“On Feb. 18, 1763, of the vulgar era, the sun entering the sign of the fishes, I was transported to heaven, as all my friends can bear witness. The mare2 Borac, of Mahomet, was not my steed, neither was the fiery3 chariot of Elijah my carriage. I was not carried on the elephant of Somonocodom, the Siamese; on the horse of St. George, the patron of England; nor on St. Anthony’s pig. I avow4 with frankness that my journey was made I know not how.
“It will be easily believed that I was dazzled; but it will not so easily be credited that I witnessed the judgment5 of the dead. And who were the judges? They were — do not be displeased6 at it — all those who have done good to man. Confucius, Solon, Socrates, Titus, Antoninus, Epictetus, Charron, de Thou, Chancellor7 de L’ H?pital, and all the great men who, having taught and practised the virtues8 that God requires, seemed to be the only persons possessing the right of pronouncing his decrees.
“I shall not describe on what thrones they were seated, nor how many celestial9 beings were prostrated10 before the eternal architect of all worlds, nor what a crowd of the inhabitants of these innumerable worlds appeared before the judges. I shall not even give an account of several little interesting peculiarities11 which were exceedingly striking.
“I remarked that every spirit who pleaded his cause and displayed his specious12 pretensions13 had beside him all the witnesses of his actions. For example, when Cardinal14 Lorraine boasted of having caused some of his opinions to be adopted by the Council of Trent, and demanded eternal life as the price of his orthodoxy, there immediately appeared around him twenty ladies of the court, all bearing on their foreheads the number of their interviews with the cardinal. I also saw those who had concerted with him the foundations of the infamous15 league. All the accomplices16 of his wicked designs surrounded him.
“Over against Cardinal Lorraine was John Calvin, who boasted, in his gross patois17, of having trampled18 upon the papal idol19, after others had overthrown20 it. ‘I have written against painting and sculpture,’ said he; ‘I have made it apparent that good works are of no avail, and I have proved that it is diabolical21 to dance a minuet. Send away Cardinal Lorraine quickly, and place me by the side of St. Paul.’
“As he spoke22 there appeared by his side a lighted pile; a dreadful spectre, wearing round his neck a Spanish frill, arose half burned from the midst of the flames, with dreadful shrieks23. ‘Monster,’ cried he; ‘execrable monster, tremble! recognize that Servetus, whom you caused to perish by the most cruel torments24, because he had disputed with you on the manner in which three persons can form one substance.’ Then all the judges commanded that Cardinal Lorraine should be thrown into the abyss, but that Calvin should be punished still more rigorously.
“I saw a prodigious25 crowd of spirits, each of which said, ‘I have believed, I have believed!’ but on their forehead it was written, ‘I have acted,’ and they were condemned26.
“The Jesuit Letellier appeared boldly with the bull Unigenitus in his hand. But there suddenly arose at his side a heap, consisting of two thousand lettres-de-cachet. A Jansenist set fire to them, and Letellier was burned to a cinder27; while the Jansenist, who had no less caballed than the Jesuit, had his share of the flames.
“I saw approach, from right and left, troops of fakirs, talapoins, bonzes, and black, white, and gray monks28, who all imagined that, to make their court to the Supreme29 Being, they must either sing, scourge30 themselves, or walk quite naked. ‘What good have you done to men?’ was the query31. A dead silence succeeded to this question. No one dared to answer; and they were all conducted to the mad-houses of the universe, the largest buildings imaginable.
“One cried out that he believed in the metamorphoses of Xaca, another in those of Somonocodom. ‘Bacchus stopped the sun and moon!’ said this one. ‘The gods resuscitated32 Pelops!’ said the other. ‘Here is the bull in c?na Domini!’ said a newcomer — and the officer of the court exclaimed, ‘To Bedlam33, to Bedlam!’
“When all these causes were gone through, I heard this proclamation: ‘By the Eternal Creator, Preserver, Rewarder, Revenger, Forgiver, etc., be it known to all the inhabitants of the hundred thousand millions of millions of worlds that it hath pleased us to form, that we never judge any sinners in reference to their own shallow ideas, but only as to their actions. Such is our Justice.’
“I own that this was the first time I ever heard such an edict; all those which I had read, on the little grain of dust on which I was born, ended with these words: ‘Such is our pleasure.’ ”
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