He Repairs to Bristol Spring, where he Reigns1 Paramount2 During the Whole Season.
We shall therefore leave her in this comfortable situation, and return to our adventurer, whose appearance at Bristol was considered as a happy omen3 by the proprietor4 of the hot well, and all the people who live by the resort of company to that celebrated5 spring. Nor were they deceived in their prognostic. Fathom6, as usual, formed the nucleus7 or kernel8 of the beau monde; and the season soon became so crowded, that many people of fashion were obliged to quit the place for want of lodging9. Ferdinand was the soul that animated10 the whole society. He not only invented parties of pleasure, but also, by his personal talents, rendered them more agreeable. In a word, he regulated their diversions, and the master of the ceremonies never would allow the ball to be begun till the Count was seated.
Having thus made himself the object of admiration12 and esteem13, his advice was an oracle14, to which they had recourse in all doubtful cases of punctilio or dispute, or even of medicine; for among his other accomplishments15, his discourse16 on that subject was so plausible17, and well adapted to the understanding of his hearers, that any person who had not actually studied the medical art would have believed he was inspired by the spirit of Aesculapius. What contributed to the aggrandisement of his character in this branch of knowledge, was a victory he obtained over an old physician, who plied18 at the well, and had one day unfortunately begun to harangue19 in the pump-room upon the nature of the Bristol water. In the course of this lecture he undertook to account for the warmth of the fluid; and his ideas being perplexed20 with a great deal of reading, which he had not been able to digest, his disquisition was so indistinct, and his expression so obscure and unentertaining, that our hero seized the opportunity of displaying his own erudition, by venturing to contradict some circumstances of the doctor’s hypothesis, and substituting a theory of his own, which, as he had invented it for the purpose, was equally amusing and chimerical21.
He alleged22, that fire was the sole vivifying principle that pervaded23 all nature; that, as the heat of the sun concocted24 the juice of vegetables, and ripened25 those fruits that grow upon the surface of this globe, there was likewise an immense store of central fire reserved within the bowels26 of the earth, not only for the generation of gems27, fossils, and all the purposes of the mineral world, but likewise for cherishing and keeping alive those plants which would otherwise perish by the winter’s cold. The existence of such a fire he proved from the nature of all those volcanoes, which in almost every corner of the earth are continually vomiting28 up either flames or smoke. “These,” said he, “are the great vents29 appointed by nature for the discharge of that rarefied air and combustible30 matter, which, if confined, would burst the globe asunder31; but, besides the larger outlets32, there are some small chimneys through which part of the heat transpires33; a vapour of that sort, I conceive, must pass through the bed or channel of this spring, the waters of which, accordingly retain a moderate warmth.”
This account, which totally overthrew34 the other’s doctrine35, was so extremely agreeable to the audience, that the testy36 doctor lost his temper, and gave them to understand, without preamble37, that he must be a person wholly ignorant of natural philosophy, who could invent such a ridiculous system, and they involved in worse than an Egyptian fog, that could not at once discern its weakness and absurdity38. This declaration introduced a dispute, which was unanimously determined39 in favour of our adventurer. On all such occasions the stream of prejudice runs against the physician, even though his antagonist40 has nothing to recommend himself to the favour of the spectators; and this decision depends upon divers11 considerations. In the first place, there is a continual war carried on against the learned professions, by all those who, conscious of their own ignorance, seek to level the reputation of their superiors with their own. Secondly41, in all disputes upon physic that happen betwixt a person who really understands the art, and an illiterate42 pretender, the arguments of the first will seem obscure and unintelligible43 to those who are unacquainted with the previous systems on which they are built; while the other’s theory, derived44 from common notions, and superficial observation, will be more agreeable, because better adapted to the comprehension of the hearers. Thirdly, the judgment45 of the multitude is apt to be biassed46 by that surprise which is the effect of seeing an artist foiled at his own weapons, by one who engages him only for amusement.
Fathom, besides these advantages, was blessed with a flow of language, an elegant address, a polite and self-denying style of argumentation, together with a temper not to be ruffled47; so that the victory could not long waver between him and the physician, to whom he was infinitely48 superior in every acquisition but that of solid learning, of which the judges had no idea. This contest was not only glorious but profitable to our adventurer, who grew into such request in his medical capacity, that the poor doctor was utterly49 deserted50 by his patients, and Fathom’s advice solicited51 by every valetudinarian52 in the place; nor did he forfeit53 the character he thus acquired by any miscarriages54 in his practice. Being but little conversant55 with the materia medica, the circle of his prescriptions56 was very small; his chief study was to avoid all drugs of rough operation and uncertain effect, and to administer such only as should be agreeable to the palate, without doing violence to the constitution. Such a physician could not but be agreeable to people of all dispositions57; and, as most of the patients were in some shape hypochondriac, the power of imagination, co-operating with his remedies, often effected a cure.
On the whole, it became the fashion to consult the Count in all distempers, and his reputation would have had its run, though the death of every patient had given the lie to his pretensions58. But empty fame was not the sole fruit of his success. Though no person would presume to affront59 this noble graduate with a fee, they did not fail to manifest their gratitude60 by some more valuable present. Every day some superb piece of china, curious snuffbox, or jewel, was pressed upon him; so that, at the end of the season, he could almost have furnished a toyshop with the acknowledgments he had received. Not only his avarice61, but his pleasure, was gratified in the course of his medical administration. He enjoyed free access, egress62, and regress with all the females at the well, and no matron scrupled63 to put her daughter under his care and direction. These opportunities could not be lost upon a man of his intriguing64 genius; though he conducted his amours with such discretion65, that, during the whole season, no lady’s character suffered on his account, yet he was highly fortunate in his addresses, and we may venture to affirm, that the reproach of barrenness was more than once removed by the vigour66 of his endeavours.
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