A recent American author has described as an essential attribute of high birth and breeding in England, a certain sort of quakerly composure, in all possible sudden emergencies, such as an alarm of the house on fire, or a man falling into a fit by one’s side; in fact, the same kind of self-command which Pope
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praises in a lady who is “mistress of herself, though China fall.” In this particular Miss Norman’s conduct justified3 her pretensions4. She was mistress of herself, though her horse fell. She did not start—exclaim—put her head out of the window, or even let down the front glass: she only adjusted herself more exactly in the middle of the seat, drew herself bolt upright, and fixed5 her eyes on the back of the coach-box. In this posture6 Humphrey found her.
“If you please, Ma’am, Planty-ginit be dead.” The lady acquiesced7 with the smallest nod ever made.
“I’ve took off the collar, and the bit out, and got un out o’ harness entirely8; but he be as unanimate as his own shoes;” and the informant looked earnestly at the lady to observe the effect of the communication. But she never moved a muscle; and honest Humphrey was just shutting the coach-door, to go and finish the laying out of the corpse9, when he was recalled.
“Humphrey!”
“What’s your pleasure, Ma’am?”
“Remember, another time——”
“Yes, Ma’am.”
“When a horse of mine is deceased——”
“Yes, Ma’am.”
“Touch your hat.”
The abashed10 coachman instantly paid up the salute11 in arrear12. Unblessed by birthright with self-possession, he had not even the advantage of experience in the first families, where he might have learned a little from good example: he was a raw uncouth13 country servant, with the great merit of being cheap, whom Miss Norman had undertaken to educate; but he was still so far from proficient14, that in the importance of breaking the death to his mistress, he had omitted one of those minor15 tokens of respect which she always rigorously exacted.
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It was now my own turn to come forward, and as deferentially16 as if she had been indeed the last of the Conqueror’s Normandy pippins, I tendered a seat in my chaise, which she tacitly declined, with a gracious gesture of head and hand.
“If you please, Ma’am,” said Humphrey, taking care to touch his hat, and shutting his head into the carriage so that I might not overhear him, “he’s a respectable kind of gentleman enough, and connected with some of the first houses.”
“The gentleman’s name?”
“To be sure, Ma’am, the gentleman can’t help his name,” answered Humphrey, fully17 aware of the peculiar18 prejudices of his mistress; “but it be Huggins.”
“ONE MAY GO FARTHER AND FARE WORSE”—AS THE HORSE SAID
“Shut the door.”
It appeared, on explanation with the coachman, that he had mistaken me for a person in the employ of the opulent firm of
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Naylor and Co., whose province it was to travel throughout Britain with samples of hardware in the box-seat of his gig. I did not take the trouble to undeceive him, but determining to see the end of the affair, I affected19 to hope that the lady would change her mind; and accordingly I renewed, from time to time, my offer of accommodation, which was always stiffly declined. After a tolerably long pause on all sides, my expectation was excited by the appearance of the W—— coach coming through the Binn Gate, the only public vehicle that used the road. At sight of the dead horse, the driver (the noted20 Jem Wade21) pulled up—alighted—and standing22 at the carriage-door with his hat off, as if he knew his customer, made an offer of his services. But Miss Norman, more dignified23 than ever, waved him off with her hand. Jem became more pressing, and the lady more rigid24. “She never rode,” she condescended25 to say, “in public vehicles.” Jem entreated26 again; but “she was accustomed to be driven by her own coachman.” It was in vain that in answer he praised the quietness of his team, the safety of his patent boxes, besides promising27 the utmost steadiness and sobriety on his own part. Miss Norman still looked perseveringly28 at the back of her coach-box; which, on an unlucky assurance that “he would take as much care of her as of his own mother,” she exchanged for a steady gaze at the side-window, opposite to the coachman, so long as he remained in the presence.
“By your leave, Ma’am,” said Humphrey, putting his hand to his hat, and keeping it there, “Mr. Wade be a very civil-spoken careful whip, and his coach loads very respectable society. There’s Sir Vincent Ball on the box.”
“If Sir Vincent Ball chooses to degrade himself, it is no rule for me,” retorted the lady, without turning her head; when, lo! Sir Vincent appeared himself, and politely endeavoured to persuade her out of her prejudices. It was useless. Miss Norman’s ancestors had one and all expressed a very decided29
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opinion against stage-coaches, by never getting into one; and “she did not feel disposed to disgrace a line longer than common, by riding in any carriage but her own.” Sir Vincent bowed and retreated. So did Jem Wade, without bowing, fervently30 declaring “he would never do the civil thing to the old female sex again!”
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