What! shut the gardens; lock the latticed gate!
Refuse the shilling and the Fellow’s ticket!
And hang a wooden notice up to state,
“On Sundays no admittance at this wicket!”
The Birds, the Beasts, and all the Reptile2 race
Denied to friends and visitors till Monday!
Now, really, this appears the common case
Of putting too much Sabbath into Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
The Gardens — so unlike the ones we dub3
Of Tea, wherein the artisan carouses4 —
Mere5 shrubberies without one drop of shrub6 —
Wherefore should they be closed like public-houses?
No ale is vended7 at the wild Deer’s Head —
Nor rum — nor gin — not even of a Monday —
The Lion is not carved — or gilt8 — or red,
And does not send out porter of a Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
The bear denied! the Leopard9 under locks!
As if his spots would give contagious10 fevers;
The Beaver11 close as hat within its box;
So different from other Sunday beavers12!
The Birds invisible — the Gnaw-way Rats —
The Seal hermetically seal’d till Monday —
The Monkey tribe — the Family of Cats —
We visit other families on Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
What is the brute13 profanity that shocks
The super-sensitively serious feeling?
The Kangaroo — is he not orthodox
To bend his legs, the way he does, in kneeling?
Was strict Sir Andrew, in his sabbath coat,
Struck all a heap to see a Coati Mundi?
Or did the Kentish Plumtree faint to note
The Pelicans16 presenting bills on Sunday? —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
What feature has repulsed17 the serious set?
What error in the bestial18 birth or breeding,
To put their tender fancies on the fret19?
One thing is plain — it is not in the feeding!
Some stiffish people think that smoking joints20
Are carnal sins ’twixt Saturday and Monday —
But then the beasts are pious21 on these points,
For they all eat cold dinners on a Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
What change comes o’er the spirit of the place,
As if transmuted22 by some spell organic?
Turns fell Hy?na of the Ghoulish race?
The Snake, pro14 tempore, the true Satanic?
Do Irish minds — (whose theory allows
That now and then Good Friday falls on Monday)—
Do Irish minds suppose that Indian Cows
Are wicked Bulls of Bashan on a Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
There are some moody23 fellows, not a few,
Who, turn’d by Nature with a gloomy bias24,
Renounce25 black devils to adopt the blue,
And think when they are dismal26 they are pious:
Is’t possible that Pug’s untimely fun
Has sent the brutes27 to Coventry till Monday —
Or p’rhaps some animal, no serious one,
Was overheard in laughter on a Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
What dire28 offence have serious Fellows found
To raise their spleen against the Regent’s spinney?
Were charitable boxes handed round,
And would not Guinea Pigs subscribe29 their guinea?
Perchance the Demoiselle refused to moult
The feathers in her head — at least till Monday;
Or did the Elephant, unseemly, bolt
A tract30 presented to be read on Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
At whom did Leo struggle to get loose?
Who mourns through Monkey tricks his damaged clothing?
Who has been hiss’d by the Canadian Goose?
On whom did Llama spit in utter loathing31?
Some Smithfield saint did jealous feelings tell
To keep the Puma32 out of sight till Monday,
Because he prey’d extempore as well
As certain wild Itinerants33 on Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
To me it seems that in the oddest way
(Begging the pardon of each rigid34 Socius)
Our would-be Keepers of the Sabbath-day
Are like the Keepers of the brutes ferocious35 —
As soon the Tiger might expect to stalk
About the grounds from Saturday till Monday,
As any harmless man to take a walk,
If saints could clap him in a cage on Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
In spite of all hypocrisy36 can spin,
As surely as I am a Christian37 scion38,
I cannot think it is a mortal sin —
(Unless he’s loose) to look upon a lion.
I really think that one may go, perchance,
To see a bear, as guiltless as on Monday —
(That is, provided that he did not dance)
Bruin’s no worse than bakin’ on a Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
In spite of all the fanatic39 compiles,
I cannot think the day a bit diviner,
Because no children, with forestalling40 smiles,
Throng41, happy, to the gates of Eden Minor42 —
It is not plain, to my poor faith at least,
That what we christen “Natural” on Monday,
The wondrous43 History of bird and beast,
Can be Unnatural44 because it’s Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
Whereon is sinful fantasy to work?
The Dove, the wing’d Columbus of man’s haven45?
The tender Love-Bird — or the filial Stork46?
The punctual Crane — the providential Raven47?
The Pelican15 whose bosom48 feeds her young?
Nay49, must we cut from Saturday till Monday
That feather’d marvel50 with a human tongue,
Because she does not preach upon a Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
The busy Beaver — that sagacious beast!
The Sheep that own’d an Oriental Shepherd —
That Desert-ship the Camel of the East,
The horn’d Rhinoceros51 — the spotted52 Leopard —
The creatures of the Great Creator’s hand
Are surely sights for better days than Monday —
The elephant, although he wears no band,
Has he no sermon in his trunk for Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
What harm if men who burn the midnight-oil,
Weary of frame, and worn and wan53 in feature,
Seek once a-week their spirits to assoil,
And snatch a glimpse of “Animated Nature”?
Better it were if, in his best of suits,
The artisan, who goes to work on Monday,
Should spend a leisure hour among the brutes,
Than make a beast of his own self on Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
Why, zounds! what raised so Protestant a fuss
(Omit the zounds! for which I make apology)
But that the Papists, like some fellows, thus
Had somehow mixed up Dens1 with their theology?
Is Brahma’s Bull — a Hindoo god at home —
A papal bull to be tied up till Monday —
Or Leo, like his namesake, Pope of Rome,
That there is such a dread54 of them on Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
Spirit of Kant! have we not had enough
To make religion sad, and sour, and snubbish,
But Saints Zoological must cant55 their stuff,
As vessels56 cant their ballast — rattling57 rubbish!
Once let the sect58, triumphant59 to their text,
Shut Nero up from Saturday till Monday,
And sure as fate they will deny us next
To see the Dandelions on a Sunday —
But what is your opinion, Mrs. Grundy?
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