They say our climate’s damp and cold,
And lungs are tender things;
My uncle’s much abroad and old,
But when “King Cole” he sings,
A Stentor’s voice, enough to stun1,
Declares him an Undying One.
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V.
Others have died from needle-pricks,
And very slender blows;
From accidental slips or kicks,
Or bleedings at the nose;
Or choked by grape-stone, or a bun—
But he is the Undying One!
VI.
A soldier once, he once endur’d
A bullet in the breast—
It might have kill’d—but only cured
An asthma2 in the chest;
He was not to be slain3 with gun,
For he is the Undying One.
VII.
In water once too long he dived,
And all supposed him beat,
He seem’d so cold—but he revived
To have another heat,
Just when we thought his race was run,
And came in fresh—th’ Undying One!
VIII.
To look at Meux’s once he went,
And tumbled in the vat—
And greater Jobs their lives have spent
In lesser4 boils than that,—
He left the beer quite underdone,
No bier to the Undying One!
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IX.
He’s been from strangulation black,
From bile, of yellow hue5,
Scarlet6 from fever’s hot attack,
From cholera7 morbus blue;
Yet with these dyes—to use a pun—
He still is the Undying One.
X.
He rolls in wealth, yet has no wife
His three per Cents. to share;
He never married in his life,
Or flirted8 with the fair;
The sex he made a point to shun9,
For beauty an Undying One.
XI.
To judge him by the present signs,
The future by the past,
So quick he lives, so slow declines,
The Last Man won’t be last,
But buried underneath10 a ton
Of mould by the Undying One!
XII.
Next Friday week, his birth-day boast,
His ninetieth year he spends,
And I shall have his health to toast
Amongst expectant friends,
And wish—it really sounds like fun—
Long life to the Undying One!
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1 stun | |
vt.打昏,使昏迷,使震惊,使惊叹 | |
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n.气喘病,哮喘病 | |
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杀死,宰杀,杀戮( slay的过去分词 ); (slay的过去分词) | |
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