Part 1 Chapter 2

The Antidoted Fanfreluches: or, a Galimatia of extravagant¹ Conceits² found in an ancient Monument.

No sooner did the Cymbrians’ overcomer

Pass through the air to shun³ the dew of summer,

But at his coming straight great tubs were fill’d,

With pure fresh butter down in showers distill’d:

Wherewith when water’d was his grandam, Hey,

Aloud he cried, Fish it, sir, I pray y’;

Because his beard is almost all beray’d;

Or, that he would hold to ‘m a scale, he pray’d.

To lick his slipper⁴, some told was much better,

Than to gain pardons, and the merit greater.

In th’ interim⁵ a crafty⁶ chuff approaches,

From the depth issued, where they fish for roaches;

Who said, Good sirs, some of them let us save,

The eel⁷ is here, and in this hollow cave

You’ll find, if that our looks on it demur⁸,

A great waste in the bottom of his fur.

To read this chapter when he did begin,

Nothing but a calf’s horns were found therein;

I feel, quoth he, the mitre which doth hold

My head so chill, it makes my brains take cold.

Being with the perfume of a turnip⁹ warm’d,

To stay by chimney hearths¹⁰ himself he arm’d,

Provided that a new thill-horse they made

Of every person of a hair-brain’d head.

They talked of the bunghole of Saint Knowles,

Of Gilbathar and thousand other holes,

If they might be reduced t’ a scarry stuff,

Such as might not be subject to the cough:

Since ev’ry man unseemly did it find,

To see them gaping¹¹ thus at ev’ry wind:

For, if perhaps they handsomely were closed,

For pledges they to men might be exposed.

In this arrest by Hercules the raven¹²

Was flayed¹³ at her (his) return from Lybia haven¹⁴.

Why am not I, said Minos, there invited?

Unless it be myself, not one’s omitted:

And then it is their mind, I do no more

Of frogs and oysters¹⁵ send them any store:

In case they spare my life and prove but civil,

I give their sale of distaffs to the devil.

To quell¹⁶ him comes Q.B., who limping frets¹⁷

At the safe pass of tricksy crackarets:

The boulter, the grand Cyclops’ cousin, those

Did massacre¹⁸, whilst each one wiped his nose:

Few ingles in this fallow ground are bred,

But on a tanner’s mill are winnowed¹⁹.

Run thither²⁰ all of you, th’ alarms sound clear,

You shall have more than you had the last year.

Short while thereafter was the bird of Jove

Resolved to speak, though dismal²¹ it should prove;

Yet was afraid, when he saw them in ire,

They should o’erthrow quite flat down dead th’ empire.

He rather choosed the fire from heaven to steal,

To boats where were red herrings put to sale;

Than to be calm ‘gainst those, who strive to brave us,

And to the Massorets’ fond words enslave us.

All this at last concluded gallantly²²,

In spite of Ate and her hern-like thigh²³,

Who, sitting, saw Penthesilea ta’en,

In her old age, for a cress-selling quean.

Each one cried out, Thou filthy²⁴ collier toad²⁵,

Doth it become thee to be found abroad?

Thou hast the Roman standard filch’d away,

Which they in rags of parchment did display.

Juno was born, who, under the rainbow,

Was a-bird-catching with her duck below:

When her with such a grievous trick they plied²⁶

That she had almost been bethwacked by it.

The bargain was, that, of that throatful, she

Should of Proserpina have two eggs free;

And if that she thereafter should be found,

She to a hawthorn²⁷ hill should be fast bound.

Seven months thereafter, lacking twenty-two,

He, that of old did Carthage town undo²⁸,

Did bravely midst them all himself advance,

Requiring of them his inheritance;

Although they justly made up the division,

According to the shoe-welt-law’s decision,

By distributing store of brews²⁹ and beef

To these poor fellows that did pen the brief.

But th’ year will come, sign of a Turkish bow,

Five spindles yarn’d, and three pot-bottoms too,

Wherein of a discourteous³⁰ king the dock

Shall pepper’d be under an hermit’s frock.

Ah! that for one she hypocrite you must

Permit so many acres to be lost!

Cease, cease, this vizard may become another,

Withdraw yourselves unto the serpent’s brother.

’Tis in times past, that he who is shall reign³¹

With his good friends in peace now and again.

No rash nor heady prince shall then rule crave³²,

Each good will its arbitrement shall have;

And the joy, promised of old as doom³³

To the heaven’s guests, shall in its beacon³⁴ come.

Then shall the breeding mares, that benumb’d were,

Like royal palfreys ride triumphant³⁵ there.

And this continue shall from time to time,

Till Mars be fetter’d for an unknown crime;

Then shall one come, who others will surpass,

Delightful³⁶, pleasing, matchless, full of grace.

Cheer up your hearts, approach to this repast,

All trusty friends of mine; for he’s deceased,

Who would not for a world return again,

So highly shall time past be cried up then.

He who was made of wax shall lodge³⁷ each member

Close by the hinges of a block of timber.

We then no more shall Master, master, whoot,

The swagger, who th’ alarum bell holds out;

Could one seize on the dagger³⁸ which he bears,

Heads would be free from tingling³⁹ in the ears,

To baffle the whole storehouse of abuses.

The thus farewell Apollo and the Muses⁴⁰.

1 extravagant   

adj.奢侈的；过分的；(言行等)放肆的

参考例句：

• They tried to please him with fulsome compliments and extravagant gifts.他们想用溢美之词和奢华的礼品来取悦他。
• He is extravagant in behaviour.他行为放肆。

2 conceits   

高傲( conceit的名词复数 )； 自以为； 巧妙的词语； 别出心裁的比喻

参考例句：

• He jotted down the conceits of his idle hours. 他记下了闲暇时想到的一些看法。
• The most grotesque fantastic conceits haunted him in his bed at night. 夜晚躺在床上的时候，各种离奇怪诞的幻想纷至沓来。

3 shun   

vt.避开，回避，避免

参考例句：

• Materialists face truth,whereas idealists shun it.唯物主义者面向真理，唯心主义者则逃避真理。
• This extremist organization has shunned conventional politics.这个极端主义组织有意避开了传统政治。

4 slipper   

n.拖鞋

参考例句：

• I rescued the remains of my slipper from the dog.我从那狗的口中夺回了我拖鞋的残留部分。
• The puppy chewed a hole in the slipper.小狗在拖鞋上啃了一个洞。

5 interim   

adj.暂时的，临时的；n.间歇，过渡期间

参考例句：

• The government is taking interim measures to help those in immediate need.政府正在采取临时措施帮助那些有立即需要的人。
• It may turn out to be an interim technology.这可能只是个过渡技术。

6 crafty   

adj.狡猾的，诡诈的

参考例句：

• He admired the old man for his crafty plan.他敬佩老者的神机妙算。
• He was an accomplished politician and a crafty autocrat.他是个有造诣的政治家，也是个狡黠的独裁者。

7 eel   

n.鳗鲡

参考例句：

• He used an eel spear to catch an eel.他用一只捕鳗叉捕鳗鱼。
• In Suzhou,there was a restaurant that specialized in eel noodles.苏州有一家饭馆，他们那里的招牌菜是鳗鱼面。

8 demur   

v．表示异议，反对

参考例句：

• Without demur, they joined the party in my rooms. 他们没有推辞就到我的屋里一起聚餐了。
• He accepted the criticism without demur. 他毫无异议地接受了批评。

9 turnip   

n.萝卜，芜菁

参考例句：

• The turnip provides nutrition for you.芜菁为你提供营养。
• A turnip is a root vegetable.芜菁是根茎类植物。

10 hearths   

壁炉前的地板，炉床，壁炉边( hearth的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• The soldiers longed for their own hearths. 战士想家。
• In the hearths the fires down and the meat stopped cooking. 在壁炉的火平息和肉停止做饭。

11 gaping   

adj.口的；张口的；敞口的；多洞穴的v.目瞪口呆地凝视( gape的现在分词 )；张开，张大

参考例句：

• Ahead of them was a gaping abyss. 他们前面是一个巨大的深渊。
• The antelope could not escape the crocodile's gaping jaws. 那只羚羊无法从鱷鱼张开的大口中逃脱。 来自《简明英汉词典》

12 raven   

n.渡鸟，乌鸦；adj.乌亮的

参考例句：

• We know the raven will never leave the man's room.我们知道了乌鸦再也不会离开那个男人的房间。
• Her charming face was framed with raven hair.她迷人的脸上垂落着乌亮的黑发。

13 flayed   

v.痛打( flay的过去式和过去分词 )；把…打得皮开肉绽；剥（通常指动物）的皮；严厉批评

参考例句：

• He was so angry he nearly flayed his horse alive. 他气得几乎把马活活抽死。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• The teacher flayed the idle students. 老师严责那些懒惰的学生。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》

14 haven   

n.安全的地方，避难所，庇护所

参考例句：

• It's a real haven at the end of a busy working day.忙碌了一整天后，这真是一个安乐窝。
• The school library is a little haven of peace and quiet.学校的图书馆是一个和平且安静的小避风港。

15 oysters   

牡蛎( oyster的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• We don't have oysters tonight, but the crayfish are very good. 我们今晚没有牡蛎供应。但小龙虾是非常好。
• She carried a piping hot grill of oysters and bacon. 她端出一盘滚烫的烤牡蛎和咸肉。

16 quell   

v.压制，平息，减轻

参考例句：

• Soldiers were sent in to quell the riots.士兵们被派去平息骚乱。
• The armed force had to be called out to quell violence.不得不出动军队来镇压暴力行动。

17 frets   

基质间片； 品丝（吉他等指板上定音的）( fret的名词复数 )

参考例句：

• The river frets away the rocks along its banks. 河水侵蚀了两岸的岩石。
• She frets at even the slightest delays. 稍有延误她就不满。

18 massacre   

n.残杀，大屠杀；v.残杀，集体屠杀

参考例句：

• There was a terrible massacre of villagers here during the war.在战争中，这里的村民惨遭屠杀。
• If we forget the massacre,the massacre will happen again!忘记了大屠杀，大屠杀就有可能再次发生！

19 winnowed   

adj.扬净的，风选的v.扬( winnow的过去式和过去分词 )；辨别；选择；除去

参考例句：

• Administration officials have winnowed the list of candidates to three. 行政官员将候选名单筛减至3人。 来自辞典例句
• I had winnowed the husk away when he came in. 他进来时，我已把糠筛去了。 来自辞典例句

20 thither   

adv.向那里；adj.在那边的，对岸的

参考例句：

• He wandered hither and thither looking for a playmate.他逛来逛去找玩伴。
• He tramped hither and thither.他到处流浪。

21 dismal   

adj.阴沉的，凄凉的，令人忧郁的，差劲的

参考例句：

• That is a rather dismal melody.那是一支相当忧郁的歌曲。
• My prospects of returning to a suitable job are dismal.我重新找到一个合适的工作岗位的希望很渺茫。

22 gallantly   

adv. 漂亮地，勇敢地，献殷勤地

参考例句：

• He gallantly offered to carry her cases to the car. 他殷勤地要帮她把箱子拎到车子里去。
• The new fighters behave gallantly under fire. 新战士在炮火下表现得很勇敢。

23 thigh   

n.大腿；股骨

参考例句：

• He is suffering from a strained thigh muscle.他的大腿肌肉拉伤了，疼得很。
• The thigh bone is connected to the hip bone.股骨连着髋骨。

24 filthy   

adj.卑劣的；恶劣的，肮脏的

参考例句：

• The whole river has been fouled up with filthy waste from factories.整条河都被工厂的污秽废物污染了。
• You really should throw out that filthy old sofa and get a new one.你真的应该扔掉那张肮脏的旧沙发，然后再去买张新的。

25 toad   

n.蟾蜍，癞蛤蟆

参考例句：

• Both the toad and frog are amphibian.蟾蜍和青蛙都是两栖动物。
• Many kinds of toad hibernate in winter.许多种蟾蜍在冬天都会冬眠。

26 plied   

v.使用（工具）( ply的过去式和过去分词 )；经常供应（食物、饮料）；固定往来；经营生意

参考例句：

• They plied me with questions about my visit to England. 他们不断地询问我的英国之行。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• They plied us with tea and cakes. 他们一个劲儿地让我们喝茶、吃糕饼。 来自《简明英汉词典》

27 hawthorn   

山楂

参考例句：

• A cuckoo began calling from a hawthorn tree.一只布谷鸟开始在一株山楂树里咕咕地呼叫。
• Much of the track had become overgrown with hawthorn.小路上很多地方都长满了山楂树。

28 undo   

vt.解开，松开；取消，撤销

参考例句：

• His pride will undo him some day.他的傲慢总有一天会毁了他。
• I managed secretly to undo a corner of the parcel.我悄悄地设法解开了包裹的一角。

29 brews   

n.（尤指某地酿造的）啤酒( brew的名词复数 )；酿造物的种类；（茶）一次的冲泡量；（不同思想、环境、事件的）交融v.调制( brew的第三人称单数 )；酝酿；沏（茶）；煮（咖啡）

参考例句：

• He brews beer at home. 他在家里酿造啤酒。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• They produce the country's best brews of beer. 他们生产该国的佳酿啤酒。 来自辞典例句

30 discourteous   

adj.不恭的，不敬的

参考例句：

• I was offended by his discourteous reply.他无礼的回答使我很生气。
• It was discourteous of you to arrive late.你迟到了，真没礼貌。

31 reign   

n.统治时期，统治，支配，盛行；v.占优势

参考例句：

• The reign of Queen Elizabeth lapped over into the seventeenth century.伊丽莎白王朝延至17世纪。
• The reign of Zhu Yuanzhang lasted about 31 years.朱元璋统治了大约三十一年。

32 crave   

vt.渴望得到，迫切需要，恳求，请求

参考例句：

• Many young children crave attention.许多小孩子渴望得到关心。
• You may be craving for some fresh air.你可能很想呼吸呼吸新鲜空气。

33 doom   

n.厄运，劫数；v.注定，命定

参考例句：

• The report on our economic situation is full of doom and gloom.这份关于我们经济状况的报告充满了令人绝望和沮丧的调子。
• The dictator met his doom after ten years of rule.独裁者统治了十年终于完蛋了。

34 beacon   

n.烽火，（警告用的）闪火灯，灯塔

参考例句：

• The blink of beacon could be seen for miles.灯塔的光亮在数英里之外都能看见。
• The only light over the deep black sea was the blink shone from the beacon.黑黢黢的海面上唯一的光明就只有灯塔上闪现的亮光了。

35 triumphant   

adj.胜利的，成功的；狂欢的，喜悦的

参考例句：

• The army made a triumphant entry into the enemy's capital.部队胜利地进入了敌方首都。
• There was a positively triumphant note in her voice.她的声音里带有一种极为得意的语气。

36 delightful   

adj.令人高兴的，使人快乐的

参考例句：

• We had a delightful time by the seashore last Sunday.上星期天我们在海滨玩得真痛快。
• Peter played a delightful melody on his flute.彼得用笛子吹奏了一支欢快的曲子。

37 lodge   

v.临时住宿，寄宿，寄存，容纳；n.传达室，小旅馆

参考例句：

• Is there anywhere that I can lodge in the village tonight?村里有我今晚过夜的地方吗？
• I shall lodge at the inn for two nights.我要在这家小店住两个晚上。

38 dagger   

n.匕首，短剑，剑号

参考例句：

• The bad news is a dagger to his heart.这条坏消息刺痛了他的心。
• The murderer thrust a dagger into her heart.凶手将匕首刺进她的心脏。

39 tingling   

v.有刺痛感( tingle的现在分词 )

参考例句：

• My ears are tingling [humming; ringing; singing]. 我耳鸣。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
• My tongue is tingling. 舌头发麻。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

40 muses   

v.沉思，冥想( muse的第三人称单数 )；沉思自语说（某事）

参考例句：

• We have listened too long to the courtly muses of Europe. 欧洲那种御用的诗才，我们已经听够了。 来自辞典例句
• Shiki muses that this is, at least, probably the right atmosphere. 志贵觉得这至少是正确的气氛。 来自互联网