PON the very same day, General Belcher’s Act indemnifying Achilles Smith for the loss of his scalp by removing the Pottawatomie Indians from their reservation, was squeezed through the House by a majority of two votes. The bill provided for the immediate1 withdrawal2 of the Indians from their reservation in the Indian Territory, and the location of the tribe upon another reservation in Colorado, in a part of the country which is absolutely a desert, without water or shrubbery, and wholly unfit for the residence of any animal of a higher grade than a rattlesnake.
By some means the information of the action of the House was conveyed to the Pottawatomie chiefs, and they expressed to their agent their disgust in very strong language. The agent was scared, and he sent to Fort Gibson for a company of cavalry3 to protect him. The commander could spare but ten men. When the Indians discovered the approach of the soldiers they imagined that a force was coming to drive them from their homes, and accordingly296 they attacked the squad4, killed all but one man, and then the entire tribe went upon the warpath.
The Government took instant action. The Indians numbered about one thousand warriors5. The force sent to crush them included not more than two hundred cavalrymen. The Indians were mounted upon fleet and hardy6 ponies7, which could endure an incredible amount of fatigue8 and live upon grass. The cavalrymen bestrode horses which had performed service in New York omnibuses and upon St. Louis horse-cars, and which could hardly be driven faster than six miles an hour under stress. The Indians were armed with telescope rifles, breech-loading, and warranted to kill at three-quarters of a mile. These had been furnished gratuitously9 in time of peace by a beneficent Government. The soldiers were armed with short-range carbines, and with sabres which were about as useful in fighting savages10 who never came within gun-shot as a fishing-rod would have been. The Indians carried upon their ponies what food they wanted. The military force was encumbered11 by ambulances and several wagons12 carrying camp equipage. In a fight at close quarters the soldiers could have beaten their adversaries13 easily. In a race, which permitted no other fighting than occasional skirmishing, all the chances were on the side of the Indians; and a race was what the combatants were in for.
297 Just before the expedition was ready to start, General Belcher, by bringing some influence indirectly14 to bear, succeeded in having Major Dunwoody detailed15 to accompany it in command of the Commissary Department. The Major was wild with vexation and disgust.
“Pandora, darling,” he said, “you know that I was to get my leg to-morrow, and that we were to be married within the month?”
“Well! Won’t we? Is anything wrong?”
“Wrong! Why, my dear, I have just received from the War Department orders to accompany the expedition against the Pottawatomies. I start to-morrow for Fort Gibson.”
“How can you ride, with only one leg?”
“I am to command the Commissary Department. I shall have to ride in an ambulance. This is the fault of that accursed Smith. Why didn’t he and Belcher let the Indians alone?”
“And we can’t be married, then, until you return?”
“I don’t see how. Isn’t it outrageous16? I have the worst luck of any man in the army.”
Pandora looked as if she were going to cry.
“And your leg? Won’t you get that until you come back?”
“Yes, dear, I will take it out of the Museum this evening, and you can amuse yourself throwing it upon the canvas while I am gone.”
298 “Oh, that will be so nice!”
“So nice that I am gone?”
“Oh, Henry! How could you think I meant that?”
“I didn’t; I was only jesting. And you will think of me sometimes?”
“Yes, oh yes; every moment of the day.”
“And you love me very much?”
“Indeed, indeed, I do!”
“My darling!”
“My dearest!”
Probably the curtain might as well drop again at this point.
The expedition started from Fort Gibson. It marched straight across the Indian territory to the Pottawatomie Reservation. The savages had moved off, about a day’s march ahead of the soldiers, toward the northwest. The military pressed forward; the Indians kept always just a little in advance. The two forces crossed into Kansas. The troops pressed their omnibus horses a little harder, and came within sight of the Indian rear-guard. Then the savages spurred up and increased the interval17 between them and the pursuers.
The Pottawatomies headed for Colorado, and crossed the line in a few days, with the soldiers the usual distance behind. Just after passing the Colorado border, the Colonel commanding resolved to steal a march upon the foe18. One night, instead of299 going into camp, he pressed on until twelve o’clock, and then halted upon the bank of the Arkansas River.
Four omnibus horses succumbed19 under the strain, and ere morning dawned some Pottawatomies crept into the camp and stole six mules21.
The most degraded Indian was never known to steal a New York omnibus horse, even in the dark.
The next day the four dismounted troopers were placed in an ambulance, and the pursuit began again. The Indians fled up through Colorado into Wyoming Territory, and the Colonel commanding pushed after them, going faster and faster every day. By the time he reached Fort Russel, just over the edge of the Wyoming line, the route of his march was marked with a succession of omnibus and car horses in various stages of decay. At the Fort he obtained fresh horses, and sacrificing the baggage wagons, keeping only the ambulances, he pressed on.
On the 27th of August his scouts22 discovered the Indians in camp in a valley a few miles ahead. The Colonel resolved upon a surprise. When everything was arranged the troops charged down upon the village with a wild hurrah23. Not an Indian could be seen. The soldiers, however, burned the lodges24 and withdrew. Upon their return they found that in their absence the Indians had stampeded their mules and all their ambulances but300 one, which Major Dunwoody had saved by hard driving.
The chase was resumed with greater heat than ever. So far there had not been a chance for anything like a fight. In fact, not a dozen savages had been seen.
Within a week or two Wyoming was traversed and Montana Territory reached. There, just beyond the Crow Indian Reservation, the first Pottawatomie of the campaign was slain25. He sneaked26 into the camp one night, and while cutting loose one of Major Dunwoody’s mules, the mule20 kicked him upon the head and killed him.
On the 6th of October the soldiers had marched for thirty-six hours without rest, and it was believed that they would at last strike a telling blow upon the savages. Everything was ready for a fight, and the troops were full of eagerness for the fray27. While they were halting for water upon a small creek28, a friendly Gros Ventre Indian came in with the information that the fugitive29 Pottawatomies had crossed the British line and were now safe from pursuit within the dominions30 of Her Majesty31.
The Colonel and his officers and men fairly tore the English language into shreds32 in their efforts to express with the necessary emphasis their appreciation33 of the facts of the situation.
The “war” cost the Government a little less than a million and a half dollars, omnibus horses301 included; and it was estimated by well-informed persons that the flying Indians, while upon the route, destroyed private property to the amount of half a million more, besides killing34 and scalping a party of eighteen emigrants35 which was passing through Wyoming.
It seemed like rather a large price to pay for Mr. Achilles Smith’s scalp.
Some time during the month of September, while the chase was in progress, Achilles called at the house of Mrs. M’Duffy in Washington and asked for Pandora. He said,—
“Miss M’Duffy, I come upon a somewhat painful errand, but I have a duty devolving upon me, and I must perform it.”
“No bad news from Major Dunwoody, I hope, Mr. Smith?”
“I am sorry to say there is.”
Pandora’s eyes filled with tears. Her face became pale.
“What is it?” she asked.
“I have here a dispatch to the Secretary of War, saying that in a fight with the Indians, on last Wednesday week, Major Dunwoody—”
“Not killed! Oh, please don’t say he was slain! I can’t bear it.”
“No, not killed. Major Dunwoody has lost his other leg and his right arm.”
“How terrible!” screamed Pandora; then she wept bitterly.
302 “Terrible, indeed!” replied Smith in a sympathetic tone. “But you know this is the fortune of war. This it is to be a soldier.”
“Poor Henry! How he must have suffered! Do you know how he is? What are the chances of recovery?”
“It is dreadful, too dreadful!”
“Perfectly helpless, too. A mere burden upon those who will have to take care of him.”
“Not if they love him!”
“But surely you—you do not intend to cling to such a—a—such a disintegrated38 ruin as he?”
“I shall be true to him unto death.”
“I had hoped,” said Achilles sadly, “that now that Dunwoody is reduced to about one half his original dimensions, I might hope to have you consider my claims.”
“Never! It can never be!”
“Because I am about moving out on the Pottawatomie Reservation, and with you as my bride I could make it a little paradise here below. If you will take me, the Reservation is yours in fee-simple.”
“I scorn the offer, sir!”
“You scorn it, do you? Scorn the most splendid tract39 of land in the Mississippi Valley for the sake of marrying half of a man, whom you’ll have to carry to church in a market basket and to feed with a spoon!”
303 “Yes, sir. I scorn it and you. For to you and your wicked schemes against the unoffending Indians, this awful, this dreadful suffering of Major Dunwoody is due. I hate you! Yes, I hate you! Leave the house this instant, sir!”
Smith withdrew, and as he closed the door Pandora fell upon the sofa and cried as if her poor little heart would break.
Enter Mrs. M’Duffy.
“Pandora, my child, what is the matter?”
“What horrid Smith? I don’t know any such person. If you mean Mr. Achilles Smith, why, he didn’t tell me anything. I have not seen him.”
“Poor Major Dunwoody has had his arm shot off.”
“What! Not another limb lost! Why, the man is falling apart in sections.”
“And that’s not the worst of it.”
“Not the worst? Why, my child, what do you mean?”
“His other leg has been amputated.”
“Humph! Well, that’s agreeable news. No legs and only one arm. Pity they didn’t amputate his head at once. I suppose, of course, you will break your engagement?”
“Oh, mother! How can you be so unkind?”
“Pandora M’Duffy, you must be insane. Marry a man with only one limb. How is he going to304 waddle41 around? Do you intend to carry him under your arm, in a bundle?”
“He will go on wheels, of course,” said Pandora with brimming eyes.
“On wheels! A Hunsicker and a M’Duffy married to a man on wheels, and who has to slide on the banister when he wants to come downstairs! Why don’t you accept Mr. Smith at once? He is intact, I believe, with the exception of his scalp. This family seems to be haunted by men who are more or less in piecemeal42.”
“I would rather die than marry Smith.”
“You might do it for your mother’s sake, so as to be near to her.”
“Near to her? What do you mean?”
“Why, I came in to tell you, my child, that I have accepted General Belcher’s hand. I shall marry him, and we shall probably spend our summers at his prospective43 country seat upon the Pottawatomie Reservation.”
“General Belcher!” exclaimed Pandora in disgust; “I never thought, mother, it would come to that!”
Then Pandora swept out of the room, with her handkerchief to her eyes, leaving the majestic44 Mrs. M’Duffy in a condition of some uncertainty45 as to her daughter’s theory respecting the degree of humiliation46 which had been reached in her contract with the General.
305 “But I know he is rich, and that he has a promise of an appointment as Minister to Peru, where he expects to speculate in bark,” said Mrs. M’Duffy to herself.
The Secretary of the Interior Department at that period was an especially capable officer. He obtained by some means a clue to the secret of the movement against the Pottawatomie Reservation, and he followed it industriously47 by means of his agents. Late in the month of October he had probed the matter to the bottom, and he gave it to the newspapers.
The entire conspiracy48 of General Belcher and Achilles Smith was exposed, and an indignant nation discovered that the costly49 struggle with the Pottawatomies had not even so slight a basis of justice on the part of the Government as a real injury done to Achilles Smith. It was ascertained50 that Smith had not been scalped at all. He had merely had his hair pulled at the Pottawatomie agency by a muscular squaw whom he was trying to cheat out of her fair allowance of rations51.
It became clear that a Congressional investigation52 would be ordered before the year was out, and Achilles Smith fled. General Belcher’s conduct excited so much indignation at Kansas, that the politicians, following the popular lead, turned on him. He was arrested and tried upon a charge of bribery53, and was committed. When on his way to306 prison he knocked down his custodian54, took the first horse he came to, and started due South. It is supposed that he went to Mexico. The feeling in Kansas is that the unhappy land of the Montezumas has yet to experience her bitterest woes55. It will be a charming country to emigrate from when General Belcher begins to feel at home.
Early in November Major Dunwoody obtained release from his duties and came to Washington. He had not warned Pandora; he wished to surprise her. When he called he withheld56 his name from the servant. Pandora entered the room slowly. When she saw her lover she gave a little scream of joy and flew towards him. Before reaching him a thought struck her. She paused and seemed astonished.
“What’s the matter, darling? Aren’t you glad to see me?”
“Yes, but what—what—why—Henry dear, how is it you have your leg with you?”
“I always keep it by me, sweet. It is so convenient to have it along. You have the other one, you know.”
“But, Henry, you appear to have both arms, too.”
“I brought them to hug you with, you angel, you.”
She flew into them, and after a brief moment expended57 in exercising their lips, Pandora looked up into the Major’s face and said,—
307 “You know, dear, I heard that you had lost your other leg and one of your arms. I cried about it for a month.”
“Who gave you that information?”
“That scandalous story-teller, Achilles Smith.”
“Smith, hey! Is he still around? That young man is actually suffering for somebody to macerate58 him.”
“And you’re not hurt a bit, are you, deary?”
“I am a little dyspeptic from too regular dieting upon salt pork so tough that it creaked when I swallowed it; but that’s all.”
“Oh, Henry, you don’t know how glad I am!”
More osculatory exercise at this juncture59; but we will not stop to consider it, satisfactory as it appeared to be.
“And now, my love,” said the Major, as they sat together on the sofa, the Major’s right arm encircling Pandora’s waist, “tell me about everything.”
“Well, let me see. First of all—you know, mother?”
“Yes.”
“Well, she is going to marry Colonel Dabney.”
“You don’t say so?”
“Yes; she was engaged to General Belcher, but—”
“Not old Belcher of Kansas?”
“Yes; but he proved a rascal60, so she discarded308 him, and now she is engaged to Colonel Dabney. Splendid, isn’t it?”
“Perfectly splendid. By the way, have you copied my off leg yet?”
“Oh, yes; long ago.”
“Then your picture is done?”
“Yes, Henry dear, but—”
“What! Isn’t it satisfactory, after all?”
“It is to me, darling, but Colonel Dabney says Congress will never accept it.”
“Why not?”
“He seemed embarrassed when I asked him the reason, and he turned the subject.”
“Absolutely hopeless, is it?”
“Colonel Dabney says so.”
“What will you do with it?”
“I don’t know, dear; what do you think?”
“Couldn’t you alter it into something else?”
“I thought of that. It occurred to me that maybe I might turn it into the Execution of Mary Queen of Scots and get the Canadian Government to buy it.”
“Not a bad idea.”
“Paint in different clothes, you know, on Washington, and fix up the tree somehow into Mary Queen of Scots. I think the hatchet61 will do as it is—do for the executioner’s axe62, you know.”
“I see. It’s a good notion.”
“Mother said she thought I might make it a309 battle between a Crusader and a Saracen, but the tree is in the wrong position for a person supposed to be fighting.”
“Won’t do at all, of course.”
“When General Belcher was here he said he believed that by painting the grass red so as to represent fire, and making a mast with rigging out of the tree, it might pass for the Boy who stood on the Burning Deck—Casabianca. But the Canadian Government would not care particularly about the Boy who stood on the Burning Deck, would they, Henry?”
“I have a dim idea that they wouldn’t.”
“I think I’ll stick to Mary Queen of Scots.”
“And now about our wedding?”
“I’m ready.”
“Name the day.”
“Will next Thursday do?”
“Admirable. So, next Thursday you will be my darling wife.”
“And you will be my sweet, splendid husband.”
“Pandora!”
“Henry!”
Another fall of the curtain appears to be necessary just here. We will ring it down. If it could have been raised again a glimpse might have been caught of a pretty room in which sat a lovely and smiling woman by the side of a table, sewing. Close to her sat a handsome young soldier, with one leg310 upon the floor. His other leg bobbed about in a huge jar that rested in a corner. Pandora M’Duffy had been transformed into Mrs. Major Henry G. Dunwoody, and she was happy.
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