill off his tumbler (just as he would air his best bed for a beloved friend) by holding it for a few seconds over the hot water; secondly51, to dissolve three lumps of sugar, medium size, in a small quantity of aqua calidissima; thirdly, to pour in the whiskey (Kinahans “LL.”) from one of those delightful52 little decanters, which would make such charming adjuncts to a doll's dinner party; fourthly, to fill up and drink. Frank suggests a soupçon of lemon; and this was the sole point upon which, throughout our tour, we were not quite unanimous!
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