"Very nice shot, Claude."
Escher looked up and leaned the club against the side of the desk.
"I thought so, too," he agreed. "What brings you here, Mac?"
MacDonald sat down and poured himself a glass of water from the beaker on Escher's desk.
"Just wanted to pass on the compliments of the Board for the recent large upswing in woman emigrants1 to the colony planets."
Escher casually2 waved it aside.
"It wasn't much. We just had to rid ourselves of some old-fashioned notions, that's all. I was afraid, though, that the Board might disapprove3 of our methods."
MacDonald thought for a moment.
"No, I guess they didn't. I can't recall any members of the Board complaining about it, at least. Apparently4 they felt that something drastic was needed. Or, more probably, they've kept themselves carefully ignorant of just how we did it. Oh, they know we violated privacy in a lot of cases, but they're willing to overlook it."
"Very white of them, I'm sure," Escher grunted5. He took up the club and set the ball back on its carpet tee. "How about a game tomorrow afternoon?"
MacDonald shook his head. "It didn't bother the Board much, Claude, but I followed your advertising6 and I was down to the port to see a contingent7 of our new colonists8 take off. It bothers me, Claude. The ads you sent to the different planets, the whispering campaign we arranged for, the subtle propaganda we sent out—and then the women. Don't you think there will be some sort of howl? We've definitely led them to believe one thing and here we're sending them—well, the new colonists leave a lot to be desired."
Escher looked at him coldly. "Look, Mac, let's be cynical9 about this. That's why it was referred to us in the first place. Of course the girls we sent aren't the most beautiful or the most glamorous10. Those girls are already married and you couldn't get them to leave, no matter what you did. The girls we sent are the ones who weren't wanted here on Earth. We even killed two birds with one stone and solved the crime problem."
He held up his hand when MacDonald started to object.
"Don't say it, Mac. Stop and think for a moment. What danger can a shoplifter do on a colony planet? There's nothing to steal. And without large cities, most other types of crime will have equally tough sledding. Besides, we eliminated those who had natural criminal tendencies. Most of the others had drifted into it as an outlet11 for their sense of insecurity, the feeling of not being wanted."
MacDonald looked worried.
"All right, what happens when the colonists find out, Claude? What happens when they find out we shipped them the castoffs, the leftovers12?"
"The point is, Mac, they'll never find out. They're Second System colonists. You know how the Colonization13 Board works. Planet A colonizes14 planet B. Planet B colonizes planet C. Given a suitable number of generations, the people on planet C will never have seen people from planet A. Earth is planet A. The colony planets to which the women were sent are all planet Cs.
"You see, the catch is that the colonists will have no basis on which to make comparisons. They've never seen women from Earth!"
"I still don't like it. They have seen women from other planets. After taking a look at the last shipload of females that left Earth, I'm still worried."
Escher laughed. "That's because you haven't seen some of the colony women, Mac. Tell me, what is the most cultured and socially up-to-date planet? Earth, of course. Now on what planet has husband-hunting and pleasing been developed into an all-out struggle with fine scientific techniques? Earth, again. The colonists don't have a chance.
"When it comes to catching15 and pleasing the male, the girls from Earth have really had an education. They can take care of themselves. Don't worry about that. Who's to tell the colonists the girls aren't the cream of the crop, anyway? Not the girls themselves, certainly. And not us. I tell you they'll never find out, Mac."
"You're positive that the colonists will be pleased with the women?"
Escher hesitated. "Well, reasonably." He sounded a little wistful. He practiced his swing a few more times, barely missing the lamp on his desk.
"I thought the advertising was rather clever, too. They'll feel a great obligation to us for sending them 'Earth's Fairest Daughters.' Be good for strengthening the ties to the mother planet."
MacDonald looked somewhat happier.
"What about the women themselves, though? We sold them a bill of goods, too, you know. They're expecting modern cities and handsome, rugged16 heroes for husbands. I know damn well that a lot of the colonies aren't much more than sinkholes and I suspect the sanitary17, rugged, thoughtful male is strictly18 off the artist's drawing board. What happens when the women find that out?"
Escher took the ball out of the glass and went back a few paces for another try.
"Don't forget, Mac, the girls are the ones who weren't wanted here, the ones who were heading up for lives as old maids. They're going to planets where they're strictly a scarce item, where they'll be appreciated. The colonists will think they're getting something special and they'll treat the girls that way. They'll take good care of them. There might be a few difficulties at first, but it'll come out all right."
"In other words, the whole thing hinges on how the colonists receive the girls. Isn't that it?"
The ball thunked solidly into the glass again and rolled out.
"That's right. We've hedged our bets the best we can. Now we'll have to wait and see. But I don't think we have anything to worry about."
"Uh-huh," MacDonald grumbled19. "It works out nice in theory, but I wonder how it'll be in practice."
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