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A writer in the Yorkshire Evening Post is very angry indeed with my performances in this column. His precise terms of reproach are, "Mr. G. K. Chesterton is not a humourist: not even a Cockney humourist." I do not mind his saying that I am not a humourist—in which (to tell the truth) I think he is quite right. But I do resent his saying that I am not a Cockney. That envenomed arrow, I admit, went home. If a French writer said of me, "He is no metaphysician: not even an English metaphysician," I could swallow the insult to my metaphysics, but I should feel angry about the insult to my country. So I do not urge that I am a humourist; but I do insist that I am a Cockney. If I were a humourist, I should certainly be a Cockney humourist; if I were a saint, I should certainly be a Cockney saint. I need not recite the splendid catalogue of Cockney saints who have written their names on our noble old City churches. I need not trouble you with the long list of the Cockney humourists who have discharged their bills (or failed to discharge them) in our noble old City taverns1. We can weep together over the pathos2 of the poor Yorkshireman, whose county has never produced some humour not intelligible3 to the rest of the world. And we can smile together when he says that somebody or other is "not even" a Cockney humourist like Samuel Johnson or Charles Lamb. It is surely sufficiently4 obvious that all the best humour that exists in our language is Cockney humour. Chaucer was a Cockney; he had his house close to the Abbey. Dickens was a Cockney; he said he could not think without the London streets. The London taverns heard always the quaintest5 conversation, whether it was Ben Johnson's at the Mermaid6 or Sam Johnson's at the Cock. Even in our own time it may be noted7 that the most vital and genuine humour is still written about London. Of this type is the mild and humane
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n.小旅馆,客栈,酒馆( tavern的名词复数 ) | |
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adj.古色古香的( quaint的最高级 );少见的,古怪的 | |
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farce
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hypocrisy
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conceal
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hilarious
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adj.充满笑声的,欢闹的;[反]depressed | |
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humiliation
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inhuman
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僵直地行走,跺步行走( stump的过去式和过去分词 ); 把(某人)难住; 使为难; (选举前)在某一地区作政治性巡回演说 | |
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神示所( oracle的名词复数 ); 神谕; 圣贤; 哲人 | |
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adj.明白易懂的,清晰的,头脑清楚的 | |
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gibes
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vi.嘲笑,嘲弄(gibe的第三人称单数形式) | |
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radical
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justified
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缺陷( vice的名词复数 ); 恶习; 不道德行为; 台钳 | |
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bulging
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膨胀; 凸出(部); 打气; 折皱 | |
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emancipation
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extraordinarily
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decorative
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indifference
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n.不感兴趣,不关心,冷淡,不在乎 | |
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grotesque
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pontifical
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scriptures
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经文,圣典( scripture的名词复数 ); 经典 | |
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