The spot Albert Edward and I inhabit just now is very interesting; things happen all round us. There is a tame balloon tied by a string to the back garden, an ammunition2 column on either flank and an infantry3 battalion4 camped in front. Aeroplanes buzz overhead in flocks and there is a regular tank service past the door. One way and another our present location fairly teems5 with life; Albert Edward says it reminds him of London. To heighten the similarity we get bombed every night.
Promptly6 after Mess the song of the bomb-bird is heard. The searchlights stab and slash7 about the sky like tin swords in a stage duel8; presently they pick up the bomb-bird—a glittering flake9 of tinsel—and the racket begins. Archibalds pop, machine guns chatter10, rifles crack, and here and there some optimistic sportsman browns the Milky11 Way with a revolver. As Sir I. Newton's law of gravity is still in force and all that goes up must come down again, it is advisable to wear a parasol on one's walks abroad.
In view of the heavy lead-fall Albert Edward and I decided12 to have a dug-out. We dug down six inches and struck water in massed formation. I poked13 a finger into the water and licked it. "Tastes odd," said I, "brackish14 or salt or something."
"We've uncorked the blooming Atlantic, that's what," said Albert Edward; "cork15 it up again quickly or it'll bob up and swamp us." That done, we looked about for something that would stand digging into. The only thing we could find was a molehill, so we delved17 our way into that. We are residing in it now, Albert Edward, Maurice and I. We have called it "Mon Repos," and stuck up a notice saying we are inside, otherwise visitors would walk over it and miss us.
The chief drawback to "Mon Repos" is Maurice. Maurice is the proprietor18 by priority, a mole16 by nature. Our advent19 has more or less driven him into the hinterland of his home and he is most unpleasant about it. He sits in the basement and sulks by day, issuing at night to scrabble about among our boots, falling over things and keeping us awake. If we say "Boo! Shoo!" or any harsh word to him he doubles up the backstairs to the attic20 and kicks earth over our faces at three-minute intervals21 all night.
Albert Edward says he is annoyed about the rent, but I call that absurd. Maurice is perfectly22 aware that there is a war on, and to demand rent from soldiers who are defending his molehill with their lives is the most ridiculous proposition I ever heard of. As I said before, the situation is most unpleasant, but I don't see what we can do about it, for digging out Maurice means digging down "Mon Repos," and there's no sense in that. Albert Edward had a theory that the mole is a carnivorous animal, so he smeared23 a worm with carbolic tooth-paste and left it lying about. It lay about for days. Albert now admits his theory was wrong; the mole is a vegetarian24, he says; he was confusing it with trout25. He is in the throes of inventing an explosive potato for Maurice on the lines of a percussion26 grenade, but in the meanwhile that gentleman remains27 in complete mastery of the situation.
The balloon attached to our back garden is very tame. Every morning its keepers lead it forth28 from its abode29 by strings30, tie it to a longer string and let it go. All day it remains aloft, tugging31 gently at its leash32 and keeping an eye on the War. In the evening the keepers appear once more, haul it down and lead it home for the night. It reminds me for all the world of a huge docile33 elephant being bossed about by the mahout's infant family. I always feel like giving the gentle creature a bun.
Now and again the Boche birds come over disguised as clouds and spit mouthfuls of red-hot tracer-bullets at it, and then the observers hop34 out. One of them "hopped35 out" into my horse lines last week. That is to say his parachute caught in a tree and he hung swinging, like a giant pendulum36, over my horses' backs until we lifted him down. He came into "Mon Repos" to have bits of tree picked out of him. This was the sixth plunge37 overboard he had done in ten days, he told us. Sometimes he plunged38 into the most embarrassing situations. On one occasion he dropped clean through a bivouac roof into a hot bath containing a Lieutenant-Colonel, who punched him with a sponge and threw soap at him. On another he came fluttering down from the blue into the midst of a labour company of Chinese coolies, who immediately fell on their faces, worshipping him as some heavenly being, and later cut off all his buttons as holy relics39. An eventful life.
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