How the birds of the Ringing Island were all passengers.
Since you have told us, said Pantagruel, how the pope-hawk is begot1 by the cardin-hawks, the cardin-hawks by the bish-hawks, and the bish-hawks by the priest-hawks, and the priest-hawks by the clerg-hawks, I would gladly know whence you have these same clerg-hawks. They are all of them passengers, or travelling birds, returned Aedituus, and come hither from t’other world; part out of a vast country called Want-o’-bread, the rest out of another toward the west, which they style Too-many-of-’em. From these two countries flock hither, every year, whole legions of these clerg-hawks, leaving their fathers, mothers, friends, and relations.
This happens when there are too many children, whether male or female, in some good family of the latter country; insomuch that the house would come to nothing if the paternal2 estate were shared among them all (as reason requires, nature directs, and God commands). For this cause parents use to rid themselves of that inconveniency by packing off the younger fry, and forcing them to seek their fortune in this isle3 Bossart (Crooked4 Island). I suppose he means L’Isle Bouchart, near Chinon, cried Panurge. No, replied t’other, I mean Bossart (Crooked), for there is not one in ten among them but is either crooked, crippled, blinking, limping, ill-favoured, deformed5, or an unprofitable load to the earth.
’Twas quite otherwise among the heathens, said Pantagruel, when they used to receive a maiden6 among the number of vestals; for Leo Antistius affirms that it was absolutely forbidden to admit a virgin7 into that order if she had any vice8 in her soul or defect in her body, though it were but the smallest spot on any part of it. I can hardly believe, continued Aedituus, that their dams on t’other side the water go nine months with them; for they cannot endure them nine years, nay9, scarce seven sometimes, in the house, but by putting only a shirt over the other clothes of the young urchins10, and lopping off I don’t well know how many hairs from their crowns, mumbling11 certain apostrophized and expiatory12 words, they visibly, openly, and plainly, by a Pythagorical metempsychosis, without the least hurt, transmogrify them into such birds as you now see; much after the fashion of the Egyptian heathens, who used to constitute their isiacs by shaving them and making them put on certain linostoles, or surplices. However, I don’t know, my good friends, but that these she-things, whether clerg-kites, monk-kites, and abbess-kites, instead of singing pleasant verses and charisteres, such as used to be sung to Oromasis by Zoroaster’s institution, may be bellowing13 out such catarates and scythropys (cursed lamentable14 and wretched imprecations) as were usually offered to the Arimanian demon15; being thus in devotion for their kind friends and relations that transformed them into birds, whether when they were maids, or thornbacks, in their prime, or at their last prayers.
But the greatest numbers of our birds came out of Want-o’-bread, which, though a barren country, where the days are of a most tedious lingering length, overstocks this whole island with the lower class of birds. For hither fly the asapheis that inhabit that land, either when they are in danger of passing their time scurvily16 for want of belly-timber, being unable, or, what’s more likely, unwilling17 to take heart of grace and follow some honest lawful18 calling, or too proud-hearted and lazy to go to service in some sober family. The same is done by your frantic19 inamoradoes, who, when crossed in their wild desires, grow stark20 staring mad, and choose this life suggested to them by their despair, too cowardly to make them swing, like their brother Iphis of doleful memory. There is another sort, that is, your gaol-birds, who, having done some rogue’s trick or other heinous21 villainy, and being sought up and down to be trussed up and made to ride the two or three-legged mare22 that groans23 for them, warily24 scour25 off and come here to save their bacon; because all these sorts of birds are here provided for, and grow in an instant as fat as hogs26, though they came as lean as rakes; for having the benefit of the clergy27, they are as safe as thieves in a mill within this sanctuary28.
But, asked Pantagruel, do these birds never return to the world where they were hatched? Some do, answered Aedituus; formerly29 very few, very seldom, very late, and very unwillingly30; however, since some certain eclipses, by the virtue31 of the celestial32 constellations33, a great crowd of them fled back to the world. Nor do we fret34 or vex35 ourselves a jot36 about it; for those that stay wisely sing, The flower the better cheer; and all those that fly away, first cast off their feathers here among these nettles37 and briars.
Accordingly we found some thrown by there; and as we looked up and down, we chanced to light on what some people will hardly thank us for having discovered; and thereby38 hangs a tale.
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