‘But why haven't you got Occlumency lessons any more?’ said Hermione, frowning.
‘I've told you,’ Harry muttered. ‘Snape reckons I can carry on by myself now I've got the basics.’
‘So you've stopped having funny dreams?’ said Hermione sceptically.
‘Pretty much,’ said Harry, not looking at her.
‘Well, I don't think Snape should stop until you're absolutely sure you can control them!’ said Hermione indignantly. ‘Harry, I think you should go back to him and ask— ’
‘No,’ said Harry forcefully. ‘Just drop it, Hermione, OK?’
It was the first day of the Easter holidays and Hermione, as was her custom, had spent a large part of the day drawing up revision timetables for the three of them. Harry and Ron had let her do it; it was easier than arguing with her and, in any case, they might come in useful.
Ron had been startled to discover there were only six weeks left until their exams.
‘How can that come as a shock?’ Hermione demanded, as she tapped each little square on Ron's timetable with her wand so that it flashed a different colour according to its subject.
‘I dunno,’ said Ron, ‘there's been a lot going on.’
‘Well, there you are,’ she said, handing him his timetable, ‘if you follow that you should do fine.’
Ron looked down it gloomily, but then brightened.
‘You've given me an evening off every week!’
‘That's for Quidditch practice,’ said Hermione.
The smile faded from Ron's face.
‘What's the point?’ he said dully. ‘We've got about as much chance of winning the Quidditch Cup this year as Dad's got of becoming Minister for Magic.’
Hermione said nothing; she was looking at Harry, who was staring blankly at the opposite wall of the common room while Crookshanks pawed at his hand, trying to get his ears scratched.
‘What's wrong, Harry?’
‘What?’ he said quickly. ‘Nothing.’
He seized his copy of Defensive Magical Theory and pretended to be looking something up in the index. Crookshanks gave him up as a bad job and slunk away under Hermione's chair.
‘I saw Cho earlier,’ said Hermione tentatively. ‘She looked really miserable, too ... have you two had a row again?’
‘Wha—oh, yeah, we have,’ said Harry, seizing gratefully on the excuse.
‘What about?’
‘That sneak friend of hers, Marietta,’ said Harry.
‘Yeah, well, I don't blame you!’ said Ron angrily, setting down his revision timetable. ‘If it hadn't been for her ...’
Ron went into a rant about Marietta Edgecombe, which Harry found helpful; all he had to do was look angry, nod and say ‘Yeah’ and That's right’ whenever Ron drew breath, leaving his mind free to dwell, ever more miserably, on what he had seen in the Pensieve.
He felt as though the memory of it was eating him from inside. He had been so sure his parents were wonderful people that he had never had the slightest difficulty in disbelieving the aspersions Snape cast on his father's character. Hadn't people like Hagrid and Sirius told Harry how wonderful his father had been? (Yeah, well, look what Sirius was like himself, said a nagging voice inside Harry's head ... he was as bad, wasn't he?) Yes, he had once overheard Professor McGonagall saying that his father and Sirius had been troublemakers at school, but she had described them as forerunners of the Weasley twins, and Harry could not imagine Fred and George dangling someone upside-down for the fun of it ... not unless they really loathed them ... perhaps Malfoy or somebody who really deserved it .
Harry tried to make a case for Snape having deserved what he had suffered at James's hands: but hadn't Lily asked, ‘What's he done to you?’ And hadn't James replied, ‘It's more the fact that he exists, if you know what I mean.’ Hadn't James started it all simply because Sirius had said he was bored? Harry remembered Lupin saying back in Grimmauld Place that Dumbledore had made him prefect in the hope that he would be able to exercise some control over James and Sirius ... but in the Pensieve, he had sat there and let it all happen ...
Harry kept reminding himself that Lily had intervened; his mother had been decent. Yet, the memory of the look on her face as she had shouted at James disturbed him quite as much as anything else; she had clearly loathed James, and Harry simply could not understand how they could have ended up married. Once or twice he even wondered whether James had forced her into it ...
For nearly five years the thought of his father had been a source of comfort, of inspiration. Whenever someone had told him he was like James, he had glowed with pride inside. And now ... now he felt cold and miserable at the thought of him.
The weather grew breezier, brighter and warmer as the Easter holidays passed, but Harry, along with the rest of the fifth- and seventh-years, was trapped inside, revising, traipsing back and forth to the library. Harry pretended his bad mood had no other cause but the approaching exams, and as his fellow Gryffindors were sick of studying themselves, his excuse went unchallenged.
‘Harry, I'm talking to you, can you hear me?’
‘Huh?’
He looked round. Ginny Weasley, looking very windswept, had joined him at the library table where he had been sitting alone. It was late on Sunday evening: Hermione had gone back to Gryffindor Tower to revise Ancient Runes, and Ron had Quidditch practice.
‘Oh, hi,’ said Harry, pulling his books towards him. ‘How come you're not at practice?’
‘It's over,’ said Ginny. ‘Ron had to take Jack Sloper up to the hospital wing.’
‘Why?’
‘Well, we're not sure, but we think he knocked himself out with his own bat.’ She sighed heavily. ‘Anyway ... a package just arrived, it's only just got through Umbridge's new screening process.’
She hoisted a box wrapped in brown paper on to the table; it had clearly been unwrapped and carelessly re-wrapped. There was a scribbled note across it in red ink, reading: Inspected and Passed by the Hogwarts High Inquisitor.
‘It's Easter eggs from Mum,’ said Ginny. ‘There's one for you ... there you go.’
She handed him a handsome chocolate egg decorated with small, iced Snitches and, according to the packaging, containing a bag of Fizzing Whizzbees. Harry looked at it for a moment, then, to his horror, felt a lump rise in his throat.
‘Are you OK, Harry?’ Ginny asked quietly.
‘Yeah, I'm fine,’ said Harry gruffly. The lump in his throat was painful. He did not understand why an Easter egg should have made him feel like this.
‘You seem really down lately,’ Ginny persisted. ‘You know, I'm sure if you just talked to Cho ...’
‘It's not Cho I want to talk to,’ said Harry brusquely.
‘Who is it, then?’ asked Ginny, watching him closely.
‘I ...’
He glanced around to make quite sure nobody was listening. Madam Pince was several shelves away, stamping out a pile cf books for a frantic-looking Hannah Abbott.
‘I wish I could talk to Sirius,’ he muttered. ‘But I know I can't.’
Ginny continued to watch him thoughtfully. More to give himself something to do than because he really wanted any, Harry unwrapped his Easter egg, broke off a large bit and put it into his mouth.
‘Well,’ said Ginny slowly, helping herself to a bit of egg, too, ‘if you really want to talk to Sirius, I expect we could think of a way to do it.’
‘Come on,’ said Harry dully. ‘With Umbridge policing the fires and reading all our mail?’
‘The thing about growing up with Fred and George,’ said Ginny thoughtfully, ‘is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.’
Harry looked at her. Perhaps it was the effect of the chocolate—Lupin had always advised eating some after encounters with dementors—or simply because he had finally spoken aloud the wish that had been burning inside him for a week, but he felt a bit more hopeful.
‘WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?’
‘Oh damn,’ whispered Ginny, jumping to her feet. ‘I forgot—’
Madam Pince was swooping down on them, her shrivelled face contorted with rage.
‘Chocolate in the library!’ she screamed. ‘Out—out—OUT!’ And whipping out her wand, she caused Harry's books, bag and ink bottle to chase him and Ginny from the library, whacking them repeatedly over the head as they ran.
As though to underline the importance of their upcoming examinations, a batch of pamphlets, leaflets and notices concerning various wizarding careers appeared on the tables in Gryffindor Tower shortly before the end of the holidays, along with yet another notice on the board, which read:
CAREERS ADVICE
All fifth-years are required to attend a short meeting with their
Head of House during the first week of the summer term to discuss
their future careers. Times of individual appointments are listed below.
Harry looked down the list and found that he was expected in Professor McGonagall's office at half past two on Monday, which would mean missing most of Divination. He and the other fifth-years spent a considerable part of the final weekend of the Easter break reading all the careers information that had been left there for their perusal.
‘Well, I don't fancy Healing,’ said Ron on the last evening of the holidays. He was immersed in a leaflet that carried the crossed bone-and-wand emblem of St. Mungo's on its front. ‘It says here you need at least “E” at NEWT level in Potions, Herbology, Transfiguration, Charms and Defence Against the Dark Arts. I mean ... blimey ... don't want much, do they?’
‘Well, it's a very responsible job, isn't it?’ said Hermione absently.
She was poring over a bright pink and orange leaflet, that was headed, ‘SO YOU THINK YOU'D LIKE TO WORK IN MUGGLE RELATIONS?’ ‘You don't seem to need many qualifications to liaise with Muggles; all they want is an OWL in Muggle Studies: Much more important is your enthusiasm, patience and a good sense of fun!’
‘You'd need more than a good sense of fun to liaise with my uncle,’ said Harry darkly. ‘Good sense of when to duck, more like.’ He was halfway through a pamphlet on wizard banking. ‘Listen to this: Are you seeking a challenging career involving travel, adventure and substantial, danger-related treasure bonuses? Then consider a position with Gringotts Wizarding Bank, who are currently recruiting Curse-Breakers for thrilling opportunities abroad ...They want Arithmancy, though; you could do it, Hermione!’
‘I don't much fancy banking,’ said Hermione vaguely, now immersed in: ‘HAVE YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO TRAIN SECURITY TROLLS?’
‘Hey,’ said a voice in Harry's ear. He looked round; Fred and George had come to join them. ‘Ginny's had a word with us about you,’ said Fred, stretching out his legs on the table in front of them and causing several booklets on careers with the Ministry of Magic to slide off on to the floor. ‘She says you need to talk to Sirius?’
‘What?’ said Hermione sharply, freezing with her hand halfway towards picking up ‘MAKE A BANG AT THE DEPARTMENT OF MAGICAL ACCIDENTS AND CATASTROPHES'.
‘Yeah ...’ said Harry, trying to sound casual, ‘yeah, I thought I'd like—’
‘Don't be so ridiculous,’ said Hermione, straightening up and looking at him as though she could not believe her eyes. ‘With Umbridge groping around in the fires and frisking all the owls?’
‘Well, we think we can find a way around that,’ said George, stretching and smiling. ‘It's a simple matter of causing a diversion. Now, you might have noticed that we have been rather quiet on the mayhem front during the Easter holidays?’
‘What was the point, we asked ourselves, of disrupting leisure time?’ continued Fred. ‘No point at all, we answered ourselves. And of course, we'd have messed up people's revision, too, which would be the very last thing we'd want to do.’
He gave Hermione a sanctimonious little nod. She looked rather taken aback by this thoughtfulness.
‘But it's business as usual from tomorrow,’ Fred continued briskly. ‘And if we're going to be causing a bit of uproar, why not do it so that Harry can have his chat with Sirius?’
‘Yes, but still,’ said Hermione, with an air of explaining something very simple to somebody very obtuse, ‘even if you do cause a diversion, how is Harry supposed to talk to him?’
‘Umbridge's office,’ said Harry quietly.
He had been thinking about it for a fortnight and could come up with no alternative. Umbridge herself had told him that the only fire that was not being watched was her own.
‘Are—you— insane?’ said Hermione in a hushed voice.
Ron had lowered his leaflet on jobs in the Cultivated Fungus Trade and was watching the conversation warily.
‘I don't think so,’ said Harry, shrugging.
‘And how are you going to get in there in the first place?’
Harry was ready for this question.
‘Sirius's knife,’ he said.
‘Excuse me?’
‘Christmas before last Sirius gave me a knife that'll open any lock,’ said Harry. ‘So even if she's bewitched the door so Alahomora won't work, which I bet she has— ’
‘What do you think about this?’ Hermione demanded of Ron, and Harry was reminded irresistibly of Mrs. Weasley appealing to her husband during Harry's first dinner in Grimmauld Place.
‘I dunno,’ said Ron, looking alarmed at being asked to give an opinion. ‘If Harry wants to do it, it's up to him, isn't it?’
‘Spoken like a true friend and Weasley,’ said Fred, clapping Ron hard on the back. ‘Right, then. We're thinking of doing it tomorrow, just after lessons, because it should cause maximum impact in everybody's in the corridors—Harry, we'll set it off in the east wing somewhere, draw her right away from her own office—I reckon we should be able to guarantee you, what, twenty minutes?’ he said, looking at George.
‘Easy,’ said George.
‘What sort of diversion is it?’ asked Ron.
‘You'll see, little bro', said Fred, as he and George got up again. ‘At least, you will if you trot along to Gregory the Smarmy's corridor round about five o'clock tomorrow.’
Harry awoke very early the next day, feeling almost as anxious as he had done on the morning of his disciplinary hearing at the Ministry of Magic. It was not only the prospect of breaking into Umbridge's office and using her fire to speak to Sirius that was making him feel nervous, though that was certainly bad enough; today also happened to be the first time Harry would be in close proximity to Snape since Snape had thrown him out of his office.
After lying in bed for a while thinking about the day ahead, Harry got up very quietly and moved across to the window beside Neville's bed, and stared out on a truly glorious morning. The sky was a clear, misty, opalescent blue. Directly ahead of him, Harry could see the towering beech tree below which his father had once tormented Snape. He was not sure what Sirius could possibly say to him that would make up for what he had seen in the Pensieve, but he was desperate to hear Sirius's own account of what had happened, to know of any mitigating factors there might have been, any excuse at all for his father's behaviour ...
Something caught Harry's attention: movement on the edge of the Forbidden Forest. Harry squinted into the sun and saw Hagrid emerging from between the trees. He seemed to be limping. As Harry watched, Hagrid staggered to the door of his cabin and disappeared inside it. Harry watched the cabin for several minutes. Hagrid did not emerge again, but smoke furled from the chimney, so Hagrid could not be so badly injured that he was unequal to stoking the fire.
Harry turned away from the window, headed back to his trunk and started to dress.
With the prospect of forcing entry into Umbridge's office ahead. Harry had never expected the day to be a restful one, but he had not reckoned on Hermione's almost continual attempts to dissuade him from what he was planning to do at five o'clock. For the first time ever, she was at least as inattentive to Professor Binns in History of Magic as Harry and Ron were, keeping up a stream of whispered admonitions that Harry tried very hard to ignore.
‘... and if she does catch you there, apart from being expelled, she'll be able to guess you've been talking to Snuffles and this time I expect she'll force you to drink Veritaserum and answer her questions ...’
‘Hermione,’ said Ron in a low and indignant voice, ‘are you going to stop telling Harry off and listen to Binns, or am I going to have to take my own notes?’
‘You take notes for a change, it won't kill you!’
By the time they reached the dungeons, neither Harry nor Ron was speaking to Hermione. Undeterred, she took advantage of their silence to maintain an uninterrupted flow of dire warnings, all uttered under her breath in a vehement hiss that caused Seamus to waste five whole minutes checking his cauldron for leaks.
Snape, meanwhile, seemed to have decided to act as though Harry were invisible. Harry was, of course, well-used to this tactic, as it was one of Uncle Vernon's favourites, and on the whole was grateful he had to suffer nothing worse. In fact, compared to what he usually had to endure from Snape in the way of taunts and snide remarks, he found the new approach something of an improvement, and was pleased to find that when left well alone, he was able to concoct an Invigoration Draught quite easily. At the end of the lesson he scooped some of the potion into a flask, corked it and took it up to Snape's desk for marking, feeling that he might at last have scraped an ‘E'.
He had just turned away when he heard a smashing noise. Malfoy gave a gleeful yell of laughter. Harry whipped around. His potion sample lay in pieces on the floor and Snape was surveying him with a look of gloating pleasure.
‘Whoops,’ he said softly. ‘Another zero, then, Potter.’
Harry was too incensed to speak. He strode back to his cauldron, intending to fill another flask and force Snape to mark it, but saw to his horror that the rest of the contents had vanished.
‘I'm sorry!’ said Hermione, with her hands over her mouth. ‘I'm really sorry, Harry. I thought you'd finished, so I cleared up!’
Harry could not bring himself to answer. When the bell rang, he hurried out of the dungeon without a backwards glance, and made sure that he found himself a seat between Neville and Seamus for lunch so that Hermione could not start nagging him again about using Umbridge's office.
He was in such a bad mood by the time he got to Divination that he had quite forgotten his careers appointment with Professor McGonagall, remembering it only when Ron asked him why he wasn't in her office. He hurtled back upstairs and arrived out of breath, only a few minutes late.
‘Sorry, Professor,’ he panted, as he closed the door. ‘I forgot.’
‘No matter, Potter,’ she said briskly, but as she spoke, somebody else sniffed from the corner. Harry looked round.
Professor Umbridge was sitting there, a clipboard on her knee, a fussy little pie-frill around her neck and a small, horribly smug smile on her face.
‘Sit down, Potter,’ said Professor McGonagall tersely. Her hands shook slightly as she shuffled the many pamphlets littering her desk.
Harry sat down with his back to Umbridge and did his best to pretend he could not hear the scratching of her quill on her clipboard.
‘Well, Potter, this meeting is to talk over any career ideas you might have, and to help you decide which subjects you should continue into the sixth and seventh years,’ said Professor McGonagall. ‘Have you had any thoughts about what you would like to do after you leave Hogwarts?’
‘Er—’ said Harry.
He was finding the scratching noise from behind him very distracting.
‘Yes?’ Professor McGonagall prompted Harry.
‘Well, I thought of, maybe, being an Auror,’ Harry mumbled.
‘You'd need top grades for that,’ said Professor McGonagall, extracting a small, dark leaflet from under the mass on her desk and opening it. ‘They ask for a minimum of five NEWTs, and nothing under “Exceeds Expectations” grade, I see. Then you would be required to undergo a stringent series of character and aptitude tests at the Auror office. It's a difficult career path, Potter, they only take the best. In fact, I don't think anybody has been taken on in the last three years.’
At this moment, Professor Umbridge gave a very tiny cough, as though she was trying to see how quietly she could do it. Professor McGonagall ignored her.
‘You'll want to know which subjects you ought to take, I suppose?’ she went on, talking a little louder than before.
‘Yes,’ said Harry. ‘Defence Against the Dark Arts, I suppose?’
‘Naturally,’ said Professor McGonagall crisply. ‘I would also advise—’
Professor Umbridge gave another cough, a little more audible this time. Professor McGonagall closed her eyes for a moment, opened them again, and continued as though nothing had happened.
‘I would also advise Transfiguration, because Aurors frequently need to Transfigure or Untransfigure in their work. And I ought to tell you now, Potter, that I do not accept students into my NEWT classes unless they have achieved “Exceeds Expectations” or higher at Ordinary Wizarding Level. I'd say you're averaging “Acceptable” at the moment, so you'll need to put in some good hard work before the exams to stand a chance of continuing. Then you ought to do Charms, always useful, and Potions. Yes, Potter, Potions,’ she added, with the merest flicker of a smile. ‘Poisons and antidotes are essential study for Aurors. And I must tell you that Professor Snape absolutely refuses to take students who get anything other than “Outstanding” in their OWLs, so —’
Professor Umbridge gave her most pronounced cough yet.
‘May I offer you a cough drop, Dolores?’ Professor McGonagall asked curtly, without looking at Professor Umbridge.
‘Oh, no, thank you very much,’ said Umbridge, with that simpering laugh Harry hated so much. ‘I just wondered whether I could make the teensiest interruption, Minerva?’
‘I daresay you'll find you can,’ said Professor McGonagall through tightly gritted teeth.
‘I was just wondering whether Mr. Potter has quite the temperament for an Auror?’ said Professor Umbridge sweetly.
‘Were you?’ said Professor McGonagall haughtily. ‘Well, Potter,’ she continued, as though there had been no interruption, ‘if you are serious in this ambition, I would advise you to concentrate hard on bringing your Transfiguration and Potions up to scratch. I see Professor Flitwick has graded you between “Acceptable” and “Exceeds Expectations” for the last two years, so your Charmwork seems satisfactory. As for Defence Against the Dark Arts, your marks have been generally high, Professor Lupin in particular thought you—are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?’
‘Oh, no need, thank you, Minerva,’ simpered Professor Umbridge, who had just coughed her loudest yet. ‘I was just concerned that you might not have Harry's most recent Defence Against the Dark Arts marks in front of you. I'm quite sure I slipped in a note.’
‘What, this thing?’ said Professor McGonagall in a tone of revulsion, as she pulled a sheet of pink parchment from between the leaves of Harry's folder. She glanced down it, her eyebrows slightly raised, then placed it back into the folder without comment.
‘Yes, as I was saying, Potter, Professor Lupin thought you showed a pronounced aptitude for the subject, and obviously for an Auror—’
‘Did you not understand my note, Minerva?’ asked Professor Umbndge in honeyed tones, quite forgetting to cough.
‘Of course I understood it,’ said Professor McGonagall, her teeth clenched so tightly the words came out a little muffled.
‘Well, then, I am confused ... I'm afraid I don't quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that—’
‘False hope?’ repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. ‘He has achieved high marks in all his Defence Against the Dark Arts tests—’
‘I'm terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me—’
‘I should have made my meaning plainer,’ said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. ‘He has achieved high marks in all Defence Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher.’
Professor Umbridge's smile vanished as suddenly as a light bulb blowing. She sat back in her chair, turned a sheet on her clipboard and began scribbling very fast indeed, her bulging eyes rolling from side to side. Professor McGonagall turned back to Harry, her thin nostrils flared, her eyes burning.
‘Any questions, Potter?’
‘Yes,’ said Harry. ‘What sort of character and aptitude tests do the Ministry do on you, if you get enough NEWTs?’
‘Well, you'll need to demonstrate the ability to react well to pressure and so forth,’ said Professor McGonagall, ‘perseverance and dedication, because Auror training takes a further three years, not to mention very high skills in practical Defence. It will mean a lot more study even after you've left school, so unless you're prepared to—’
‘I think you'll also find,’ said Umbridge, her voice very cold now, ‘that the Ministry looks into the records of those applying to be Aurors. Their criminal records.’
‘—unless you're prepared to take even more exams after Hogwarts, you should really look at another—’
‘Which means that this boy has as much chance of becoming an Auror as Dumbledore has of ever returning to this school.’
‘A very good chance, then,’ said Professor McGonagall.
‘Potter has a criminal record,’ said Umbridge loudly.
‘Potter has been cleared of all charges,’ said McGonagall, even more loudly.
Professor Umbridge stood up. She was so short that this did not make a great deal of difference, but her fussy, simpering demeanour had given place to a hard fury that made her broad, flabby face look oddly sinister.
‘Potter has no chance whatsoever of becoming an Auror!’
Professor McGonagall got to her feet, too, and in her case this was a much more impressive move: she towered over Professor Umbridge.
‘Potter,’ she said in ringing tones, ‘I will assist you to become an Auror if it is the last thing I do! If I have to coach you nightly, I will make sure you achieve the required results!’
‘The Minister for Magic will never employ Harry Potter!’ said Umbridge, her voice rising furiously.
‘There may well be a new Minister for Magic by the time Potter is ready to join!’ shouted Professor McGonagall.
‘Aha! shrieked Professor Umbridge, pointing a stubby linger at McGonagall. ‘Yes! Yes, yes, yes! Of course! That's what you want, isn't it, Minerva McGonagall? You want Cornelius Fudge replaced by Albus Dumbledore! You think you'll be where I am, don't you: Senior Undersecretary to the Minister and Headmistress to boot!’
‘You are raving,’ said Professor McGonagall, superbly disdainful. ‘Potter, that concludes our careers consultation.’
Harry swung his bag over his shoulder and hurried out of the room, not daring to look at Professor Umbridge. He could hear her and Professor McGonagall continuing to shout at each other all the way back along the corridor.
Professor Umbridge was still breathing as though she had just run a race when she strode into their Defence Against the Dark Arts lesson that afternoon.
‘I hope you've thought better of what you were planning to do, Harry,’ Hermione whispered, the moment they had opened their books to ‘Chapter Thirty-four, Non-Retaliation and Negotiation'. ‘Umbridge looks like she's in a really bad mood already ...’
Every now and then Umbridge shot glowering looks at Harry, who kept his head down, staring at Defensive Magical Theory, his eyes unfocused, thinking ...
He could just imagine Professor McGonagall's reaction if he was caught trespassing in Professor Umbridge's office mere hours after she had vouched for him ... there was nothing to stop him simply going back to Gryffindor Tower and hoping that some time during the next summer holidays he would have a chance to ask Sirius about the scene he had witnessed in the Pensieve ... nothing, except that the thought of taking this sensible course of action made him feel as though a lead weight had dropped into his stomach ... and then there was the matter of Fred and George, whose diversion was already planned, not to mention the knife Sirius had given him, which was currently residing in his schoolbag along with his father's old Invisibility Cloak.
But the fact remained that if he was caught ...
‘Dumbledore sacrificed himself to keep you in school, Harry!’ whispered Hermione, raising her book to hide her face from Umbridge. ‘And if you get thrown out today it will all have been for nothing!’
He could abandon the plan and simply learn to live with the memory of what his father had done on a summer's day more than twenty years ago ...
And then he remembered Sirius in the fire upstairs in the Gryffindor common room ...
You're less like your father than I thought ... the risk would've been what made it fun for James ...
But did he want to be like his father any more?
‘Harry, don't do it, please don't do it!’ Hermione said in anguished tones as the bell rang at the end of the class.
He did not answer; he did not know what to do.
Ron seemed determined to give neither his opinion nor his advice; he would not look at Harry, though when Hermione opened her mouth to try dissuading Harry some more, he said in a low voice, ‘Give it a rest, OK? He can make up his own mind.’
Harry's heart beat very fast as he left the classroom. He was halfway along the corridor outside when he heard the unmistakeable sounds of a diversion going off in the distance. There were screams and yells reverberating from somewhere above them; people exiting the classrooms all around Harry were stopping in their tracks and looking up at the ceiling fearfully—
Umbridge came pelting out of her classroom as fast as her short legs would carry her. Pulling out her wand, she hurried off in the opposite direction: it was now or never.
‘Harry—please!’ Hermione pleaded weakly.
But he had made up his mind; hitching his bag more securely on to his shoulder, he set off at a run, weaving in and out of students now hurrying in the opposite direction to see what all the fuss was about in the east wing.
Harry reached the corridor to Umbridge's office and found it deserted. Dashing behind a large suit of armour whose helmet creaked around to watch him, he pulled open his bag, seized Sirius's knife and donned the Invisibility Cloak. He then crept slowly and carefully back out from behind the suit of armour and along the corridor until he reached Umbridge's door.
He inserted the blade of the magical knife into the crack around it and moved it gently up and down, then withdrew it. There was a tiny click, and the door swung open. He ducked inside the office, closed the door quickly behind him and looked around.
Nothing was moving except the horrible kittens that were still frolicking on the wall plates above the confiscated broomsticks.
Harry pulled off his Cloak and, striding over to the fireplace, found what he was looking for within seconds: a small box containing glittering Floo powder.
He crouched down in front of the empty grate, his hands shaking. He had never done this before, though he thought he knew how it must work. Sticking his head into the fireplace, he took a large pinch of powder and dropped it on to the logs stacked neatly beneath him. They exploded at once into emerald green flames.
‘Number twelve, Grimmauld Place!’ Harry said loudly and clearly.
It was one of the most curious sensations he had ever experienced. He had travelled by Floo powder before, of course, but then it had been his entire body that had spun around and around in the flames through the network of wizarding fireplaces that stretched over the country. This time, his knees remained firm upon the cold floor of Umbridge's office, and only his head hurtled through the emerald fire ...
And then, as abruptly as it had begun, the spinning stopped. Feeling rather sick and as though he were wearing an exceptionally hot muffler around his head, Harry opened his eyes to find that he was looking up out of the kitchen fireplace at the long, wooden table, where a man sat poring over a piece of parchment.
‘Sirius?’
The man jumped and looked around. It was not Sirius, but Lupin.
‘Harry!’ he said, looking thoroughly shocked. ‘What are you—what's happened, is everything all right?’
‘Yeah,’ said Harry. ‘I just wondered—I mean, I just fancied a—a chat with Sirius.’
‘I'll call him,’ said Lupin, getting to his feet, still looking perplexed, ‘he went upstairs to look for Kreacher, he seems to be hiding in the attic again ...’
And Harry saw Lupin hurry out of the kitchen. Now he was left with nothing to look at but the chair and table legs. He wondered why Sirius had never mentioned how very uncomfortable it was to speak out of the fire; his knees were already objecting painfully to their prolonged contact with Umbridge's hard stone floor.
Lupin returned with Sirius at his heels moments later.
‘What is it?’ said Sirius urgently, sweeping his long dark hair out of his eyes and dropping to the ground in front of the fire, so that he and Harry were on a level. Lupin knelt down too, looking very concerned. ‘Are you all right? Do you need help?’
‘No,’ said Harry, ‘it's nothing like that ... I just wanted to talk ... about my dad.’
They exchanged a look of great surprise, but Harry did not have time to feel awkward or embarrassed; his knees were becoming sorer by the second and he guessed five minutes had already passed from the start of the diversion; George had only guaranteed him twenty. He therefore plunged immediately into the story of what he had seen in the Pensieve.
When he had finished, neither Sirius nor Lupin spoke for a moment. Then Lupin said quietly, ‘I wouldn't like you to judge your father on what you saw there, Harry. He was only fifteen—’
‘I'm fifteen,’ said Harry heatedly.
‘Look, Harry’ said Sirius placatingly, ‘James and Snape hated each other from the moment they set eyes on each other, it was just one of those things, you can understand that, can't you? I think James was everything Snape wanted to be—he was popular, he was good at Quidditch—good at pretty much everything. And Snape was just this little oddball who was up to his eyes in the Dark Arts, and James—whatever else he may have appeared to you, Harry—always hated the Dark Arts.’
‘Yeah,’ said Harry, ‘but he just attacked Snape for no good reason, just because—well, just because you said you were bored,’ he finished, with a slightly apologetic note in his voice.
‘I ‘m not proud of it,’ said Sirius quickly.
Lupin looked sideways at Sirius, then said, ‘Look, Harry, what you've got to understand is that your father and Sirius were the best in the school at whatever they did— everyone thought they were the height of cool—if they sometimes got a bit carried away—’
‘If we were sometimes arrogant little berks, you mean,’ said Sirius.
Lupin smiled.
‘He kept messing up his hair,’ said Harry in a pained voice.
Sirius and Lupin laughed.
‘I'd forgotten he used to do that,’ said Sirius affectionately.
‘Was he playing with the Snitch?’ said Lupin eagerly.
‘Yeah,’ said Harry, watching uncomprehendingly as Sirius and Lupin beamed reminiscently. ‘Well ... I thought he was a bit of an idiot.’
‘Of course he was a bit of an idiot!’ said Sirius bracingly, ‘we were all idiots! Well— not Moony so much,’ he said fairly, looking at Lupin.
But Lupin shook his head. ‘Did I ever tell you to lay off Snape?’ he said. ‘Did I ever have the guts to tell you I thought you were out of order?’
‘Yeah, well,’ said Sirius, ‘you made us feel ashamed of ourselves sometimes ... that was something ...’
‘And,’ said Harry doggedly, determined to say everything that was on his mind now he was here, ‘he kept looking over at the girls by the lake, hoping they were watching him!’
‘Oh, well, he always made a fool of himself whenever Lily was around,’ said Sirius, shrugging, ‘he couldn't stop himself showing off whenever he got near her.’
‘How come she married him?’ Harry asked miserably. ‘She hated him!’
‘Nah, she didn't,’ said Sirius.
‘She started going out with him in seventh year,’ said Lupin.
‘Once James had deflated his head a bit,’ said Sirius.
‘And stopped hexing people just for the fun of it,’ said Lupin.
‘Even Snape?’ said Harry.
‘Well,’ said Lupin slowly, ‘Snape was a special case. I mean, he never lost an opportunity to curse James so you couldn't really expect James to take that lying down, could you?’
‘And my mum was OK with that?’
‘She didn't know too much about it, to tell you the truth,’ said Sirius. ‘I mean, James didn't take Snape on dates with her and jinx him in front of her, did he?’
Sirius frowned at Harry, who was still looking unconvinced.
‘Look,’ he said, ‘your father was the best friend I ever had and he was a good person. A lot of people are idiots at the age of fifteen. He grew out of it.’
‘Yeah, OK,’ said Harry heavily. ‘I just never thought I'd feel sorry for Snape.’
‘Now you mention it,’ said Lupin, a faint crease between his eyebrows, ‘how did Snape react when he found you'd seen all this?’
‘He told me he'd never teach me Occlumency again,’ said Harry indifferently, ‘like that's a big disappoint—’
‘He WHAT?’ shouted Sirius, causing Harry to jump and inhale a mouthful of ashes.
‘Are you serious, Harry?’ said Lupin quickly. ‘He's stopped giving you lessons?’
‘Yeah,’ said Harry, surprised at what he considered a great over-reaction. ‘But it's OK, I don't care, it's a bit of a relief to tell you the—’
‘I'm coming up there to have a word with Snape!’ said Sirius forcefully, and he actually made to stand up, but Lupin wrenched him back down again.
‘If anyone's going to tell Snape it will be me!’ he said firmly. ‘But Harry, first of all, you're to go back to Snape and tell him that on no account is he to stop giving you lessons—when Dumbledore hears—’
‘I can't tell him that, he'd kill me!’ said Harry, outraged. ‘You didn't see him when we got out of the Pensieve.’
‘Harry there is nothing so important as you learning Occlumency!’ said Lupin sternly. ‘Do you understand me? Nothing!’
‘OK, OK,’ said Harry, thoroughly discomposed, not to mention annoyed. ‘I'll ... I'll try and say something to him ... but it won't be—’
He fell silent. He could hear distant footsteps.
‘Is that Kreacher coming downstairs?’
‘No,’ said Sirius, glancing behind him. ‘It must be somebody your end.’
Harry's heart skipped several beats.
‘I'd better go!’ he said hastily and pulled his head backwards out of the Grimmauld Place fire. For a moment his head seemed to be revolving on his shoulders, then he found himself kneeling in front of Umbridge's fire with it firmly back on and watching the emerald flames flicker and die.
‘Quickly, quickly!’ he heard a wheezy voice mutter right outside the office door. ‘Ah, she's left it open—’
Harry dived for the Invisibility Cloak and had just managed to pull it back over himself when Filch burst into the office. He looked absolutely delighted about something and was talking to himself feverishly as he crossed the room, pulled open a drawer in Umbridge's desk and began rifling through the papers inside it.
‘Approval for Whipping ... Approval for Whipping ... I can do it at last ... they've had it coming to them for years ...’
He pulled out a piece of parchment, kissed it, then shuffled rapidly back out of the door, clutching it to his chest.
Harry leapt to his feet and, making sure he had his bag and that the Invisibility Cloak was completely covering him, he wrenched open the door and hurried out of the office after Filch, who was hobbling along faster than Harry had ever seen him go.
One landing down from Umbridge's office, Harry thought it was safe to become visible again. He pulled off the Cloak, shoved it in his bag and hurried onwards. There was a great deal of shouting and movement coming from the Entrance Hall. He ran down the marble staircase and found what looked like most of the school assembled there.
It was just like the night when Trelawney had been sacked. Students were standing all around the walls in a great ring (some of them, Harry noticed, covered in a substance that looked very like Stinksap); teachers and ghosts were also in the crowd. Prominent among the onlookers were members of the Inquisitorial Squad, who were all looking exceptionally pleased with themselves, and Peeves, who was bobbing overhead, gazed down at Fred and George who stood in the middle of the floor with the unmistakeable look of two people who had just been cornered.
‘So!’ said Umbridge triumphantly. Harry realised she was standing just a few stairs in front of him, once more looking down upon her prey. ‘So—you think it amusing to turn a school corridor into a swamp, do you?’
‘Pretty amusing, yeah,’ said Fred, looking up at her without the slightest sign of fear.
Filch elbowed his way closer to Umbridge, almost crying with happiness.
‘I've got the form, Headmistress,’ he said hoarsely, waving the piece of parchment Harry had just seen him take from her desk. ‘I've got the form and I've got the whips waiting ... oh, let me do it now ...’
‘Very good, Argus,’ she said. ‘You two,’ she went on, gazing down at Fred and George, ‘are about to learn what happens to wrongdoers in my school.’
‘You know what?’ said Fred. ‘I don't think we are.’
He turned to his twin.
‘George,’ said Fred, ‘I think we've outgrown full-time education.’
‘Yeah, I've been feeling that way myself,’ said George lightly.
‘Time to test our talents in the real world, d'you reckon?’ asked Fred.
‘Definitely,’ said George.
And before Umbridge could say a word, they raised their wands and said together:
‘Accio brooms!’
Harry heard a loud crash somewhere in the distance. Looking to his left, he ducked just in time. Fred and George's broomsticks, one still trailing the heavy chain and iron peg with which Umbridge had fastened them to the wall, were hurtling along the corridor towards their owners; they turned left, streaked down the stairs and stopped sharply in front of the twins, the chain clattering loudly on the flagged stone floor.
‘We won't be seeing you,’ Fred told Professor Umbridge, swinging his leg over his broomstick.
‘Yeah, don't bother to keep in touch,’ said George, mounting his own.
Fred looked around at the assembled students, at the silent, watchful crowd.
‘It anyone fancies buying a Portable Swamp, as demonstrated upstairs, come to number ninety-three, Diagon Alley—Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes,’ he said in a loud voice. ‘Our new premises!’
‘Special discounts to Hogwart's students who swear they're going to use our products to get rid of this old bat,’ added George, pointing at Professor Umbridge.
‘STOP THEM!’ shrieked Umbridge, but it was too late. As the Inquisitorial Squad closed in, Fred and George kicked off from the floor, shooting fifteen feet into the air, the iron peg swinging dangerously below. Fred looked across the hall at the poltergeist bobbing on his level above the crowd.
‘Give her hell from us, Peeves.’
And Peeves, who Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset.
“但是为什么你不再上思维闭锁术？” 荷米恩皱着眉头说。 “我告诉过你，”哈利喃喃自语。“斯内普想我已经基本掌握了，所以我能自学。”
“那么你那些好笑的梦也停止了？”荷米恩怀疑地说。
“好多了，”哈利说，没看着她。
“好吧，我不认为斯内普应该在你能完全控制它们之前停止！” 荷米恩愤怒地说。“哈利, 我认为你应该回去问他——” “不，”哈利激动地说。“别再谈它了，荷米恩，好吗？”
今天是复活节假日第一天，荷米恩象往常一样，花了很多时间修改他们三个的时间表。哈利和罗恩就让她这么做；因为这比和她争吵容易得多，无论如何，它们也可能派得上用场。
罗恩震惊地发现他们离考试只有六个星期了。
“这也能算是震惊吗？”荷米恩查询般地说，她用魔杖轻敲罗恩的时间表上的方格，它就会依照自己的科目显示出不同的颜色。
“我不知道，”罗恩说，“有很多事情发生。”
”好的，这给你，“她说，把他的时间表给他，“如果你照它做的话就能考好。”
罗恩沮丧地低下头看它, 但是马上就高兴起来。 “你把每个星期的晚上都给了我！”
“那是为了魁地奇练习，”荷米恩说。
微笑从罗恩的脸上退去。
“那有什么用？”他迟钝地说。“我们今年嬴得魁地奇杯的机会和爸爸被从魔法部开除的机会一样多。”
荷米恩什么也没说；她正在看着哈利, 哈利正茫然地看着公共休息室对面的墙壁，当克鲁克山正抓住他的手，试图抓他的耳朵时。 “怎么了，哈利？”
“什么，”他很快地说。“没事——”
他抓住他抄的《魔法防御理论》并假装在看标题。克鲁克山放开了他并逃到荷米恩的椅子底下。
“我看见早些时候看到秋了，”荷米恩试验性地说。“她看起来真的很可怜。有你们两个又吵架了？”
“什——哦，是的，我们有，”哈利，感激地抓住这个借口。
“关于什么？”
“她那鬼鬼祟祟的朋友, 玛丽埃塔，”哈利说。 “哦，好的，我并不责备你！' 罗恩愤怒地说，放下他的时间表。“如果它没发生在她身上。” 罗恩开始了一个关于玛丽埃塔·埃吉康布的激烈演讲，哈利发现这很又帮助；他只用做出生气的样子，每当罗恩喘气时点头或说“是的”或说“那很对”，让他的思想自由的踌躇，或更悲惨，想一下他在冥想盆里看到的。
他感觉它的记忆似乎在身体里吃他。他是那么的相信他的父母是完美的人，以至于他在他父亲的特性上从来没有相信过斯内普的诽谤。像哈格力和天狼星难道没告诉他他的父亲是多么完美吗？（哦，好吧，看看天狼星就像他那样，一个唠叨的声音在哈利的脑子里说。他很坏，不是吗？）是啊，他曾经偷听到麦格教授说他的父亲和天狼星是学校的捣乱者，但她把他们描述成威斯里双胞胎的先驱者，哈利不能想象弗莱德和乔治能把人上下颠倒过来当娱乐。除非他们实在是恨他们。也许马尔夫，或其他人应该这样。
哈利想为斯内普在詹姆的手下受折磨的那一段是他应该的：但莉莉不是问了他，“他对你做了什么？”
然而詹姆没回答，“事实上主要是因为他的存在，如果你懂我的意思的话。”难道詹姆开始它完全只是因为天狼星说他很无聊？哈利想起卢平以前在格里曼迪街对他说丹伯多会按排他作级长是因为他能练习控制詹姆和天狼星。但在冥想盆里，他坐在那里然后让它全部发生。
哈利提醒自己莉莉也干涉了；他的妈妈很有分寸。然而，在记忆里看到她脸上，当她对詹姆喊的时候像是扰乱了他；她很明面憎恨詹姆，然而哈利不能理解为什么最后他们结婚了。一次或两次他甚至想到詹姆是不是强迫她。
近5年来他认为他的父亲是安慰的来源，或灵感。不论何时某人告诉他他很像詹姆，他都会从心底升起一股自豪感。但现在，他想的时候感到寒冷和悲哀。
在复活节假日过后，天气变得舒适，明亮且温暖，但哈利，沿着静止的第5—和第7—年，掉进了陷阱里，修改，漫步回图书馆又出去。哈利假装他的坏心情只是因为渐渐逼近的考试，当他的格兰芬多的同伴都在为学习而困扰的时候，他的借口也就不成问题了。
“哈利，我在和你说话，你听得到我吗？”
“恩？”
他往四周看。金妮·威斯里，看起来被大风吹过，当他独自坐在图书馆的桌子旁加入了他。这时是星期天的晚上：荷米恩已经回格兰芬多塔去订正古代诗歌，罗恩去练习魁地奇了。
“哦，嗨，”哈利说，把书拉到自己旁边。“为什么你不在练习呢？”
“它结束了，”金妮说。“罗恩要带杰克斯洛普（格兰芬多的击球手）去医院。”
“为什么？”
“好，我们不确定，但我们想他用自己的棍子打到了自己。”她重重地叹息。“总之。刚刚一个包裹到了，它只是通过了昂布瑞吉新的检测程序。”
她拿起一个用棕色纸包着的盒子；它显然已经被打开又被粗心地重包装。在它上面用红色墨水潦草地写道：由霍格瓦彻高级检查官检查并通过。
“它是妈妈做的复活节鸡蛋，”金妮说。“这有一个给你。给你。”
她递给他一个挺好看的巧克力鸡蛋并装饰着冰冻的一些东西，包装上说，包含着一包会叫的东西。哈利看着它，然后，他最讨厌的，感到一个肿块从他的喉咙升起。
“你还好吧，哈利？”金妮平静地问。
“哦，我很好，”哈利粗声说。在他喉咙里的肿块很痛。他不知道为什么一个复活节鸡蛋会让他有这样的感觉。
“你近来似乎不好，”金妮坚持地说。“你知道，我确定如果你只和秋说话。”
“我不想和秋说话，”哈利唐突地说。
“那么，是谁？”金妮问，接近地看着他。
“我。”
他向周围匆匆地扫视了一下，确保没人在听。平斯夫人在几个架子外，为一个看起来疯狂的哈那阿泊特踩住一堆书。
“我希望我能和天狼星说话，”他咕哝道。“但我知道我不能。”
金妮继续仔细地望着他。他希望给自己更多的事情做，哈利打开他的复活节鸡蛋，撕了一点下来然后放进嘴里。
“好吧，”金妮慢慢地说，也开始吃鸡蛋。“如果你真想和天狼星说话，我想我们能想出来怎么做到。”
“继续，”哈利迟钝地说。“通过昂布瑞吉监视着的火炉还有读我们所有的信？”
“这件事关于长大的弗莱德和乔治，”金妮仔细地说，“如果你有足够的勇气就能认为任何事情都有可能。”
哈利看着她。也许是巧克力的作用——卢平总是建议在遭到摄魂怪之后吃一些——或者只是他最终大声地说出憋在他心里一个星期的愿望，但他感到有点帮助。
“你认为你在干什么？”
“哦，真是的，”金妮低声说，跳了起来。“我忘了——”平斯夫人正向他们冲过来，她压瘪的脸上带着扭曲的愤怒。
“巧克力在图书馆！”她尖叫道。“出去—出去—出去！”随着她的魔杖的挥动，她抓起哈利的书，书包和墨水瓶来把他和金妮赶出图书馆，当他们跑的时候还再三恐吓。
*
就像要提醒他们考试的重要性一样，一包包的小册子，就在假日快结束的时候，关于各种巫师职业的传单和布告出现在格兰芬多塔，在它们中间有另外一条消息：
所有5年级的必需出席和他们的院长出席一个短暂的会议在夏季的学期的第一个星期来讨论
他们未来的职业。特别指定的约会在下面列出。
哈利往下看，找到他要在星期一下午2点半去麦格教授的办公室，这就意味着预言课要失去很多。他和其他5年级的学生在复活节假日的最后一个周末用了相当多的时间，来读他们留下来要熟读的职业消息。
“好吧，我不喜欢医疗，”罗恩在假日的最后一个晚上说。他陷入了一个传单，上面有圣芒克医院的象征，骨头和魔杖相交的十字。“它说你最少要得‘E’在终极巫师等级考试中的药剂、草药、变形、魔咒和黑魔法防御。我的意思是。啊呀。不想那么多，不是吗？”
“好啊，它是一个可靠的工作，不是吗？”荷米恩心不在焉地说。
“好吧，我不喜欢医疗，”罗恩在假日的最后一个晚上说。他陷入了一个传单，上面有圣芒克医院的象征，骨头和魔杖相交的十字。“它说你最少要得‘E’在终极巫师等级考试中的药剂、草药、变形、魔咒和黑魔法防御。我的意思是。啊呀。不想那么多，不是吗？”
“好啊，它是一个可靠的工作，不是吗？”荷米恩心不在焉地说。
她正在凝视着一个粉色和橙色的传单，标题是：那么你想你喜欢在麻瓜亲戚中工作吗？
“你不需要很多条件来和麻瓜保持联络；他们需要的只是一个麻瓜研究的普通巫师等级证书：最重要的是你的热心，耐性和很好的判断力。”
“和我的舅父保持联络需要的不止是好的判断力，”哈利阴暗地说。“对人的判断力，更像。”
他看的巫师银行的小册子看了一半。“听这个：你在寻找一个有挑战性的职业并包括旅行，冒险和充实的，危险叙述的奖金？那么考虑在古灵阁银行的职业吧，我们普遍征集咒语阻断者去国外找时机。他们想要数字算命，所以；你能做这个，荷米恩！”
“我不喜欢银行业，”荷米恩含糊地说，现在又陷入了：你试过训练安全的旋转吗？
“嘿，”一个声音在哈利耳边说。他往周围看；弗莱德和乔治已经来了。“金妮告诉我们一点你的消息，”弗莱德说，往前伸出他的腿，这使得许多关于魔法部的职业的书滑到了地板上。“她说你需要和天狼星谈话？”
“什么？”荷米恩急忙说，她正在拿“在魔法事故和灾祸部门工作”的时候停了下来。
“是啊。”哈利说，想把声音显得很随意，“是啊，我想我——”
“别那么荒唐，”荷米恩说，站起来看着他就像她不能相信她的眼睛一样。“现在昂布瑞吉正在监视着所有的火炉并拦截所有的猫头鹰？”
“好吧，我想我们能找到一个办法绕开那些，”乔治说，微笑着。“要转移很简单。现在，你可能注意到了，我们宁可在复活节假日安静些？”
“那又什么用，我们问自己，中断空闲时间吗？”弗莱德接着说。“那没用，我们回答自己。当然了，我们把人们的修改弄乱了，一样，这可能是我们想做的最后一件事了。”
他向荷米恩假装神圣的点了点头。她看起来宁可慎重地接受这个。
“但它的生意明天还是一样的，”弗莱德继续精神勃勃地说。“如果我们将引起一场骚动，为什么不接着干下去，那么哈利就不就能和天狼星谈话了吗？”
“是的，但仍然，”荷米恩说，带着一种向白痴解释某种简单的东西的那种表情，“如果你把注意力转移了，哈利怎么和他谈话呢？”
“昂布瑞吉的办公室，”哈利平静地说。
他为这个已经想了两个星期，现在来了就不能选择了。昂布瑞吉曾自己告诉过他，她的火炉是唯一一个没被监视的火炉。
“你——是——疯了吗？”荷米恩用安静的声音说。
罗恩把他的关于种植蘑菇贸易的小册子放低了，然后警惕地看着这场谈话。
“我不这样想，”哈利耸耸肩。
“然而你怎么进去这个房间？”
哈利已经准备好这个问题。
“天狼星的刀子，”他说。
“对不起？”
“圣诞节前天狼星给了我一把刀子，它能打开任何锁，”哈利说。“所以她尽管在门上施了魔法而阿拉霍洞开又不起作用时，我打赌她——”
“你对这个怎么想？”荷米恩问罗恩，哈利想起他在格里曼迪街的第一个晚餐上威斯里夫人对她丈夫进行的无法抵御的哭诉。
“我不知道，”罗恩说，看起来被问到自己的意见显得很惊恐。“如果哈利想做它，就让他去吧，不是吗？”
“说得像一个忠诚的朋友和威斯里，”弗莱德说，在罗恩的背上猛推了一下。“好的，那么。我们想明天就做，只是在课后，因为如果有太多人在走廊它可能会造成很大的冲击—哈利，我们会让它在东面某个地方爆炸，直接引她离开她的办公室—我猜想我们能保证你，什么，20分钟？”
他说，看着乔治。
“容易，”乔治说。
“那是什么种类的转移？”罗恩问。
“你会看到，小弟弟，”弗莱德说，当他和乔治再次起身。“最少，你会的，如果你明天5点小跑到烦人的杰格瑞的走廊那里。”
哈利第二天很晚才起床，当他早晨听到魔法部的训诫后很担忧。这不仅仅是到昂布瑞吉的办公室用她的火炉来和天狼星谈话使他感到不安，虽然那已经够坏了；今天哈利还要接近斯内普，自从斯内普把他从他的办公室里扔出去以来的第一次。
在床上躺了一会想今天会怎样之后，哈利很快地起床然后走到纳威床边的窗子，注视着真实且光荣的早晨。天空很空旷，有薄雾，乳白色的蓝。就在他的前面，哈利能看见高耸的山毛榉就在底下，那里他爸爸曾经折磨过斯内普。他不确定天狼星会对他说什么来弥补他在冥想盆里看到的，但他极想听到天狼星自己描述发生了什么，来知道可能会减轻一些，所有的借口都是为了他父亲的行为。
有些事情吸引了哈利的注意力：在禁林边上的动作。哈利斜视着太阳，看见哈格力在树中浮现出来。他似乎是在跛行。当哈利看的时候，哈格力蹒跚地走向他的小屋的门然后消失了。哈利看着小屋几分钟。哈格力没再出现，但从烟囱里冒出的烟不见了，因为哈格力不可能受伤得那么厉害，他再管着火炉就不公平了。
哈利从窗子旁走开，回到他的箱子旁边开始穿衣服。
伴随着能进昂布瑞吉的办公室的期望，哈利从来没期盼过这天会宁静，但他没想到荷米恩会持续不断地企图让他放弃他计划在5点钟要做的事情。第一次，她在魔法史课上忽疏了宾斯教授当哈利和罗恩正在，持续地发出低声的警告当哈利努力去不理睬。
“—还有如果她在那里抓到你，除了消失，她肯定会想到你正在和天狼星谈话，这时我想她会让你喝吐真剂来让你回答她的问题。”
“荷米恩，”罗恩用小声但愤怒的声音说，“你不能停止告诉哈利然后听宾斯，或者我要记我自己的笔记吗？”
“你改变一下，记一回笔记不会杀了你的！”
当他们到达地牢时，哈利和罗恩都没和荷米恩说话。然而，她利用他们的安静继续像河水一样滔滔不绝地给他们发出可怕的警告，在她说话的时候，他们发出嘘嘘的声音，这使得西姆斯白白浪费5分钟检查他的大气锅有没漏洞。
斯内普，上课时，似乎决定要当哈利不存在。哈利是，当然，很好的利用了谋略，这是维能姨夫的爱好，然而最值得感激的是他不用忍受任何不愉快的事情。实际上，他通常要忍耐斯内普的嘲弄和不公平的评论，他找到了新的改进方法，然后很高兴的找到什么时候独自呆着好，他已经可以很容易地调制鼓舞药剂。在课程快结束地时候他把一些药剂倒到瓶子里，用木塞塞住它，然后把它放到斯内普地桌子上等待评分，他感到自己最后很可能会是一个‘？’。
他刚刚转身当他听到东西粉碎的声音。马尔夫愉快地笑了一声。哈利突然转过身。他的药剂已经裂成碎片躺在地板上，斯内普正心满意足地打量着他。
“哎哟，”他柔和地说。“那么，另一个零分，波特。”
哈利愤怒得不能说话。他大步回到他的大气锅旁边，想再乘一个瓶子给斯内普打分，但看见他最憎恨的事情，他的药已经被清理了。
“对不起！”荷米恩说，她的手捂住嘴。“我真的很抱歉，哈利。我想你已经完成了，所以我就清理了！”
哈利不知道让自己怎么回答。当铃声响起，他匆忙走出地牢甚至没回头看一眼，这样就能确保他坐在纳威和西姆斯的中间吃饭，所以荷米恩就不能再向他唠叨关于使用昂布瑞吉的办公室。
他的心情是那么的糟糕透顶以致于他去上预言课的时候忘了他和麦格教授的职业会议，他在罗恩问他为什么不在麦格教授的办公室时才想起来。他飞快地下了楼梯，只晚了几分钟。
“对不起，教授，”他喘着气说，当他关上门。“我忘了。”
“没事，波特，”她活泼地说，但当她说的时候，某人在角落吸了口气。哈利往四处看了看。
昂布瑞吉教授坐在那里，她的膝盖上放着剪贴本，她的脖子装饰得十分过分，在她的脸上，那是一种可怕，自鸣得意的微笑。
“坐下，波特，”麦格教授简略地说。她的手轻微地颤抖了一下当她走过堆满小册子的桌子时。哈利背对着昂布瑞吉坐下然后试图不要理会她的羽毛笔在剪贴本上潦草写字时发出的声音。
“好的，波特，这次会议是谈论你可以做的任何职业，然后帮助你选择在第6和第7年要继续哪些课程，”麦格教授说。“你对离开霍格瓦彻后要做什么有想法吗？”
“呃——”哈利说。
他发现在他身后的噪音很吸引人。
“是什么？”麦格教授提醒哈利。
“好吧，我想，可能，当个傲罗，”哈利喃喃自语。
“那样的话你需要最高级别，”麦格教授说，从她的桌子上的那堆东西下取出一个黑色的小册子然后打开它。“他们最少要5个终极巫师等级，和‘优秀’的，我知道。你在傲罗的办公室必须经历人格的严厉的测试和智能的考试。这是一个艰难的职业，波特，他们只要最好的。实际上，我不认为任何人在最后三年中会这样。”
这个时候，昂布瑞吉教授轻微地咳嗽了一声，就像她想试一下她能咳得多安静一样。麦格教授没理会她。
“你想知道哪些课程你应该上，是吗？”她继续，谈话的声音更大了一点。
“是的，”哈利说。“我想是黑魔法防御术？”
“当然，”麦格教授清楚地说。“我也会建议——”
昂布瑞吉教授又咳了一声，这次大声了一点。麦格教授闭了一下眼睛，又睁开，然后继续讲话就像什么也没发生一样。
“我也会建议变形课，因为傲罗在他们的工作中经常需要变形或着不变形。还有我因该告诉你，波特，那就是我不希望学生进入我的终极巫师课程，除非他们达到了‘优秀’或比普通巫师水平要高。你要说你这是一直都是可以接受的，所以你需要更加努力一些，在考试之前来争取一个立足点去继续。然后你应该上魔咒课，总是很有用的，还有药剂课。是的，波特，药剂课，”她加上去，并微笑了一下。“药剂课和解毒法是傲罗基本的知识。我必须告诉你，斯内普教授绝对不会让在普通巫师等级考试中成绩不是很突出的学生进入课堂，所以——”
然而布瑞吉教授很显著地咳了一声。
“我给你一片止咳药好吗，多洛丽思？”麦格教授简略地问，没看昂布瑞吉教授。
“哦，不用，谢谢你了，”昂布瑞吉说，用哈利憎恨的假笑笑了。“我正在惊讶我不能打断一下吗，米勒娃？”
“你想你知道你能了，”麦格教授在坚固的牙齿后面说。
“我惊讶脾气暴躁的波特先生能不能当个傲罗呢？”昂布瑞吉教授甜甜地说。
“你能吗？”麦格教授傲慢地说。“好的，波特，”
她继续说，就像没被打扰一样，“如果你野心很严肃的话，我会建议你在药剂和变形课上集中精力以便达到标准。我看到弗立维教授在过去两年中给你的评分是在‘合格’与‘优秀’中的，安么你的魔咒作业似乎很令人满意。那么黑魔法防御术上，你的分数一般都是很高的，卢平教授特殊地认为你——你确认你确实不需要止咳药片吗，多洛丽思？”
“哦，不需要，谢谢你，米勒娃，”昂布瑞吉假笑，刚刚她尽最大声地咳了一声。“我想你没注意到你前面的在黑魔法防御术哈利最近的分数。我确信我在写在一张纸上了。”
“什么，这个？”麦格教授用厌恶的声音说，当她从哈利的文件中拉出一张粉色的羊皮纸时。她注视着它，她的眉毛扬了扬，然后把它返回文件夹，没发表任何意见。
“是的，我在说，波特，卢平教授认为你在那门课上很有才赋，还有当傲罗是明显——”
“你没明白我的笔记吗，米勒娃？”昂布瑞吉教授用甜蜜的声音问，完全忘记了咳嗽。
“当然我懂它，”麦格教授说，她的牙齿闭得紧以至于她发出的声音减弱了一点。
“好，那么，我很困惑。我怕我不完全明白你怎么能对波特先生抱虚假的希望那——”
“虚假的希望？”麦格教授重复，仍然没看昂布瑞吉教授。“他在黑魔法防御术的所有测试上得了高分——”
“我十分抱歉和你说的有冲突，米勒娃，当你会在我的笔记上看到，哈利在他的课堂上和我完全是很糟糕——”
“我因该让我的意思更明白些，”麦格教授说，最后终于转过去直接用眼睛看着昂布瑞吉。“他在有能力的老师的教导下完全得到了很高的分数。”
昂布瑞吉教授的微笑突然消失了。她坐回她的椅子里，在她的剪贴本翻了一页然后开始十分潦草地书写，她凸出的眼睛转来转去。麦格教授转回到哈利那，她细细的鼻孔张开了，她的眼睛似乎正在燃烧。
“什么问题吗，波特？”
“是的，”哈利说。“魔法部会坐什么样的人格和智能测试在你身上，如果你有了足够的终极巫师等级？”
“好的，你需要证明你反抗压迫的才能和以后，”麦格教授说，“坚定不移和奉献，因为傲罗的训练需要比3年更长的时间，不要提起在实际防卫上很高的技能。它会意味着你甚至在离开学校后还要学习很多，所以除非你准备——”
“我想你也发现了，”昂布瑞吉说，她的声音现在变得很冷淡，“那就是魔法部会看申请当傲罗的人的档案。他们的犯罪记录。”
“除非你准备在霍格瓦彻之后进行更多考试，你实在应该照另一个——”
“这就意味着这个男孩当傲罗的机会和丹伯多返回学校的机会一样。”
“那么，一个很好的机会，”麦格教授说。
“波特有一个犯罪记录，”昂布瑞吉大声说。
“波特被清除了所有的控诉，”麦格教授说，更大声了。
昂布瑞吉教授站了起来。她是那么的矮，以至于她站起来并没有多大区别，当她急躁，假笑的举止已经变得很狂暴，这使得她宽宽的，松弛的脸看起来奇特的险恶。
“波特无论如何都没机会当一个傲罗！”
麦格教授也站了起来，在她的眼里是一个很大的移动；她高耸在昂布瑞吉教授的前面。
“波特，”她用响亮的声音说，“如果这是我最后做的一件事的话我要帮助你成为傲罗！如果我每夜都训练你的话，我保证你能达到需要的结果！”
“魔法部不会雇佣哈利波特！”昂布瑞吉说，她的声音十分狂暴。
“那时可能会有一个新的魔法部波特会准备加入！”麦格教授喊道。
“啊哈！”昂布瑞吉教授尖声叫了起来，用短而粗的手指指着麦格教授。“是！是的，是的，是的！当然！那就是你想的，不是吗，米勒娃麦格？你想丹伯多取代康奈斯福吉！你认为我会在哪里，你不是吗：年长的魔法部副部长和女校长！”
“你发疯了，”麦格教授说，高傲而轻蔑。“波特，那结束我们的职业咨询。”
哈利把他的书包甩到肩上然后急忙走出房间，没再大胆地看一眼昂布瑞吉教授。当他走在走廊里时仍然能听到麦格教授继续在叫骂。
下午，当昂布瑞吉教授大步走进黑魔法防御术的教室里时，仍然喘着气就像她刚刚跑了步一样。
“我想你应该想好你要计划做什么，哈利，”荷米恩低语，当他们打开书翻到‘第44章，不报仇和谈判’。“昂布瑞吉看起来她的心情十分不好。”
当昂布瑞吉对哈利怒目而视的时候，他总是低下头，看着《防御魔法理论》，他的眼睛其实并没看，他正在思考。
他只能想象麦格教授的反应，如果他在她担保了他的几个小时后就在昂布瑞吉教授的办公室侵犯了她的话。没有事情能阻止他简单地回格兰芬多塔，然后希望在暑假里的时候他能有机会问天狼星关于在冥想盆里亲眼看到的。没有，除了谈这个的感觉使得他感到好像有块东西掉进他的胃里。还有弗莱德和乔治的事情，他们的转移计划，不提起天狼星给他的刀子，那刀子通常和他父亲的隐形衣住在他的书包里。
当事实上如果他被抓到。
“丹伯多会牺牲他自己来确保你呆在学校，哈利！”荷米恩低声说，举起她的书来挡住昂布瑞吉的视线。“还有如果你今天从那里出来就会没事了！”
他能放弃这个计划然后只不过学习和他父亲20年前那个夏天所做的事情的回忆一起生活。然后他回忆起天狼星在格兰芬多塔的火炉里。
你比我想象的更不象你的父亲。冒险对于詹姆来说是很有趣的。
但他到底想不想和他的父亲一样呢？
“哈利，不要那样做，请不要那样！”荷米恩在课快结束的时候用苦恼的声音说。
他没回答；他不知道要做什么。
罗恩看起来既不想提建议也不想给忠告，他不愿意看哈利，尽管荷米恩张开她的嘴巴想要再劝阻哈利，他小声说，“休息一下，行吗？他能自己决定。”
哈利的心在离开教室后跳得非常快。他正在走廊上走到半路时，他准确无误地听到转移的声音。尖叫和喊声在他上面的某个地方响起；在哈利周围的人们在离开教室时都停住了他们的脚步，往天花板上看，非常——
昂布瑞吉尽她最大的努力急速走出教室。拉出她的魔杖，她快速地消失在正面的方向：误失良机。
“哈利——求你！”荷米恩虚弱地恳求。
但他已经决定了；安全地背上他的书包，他跑了出去，挥了挥手，然后离开正在大惊小怪地看东边到底发生了什么事情的学生们。
哈利到达了去昂布瑞吉的办公室的走廊然后发现它已经荒废了。一个盔甲正在看着他，他拉开他的书包，拿出天狼星的刀子然后披上隐形衣。他在到达昂布瑞吉的门之前一直小心地从盔甲的后面的走廊爬过。
他把魔法刀的刀刃插到门缝里，然后上下移动，再拔出它。轻微地响了一声，门开了。他急忙进入办公室，赶快关上门然后四周看。
没任何东西在动除了讨厌的小猫仍然在被没收的扫帚上面的碟子里嬉戏。
哈利脱下他的隐形衣，大步走到壁炉前，发现他正在看了几秒钟后，一个小盒子里面有飞路粉。
他在壁炉前蹲下来，他的手在抖。他从来没这样做过，虽然他想他知道它会怎样。把头伸到壁炉里，他抓了一大撮粉然后把粉掉在离他很近的木头上。它们立刻变成翠绿的绿色火焰。
“12号，格兰迪街！”哈利响亮并清楚地说。
这是他所经历的最古怪的。他以前用飞路粉旅行过，当然，但它使他整个身体在火焰中不停地旋转，经过了整个城市的巫师壁炉网络。这次，他的膝盖跪在昂布瑞吉办公室的坚固的冷地板上，只有他的头穿过了绿色的火焰。
然后，就像它突然地开始了，旋转停止了。感宁可生病也不想这样，他的头就像穿着古怪又热的消声器一样，哈利睁开他的眼睛，寻找他在厨房的壁炉往外看到的长长的，木制的桌子，那里有一个男人坐在那凝视着一张羊皮纸。
“天狼星？”
那个男人跳了起来，然后往四周看。那不是天狼星，是卢平。
“哈利！”他说，看起来十分震惊。“你在—发生什么了，一切还好吧？”
“是啊，”哈利说。“我只是想—我的意思是，我只想和天狼星谈—谈一下。”
“我去叫他，”卢平说，移动了一下，看起来仍然很困惑，“他去楼上找克瑞切（天狼星家的那个家养小精灵）他似乎又藏在阁楼上了。”
然后哈利看到卢平急忙走出厨房。现在他没什么可以看的了，除了椅子和桌子的腿。他奇怪为什么天狼星从来没对他说过在火里说话是多么的不舒服；他的膝盖在昂布瑞吉的石头地板上跪得太久，已经开始痛了。
天狼星跟在卢平后面回来了。
“那是什么？”天狼星急切地说，把他又黑又长的头发扫出他的眼睛旁边然后蹲下来看着前面的火炉，他就和哈利在同一高度了。卢平也跪下了，看起来很关心。“你还好吧？你需要什么帮助吗？”
“不，”哈利说，“没什么。我想谈一下。关于我爸爸。”
他们交换了十分惊讶的眼神，但哈利没时间感到笨拙或不好意思；他的膝盖开始变得很痛，他猜想转移计划已经过去5分钟了。乔治只能担保他20分钟。因此马上投入了关于他在冥想盆里看到的一切。
但他结束时，天狼星和卢平一时间都没说话。然后卢平平静地说，“我不希望你认为你看到的那时你的父亲在那里，哈利。他只有15岁——”
“我15岁！”哈利激昂地说。
“看着，哈利，”天狼星抚慰地说，“詹姆和斯内普自从他们看到对方的第一眼就开始恨对方了，它只是那些事情中的一件而已，你能理解，不是吗？我想詹姆是斯内普想成为的——他很受欢迎，他的魁地奇很好—在一切方面都很好。而斯内普只是一个古怪的人，他只把注意力集中到黑魔法上，而詹姆—不论其他，他在你面前出现时，哈利—总是恨黑魔法。”
“是，”哈利说，“但他进攻斯内普的原因不是很好，只是因为—好吧，只是因为你说你很无聊，”他说完了，他的声音带着些道歉的意思。
“我并不为此骄傲，”天狼星赶快说。
卢平从旁边看了一眼天狼星，然后说，“看着，哈利，你需要明白的是，你父亲和天狼星是在学校里最好的，无论他们做什么—每个人都认为他们是最酷的—如果他们有时—”
“你的意思是，如果我们有时傲慢自大了一点，”天狼星说。
卢平笑了。
“他总是故意弄乱他的头发，”哈利用痛苦的声音说。
天狼星和卢平都笑了。
“我忘了他习惯那样做，”天狼星亲切地说。
“他和Snitch一起玩吗？”卢平热心地说。
“是啊，”哈利说，不理解地看着，当天狼星和卢平正在回忆过去的时候。“好吧，我想他实在很白痴。”
“他当然很白痴！”天狼星振奋地说，“我们都很白痴！好的—月亮脸没那么我们那么多，”他公平地说，看着卢平。
但卢平摇了摇他的头。“我告诉过你要脱放开斯内普吗？”他说。“我有勇气告诉你我想你已经脱离了组织吗？”
“是啊，好吧，”天狼星说，“你有时候让我们感到羞耻。那些事情。”
“还有，”哈利顽固地说，想要说出他在这里想到的一切事情，“他总是看在湖那边的女孩，希望他们在看他！”
“哦，好吧，只要莉莉在那里他总做出一些愚蠢的事情，”天狼星说，耸了耸肩，“他不能停止表现自己，只要他和她接近。”
“她怎么会和他结婚？”哈利悲惨地问。“她恨他！”
“嗯，她不，”天狼星。
“她从7年级就开始和他一起出去，”卢平说。
“一旦詹姆不再那么自大，”天狼星说。
“还有停止以在别人身上施魔法取乐时，”卢平说。
“甚至斯内普？”哈利问。
“好吧，”卢平说，“斯内普是特殊例子。我的意思是，他从来不会失去任何一个机会去诅咒詹姆，所以你不能希望詹姆不理他，你能吗？”
“那么你确信我的妈妈那样很好？”
“她对它知道的不是很多，告诉你真的，”天狼星说。“我的意思是，詹姆不会带斯内普去参加她的约会并且在她面前让他倒霉，对吧？”
天狼星对着哈利皱眉头，因为哈利看起来仍然很不理解。
“看着，”他说，“你的父亲是我最好的朋友并且他是个好人。很多人在15岁时都是白痴。他可不是。”
“是啊，好了，”哈利沉重地说。“我只是从没想过我对斯内普感到对不起。”
“现在你提到它了，”卢平说，他的眉毛中间显出一道细细的皱纹，“当他发现你看到这一切时会怎样反应了？”
“他告诉他不会再教我思维闭锁术了，”哈利冷淡地说，“就像非常失望——”
“他怎么了？”天狼星喊到，结果哈利跳了起来并吸进了满口的灰烬。
“你是认真的吗，哈利？”卢平快速地说。“他停止给你上课？”
“是的，”哈利说，对他们的反应感到惊讶。“当这行啊，我不介意，就像重生了一样，告诉你那——”
“我要去那里和斯内普谈一谈！”天狼星激动地说，他竟然站了起来，当卢平猛地把他按下去让他坐下来。
“如果有一个人要告诉斯内普那就会是我！”他坚定地说。“当哈利，首先，你要回去斯内普那里然后告诉他，他不能停止给你上课—当丹伯多听到—”
“我不能告诉他，他会杀了我！”哈利说，很愤怒。“你没看见他，当我离开冥想盆时他是什么样子的。”
“哈利，没什么事情比你学思维闭锁术更重要了！”卢平严厉地说。“你明白我的意思吗？没有了！”
“行，行，”哈利说，十分不安，没提起苦恼。“我会试一下然后对他说点什么。当它不会—”
他感到十分静寂。他能听到远远的脚步声。
“克瑞切下楼梯了吗？”
“不，”天狼星说，注视着他后面。“它一定是你后面的。”
哈利的心猛的跳了一下。
“我最好还是走吧！”他草率地说然后把头缩回格兰迪街的火炉。有那么一会他的头似乎在他的肩膀上旋转，然后发现自己跪在昂布瑞吉的火炉前，看着绿色的火焰消失。
“快，快！”他听到一个气喘的声音在办公室门外嘀咕。“啊，她让它开着—”
哈利躲到隐形衣底下，费奇冲进办公室的时候，他正好把它整个遮住自己。他看起来很欣喜并在高兴地说着什么，当他穿过房间时，拉开昂布瑞吉的桌子的一个抽屉，然后开始弄那些纸。
“赞成鞭打。赞成鞭打。我最终可以这样做了。它们这些年最终有用了。”
他拉出一张羊皮纸，亲了亲它，然后拿着它迅速地走出门，把纸放在胸前。
哈利跳了一下，确保他的隐形衣把他和他的书包都遮住了，他打开门然后急忙跟在费奇后后面走出办公室，哈利还从来没看见过他走得那么快过。
在离开昂布瑞吉的办公室的过程中，哈利想这时显形是安全的了。他拉开斗篷，把它放进书包然后继续往前走。这时从礼堂传来大声的喊声。他跑下大理石台阶然后发现差不多整个学校都在那里。
这里就像特劳妮被解雇的那天晚上一样。学生沿着墙站成圆圈（其中一些人，哈利注意到，藏着很像臭蛋的东西）；教师和鬼魂也在人群中。在旁观者中很显著的就是询问组，他们都都格外地高兴，皮皮鬼，就飘在头上，注视着弗莱德和乔治，他们两正站在地板中间，带着没犯任何错误的表情，却被逼上了绝路。
“那么！”昂布瑞吉兴奋地说。哈利才发现她只离他几个台阶，又一次看起来很骄傲。“那么—你认为把学校的走廊变成沼泽很有趣，是吗？”
“非常有趣，是啊，”弗莱德说，看着她，一点都不害怕。
费奇离昂布瑞吉更近了，带着显著的高兴。
“我有了表格，女校长，”他刺耳地说，挥着哈利看到刚刚从她的桌子上拿的羊皮纸。“我有了表格，现在我的鞭打正在等着。哦，让我现在开始吧”
“很好，阿格斯，”她说。“你们两个，”她继续说，注视着弗莱德和乔治，“将知道在我的学校做坏事会是什么结果。”
“你知道什么？”弗莱德说。“我不认为是我们。”
他转向他的兄弟。
“乔治，”弗莱德说，“我想我们长得够大了，不再需要完全的教育。”
“是啊，我已经感觉到了，”乔治轻松地说。
“现在是时候来看看我们在真实世界的才干了，你猜呢？”弗莱德问。
“很对，”乔治说。
在昂布瑞吉能说一个字之前，他们举起他们的魔杖然后一起说：
“扫帚飞来！”
哈利听到不远的地方传来很大的爆裂声。看了一下他的左边，他马上蹲了下去。弗莱德和乔治的飞天扫帚，其中一个仍然带着重重的锁和铁钉，因为昂布瑞吉把它们钉在了墙上，它们都朝着他们的主人沿着走廊飞来；它们调头，不安地下了楼梯然后在双胞胎前面停下，锁在石地板上撞出很大的声音。
“我们不会再见到你，”弗莱德告诉昂布瑞吉教授，把他的腿跨过他的扫帚。
“是啊，不会再麻烦你了，”乔治说，乘上他的。
弗莱德看了周围的学生，安静的，警惕的人群。
“如果谁想买轻便沼泽，当示范，去93号，对角港—威斯里巫师玩笑店，”他大声说。“我们新开的店！”
“对在霍格瓦彻的学生，特别是发誓要用我们的产品来捉弄这个老蝙蝠的学生，有特别优惠，”乔治加上一句，指着昂布瑞吉教授。
“阻止他们！”昂布瑞吉尖叫，但太晚了。当询问组接近时，弗莱德和乔治踢了一下地板，在空气中上升了15英尺，铁钉在后面危险的晃动。弗莱德看着和他在同一高度的喜欢恶作剧的鬼魂，他也飘在人群上面。
“给她带来我们的毁坏，皮皮鬼。”
然后皮皮鬼，哈利从来没见过他会听从一个学生的命令，用手指弹起他那有花饰的帽子，然后向弗莱德和乔治敬了个礼，下面的学生发出喧闹的鼓掌声，然后他们冲出开着的前门消失在光荣的日落里。
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