B with her mother, arguing in a taxi in front of Takashimaya. N enjoying a joint1 on the steps of the Met. C buying new school shoes at Barneys. And a familiar, tall, eerily2 beautiful blond girl emerging from a New Haven3 line train in Grand Central Station. Approximate age, seventeen. Could it be? S is back?! THE GIRL WHO LEAVES FOR BOARDING SCHOOL, GETS KICKED OUT, AND COMES BACK Yes, S is back from boarding school. Her hair is longer, paler. Her blue eyes have that deep mysteriousness of kept secrets. She is wearing the same old fabulous4 clothes, now in rags from fending5 off New England storms. This morning S's laughter echoed off the steps of the Met, where we will no longer be able to enjoy a quick smoke and a cappuccino without seeing her waving to us from her parents' apartment across the street. She has picked up the habit of biting her fingernails, which makes us wonder about her even more, and while we are all dying to ask her why she got kicked out of boarding school, we won't, because we'd really rather she had stayed away. But S is definitely here. Just to be safe, we should all synchronize6 our watches. If we aren't careful, S is going to win over our teachers, wear that dress we couldn't fit into, eat the last olive, have sex in our parents' beds, spill Campari on our rugs, steal our brothers' and our boyfriends' hearts, and basically ruin our lives and piss us all off in a major way. I'll be watching closely. I'll be watching all of us. It's going to be a wild and wicked year. I can smell it. Love, like most juicy stories, it started at a party “I watched Nickelodeon all morning in my room so I wouldn't have to eat breakfast with them,” Blair Waldorf told her two best friends and Constance Billard School classmates, Kati Farkas and Isabel Coates. “My mother cooked him an omelet. I didn't even know she knew how to use the stove.” Blair tucked her long, dark brown hair behind her ears and swigged her mother's fine vintage scotch7 from the crystal tumbler in her hand. She was already on her second glass. “What shows did you watch?” Isabel asked, removing a stray strand8 of hair from Blair's black cashmere cardigan. “Who cares?” Blair said, stamping her foot. She was wearing her new black ballet flats. Very bow-tie proper preppy, which she could get away with because she could change her mind in an instant and put on her trashy, pointed9, knee-high boots and that sexy metallic10 skirt her mother hated. Poof–rock star sex kitten. Meow. “The point is, I was trapped in my room all morning because they were busy having a gross romantic breakfast in their matching red silk bathrobes. They didn't even take showers.” Blair took another gulp11 of her drink. The only way to tolerate the thought of her mother sleeping with that man was to get drunk–very drunk. Luckily Blair and her friends came from the kind of families for whom drinking was as commonplace as blowing your nose. Their parents believed in the quasi-European idea that the more access kids have to alcohol, the less likely they are to abuse it. So Blair and her friends could drink whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted, as long as they maintained their grades and their looks and didn't embarrass themselves or the family by puking in public, pissing their pants, or ranting12 in the streets. The same thing went for everything else, like sex or drugs–as long as you kept up appearances, you were all right. But keep your panties on. That's coming later. The man Blair was so upset about was Cyrus Rose, her mother's new boyfriend. At that very moment Cyrus Rose was standing13 on the other side of the living room, greeting the dinner guests. He looked like someone who might help you pick out shoes at Saks–bald, except for a small, bushy mustache, his fat stomach barely hidden in a shiny blue double-breasted suit. He jingled14 the change in his pocket incessantly15, and when he took his jacket off, there were big, nasty sweat marks on his underarms. He had a loud laugh and was very sweet to Blair's mother. But he wasn't Blair's father. Last year Blair's father ran off to France with another man. No kidding. They live in a chateau16 and run a vineyard together. Which is actually pretty cool if you think about it. Of course none of that was Cyrus Rose's fault, but that didn't matter to Blair. As far as Blair was concerned, Cyrus Rose was a completely annoying, fat, loser. But tonight Blair was going to have to tolerate Cyrus Rose, because the dinner party her mother was giving was in his honor, and all the Waldorfs' family friends were there to meet him: the Bass17 family and their sons Chuck and Donald; Mr. Farkas and his daughter, Kati; the well-known actor Arthur Coates, his wife Titi, and their daughters, Isabel, Regina, and Camilla; Captain and Mrs. Archibald and their son Nate. The only ones still missing were Mr. and Mrs. van der Woodsen whose teenage daughter, Serena, and son, Erik, were both away at school. Blair's mother was famous for her dinner parties, and this was her first since her infamous18 divorce. The Waldorf penthouse had been expensively redecorated that summer in deep reds and chocolate browns, and it was full of antiques and artwork that would have impressed anyone who knew anything about art. In the center of the dining room table was an enormous silver bowl full of white orchids19, pussy20 willows21, and chestnut22 tree branches–a modern ensemble23 from Takashimaya, the Fifth Avenue luxury goods store. Gold-leafed place cards lay on every porcelain24 plate. In the kitchen, Myrtle the cook was singing Bob Marley songs to the soufflé, and the sloppy25 Irish maid, Esther, hadn't poured scotch down anyone's dress yet, thank God. Blair was the one getting sloppy. And if Cyrus Rose didn't stop harassing26 Nate, her boyfriend, she was going to have to go over there and spill her scotch all over his tacky Italian loafers. “You and Blair have been going out a long time, am I right?” Cyrus said, punching Nate in the arm. He was trying to get the kid to loosen up a little. All these Upper East Side kids were way too uptight27. That's what he thinks. Give them time. “You sleep with her yet?” Cyrus asked. Nate turned redder than the upholstery on the eighteenth-century French chaise next to him. “Well, we've known each other practically since we were born,” he stuttered. “But we've only been going out for like, a year. We don't want to ruin it by, you know, rushing, before we're ready?” Nate was just spitting back the line that Blair always gave him when he asked her if she was ready to do it or not. But he was talking to his girlfriend's mother's boyfriend. What was he supposed to say, “Dude, if I had my way we'd be doing it right now”? “Absolutely,” Cyrus Rose said. He clasped Nate's shoulder with a fleshy hand. Around his wrist was one of those gold Cartier cuff28 bracelets29 that you screw on and never take off–very popular in the 1980s and not so popular now, unless you've actually bought into that whole '80s revival30 thing. Hello? “Let me give you some advice,” Cyrus told Nate, as if Nate had a choice. “Don't listen to a word that girl says. Girls like surprises. They want you to keep things interesting. You know what I mean?” Nate nodded, frowning. He tried to remember the last time he'd surprised Blair. The only thing that came to mind was the time he'd brought her an ice cream cone31 when he picked her up at her tennis lesson. That was over a month ago, and it was a pretty lame32 surprise by any standard. At this rate, he and Blair might never have sex. Nate was one of those boys you look at and while you're looking at them, you know they're thinking, that girl can't take her eyes off me because I'm so hot. Although he didn't act at all conceited33 about it. He couldn't help looking hot, he was just born that way. Poor guy. That night Nate was wearing the moss-green cashmere V-neck sweater Blair had given him last Easter, when her father had taken them skiing in Sun Valley for a week. Secretly, Blair had sewn a tiny gold heart pendant onto the inside of one of the sweater's sleeves, so that Nate would always be wearing her heart on his sleeve.
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adj.联合的,共同的;n.关节,接合处;v.连接,贴合 | |
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