Sir Stafford Nye wrote out a telegraph message for the third time.
ZP 354 XB 91 DEP S.Y.
HAVE ARRANGED FOR MARRIAGE CEREMONY TO BE PERFORMED ON THURSDAY OF NEXTWEEK AT ST CHRISTOPHERS IN THE VALE LOWER STAUNTON 2.30 PM STOP ORDINARYCHURCH OF ENGLAND SERVICE IF R.C . OR GREEK ORTHODOX DESIRED PLEASE WIRE IN-STRUCTIONS STOP WHERE ARE YOU AND WHAT NAME DO YOU WISH TO USE FOR MAR-RIAGE CEREMONY STOP NAUGHTY NIECE OF MINE FIVE YEARS OLD AND HIGHLY DIS-OBEDIENT WISHES TO ATTEND AS BRIDESMAID RATHER SWEET REALLY NAME OF SYBILSTOP LOCAL HONEYMOON1 AS I THINK WE HAVE TRAVELLED ENOUGH LATELY STOPSIGNED PASSENGER TO FRANKFURT .
TO STAFFORD NYE BXY42698
ACCEPT SYBIL AS BRIDESMAID SUGGEST GREAT AUNT MATILDA AS MATRON OF HONOURSTOP ALSO ACCEPT PROPOSAL OF MARRIAGE THOUGH NOT OFFICIALLY MADE STOP C OFE QUITE SATISFACTORY ALSO HONEYMOON ARRANGEMENTS STOP INSIST PANDA SHOULDALSO BE PRESENT STOP NO GOOD SAYING WHERE I AM AS I SHANT BE WHEN THISREACHES YOU STOP SIGNED MARY ANN
‘Do I look all right?’ asked Stafford Nye nervously2, twisting his head tolook in the glass.
He was having a dress rehearsal3 of his wedding clothes.
‘No worse than any other bridegroom,’ said Lady Matilda. ‘They’re al-ways nervous. Not like brides who are usually quite blatantly4 exultant5.’
‘Suppose she doesn’t come?’
‘She’ll come.’
‘I feel–I feel–rather queer inside.’
‘That’s because you would have a second helping6 of p?té de foie gras.
You’ve just got bridegroom’s nerves. Don’t fuss so much, Staffy. You’ll beall right on the night– I mean you’ll be all right when you get to thechurch–’
‘That reminds me–’
‘You haven’t forgotten to buy the ring?’
‘No, no, it’s just I forgot to tell you that I’ve got a present for you, AuntMatilda.’
‘That’s very nice of you, dear boy.’
‘You said the organist had gone–’
‘Yes, thank goodness.’
‘I’ve brought you a new organist.’
‘Really, Staffy, what an extraordinary idea! Where did you get him?’
‘Bavaria–he sings like an angel–’
‘We don’t need him to sing. He’ll have to play the organ.’
‘He can do that too–he’s a very talented musician.’
‘Why does he want to leave Bavaria and come to England?’
‘His mother died.’
‘Oh dear, that’s what happened to our organist. Organists’ mothers seemto be very delicate. Will he require mothering? I’m not very good at it.’
‘I dare say some grandmothering or great-grandmothering would do.’
The door was suddenly flung open and an angelic-looking child in pinkpyjamas, powdered with rosebuds7, made a dramatic entrance–and said indulcet tones as of one expecting a rapturous welcome–‘It’s me.’
‘Sybil, why aren’t you in bed?’
‘Things aren’t very pleasant in the nursery–’
‘That means you’ve been a naughty girl, and Nannie isn’t pleased withyou. What did you do?’
Sybil looked at the ceiling and began to giggle8.
‘It was a caterpillar–a furry9 one. I put it on her and it went down here.’
Sybil’s finger indicated a spot in the middle of her chest which in dress-making parlance10 is referred to as ‘the cleavage’.
‘I don’t wonder Nannie was cross–ugh,’ said Lady Matilda.
Nannie entered at this moment, said that Miss Sybil was over-excited,wouldn’t say her prayers, and wouldn’t go to bed.
Sybil crept to Lady Matilda’s side.
‘I want to say my prayers with you, Tilda–’
‘Very well–but then you go straight to bed.’
‘Oh yes, Tilda.’
Sybil dropped on her knees, clasped her hands, and uttered various pe-culiar noises which seemed to be a necessary preliminary to approachingthe Almighty11 in prayer. She sighed, groaned12, grunted13, gave a final ca-tarrhal snort, and launched herself:
‘Please God bless Daddy and Mummy in Singapore, and Aunt Tilda, andUncle Staffy, and Amy and Cook and Ellen, and Thomas, and all the dogs,and my Pony14 Grizzle, and Margaret and Diana my best friends, and Joan,the last of my friends, and make me a good girl for Jesus’ sake, Amen. Andplease God make Nannie nice.’
Sybil rose to her feet, exchanged glances with Nannie with the assur-ance of having won a victory, said goodnight and disappeared.
‘Someone must have told her about Benvo,’ said Lady Matilda. ‘By theway, Staffy, who’s going to be your best man?’
‘Forgot all about it–Have I got to have one?’
‘It’s usual.’
Sir Stafford Nye picked up a small furry animal.
‘Panda shall be my best man–please Sybil–please Mary Ann–And whynot? Panda’s been in it from the beginning–ever since Frankfurt…’

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