A Superficial View of Our Hero’s Infancy1.
Having thus bespoken2 the indulgence of our guests, let us now produce the particulars of our entertainment, and speedily conduct our adventurer through the stage of infancy, which seldom teems4 with interesting incidents.
As the occupations of his mother would not conveniently permit her to suckle this her firstborn at her own breast, and those happy ages were now no more, in which the charge of nursing a child might be left to the next goat or she-wolf, she resolved to improve upon the ordinances5 of nature, and foster him with a juice much more energetic than the milk of goat, wolf, or woman; this was no other than that delicious nectar, which, as we have already hinted, she so cordially distributed from a small cask that hung before her, depending from her shoulders by a leathern zone. Thus determined6, ere he was yet twelve days old, she enclosed him in a canvas knapsack, which being adjusted to her neck, fell down upon her back, and balanced the cargo7 that rested on her bosom8.
There are not wanting those who affirm, that, while her double charge was carried about in this situation, her keg was furnished with a long and slender flexible tube, which, when the child began to be clamorous9, she conveyed into his mouth, and straight he stilled himself with sucking; but this we consider as an extravagant10 assertion of those who mix the marvellous in all their narrations11, because we cannot conceive how the tender organs of an infant could digest such a fiery12 beverage13, which never fails to discompose the constitutions of the most hardy14 and robust15. We therefore conclude that the use of this potation was more restrained, and that it was with simple element diluted16 into a composition adapted to his taste and years. Be this as it will, he certainly was indulged in the use of it to such a degree as would have effectually obstructed17 his future fortune, had not he been happily cloyed18 with the repetition of the same fare, for which he conceived the utmost detestation and abhorrence19, rejecting it with loathing20 and disgust, like those choice spirits, who, having been crammed21 with religion in their childhood, renounce22 it in their youth, among other absurd prejudices of education.
While he was thus dangled23 in a state of suspension, a German trooper was transiently smit with the charms of his mother, who listened to his honourable24 addresses, and once more received the silken bonds of matrimony; the ceremony having been performed as usual at the drum-head. The lady had no sooner taken possession of her new name, than she bestowed25 it upon her son, who was thenceforward distinguished26 by the appellation27 of Ferdinand de Fadom; nor was the husband offended at this presumption28 in his wife, which he not only considered as a proof of her affection and esteem29, but also as a compliment, by which he might in time acquire the credit of being the real father of such a hopeful child.
Notwithstanding this new engagement with a foreigner, our hero’s mother still exercised the virtues30 of her calling among the English troops, so much was she biassed31 by that laudable partiality, which, as Horace observes, the natale solum generally inspires. Indeed this inclination32 was enforced by another reason, that did not fail to influence her conduct in this particular; all her knowledge of the High Dutch language consisted in some words of traffic absolutely necessary for the practice of hex vocation33, together with sundry34 oaths and terms of reproach, that kept her customers in awe35; so that, except among her own countrymen, she could not indulge that propensity36 to conversation, for which she had been remarkable37 from her earliest years. Nor did this instance of her affection fail of turning to her account in the sequel. She was promoted to the office of cook to a regimental mess of officers; and, before the peace of Utrecht, was actually in possession of a suttling-tent, pitched for the accommodation of the gentlemen in the army.
Meanwhile, Ferdinand improved apace in the accomplishments39 of infancy; his beauty was conspicuous40, and his vigour41 so uncommon42, that he was with justice likened unto Hercules in the cradle. The friends of his father-in-law dandled him on their knees, while he played with their whiskers, and, before he was thirteen months old, taught him to suck brandy impregnated with gunpowder43, through the touch-hole of a pistol. At the same time, he was caressed44 by divers45 serjeants of the British army, who severally and in secret contemplated46 his qualifications with a father’s pride, excited by the artful declaration with which the mother had flattered each apart.
Soon as the war was (for her unhappily) concluded, she, as in duty bound, followed her husband into Bohemia; and his regiment38 being sent into garrison47 at Prague, she opened a cabaret in that city, which was frequented by a good many guests of the Scotch48 and Irish nations, who were devoted49 to the exercise of arms in the service of the Emperor. It was by this communication that the English tongue became vernacular50 to young Ferdinand, who, without such opportunity, would have been a stranger to the language of his forefathers51, in spite of all his mother’s loquacity52 and elocution; though it must be owned, for the credit of her maternal53 care, that she let slip no occasion of making it familiar to his ear and conception; for, even at those intervals54 in which she could find no person to carry on the altercation55, she used to hold forth56 in earnest soliloquies upon the subject of her own situation, giving vent3 to many opprobrious57 invectives against her husband’s country, between which and Old England she drew many odious58 comparisons; and prayed, without ceasing, that Europe might speedily be involved in a general war, so as that she might have some chance of re-enjoying the pleasures and emoluments59 of a Flanders campaign.
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58 odious | |
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