Daisy Mutlar sole topic of conversation. Lupin's new berth1.
Fireworks at the Cummings'. The "Holloway Comedians2." Sarahquarrels with the charwoman. Lupin's uncalled-for interference. Amintroduced to Daisy Mutlar. We decide to give a party in her honour.
November 5, Sunday. - Carrie and I troubled about that mere3 boyLupin getting engaged to be married without consulting us or anything.
After dinner he told us all about it. He said the lady's name was DaisyMutlar, and she was the nicest, prettiest, and most accomplished4 girl heever met. He loved her the moment he saw her, and if he had to waitfifty years he would wait, and he knew she would wait for him.
Lupin further said, with much warmth, that the world was a differentworld to him now, - it was a world worth living in. He lived with anobject now, and that was to make Daisy Mutlar - Daisy Pooter, and hewould guarantee she would not disgrace the family of the Pooters. Carriehere burst out crying, and threw her arms round his neck, and in doing so,upset the glass of port he held in his hand all over his new light trousers.
I said I had no doubt we should like Miss Mutlar when we saw her, butCarrie said she loved her already. I thought this rather premature5, butheld my tongue. Daisy Mutlar was the sole topic of conversation for theremainder of the day. I asked Lupin who her people were, and he replied:
"Oh, you know Mutlar, Williams and Watts6." I did not know, butrefrained from asking any further questions at present, for fear of irritatingLupin.
November 6. - Lupin went with me to the office, and had a longconversation with Mr. Perkupp, our principal, the result of which was thathe accepted a clerkship in the firm of Job Cleanands and Co., Stock andShare Brokers7. Lupin told me, privately8, it was an advertising9 firm, andhe did not think much of it. I replied: "Beggars should not be choosers;"and I will do Lupin the justice to say, he looked rather ashamed of himself.
In the evening we went round to the Cummings', to have a few fireworks. It began to rain, and I thought it rather dull. One of mysquibs would not go off, and Gowing said: "Hit it on your boot, boy; itwill go off then." I gave it a few knocks on the end of my boot, and itwent off with one loud explosion, and burnt my fingers rather badly.
gave the rest of the squibs to the little Cummings' boy to let off.
Another unfortunate thing happened, which brought a heap of abuseon my head. Cummings fastened a large wheel set-piece on a stake in theground by way of a grand finale. He made a great fuss about it; said itcost seven shillings. There was a little difficulty in getting it alight. Atlast it went off; but after a couple of slow revolutions it stopped. I hadmy stick with me, so I gave it a tap to send it round, and, unfortunately, itfell off the stake on to the grass. Anybody would have thought I had setthe house on fire from the way in which they stormed at me. I will neverjoin in any more firework parties. It is a ridiculous waste of time andmoney.
November 7. - Lupin asked Carrie to call on Mrs. Mutlar, but Carriesaid she thought Mrs. Mutlar ought to call on her first. I agreed withCarrie, and this led to an argument. However, the matter was settled byCarrie saying she could not find any visiting cards, and we must get somemore printed, and when they were finished would be quite time enough todiscuss the etiquette10 of calling.
November 8. - I ordered some of our cards at Black's, the stationers.
I ordered twenty-five of each, which will last us for a good long time. Inthe evening, Lupin brought in Harry11 Mutlar, Miss Mutlar's brother. Hewas rather a gawky youth, and Lupin said he was the most popular andbest amateur in the club, referring to the "Holloway Comedians." Lupinwhispered to us that if we could only "draw out" Harry a bit, he wouldmake us roar with laughter.
At supper, young Mutlar did several amusing things. He took up aknife, and with the flat part of it played a tune12 on his cheek in a wonderfulmanner. He also gave an imitation of an old man with no teeth, smokinga big cigar. The way he kept dropping the cigar sent Carrie into fits.
In the course of conversation, Daisy's name cropped up, and youngMutlar said he would bring his sister round to us one evening - his parents being rather old-fashioned, and not going out much. Carrie said wewould get up a little special party. As young Mutlar showed noinclination to go, and it was approaching eleven o'clock, as a hint Ireminded Lupin that he had to be up early to-morrow. Instead of taking thehint, Mutlar began a series of comic imitations. He went on for an hourwithout cessation. Poor Carrie could scarcely keep her eyes open. Atlast she made an excuse, and said "Good-night."Mutlar then left, and I heard him and Lupin whispering in the hallsomething about the "Holloway Comedians," and to my disgust, althoughit was past midnight, Lupin put on his hat and coat, and went out with hisnew companion.
November 9. - My endeavours to discover who tore the sheets out ofmy diary still fruitless. Lupin has Daisy Mutlar on the brain, so we seelittle of him, except that he invariably turns up at meal times. Cummingsdropped in.
November 10. - Lupin seems to like his new berth - that's a comfort.
Daisy Mutlar the sole topic of conversation during tea. Carrie almost asfull of it as Lupin. Lupin informs me, to my disgust, that he has beenpersuaded to take part in the forthcoming performance of the "HollowayComedians." He says he is to play Bob Britches in the farce13, GONE TOMY UNCLE'S; Frank Mutlar is going to play old Musty. I told Lupinpretty plainly I was not in the least degree interested in the matter, andtotally disapproved14 of amateur theatricals15. Gowing came in the evening.
November 11. - Returned home to find the house in a most disgracefuluproar, Carrie, who appeared very frightened, was standing16 outside herbedroom, while Sarah was excited and crying. Mrs. Birrell (thecharwoman), who had evidently been drinking, was shouting at the top ofher voice that she was "no thief, that she was a respectable woman, whohad to work hard for her living, and she would smack17 anyone's face whoput lies into her mouth." Lupin, whose back was towards me, did nothear me come in. He was standing between the two women, and, I regretto say, in his endeavour to act as peacemaker, he made use of rather stronglanguage in the presence of his mother; and I was just in time to hear himsay: "And all this fuss about the loss of a few pages from a rotten diary that wouldn't fetch three-halfpence a pound!" I said, quietly: "Pardon me,Lupin, that is a matter of opinion; and as I am master of this house,perhaps you will allow me to take the reins18."I ascertained19 that the cause of the row was, that Sarah had accused Mrs.
Birrell of tearing the pages out of my diary to wrap up some kitchen fatand leavings which she had taken out of the house last week. Mrs.
Birrell had slapped Sarah's face, and said she had taken nothing out of theplace, as there was "never no leavings to take." I ordered Sarah back toher work, and requested Mrs. Birrell to go home. When I entered theparlour Lupin was kicking his legs in the air, and roaring with laughter.
November 12, Sunday. - Coming home from church Carrie and I metLupin, Daisy Mutlar, and her brother. Daisy was introduced to us, andwe walked home together, Carrie walking on with Miss Mutlar. We askedthem in for a few minutes, and I had a good look at my future daughter-inlaw. My heart quite sank. She is a big young woman, and I shouldthink at least eight years older than Lupin. I did not even think her good-looking. Carrie asked her if she could come in on Wednesday next withher brother to meet a few friends. She replied that she would only be toopleased.
November 13. - Carrie sent out invitations to Gowing, the Cummings,to Mr. and Mrs. James (of Sutton), and Mr. Stillbrook. I wrote a note toMr. Franching, of Peckham. Carrie said we may as well make it a niceaffair, and why not ask our principal, Mr. Perkupp? I said I feared wewere not quite grand enough for him. Carrie said there was "no offencein asking him." I said: "Certainly not," and I wrote him a letter.
Carrie confessed she was a little disappointed with Daisy Mutlar'sappearance, but thought she seemed a nice girl.
November 14. - Everybody so far has accepted for our quite grandlittle party for to-morrow. Mr. Perkupp, in a nice letter which I shallkeep, wrote that he was dining in Kensington, but if he could get away, hewould come up to Holloway for an hour. Carrie was busy all day,making little cakes and open jam puffs20 and jellies. She said she felt quitenervous about her responsibilities to- morrow evening. We decided21 tohave some light things on the table, such as sandwiches, cold chicken and ham, and some sweets, and on the sideboard a nice piece of cold beef anda Paysandu tongue - for the more hungry ones to peg22 into if they liked.
Gowing called to know if he was to put on "swallow-tails" to- morrow.
Carrie said he had better dress, especially as Mr. Franching was coming,and there was a possibility of Mr. Perkupp also putting in an appearance.
Gowing said: "Oh, I only wanted to know, for I have not worn mydress-coat for some time, and I must send it to have the creases23 pressedout."After Gowing left, Lupin came in, and in his anxiety to please DaisyMutlar, carped at and criticised the arrangements, and, in fact, disapprovedof everything, including our having asked our old friend Cummings, who,he said, would look in evening-dress like a green-grocer engaged to wait,and who must not be surprised if Daisy took him for one.
I fairly lost my temper, and said: "Lupin, allow me to tell you MissDaisy Mutlar is not the Queen of England. I gave you credit for morewisdom than to allow yourself to be inveigled24 into an engagement with awoman considerably25 older than yourself. I advise you to think of earningyour living before entangling26 yourself with a wife whom you will have tosupport, and, in all probability, her brother also, who appeared to benothing but a loafer."Instead of receiving this advice in a sensible manner, Lupin jumped upand said: "If you insult the lady I am engaged to, you insult me. I willleave the house and never darken your doors again."He went out of the house, slamming the hall-door. But it was allright. He came back to supper, and we played Bezique till nearly twelveo'clock.
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