Towards the middle of June parcels began to arrive, and the camp became a very whispering gallery of rumours2. It started with a wire from the Red Cross at Copenhagen stating that a consignment3 of relief parcels had been dispatched. From that moment, there was no incident of the day that was not somehow construed4 into a veiled reference to Danish bread.
Lieut. Jones would meet Lieut. Brown on the way to the library.
“Any news this morning, Brown?”
“Nothing official.”
“Then what’s the latest rumour1?”
“Well, I shouldn’t put too much trust in it, old man,” Brown would answer guardedly,{101} “but I saw Colonel Croft talking to one of the Unter-officers this morning.”
“Did you hear what they were saying?”
“No,” said Lieut. Brown. “You see, I can’t speak German, but by the way they were gesticulating and all that, I feel pretty certain it was about these parcels.”
And within two hours it was common knowledge throughout the camp that the Unter-officer of Block II had told Colonel Croft that there were two hundred parcels within the camp.
As the days passed, and no consignment arrived, conjecture5 exceeded every bound of possibility. It was asserted on the one hand that the parcels had been commandeered on the way by the German army, and on another that the parcels had actually arrived and were in the camp, but that the Commandant had refused to issue them till he had received instructions from Berlin. During these days there was no epithet6 with which the word Boche went uncoupled.
At last, however, the parcels did arrive; a{102} large cart was perceived entering the gate laden7 with cardboard boxes, and a roseate mist enveloped8 the outlook of the Gefangener. The lean years were at an end, prosperity was in sight, and the flesh-pots of Egypt already steamed within the imagination. “Bread’s in the citadel9, all’s well with the world.”
But one thing had been overlooked. A composition of milk and flour is not improved by the delays of a protracted10 journey through the metallic11 heats of a German summer. The bread was unbelievably mouldy.
Well, we tried to imagine that we enjoyed it, and it was certainly something to eat; we doctored it and applied12 every remedy that the ingenuity13 of the R.A.M.C. could devise; but there are limits beyond which redemption cannot pass. There are stains which only dissolution can annul14, and the freshness of white bread once lost is as irrecoverable as virginity. Green it was, and green it remained. The taste of mould was there and baking would not remove it.{103}
Perhaps there was some comfort in the assurances of the doctor that, after it had been soaked and heated, it could do no active harm: but it could not change the nature of the object. Sadly it was agreed that bread was a washout.
However, it served a moral if not a physical purpose. It was the prophet of the sunrise, the false dawn that was the inevitable15 herald16 of a readjusted life. If bread could come from Copenhagen, it followed that the grocery parcels from London were not so immeasurably remote.
For weeks they had appeared on the horizon far withdrawn17, invested with Utopian glamour18. Orderlies who had been captured since Mons had told us what tins each parcel of the cycle would contain. The list of delicacies19 had been devoured20 by eager eyes, but their existence had always savoured of the impossible. They were the dreams of some incurable21 romantic; there could not really be such things, at least not in Germany. But now they actually began to approach{104} within mortal gaze; after all, the Citadel Mainz was not so utterly22 separated from the rational world. The authorities in England had apparently23 realised that some six hundred officers were beleaguered24 there upon those ultimate islands. An agreeable reflection; and, once more, conversation centred wholly upon food.
And a more barren topic could hardly be discovered. Perhaps some romance might be woven round the intricacies of a Trimalchio’s banquet, and a distinguished25 novelist made one of his characters woo triumphantly26 his beloved with a dazzling succession of French patisseries; but bully27 beef and pork and beans are too solid a matter for anything but a moral discourse28. They have no lyric29 fervour, their very sound is redolent of platitudes30, and from the beginning of the day up to the very end to hear nothing but panegyrics31 on their composition,—it was indeed a trial.
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It was not till the end of June that parcels began to arrive at fixed32 and regular intervals33, and those were days of great excitement. Each morning at 8.30 a.m. the names went up on the notice board, and immediately a cry ran round the barracks, “List up.” Pandemonium34 broke loose. The laziest Gefangener leapt from his bed, pulled on a pair of trousers, dived into the safety of a trench35 coat, and rushed for the board. In that space were waged Homeric contests. Some hundred brawny36 soldiers were all struggling towards a small board, on which fluttered the almost illegible37 carbon copies of the sacred list. There was much craning of necks, and driving of elbows, much cursing and much apologising. The weak were driven to the wall; and even when a forward surge had borne the eager aspirant38 to the portals of his inquiry39, there remained for him the ardours of retreat. Through a solid square of humanity he had to drive his harassed40 frame.{106}
These were moments of high excitement and of an equivalent depression. Those to whom the rush for the board had seemed too hazardous41 an exploit waited impatiently within the room for the tidings of some enterprising herald. Anxiously they would lean out of the window looking for a returning comrade.
“By Jove,” some one would say, “look, here’s Evans coming.”
“Has he signalled anything?”
“No, but he’s coming awful slow. There can’t be anything for him.”
And sadly Evans would re-enter the room from which he had set forth42 with such gay hopes.
“One for you, Turner; and you’ve clicked, Smith, two for you; and Piggett, you’ve got one. Nothing for the rest.”
“Nothing?” echoed the rest.
“No,” Evans would grunt43, and for him, as for the other unfortunates, the remainder of the day had lost all savour and romance.
For the lucky, however, the excitement{107} of the morning had only just begun, and a mere44 name on the parcel list served but as a preliminary excitant. The real zest45 of dissipation was still in store. Behind the barred doors of the “Ausgabe” lay all the innumerable varieties of an assignation. There might be cigarettes, clothing perhaps, a cycle parcel from Thurloe Place, or, and this was in parenthesis46, a mouldy loaf from Copenhagen.
First of all, there was the queue, the inevitable prelude47 to every form of punishment and amusement; and in this queue conjecture ran wild on the probable percentage of bread parcels in the camp.
“Well, I was standing48 by the gate yesterday,” one fellow was saying, “and I saw a load of parcels come in, and damn me if every one wasn’t a Thurloe Place.”
“Ah,” but the pessimist49 would break in, “that was the second load, you saw. I watched all three come in, and believe me, in the first and last loads there was nothing but bread.”
This, however, no one would believe, and{108} the imparter of this rumour was told to secrete50 his information elsewhere.
Slowly the queue moved forward, and at last the claimant passed through the sacred portals that were watched over by guardian51 angels in the form of whiskered sentries52 with zigzagged53 bayonets; within the sacred place there were even more seraphim54. Behind a long table stood four slovenly55 civilians56, whose duty it was to open the parcels, and see that no sabres or revolvers were concealed57 beneath the apparent innocence58 of a tin of Maconochie’s beef dripping. At a far corner of the table was the high priest, the master of the ceremonies. He sat there “coldly sublime59, intolerably just,” with a large book in which he entered every name.
Action proceeded on lines of Teutonic formality. The claimant for a parcel would first of all present himself before the high priest, and murmur60 the number of his parcel.
“Twenty-one.”
This the high priest would translate into German with a commendable61 rapidity.{109}
“Ein und zwanzig.”
He would shout this over his shoulder to one of the many satellites whose work it was to produce the required parcel. The next few seconds would be anxious ones for the hungry Gefangener. He would watch the sentry62 move about among a store of boxes, moving one, displacing another. He would lift a parcel so small that it could assuredly contain nothing but boot polish, and a shiver would pass through the leanly expectant. But at last, after many vacillations and counter-marches, he would emerge triumphantly with a cardboard box bearing the large Red Cross of the Central London Committee.
But even then there was more to be done. Each parcel had to be carefully opened and its contents examined. No tins nor paper could be taken away. Packets of tea and cocoa had to be stripped of their covering and emptied into baskets, while the tinned foods were spirited away to the block cellar, where later in the day they{110} were opened in the presence of a number of sentinels.
The reason for all this palaver63 we never quite managed to fathom64. It was surely enough that the British Red Cross had pledged its word not to include for exportation tracts65 for the times, pulpit propaganda, or prismatic compasses. With delightful66 duplicity the German authorities laid the blame of this on to our Allies.
“You see,” they said, “we’re very sorry, but the French get so many things in their tins; poison for our herbs, and knives and files. We must take precautions. Of course many parcels are quite all right, but the French, you see....”
And to our Allies the Germans told the same tale.
“You see,” they said, “your parcels are all right, but the English hide corkscrews in their bully beef. We must take precautions....”
And so another link was added to the immense chain of queues.
At this time, too, letters and books began{111} to arrive, and over these officialdom wound all the intricacies that it could muster67. Letters had to be fumigated68 first, each page had to be carefully censored69, and stamped with a large messy blue circle usually deposited over the least legible portion of the correspondence. And every novel had to be read from beginning to end.
Numerous were the regulations. Any reference to Germany was taboo71, the mere mention of the word Hun or Boche was the signal for confiscation72. Of my first consignment of books, two were suppressed. One of them being rather a prolix73 novel to the tune74 of khaki kisses, was not much loss; but the other, Ford75 Madox Hueffer’s volume of poems, I made valiant76 efforts to save. One evening I caught the censor70 unprepared, and pointed77 out to him that the author was a man of complete literary integrity, and that nothing he could write could be looked upon as dangerous.
“Ah, but,” the censor expostulated, “it is all full of Huns and Boche.”{112}
“Ah, well,” I said, “can’t you tear those pages out?”
“But then there would be no pages left,” and against this assertion argument was impossible. “And you see,” he went on, “we are not Huns.”
“No?” I said.
“No, the Huns were beaten at Chalons in A.D. 453. You have no right to call us Huns. That is your Northcliffe Press your hate campaign; we are men the same as you.”
And it was quite useless to point out that the average soldier applies the nickname “Hun” or “Boche” or “Jerry” in very much the same way as we call the Scotch78 “Jocks” and the Frenchmen “Froggies.”
The censor would not see it. “You think we are all barbarians,” he maintained. “It is your hate campaign, and we are not Huns; the Huns were beaten in 453 at Chalons by the Romans.”
East of the Rhine there is not much sense of humour.{113}
And indeed, considering the way in which the Kaiser has compared himself to Attila, our warders were peculiarly sensitive on this point. And they always approached it with that strange Teuton seriousness that is for ever hanging over the crags of the ridiculous.
At Karlsruhe, on the preceding Christmas, a certain officer, who had spent most of the afternoon beside a bottle, in the middle of a camp concert arrogated79 to himself the right to play a leading part. And leaping on the stage, he had for the space of half an hour regaled the audience with an exhilarating exhibition that contained many good-humoured but forceful references to his “sweet friend the enemy.” Unfortunately a German censor was present, and the next morning the officer was testily80 buttonholed by the sleuthhound.
“Captain Arnold,” said the censor, “I do not wish to make any trouble between you and us, but you said last night many things that were most offensive.”
Captain Arnold, whose memories of the{114} preceding evening were shrouded81 in a mist of cocktails82, endeavoured to be jocular.
“Oh, no, surely not? Not offensive; come now, not offensive.”
“Oh, yes, indeed they were; most offensive, Captain Arnold. You called us Huns.”
The gallant83 officer realised that he had been indiscreet, and saw that only one way lay open to him.
“Hun,” he said. “But why not, that’s what you call yourselves, isn’t it?”
The censor looked astonished, and aggrieved84.
“But surely, Captain Arnold, you know what is a Hun?”
“Not exactly, no.”
“Very good. I will show you.”
The next day the censor appeared bearing a history of Germany in three volumes.
“Now, Captain Arnold,” he said, “you will find here all there is to know. It is quite simple; no doubt you will be able to borrow a German dictionary, so that you can look up the words. You will find all about it.”{115}
For three days Captain Arnold kept the books, and then returned them with many thanks and a promise not to repeat his insults.
“I thought you would understand,” said the German censor. “It is only ignorance on your part that makes you call us Huns; and now you will tell your comrades, and they will understand too.”
And the little man trotted85 off, happy in the thought that his race had emerged from the examination triumphantly vindicated86.
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