On Sunday evening, then, at a quarter past six, Mr. Tryan, setting out from Mr. Landor’s with a party of his friends who had assembled there, was soon joined by two other groups from Mr. Pratt’s and Mr. Dunn’s; and stray persons on their way to church naturally falling into rank behind this leading file, by the time they reached the entrance of Orchard14 Street, Mr. Tryan’s friends formed a considerable procession, walking three or four abreast15. It was in Orchard Street, and towards the church gates, that the chief crowd was collected; and at Mr. Dempster’s drawing-room window, on the upper floor, a more select assembly of Anti-Tryanites were gathered to witness the entertaining spectacle of the Tryanites walking to church amidst the jeers16 and hootings of the crowd.
To prompt the popular wit with appropriate sobriquets17, numerous copies of Mr. Dempster’s play-bill were posted on the walls, in suitably large and emphatic18 type. As it is possible that the most industrious19 collector of mural literature may not have been fortunate enough to possess himself of this production, which ought by all means to be preserved amongst the materials of our provincial20 religious history, I subjoin a faithful copy.
GRAND ENTERTAINMENT!!!
To be given at Milby on Sunday evening next, by the
And his first-rate company, including not only an
UNPARALLELED CAST FOR COMEDY!
Among the rest
A Bear, who used to dance!
A Parrot, once given to swearing!!
A Polygamous Pig!!!
and
Together with a
Pair of regenerated24 LINNETS!
MR. TRY-IT-ON
Will first pass through the streets, in procession, with his unrivalled Company warranted to have their eyes turned up higher, and the corners of their mouths turned down lower, than any other company of Mountebanks in this circuit!
AFTER WHICH
The Theatre will be opened, and the entertainment will
commence at HALF-PAST SIX
When will be presented
A piece, never before performed on any stage, entitled
THE WOLF IN SHEEPS CLOTHING;
or
THE METHODIST IN A MASK
Mr. Boanerges Soft Sawder, ... MR. TRY-IT-ON.
Old Ten-per-cent Godly, ... MR. GANDER.
Mr. Lime-Twig Lady-winner, ... MR. TRY-IT-ON.
Angelica, ... MISS SERAPHINA TONIC.
After which
A miscellaneous Musical Interlude, commencing with
The Lamentations of Jerom-iah!
In nasal recitative.
To be followed by
The favourite Cackling Quartette,
by Two Hen-birds who are no chickens!
The well-known counter-tenor, Mr. Done, and a Gander,
To conclude with a
GRAND CHORUS by the
Entire Orchestra of Converted Animals!!
But owing to the unavoidable absence (from illness) of the Bulldog, who has left off fighting, Mr. Tonic has kindly29 undertaken, at a moment’s notice, to supply the ‘bark!’
The whole to conclude with a
THE PULPIT SNATCHER
Mr. Saintly Smooth-face, ... MR. TRY-IT-ON!
Mr. Worming Sneaker, ... MR. TRY-IT-ON!!
Mr. All-grace No-works, ... MR. TRY-IT-ON!!!
Mr. Elect-and-Chosen Apewell, ... MR. TRY-IT-ON!!!!
Mr. Foist-himself Everywhere, ... MR. TRY-IT-ON!!!!!!
Mr. Flout-the-aged Upstart, ... MR. TRY-IT-ON!!!!!!!
Admission Free. A Collection will be made at the Doors.
Vivat Rex!
This satire32, though it presents the keenest edge of Milby wit, does not strike you as lacerating, I imagine. But hatred33 is like fire—it makes even light rubbish deadly. And Mr. Dempster’s sarcasms34 were not merely visible on the walls; they were reflected in the derisive35 glances, and audible in the jeering36 voices of the crowd. Through this pelting37 shower of nicknames and bad puns, with an ad libitum accompaniment of groans38, howls, hisses39, and hee-haws, but of no heavier missiles, Mr. Tryan walked pale and composed, giving his arm to old Mr. Landor, whose step was feeble. On the other side of him was Mr. Jerome, who still walked firmly, though his shoulders were slightly bowed.
Outwardly Mr. Tryan was composed, but inwardly he was suffering acutely from these tones of hatred and scorn. However strong his consciousness of right, he found it no stronger armour40 against such weapons as derisive glances and virulent41 words, than against stones and clubs: his conscience was in repose42, but his sensibility was bruised43.
Once more only did the Evangelical curate pass up Orchard Street followed by a train of friends; once more only was there a crowd assembled to witness his entrance through the church gates. But that second time no voice was heard above a whisper, and the whispers were words of sorrow and blessing44. That second time, Janet Dempster was not looking on in scorn and merriment; her eyes were worn with grief and watching, and she was following her beloved friend and pastor45 to the grave.
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