CHIEFLY to the account of these diverse talents did Tartarin owe his lofty position in the town of Tarascon. Talking of captivating, though, this deuce of a fellow knew how to ensnare everybody. Why, the army, at Tarascon, was for Tartarin. The brave commandant, Bravida, honorary captain retired1 — in the Military Clothing Factory Department — called him a game fellow; and you may well admit that the warrior2 knew all about game fellows, he played such a capital knife and fork on game of all kinds.
So was the legislature on Tartarin’s side. Two or three times, in open court, the old chief judge, Ladevese, had said, in alluding3 to him:
“He is a character!”
Lastly, the masses were for Tartarin. He had become the swell4 bruiser, the aristocratic pugilist, the crack bully5 of the local Corinthians for the Tarasconers, from his build, bearing, style — that aspect of a guard’s -trumpeter’s charger which fears no noise; his reputation as a hero coming from nobody knew whence or for what, and some scramblings for coppers7 and a few kicks to the little ragamuffins basking8 at his doorway9.
Along the waterside, when Tartarin came home from hunting on Sunday evenings, with his cap on the muzzle10 of his gun, and his fustian11 shooting-jacket belted in tightly, the sturdy river-lightermen would respectfully bob, and blinking towards the huge biceps swelling12 out his arms, would mutter among one another in admiration13:
“Now, there’s a powerful chap if you like! he has double-muscles!”
“Double muscles!” why, you never heard of such a thing outside of Tarascon!
For all this, with all his numberless parts, double-muscles, the popular favour, and the so precious esteem14 of brave Commandant Bravida, ex-captain (in the Army Clothing Factory), Tartarin was not happy: this life in a petty town weighed upon him and suffocated15 him.
The great man of Tarascon was bored in Tarascon.
The fact is, for a heroic temperament16 like his, a wild adventurous17 spirit which dreamt of nothing but battles, races across the pampas, mighty18 battues, desert sands, blizzards19 and typhoons, it was not enough to go out every Sunday to pop at a cap, and the rest of the time to ladle out casting-votes at the gunmaker’s . Poor dear great man! If this existence were only prolonged, there would be sufficient tedium20 in it to kill him with consumption.
In vain did he surround himself with baobabs and other African trees, to widen his horizon, and some little to forget his club and the market-place; in vain did he pile weapon upon weapon, and Malay kreese upon Malay kreese; in vain did he cram6 with romances, endeavouring like the immortal21 Don Quixote to wrench22 himself by the vigour23 of his fancy out of the talons24 of pitiless reality. Alas25! all that he did to appease26 his thirst for deeds of daring only helped to augment27 it. The sight of all the murderous implements28 kept him in a perpetual stew29 of wrath30 and exaltation. His revolvers, repeating rifles, and ducking-guns shouted “Battle! battle!” out of their mouths. Through the twigs31 of his baobab, the tempest of great voyages and journeys soughed and blew bad advice. To finish him came Gustave Aimard, Mayne Reid, and Fenimore Cooper.
Oh, how many times did Tartarin with a howl spring up on the sultry summer afternoons, when he was reading alone amidst his blades, points, and edges; how many times did he dash down his book and rush to the wall to unhook a deadly arm! The poor man forgot he was at home in Tarascon, in his underclothes, and with a handkerchief round his head. He would translate his readings into action, and, goading32 himself with his own voice, shout out whilst swinging a battle-axe or tomahawk:
“Now, only let ’em come!”
“Them”? who were they?
Tartarin did not himself any too clearly understand. “They” was all that should be attacked and fought with, all that bites, claws, scalps, whoops33, and yells — the Sioux Indians dancing around the war-stake to which the unfortunate pale-face prisoner is lashed34. The grizzly35 of the Rocky Mountains, who wobbles on his hind36 legs, and licks himself with a tongue full of blood. The Touareg, too, in the desert, the Malay pirate, the brigand37 of the Abruzzi — in short, “they” was warfare38, travel, adventure, and glory.
But, alas!! it was to no avail that the fearless Tarasconer called for and defied them; never did they come. Odsboddikins! what would they have come to do in Tarascon?
Nevertheless Tartarin always expected to run up against them, particularly some evening in going to the club.
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