In the town where she lived was a lady of honorable condition, somewhat past middle age, who was possessed6 of pretty ample means, of cultivated tastes, of excellent principles, of exemplary character, and of more than common accomplishments7. The gentleman in black broadcloth and white neckerchief only echoed the common voice about her, when he called her, after enjoying, beneath her hospitable8 roof, an excellent cup of tea, with certain elegances9 and luxuries he was unaccustomed to, “The Model of all the Virtues11.”
She deserved this title as well as almost any woman. She did really bristle12 with moral excellences13. Mention any good thing she had not done; I should like to see you try! There was no handle of weakness to take hold of her by; she was as unseizable, except in her totality, as a billiard-ball; and on the broad, green, terrestrial table, where she had been knocked about, like all of us, by the cue of Fortune, she glanced from every human contact, and “caromed” from one relation to another,[21] and rebounded14 from the stuffed cushion of temptation, with such exact and perfect angular movements, that the Enemy’s corps15 of Reporters had long given up taking notes of her conduct, as there was no chance for their master.
What an admirable person for the patroness and directress of a slightly self-willed child, with the lightning zigzag16 line of genius running like a glittering vein17 through the marble whiteness of her virgin18 nature! One of the lady-patroness’s peculiar19 virtues was calmness. She was resolute20 and strenuous21, but still. You could depend on her for every duty; she was as true as steel. She was kind-hearted and serviceable in all the relations of life. She had more sense, more knowledge, more conversation, as well as more goodness, than all the partners you have waltzed with this winter put together.
Yet no man was known to have loved her, or even to have offered himself to her in marriage. It was a great wonder. I am very anxious to vindicate22 my character as a philosopher and an observer of Nature by accounting23 for this apparently24 extraordinary fact.
You may remember certain persons who have the misfortune of presenting to the friends whom they meet a cold, damp hand. There are states of mind in which a contact of this kind has a depressing effect on the vital powers that makes us insensible to all the virtues and graces of the proprietor25 of one of these life-absorbing organs. When they touch us, virtue10 passes out of us, and we feel as if our electricity had been drained by a powerful negative battery, carried about by an overgrown human torpedo26.
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“The Model of all the Virtues” had a pair of searching eyes as clear as Wenham ice; but they were slower to melt than that fickle27 jewelry28. Her features disordered themselves slightly at times in a surface-smile, but never broke loose from their corners and indulged in the riotous29 tumult30 of a laugh,——which, I take it, is the mob-law of the features,——and propriety31 the magistrate32 who reads the riot-act. She carried the brimming cup of her inestimable virtues with a cautious, steady hand, and an eye always on them, to see that they did not spill. Then she was an admirable judge of character. Her mind was a perfect laboratory of tests and reagents; every syllable33 you put into breath went into her intellectual eudiometer, and all your thoughts were recorded on litmus-paper. I think there has rarely been a more admirable woman. Of course, Miss Iris34 was immensely and passionately35 attached to her.——Well,——these are two highly oxygenated adverbs,——grateful,——suppose we say,——yes,——grateful, dutiful, obedient to her wishes for the most part,——perhaps not quite up to the concert pitch of such a perfect orchestra of the virtues.
We must have a weak spot or two in a character before we can love it much. People that do not laugh or cry, or take more of anything than is good for them, or use anything but dictionary words, are admirable subjects for biographies. But we don’t always care most for those flat-pattern flowers that press best in the herbarium.
This immaculate woman,——why couldn’t she have a fault or two? Isn’t there any old whisper which will tarnish36 that wearisome aureole of saintly perfection?[23] Doesn’t she carry a lump of opium37 in her pocket? Isn’t her cologne-bottle replenished38 oftener than its legitimate39 use would require? It would be such a comfort!
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