"There are few pleasures," said Psmith, as he resumed his favouriteposition against the mantelpiece and surveyed the commandeered studywith the pride of a householder, "keener to the reflective mind thansitting under one's own roof-tree. This place would have been wastedon Spiller; he would not have appreciated it properly."Mike was finishing his tea. "You're a jolly useful chap to have by youin a crisis, Smith," he said with approval. "We ought to have knowneach other before.""The loss was mine," said Psmith courteously1. "We will now, with yourpermission, face the future for awhile. I suppose you realise that weare now to a certain extent up against it. Spiller's hot Spanish bloodis not going to sit tight and do nothing under a blow like this.""What can he do? Outwood's given us the study.""What would you have done if somebody had bagged your study?""Made it jolly hot for them!""So will Comrade Spiller. I take it that he will collect a gang andmake an offensive movement against us directly he can. To allappearances we are in a fairly tight place. It all depends on how bigComrade Spiller's gang will be. I don't like rows, but I'm prepared totake on a reasonable number of bravoes in defence of the home."Mike intimated that he was with him on the point. "The difficulty is,though," he said, "about when we leave this room. I mean, we're allright while we stick here, but we can't stay all night.""That's just what I was about to point out when you put it with suchadmirable clearness. Here we are in a stronghold, they can only get atus through the door, and we can lock that.""And jam a chair against it.""_And_, as you rightly remark, jam a chair against it. But whatof the nightfall? What of the time when we retire to our dormitory?""Or dormitories. I say, if we're in separate rooms we shall be in thecart."Psmith eyed Mike with approval. "He thinks of everything! You're theman, Comrade Jackson, to conduct an affair of this kind--suchforesight! such resource! We must see to this at once; if they put usin different rooms we're done--we shall be destroyed singly in thewatches of the night.""We'd better nip down to the matron right off.""Not the matron--Comrade Outwood is the man. We are as sons to him;there is nothing he can deny us. I'm afraid we are quite spoiling hisafternoon by these interruptions, but we must rout2 him out once more."As they got up, the door handle rattled3 again, and this time therefollowed a knocking.
"This must be an emissary of Comrade Spiller's," said Psmith. "Let usparley with the man."Mike unlocked the door. A light-haired youth with a cheerful, rathervacant face and a receding4 chin strolled into the room, and stoodgiggling with his hands in his pockets.
"I just came up to have a look at you," he explained.
"If you move a little to the left," said Psmith, "you will catch thelight and shade effects on Jackson's face better."The new-comer giggled5 with renewed vigour6. "Are you the chap with theeyeglass who jaws8 all the time?""I _do_ wear an eyeglass," said Psmith; "as to the rest of thedescription----""My name's Jellicoe.""Mine is Psmith--P-s-m-i-t-h--one of the Shropshire Psmiths. Theobject on the skyline is Comrade Jackson.""Old Spiller," giggled Jellicoe, "is cursing you like anythingdownstairs. You _are_ chaps! Do you mean to say you simply baggedhis study? He's making no end of a row about it.""Spiller's fiery9 nature is a byword," said Psmith.
"What's he going to do?" asked Mike, in his practical way.
"He's going to get the chaps to turn you out.""As I suspected," sighed Psmith, as one mourning over the frailty10 ofhuman nature. "About how many horny-handed assistants should you saythat he would be likely to bring? Will you, for instance, join theglad throng11?""Me? No fear! I think Spiller's an ass7.""There's nothing like a common thought for binding12 people together.
_I_ think Spiller's an ass.""How many _will_ there be, then?" asked Mike.
"He might get about half a dozen, not more, because most of the chapsdon't see why they should sweat themselves just because Spiller'sstudy has been bagged.""Sturdy common sense," said Psmith approvingly, "seems to be the chiefvirtue of the Sedleigh character.""We shall be able to tackle a crowd like that," said Mike. "The onlything is we must get into the same dormitory.""This is where Comrade Jellicoe's knowledge of the local geographywill come in useful. Do you happen to know of any snug13 little room,with, say, about four beds in it? How many dormitories are there?""Five--there's one with three beds in it, only it belongs to threechaps.""I believe in the equal distribution of property. We will go toComrade Outwood and stake out another claim."Mr. Outwood received them even more beamingly than before. "Yes,Smith?" he said.
"We must apologise for disturbing you, sir----""Not at all, Smith, not at all! I like the boys in my house to come tome when they wish for my advice or help.""We were wondering, sir, if you would have any objection to Jackson,Jellicoe and myself sharing the dormitory with the three beds in it. Avery warm friendship--" explained Psmith, patting the gurglingJellicoe kindly14 on the shoulder, "has sprung up between Jackson,Jellicoe and myself.""You make friends easily, Smith. I like to see it--I like to see it.""And we can have the room, sir?""Certainly--certainly! Tell the matron as you go down.""And now," said Psmith, as they returned to the study, "we may saythat we are in a fairly winning position. A vote of thanks to ComradeJellicoe for his valuable assistance.""You _are_ a chap!" said Jellicoe.
The handle began to revolve15 again.
"That door," said Psmith, "is getting a perfect incubus16! It cuts intoone's leisure cruelly."This time it was a small boy. "They told me to come up and tell you tocome down," he said.
Psmith looked at him searchingly through his eyeglass.
"Who?""The senior day-room chaps.""Spiller?""Spiller and Robinson and Stone, and some other chaps.""They want us to speak to them?""They told me to come up and tell you to come down.""Go and give Comrade Spiller our compliments and say that we can'tcome down, but shall be delighted to see him up here. Things," hesaid, as the messenger departed, "are beginning to move. Better leavethe door open, I think; it will save trouble. Ah, come in, ComradeSpiller, what can we do for you?"Spiller advanced into the study; the others waited outside, crowdingin the doorway17.
"Look here," said Spiller, "are you going to clear out of here ornot?""After Mr. Outwood's kindly thought in giving us the room? You suggesta black and ungrateful action, Comrade Spiller.""You'll get it hot, if you don't.""We'll risk it," said Mike.
Jellicoe giggled in the background; the drama in the atmosphereappealed to him. His was a simple and appreciative18 mind.
"Come on, you chaps," cried Spiller suddenly.
There was an inward rush on the enemy's part, but Mike had beenwatching. He grabbed Spiller by the shoulders and ran him back againstthe advancing crowd. For a moment the doorway was blocked, then theweight and impetus19 of Mike and Spiller prevailed, the enemy gave back,and Mike, stepping into the room again, slammed the door and lockedit.
"A neat piece of work," said Psmith approvingly, adjusting his tie atthe looking-glass. "The preliminaries may now be considered over, thefirst shot has been fired. The dogs of war are now loose."A heavy body crashed against the door.
"They'll have it down," said Jellicoe.
"We must act, Comrade Jackson! Might I trouble you just to turn thatkey quietly, and the handle, and then to stand by for the nextattack."There was a scrambling20 of feet in the passage outside, and then arepetition of the onslaught on the door. This time, however, the door,instead of resisting, swung open, and the human battering-ramstaggered through into the study. Mike, turning after re-locking thedoor, was just in time to see Psmith, with a display of energy ofwhich one would not have believed him capable, grip the invaderscientifically by an arm and a leg.
Mike jumped to help, but it was needless; the captive was alreadyon the window-sill. As Mike arrived, Psmith dropped him on to theflower-bed below.
Psmith closed the window gently and turned to Jellicoe. "Who was ourguest?" he asked, dusting the knees of his trousers where they hadpressed against the wall.
"Robinson. I say, you _are_ a chap!""Robinson, was it? Well, we are always glad to see Comrade Robinson,always. I wonder if anybody else is thinking of calling?"Apparently21 frontal attack had been abandoned. Whisperings could beheard in the corridor.
Somebody hammered on the door.
"Yes?" called Psmith patiently.
"You'd better come out, you know; you'll only get it hotter if youdon't.""Leave us, Spiller; we would be alone."A bell rang in the distance.
"Tea," said Jellicoe; "we shall have to go now.""They won't do anything till after tea, I shouldn't think," said Mike.
"There's no harm in going out."The passage was empty when they opened the door; the call to food wasevidently a thing not to be treated lightly by the enemy.
In the dining-room the beleaguered22 garrison23 were the object of generalattention. Everybody turned to look at them as they came in. It wasplain that the study episode had been a topic of conversation.
Spiller's face was crimson24, and Robinson's coat-sleeve still boretraces of garden mould.
Mike felt rather conscious of the eyes, but Psmith was in his element.
His demeanour throughout the meal was that of some whimsical monarchcondescending for a freak to revel25 with his humble26 subjects.
Towards the end of the meal Psmith scribbled27 a note and passed it toMike. It read: "Directly this is over, nip upstairs as quickly as youcan."Mike followed the advice; they were first out of the room. When theyhad been in the study a few moments, Jellicoe knocked at the door.
"Lucky you two cut away so quick," he said. "They were going to tryand get you into the senior day-room and scrag you there.""This," said Psmith, leaning against the mantelpiece, "is exciting,but it can't go on. We have got for our sins to be in this place for awhole term, and if we are going to do the Hunted Fawn28 business all thetime, life in the true sense of the word will become an impossibility.
My nerves are so delicately attuned29 that the strain would simply reducethem to hash. We are not prepared to carry on a long campaign--the thingmust be settled at once.""Shall we go down to the senior day-room, and have it out?" said Mike.
"No, we will play the fixture30 on our own ground. I think we may takeit as tolerably certain that Comrade Spiller and his hired ruffianswill try to corner us in the dormitory to-night. Well, of course, wecould fake up some sort of barricade31 for the door, but then we shouldhave all the trouble over again to-morrow and the day after that.
Personally I don't propose to be chivvied about indefinitely likethis, so I propose that we let them come into the dormitory, and seewhat happens. Is this meeting with me?""I think that's sound," said Mike. "We needn't drag Jellicoe into it.""As a matter of fact--if you don't mind--" began that man of peace.
"Quite right," said Psmith; "this is not Comrade Jellicoe's scene atall; he has got to spend the term in the senior day-room, whereas wehave our little wooden _chalet_ to retire to in times of stress.
Comrade Jellicoe must stand out of the game altogether. We shall beglad of his moral support, but otherwise, _ne pas_. And now, asthere won't be anything doing till bedtime, I think I'll collar thistable and write home and tell my people that all is well with theirRupert."
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