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So I was hanging out in Wayan's shop again this morning, and she was trying to figure out how to make my hair grow faster and thicker. Having glorious thick, shiny hair herself that hangs all the way down to her butt1, she feels sorry for me with my wispy2 blond mop. As a healer, of course, she does have a remedy to help thicken my hair, but it won't be easy. First, I have to find a banana tree and personally cut it down. I have to "throw away the top of the tree," then carve the trunk and roots (which are still lodged3 in the earth) into a big, deep bowl "like a swimming pool." Then I have to put a piece of wood over the top of this hollow, so rainwater and dew don't get in. Then I will come back in a few days and find that the swimming pool is now filled with the nutrient-rich liquid of the banana root, which I then must collect in bottles and bring to Wayan. She will bless the banana root juice at the temple for me, then rub the juice into my skull4 every day. Within a few months I will have, like Wayan, thick, shiny hair all the way down to my butt.

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n.笑柄;烟蒂;枪托;臀部;v.用头撞或顶 | |
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adj.模糊的;纤细的 | |
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lodged
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v.存放( lodge的过去式和过去分词 );暂住;埋入;(权利、权威等)归属 | |
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adj.淫猥的,下流的;n.粗话 | |
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busting
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打破,打碎( bust的现在分词 ); 突击搜查(或搜捕); (使)降级,降低军阶 | |
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authoritatively
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命令式地,有权威地,可信地 | |
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meditate
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insistently
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adj.富有魅力的;美丽动人的;令人向往的 | |
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commissioner
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n.(政府厅、局、处等部门)专员,长官,委员 | |
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marketing
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adj.悲惨的,痛苦的;可怜的,糟糕的 | |
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makeup
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jewelry
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bracelet
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earrings
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lipstick
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inviting
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cocktails
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n.鸡尾酒( cocktail的名词复数 );餐前开胃菜;混合物 | |
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