How Pantagruel showeth the trial of one’s fortune by the throwing of dice1 to be unlawful.
It would be sooner done, quoth Panurge, and more expeditely, if we should try the matter at the chance of three fair dice. Quoth Pantagruel, That sort of lottery2 is deceitful, abusive, illicitous, and exceedingly scandalous. Never trust in it. The accursed book of the Recreation of Dice was a great while ago excogitated in Achaia, near Bourre, by that ancient enemy of mankind, the infernal calumniator3, who, before the statue or massive image of the Bourraic Hercules, did of old, and doth in several places of the world as yet, make many simple souls to err4 and fall into his snares5. You know how my father Gargantua hath forbidden it over all his kingdoms and dominions6; how he hath caused burn the moulds and draughts7 thereof, and altogether suppressed, abolished, driven forth8, and cast it out of the land, as a most dangerous plague and infection to any well-polished state or commonwealth9. What I have told you of dice, I say the same of the play at cockall. It is a lottery of the like guile10 and deceitfulness; and therefore do not for convincing of me allege11 in opposition12 to this my opinion, or bring in the example of the fortunate cast of Tiberius, within the fountain of Aponus, at the oracle13 of Gerion. These are the baited hooks by which the devil attracts and draweth unto him the foolish souls of silly people into eternal perdition.
Nevertheless, to satisfy your humour in some measure, I am content you throw three dice upon this table, that, according to the number of the blots14 which shall happen to be cast up, we may hit upon a verse of that page which in the setting open of the book you shall have pitched upon.
Have you any dice in your pocket? A whole bagful, answered Panurge. That is provision against the devil, as is expounded15 by Merlin Coccaius, Lib. 2. De Patria Diabolorum. The devil would be sure to take me napping, and very much at unawares, if he should find me without dice. With this, the three dice being taken out, produced, and thrown, they fell so pat upon the lower points that the cast was five, six, and five. These are, quoth Panurge, sixteen in all. Let us take the sixteenth line of the page. The number pleaseth me very well; I hope we shall have a prosperous and happy chance. May I be thrown amidst all the devils of hell, even as a great bowl cast athwart at a set of ninepins, or cannon-ball shot among a battalion16 of foot, in case so many times I do not boult my future wife the first night of our marriage! Of that, forsooth, I make no doubt at all, quoth Pantagruel. You needed not to have rapped forth such a horrid17 imprecation, the sooner to procure18 credit for the performance of so small a business, seeing possibly the first bout19 will be amiss, and that you know is usually at tennis called fifteen. At the next justling turn you may readily amend20 that fault, and so complete your reckoning of sixteen. Is it so, quoth Panurge, that you understand the matter? And must my words be thus interpreted? Nay21, believe me never yet was any solecism committed by that valiant22 champion who often hath for me in Belly-dale stood sentry23 at the hypogastrian cranny. Did you ever hitherto find me in the confraternity of the faulty? Never, I trow; never, nor ever shall, for ever and a day. I do the feat24 like a goodly friar or father confessor, without default. And therein am I willing to be judged by the players. He had no sooner spoke25 these words than the works of Virgil were brought in. But before the book was laid open, Panurge said to Pantagruel, My heart, like the furch of a hart in a rut, doth beat within my breast. Be pleased to feel and grope my pulse a little on this artery26 of my left arm. At its frequent rise and fall you would say that they swinge and belabour me after the manner of a probationer, posed and put to a peremptory27 trial in the examination of his sufficiency for the discharge of the learned duty of a graduate in some eminent28 degree in the college of the Sorbonists.
But would you not hold it expedient29, before we proceed any further, that we should invocate Hercules and the Tenetian goddesses who in the chamber30 of lots are said to rule, sit in judgment31, and bear a presidential sway? Neither him nor them, answered Pantagruel; only open up the leaves of the book with your fingers, and set your nails awork.
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n.骰子;vt.把(食物)切成小方块,冒险 | |
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n.抽彩;碰运气的事,难于算计的事 | |
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vi.犯错误,出差错 | |
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n.陷阱( snare的名词复数 );圈套;诱人遭受失败(丢脸、损失等)的东西;诱惑物v.用罗网捕捉,诱陷,陷害( snare的第三人称单数 ) | |
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统治权( dominion的名词复数 ); 领土; 疆土; 版图 | |
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污渍( blot的名词复数 ); 墨水渍; 错事; 污点 | |
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