"... Dick Martin ruled
The trackless wilds of Connemara;"
and the men who put it in its place scarcely knew whether king or queen ruled in an England that was as remote from them as the India of to-day.
It is probable that in the youth of the pump its labours were light. Baths were the eccentricity4 of a few, a revival5 of the corrupt6 days of the Roman Empire; and the process by which the stalwart fox-hunter of the beginning of this century got into his clothes was one that it might be well to slur7 over, invaluable8 as he and his costume have been to the Christmas numbers. Vast and simple cooking operations, conducted on an open grate four feet long; vats9 of meat pickle10 lying in cellars where the light came greenly through ivied windows; cauldrons of potatoes, and possibly cauldrons of punch; these formed the highest claims on the water-supply before the dynasty of the bath was proclaimed in the establishment. The deathless discontent that followed the innovation has produced many stirring household episodes, none of them more sudden and complete than that which occurred on the day when one of those vessels11 of wrath12, the bath, was repainted for the first time. The local carpenter had arrived for the purpose, with what disdain13 for such trifling14 can be imagined. Arriving early, he discovered the bath as yet unemptied, an added insult to a man whose time was much occupied with fishing on the lake, and other serious matters. The housemaid, with ill-timed coquetry, put out her tongue at him when approached on the subject. In silence more bodeful than repartee15 he returned to the bath, carried it to the door, and emptied its contents down the passage. A stupefied stillness fell upon the bystanders, then arose outcry almost choked by rage, while behind a locked door the carpenter whistled and audibly chuckled16 over his work.
In those days the turf-boy was an institution, oppressive, but necessitated17 by an establishment where coal had never been seen, and an armful of turf burned away in an hour. All day they plied18 bare-foot between the turf-house and the various fuel depots19 of the house with baskets of the long, hard sods on their backs, and guile20 and mutiny in their hearts, because that with the office of turf-boy was linked the hated one of water-carrier. About this latter clustered battles of endless variety, involving the sacred person of the cook, and frequently topped as with a banner by her giving of warning. After long warfare21 it was lightly thought that the exodus22 of cooks might be stayed by the introduction of a self-filling boiler23 supplied from a small tank, which must, by Median and Persian law, be replenished24 every morning. It was done, and for an incredible fortnight the charm of novelty retained its hold on the turf-boys; the tank was filled, the ball-cock did its work like a book, and the Dublin cook was fain to seek another grievance25. The inevitable26 hour drew on when the tank, like any other entertainment, must cease to amuse, the hour in which it ebbed27 unreplenished to its dregs, while the turf-boys, much preoccupied28 with making a wicker snare29 for blackbirds, known as a cradle-bird, sat round the fire, and dismissed the boiler from their minds with a calm, native trust in Providence30. It was in the meridian31 of this peace that the boiler burst, with a single and shattering report. What followed on that crack of doom32 it is not necessary to record; the imagination of any householder can shadow forth33 the attitude of the cook, and no living pen could reproduce the flight of the turf-boys.
It is more agreeable to turn to another scene, in which the pump played its part to a limited extent, when, on the last night of the old year, the coach-house was garlanded with holly34 and ivy35, and "Pete-een bawn," the Albino fiddler, sat on high on a window-sill, twitching37 out jigs38 and reels from the fiddle36 that he played on his knee, while the thick boots of a roomful of dancers kept light and unflagging time. As the crowning hour of twelve drew on, preparations began for the brew39 of punch that was to usher40 in the new year, and a tasting committee, formed of the gamekeeper and the kitchenmaid, was met by the supreme41 question of what to brew it in. A bucket was considered too small, the churn was rejected because it had "an ugly smell." Finally some genius bethought him of a hip-bath. The bath was snatched from the nearest bedroom by a bevy42 of turf-boys, the stone jar of John Jameson was emptied into it, and followed with more reticence43 by kettles of boiling water; all that remained was to provide each guest with a cup to dip into the reeking44 pool. Ten minutes later the bath was empty, and a ring of boys radiated from it at full length, lapping the last drops, and even licking the enamel45, while the dancing was resumed with startling emphasis. Outside, a light snow was on the ground, the north wind blew dark in that bitter midnight, and the ice on the lake uttered strange sounds—hollow, musical shocks with the voice of the imprisoned46 water in them. Every tree in the woods stood separate in white silhouette47, the rime48 sifting49 through the branches in a dry whisper. Upon this subtle mood of winter came forth from the open doors of the coach-house the light of lamps with tin reflectors, the shrewish scream of the fiddle as Pete-een bawn jerked his white head in accord with "The hare was in the corn," the aroma50 of punch and of clothes seasoned in turf smoke. It is better to withdraw from these early hours of the new year, before the uncertain homeward footsteps blotted51 the thin snow, and the exponents52 of the genial53 first stage of drunkenness assisted the exponents of the aggressive second stage to pull themselves together for early Mass.
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It has been mentioned that the pump was subject to chronic54 and mysterious ailments55, on which every skilled opinion in the country was brought to bear, while the water famine was sore in the land, and the turf-boys plied with buckets and bewailings between the lake and the cook, and unearthly pronged creatures gyrated in the water-bottles. It was during one of these visitations, when the back yard was torn up into entrenchments, and the pump lay two miles away at the forge, that the Garrygillihy horse races were held, and with this event the revolt of the turf-boys broke forth. On the previous day they concealed56 themselves in an old limekiln and mended their trousers; on the morning itself they made the simple statement that "if the servants was to die dancing for turf and wather they'll not get it to-day," after which ultimatum57 they were seen no more. Many things happened in their absence, not at first sight connected with it; the cook went to bed in the afternoon, the hens walked upstairs to the pantry, and picked out the inside of a plum cake, and a cow got into the coach-house, and ate the cushion of the car. The cook gave warning next day, the kitchenmaid, in tears, followed suit, because the cook had called her a "jumper" (i.e., a pervert58 to Protestantism); the housemaid, also in tears, asserted that the kitchenmaid "had a spleen agin her," and the stableman was heard darkly soliloquising over the cleaning of the bits that "a lie was something, but there was no dealing59 with a d—d lie." All these things were subsequently traced by tortuous60 ways to the grand central fact that the turf-boys had gone to the Garrygillihy races.
There came at length a notable crisis, when the pump showed that it had, like most of its countrymen, a power of rising to the occasion. It was on a bright morning in May that the kitchen chimney caught fire, an event of yearly occurrence, and by no means displeasing61 to the authorities. The big shaft62 roared with furnace heat up its eighty feet, the ugly blaze wavered from the chimney top; a few buckets of water were poured down, and all became quiet. It had happened in the immemorial manner, but just once too often. Four hours later, in the stillness of the hot afternoon, the voice of the fire was heard again, a soft, busy crackling in the timbers of the roof, a muffled63 booming sound that grew above it; a tongue of flame through the slates64, a drip of melted lead from the eaves, and the house was full of shouts and rushing feet. An hour afterwards the battle was over, and the toilers could fling themselves down, breathless, to realise an incredible escape, and the clang of the pump handle ceased. Throughout that hour of stress none of the pump's repertoire65 of evil symptoms was exhibited, nor did it fail to respond to the astonishing variety of receptacles presented to its grim beak66. Next day it gasped67 forth the mud of the bottom of the well, and fell into a fractious disorder68 from which it has never rallied; but none the less the old house at its back owes its life to the allegiance of its comrade of a hundred years.
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