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Mrs. Jewls rang her cowbell. "I have some wonderful news," she said.

The children stopped what they were doing and looked up. They waited for Mrs. Jewls to tell them the wonderful news.

"You are a very lucky class indeed," said Mrs. Jewls. "Mrs. Waloosh, the world famous dancer, will be coming here to Wayside School! She will teach you how to dance!"

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Everyone was still waiting for the wonderful news.

"Isn't that exciting?" asked Mrs. Jewls. "You will see her every Wednesday instead of going to P.E."

"Will girls have to dance with boys?" asked Jenny.

"I suppose," said Mrs. Jewls.

"Gross!" exclaimed Leslie.

"Yuck!" said Dana.

"Will boys have to dance with girls?" asked Ron.

"Obviously," said Mrs. Jewls.

"No way!" said Eric Fry.

"I'd rather dance with a dead rat!" said Terrence.

Everybody started talking at once-about cooties, and warts1, and other horrible diseases you get from touching2 girls or boys.

Mrs. Jewls rang her cowbell again and told them to settle down.

"Mrs. Jewls, I don't need to take dancing lessons," said Eric Bacon. "I already know how to dance!"

"Yes, Eric, I've seen you 'dance,' " Mrs. Jewls said sarcastically3.

Eric Bacon was a great breakdancer. But break-dancing was no longer allowed at Wayside School. That was because every time Eric danced, he broke something.

"Mrs. Waloosh will teach you the grace and beauty of classical ballroom4 dancing," said Mrs. Jewls.

Everybody groaned5.

On Wednesday they all headed down to their first

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dancing lesson. Except Myron. Myron went to P.E.

"How come Myron never has to do anything?" asked Jason.

"I don't know!" said Calvin. "I've been wondering about that too."

"Myron's father must be friends with the president," said Bebe.

"I think Myron gave Mr. Kidswatter a thousand dollars," said Todd.

"No, I bet he's blackmailing6 Mrs. Jewls," said Jenny.

"How could he do that?" asked Benjamin.

"Maybe Mrs. Jewls got drunk!" said Jenny. "And then she danced on top of her desk with a lampshade on her head. And Myron took her picture. And so now Mrs. Jewls has to let Myron do anything he wants, or else he'll show the picture to Mr. Kid-swatter!"

"That makes sense," said Mac.

"Except if she had a lampshade on her head, how would Mr. Kidswatter know it was Mrs. Jewls?" asked Todd.

No one knew the answer to that.

They entered the room on the second floor.

"Welcome!" said Mrs. Waloosh, a strange-looking woman with bright red hair. It looked like her head was on fire. "My name eez Meez Valooosh. It's so wonderful to be here at Vayside School."

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She wore pink tights and a sparkling pink top. "I hope ve vill be friends, yes?" she asked.

Nobody said a word.

All around were red and green balls. There was also one yellow ball. This was the room where Louis kept the balls for lunch and recess7. It was also the room that was always used for school dances. It was the ballroom.

"So!" exclaimed Mrs. Waloosh. "Who vill be first?"

Everyone tried to hide behind someone else.

Mrs. Waloosh put her hands on Ron's face. "Vhat eez your name?" she asked.

"Ron," he squeaked8.

"RONALDO!" bellowed9 Mrs. Waloosh. "King of the Gypsies!"

"I don't know how to dance," said Ron.

"Dahnce?" asked Mrs. Waloosh. She looked very surprised. "Ve are not going to dahnce," she said.

"We're not?" asked Ron.

"No, Ronaldo," whispered Mrs. Waloosh. "Ve are going to tango!"

She put her left arm around Ron's waist. Then she grabbed his left hand with her right and stuck it way out in front of them. Suddenly the music started.

Mrs. Waloosh dragged poor Ron across the room as she stomped10 her feet in time to the music.

Domp. Domp-domp. Domp-domp. Da-da-domp.

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Domp! Domp! Domp! Domp! Domp-domp-domp-domp-domp, "HEY!"

When she yelled "HEY!" she threw Ron up in the air and clapped her hands. Ron turned a somersault in midair; then Mrs. Waloosh caught him. They tangoed back to where they started. Ron's eyes were spinning in opposite directions.

"Hey, that looked like fun," said Maurecia. "Do me."

"Very veil," said Mrs. Waloosh. She grabbed Maurecia and tangoed with her across the room. Domp. Domp-domp. Domp-domp. Da-da-domp. Domp! Domp! Domp! Domp! Domp-domp-domp-domp-domp, "HEY!" She threw Maurecia up in the air and clapped her hands.

Maurecia turned a double somersault before Mrs. Waloosh caught her. They tangoed back to the front.

"My turn," said Terrence.

As Mrs. Waloosh tangoed with Terrence, the other kids stamped their feet along with Mrs. Waloosh. They all yelled "HEY!" at the same time and clapped their hands.

One by one, Mrs. Waloosh tangoed with every kid in the class. The other kids danced with each other. Boys danced with girls, and girls danced with boys. They didn't care. Paul danced with Leslie. Dana danced with John. Terrence danced with Rondi. Allison danced with Jason. D.J. danced with Kathy. Todd danced with Joy.

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"HEY!" they all shouted together.

Of course, they weren't strong enough to throw each other up in the air. Instead, they tried to trip each other and throw each other to the ground. "HEY!"

Even Kathy was having fun. "HEY!" she shouted as she kicked D. J. in the rear end.

They also threw the balls at each other. "HEY!"

Mrs. Waloosh began to get tired. Sometimes she didn't catch the children after she tossed them in the air.

Deedee crashed to the floor. "Wow," she said, "this is more fun than murder-the-man-with-the-ball! HEY!"

At last the music stopped. Domp! Domp! Domp! Domp! Domp-domp-domp-domp-domp. And everyone shouted "HEY!" one last time.

Mrs. Waloosh clapped her hands. "Vonderful!" she exclaimed. "Fahntasteek!"

They all staggered out of the ballroom, cut up, bruised11, and bleeding.

"Next veek, ve valtz!" Mrs. Waloosh called after them.

"So how did everyone like dancing?" asked Mrs. Jewls when they returned.

"Dahnce?" asked Ronaldo, King of the Gypsies. "Ve didn't dahnce."

"You didn't?" asked Mrs. Jewls.

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"No," said Ronaldo. "Ve tangoed!"

Everyone cheered.

"It vas vonderful!" exclaimed Kathy.

"Fahntasteek!" said Terrence.

Myron was sorry he had missed it.

"I can't vait till next Vednesday," said Todd.

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1 warts b5d5eab9e823b8f3769fad05f1f2d423     
n.疣( wart的名词复数 );肉赘;树瘤;缺点
参考例句:
  • You agreed to marry me, warts and all! 是你同意和我结婚的,我又没掩饰缺陷。 来自辞典例句
  • Talk about trying to cure warts with spunk-water such a blame fool way as that! 用那样糊涂蛋的方法还谈什么仙水治疣子! 来自英汉文学 - 汤姆历险
2 touching sg6zQ9     
adj.动人的,使人感伤的
参考例句:
  • It was a touching sight.这是一幅动人的景象。
  • His letter was touching.他的信很感人。
3 sarcastically sarcastically     
adv.挖苦地,讽刺地
参考例句:
  • 'What a surprise!' Caroline murmured sarcastically.“太神奇了!”卡罗琳轻声挖苦道。
  • Pierce mocked her and bowed sarcastically. 皮尔斯嘲笑她,讽刺地鞠了一躬。
4 ballroom SPTyA     
n.舞厅
参考例句:
  • The boss of the ballroom excused them the fee.舞厅老板给他们免费。
  • I go ballroom dancing twice a week.我一个星期跳两次交际舞。
5 groaned 1a076da0ddbd778a674301b2b29dff71     
v.呻吟( groan的过去式和过去分词 );发牢骚;抱怨;受苦
参考例句:
  • He groaned in anguish. 他痛苦地呻吟。
  • The cart groaned under the weight of the piano. 大车在钢琴的重压下嘎吱作响。 来自《简明英汉词典》
6 blackmailing 5179dc6fb450aa50a5119c7ec77af55f     
胁迫,尤指以透露他人不体面行为相威胁以勒索钱财( blackmail的现在分词 )
参考例句:
  • The policemen kept blackmailing him, because they had sth. on him. 那些警察之所以经常去敲他的竹杠是因为抓住把柄了。
  • Democratic paper "nailed" an aggravated case of blackmailing to me. 民主党最主要的报纸把一桩极为严重的讹诈案件“栽”在我的头上。
7 recess pAxzC     
n.短期休息,壁凹(墙上装架子,柜子等凹处)
参考例句:
  • The chairman of the meeting announced a ten-minute recess.会议主席宣布休会10分钟。
  • Parliament was hastily recalled from recess.休会的议员被匆匆召回开会。
8 squeaked edcf2299d227f1137981c7570482c7f7     
v.短促地尖叫( squeak的过去式和过去分词 );吱吱叫;告密;充当告密者
参考例句:
  • The radio squeaked five. 收音机里嘟嘟地发出五点钟报时讯号。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
  • Amy's shoes squeaked on the tiles as she walked down the corridor. 埃米走过走廊时,鞋子踩在地砖上嘎吱作响。 来自辞典例句
9 bellowed fa9ba2065b18298fa17a6311db3246fc     
v.发出吼叫声,咆哮(尤指因痛苦)( bellow的过去式和过去分词 );(愤怒地)说出(某事),大叫
参考例句:
  • They bellowed at her to stop. 他们吼叫着让她停下。
  • He bellowed with pain when the tooth was pulled out. 当牙齿被拔掉时,他痛得大叫。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
10 stomped 0884b29fb612cae5a9e4eb0d1a257b4a     
v.跺脚,践踏,重踏( stomp的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句:
  • She stomped angrily out of the office. 她怒气冲冲,重步走出办公室。
  • She slammed the door and stomped (off) out of the house. 她砰的一声关上了门,暮暮地走出了屋了。 来自辞典例句
11 bruised 5xKz2P     
[医]青肿的,瘀紫的
参考例句:
  • his bruised and bloodied nose 他沾满血的青肿的鼻子
  • She had slipped and badly bruised her face. 她滑了一跤,摔得鼻青脸肿。


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